YESTERDAY, was nearly a disastrous day for me...and i blamed it on the day before yesterday that is friday night.
i was feeling a bit hungry. opened the fridge i search for something to nibble cos it was near to dinner time. mamalee told me there was a MAC BEEF RICE BURGER insided...oh goodie!
found it. opened half of the bun and pulled out a slice of heavily seasoned beef. threw it into my mouth...munched. mmmh! YUMMY!
took out the whole MAC pack. opened bun to warm it up...oOH
GOD!!!....what was that!!!
the bun revealed a multi-coloured bread inside...PURPLE, RED, GREEN and....:(
oh mati liao!! i had just ingested something that should be in the rubbish chute....
"Mum...how long is this MAC?" i yelled and questioned.
"Oh...ur sister brought it last saturday when they came here to makan....." my mum replied as though this consecrated MAC was as fresh as breast milk!! "Can eat lah...put inside fridge won't spoil one lah....heat it up can already lah!...."
shit!! poison taking effect...off i rushed to the toilet...and
BRACCCCCCCK...RMMP..RMMP...BRAMMMMMPP!!!
"Mum!!!" i yelled from the toilet cubicle, "U silly stupid woman!! u wanna kill me is it?!!"
"What now?" my mum calmly yelled back. "what the hell u cow peh cow bu!!?"
"the MAC is past consumable condition...u good look inside the bun...and see what colours u have inside?"
"dun eat...dun eat lor!...leave it then. afterwards i heat it up i eat for u to see!." came the stubborn idiotic reply......;9(
after i settled my big time business. exit the toilet. first thing first...THREW AWAY THE CONDEMNED TOXIC MAC BEEF RICE BURGER!.....
to be cont'd....the morale of this suffering shitting story that had just happen on this goon....haizz!
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