part 4...the concluding baluku...

so came the appointment day to go jb for makan in soton's spidey black jaguar, black mamba smsed me:

sorry, u guys go ahead. cant come. head kena baluku by mei mei...

and when i called him what mei mei?
mamba: mei mei lor....
lts: wah! u damn lucky gun leh!! play dead and let her give u the kiss of life lor...shiok man!!mamba: kiss u head! u teeko ter!
lts: huh?...u always beo mei meis...and now such a rare chance u kek kek...basket!
mamba: already told u...it was a mei mei...me not a paedophile lah!!...a mei mei...shit!! a 10 yr old little girl!! u silly toot ! @@8#"£$%**#$!
lts: ....*blur!*.....