Friday, January 04, 2008

piggy in the bush

oink!...oink!!... SENG OF SATAN grinned. he found what he was looking for. he found his cute piggy!!


SOS had turned all the vampires toothless now....they broke their fangs when trying to bite into his juicy bonbon. goodness! SOS really got a hard bonbon impervious to any biting fangs.
wow lau eh!! like that also can??
who says cannot one?
there was a rumble from SENG OF SATAN'S rotund tummy. too much ROYAL RUMBLING maybe? the blood thirsty horde of vampires led by their leader ax and his bitch gh were now in a frenzy for blood..
claws began to sprout from the ends of their finger tips. if u couldn't bite into his juicy butt, then clawed his ter bak (porky) and made him bled was the other alternative.
gesticulating their razor-sharp claws in the air, the horde of vampires closed in on the bent down SOS who was - yes yes...u guess it - FORAGING the bushes dunno looking for what.
as the vampires inched nearer to SENG OF SATAN'S beefy round bent butt, his tummy rumbled even louder. ax their leader raised his hand about to swing down his deadly sharp claws on SENG'S buttock.
a thunderous rumble was heard .....POOT...POOT...POOOT..BRRUTTT...POOOTTT!! there was sudden gust of wind. but it wasn't the thumber neither was it your usual gust of wind.
it was the sound of fart being expelled from SENG'S butthole.
phew!! it stank! and the stench....phew!! it was lasting!!
the whole horde of toothless vampires were puking away. they turned tails and ran for their lives. that abnoxious stench was worst than from a skunk's asshole!
and our hero, seng of satan was - yep, he was still at it - foraging the bushes, looking and searching - totally ignorant about the kind of perils he was in a few moments ago.
what could he be searching??





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