bj joe, the swallowing atm and the smoking table - 4

this pub was a gem! it was heavily shaded by some tall tecoma grandiflora trees. it faced the river. there was a path where many cute joggers were using the track. wow!! just look at those ang mo mei meis!! wow..wow..wee!!

it was happy hour time. beer was on offer. joe ordered a pitcher of calsberg. i had a jug and joe had the rest of the beer. then the comedy started....

joe to waiter: could i ve a pack of cigarettes?
waiter: yes...what kind do u want? we only have 2 brands: viceroy and dunhill.
joe: huh? how much a pack?
waiter: er...different prices. u want metho, standard or light.
joe, getting impatient: ok, viceroy how much? what's that brand bob? never heard of it before..
waiter: no problem, sir. i bring a pack to u...that would be $10.50
joe: what!! that fucking expensive!!
lts: joe, the gov makes the money from the tax...not them who sells u.
Joe: ok...give me viceroy.
waiter went to get a pack and was back after collecting the cash from joe: sorry, sir....but u cannot smoke here!
i just couldn't contain my laughter any longer and burst out laughing very loudly...hahahaha...!!
joe was really pissed now! : what the fuck!!?? why cannot smoke here? that table is smoking...and that one the guests there are smoking...why i cannot smoke here??!!
waiter, a bit awkard and feeling stupid: er....sorry sir. those there and there ...they can smoke. but this table u cannot...
joe: huh?? what??? ( i thought any moment joe was going to vomit blood!) what the fuck is all this nonsens??
lts: joe, this is singapore with all the stupid rules and law. u better heed his advice or u will get fined...and his restaurant will also be fined.
a dejected joe was totally helpless: ok where can i smoke then?
waiter, pointing towards some high table: over there, sir...
joe: wtf!! there is no chairs to sit!!??
waiter: sorli sir....i go get u a high stool....
and that settle smoking bj joe who was angrily puffing away sitting on the high chair.

i looked a a pathetic joe and could help laughing out again. joe feeling quite silly, laughed too in the end: bob, u got some really fucked up tight ass cuntry here!!

a friendly ozzie who noticed what was going on came up to console joe: ya...this place is really funny....i don't smoke but my wife does....and we shifted from the non smoking table to this smoking after the guests here left. it's funny!!
joe: bob....i m seeing a doctor here to check my heart tomorrow...SERIOUS!!....all these fuckups are giving me a pain in my chest!!!

well, it was a lovely pub with weird rules. we couldn't blame them for we really have tightassed people running the hypocritical gov here.

bj joe, the swallowing atm and the smoking table - 3

we entered HSBC which housed also STARBUCK, up the escalator and soon we approached the receptionist counter. joe asked me to wait for him in the "PRESTIGE ACCOUNTS LOUNGE".

wow! it was really spacious. as i passed by the coffee dispenser, a friendly auntie asked me what drink did i want?
LTS: free is it?
smiling auntie: yes free ( bigger smile)
LTS: ok...er...capuccino can?
auntie: no problem. please take a seat. will be with u in a moment. (more smiles and a bow)

wow!! they really made u feel very 'VIP' and grand!

as i sat on the sofa, i grabbed hold of BUSINESS TIMES and started to read. soon the my kopi capuccino was here. wow! what was there? a HSBC shaped butter cookie! yummy!!
and the capuccino tasted exactly like starbucks!

soon joe had got his personal banking matters settled. he was served his espresso while going through his documents. when he was satisfied, we headed downstair to the atm cos' joe needed to withdraw some cash.

JOE suddenly yelped: HELL!!! fuck!!!
i went to him: what's wrong joe?
joe: the fucking machine swallowed my card!!!

he approached the receptionist stationed there but she was occupied at that moment. joe was pissed!! and that frowns on his face was threatening indeed!
joe: what a fuck is this place!! i was trying to change my PIN and after changing it, i keyed in my new PIN...and the bloody card got swallowed by the fucking atm!!

gosh!! it was first time i heard so many fierce expletives from gorgeous bj joe.

the receptionist noticed how pissed joe was, momemtarily excused herself from her immediate client and attended to joe. she gave joe a slip and told him to return the next day when the card could be retrieved after the bank closed.

well, what to do? we exited the bank and joe was one furious dissatisfied customer. he was brooding and mumbling more to himself then to me...

joe: bob...what a fuck up practice this place have!!
LTS: simmer down joe....relax....coool...coool...c'mon let me buy u a good makan in takashimaya. there is a good dimsum restaurant at B1. let's go to CRYSTAL JADE.
joe: sorry bob...i don't ve much cash now cos that fucking atm swallowed my bloody card!!
lts: joe....don't worry la...i m paying!! c'mon let's go and enjoy our meal. tomorrow u can come again...anyway, they still have to finalise some details with you what...relaxx....and joe, do u need some cash or not? i could lend you first.
joe: it's ok...oh!! a money changer....i go change some spare cash first.

we went there and boy!! how our currency had appreciated. 1000 rmb was only S$195. in the end, joe changed USD100 which was only S$133.

we reached CRYSTAL JADE, placed our order and ate. joe ordered a honeyed pork noodle while i had a stewed beef noodle. he ordered another plate of char siew. then joe asked: could i have egg?
LTS: huh? egg? as in fu rong dan?? (scrambled eggs with chopped char siew and shrimps)
joe: whatever...so long as egg. can i have diet coke.
LTS: fine....i ve puer er tea. ( this one was free flow and for only 80c per person)
in a jiffy, our ordered was served and we dug in.
after the makan, joe was deeply engrossed in his pda on one hand and his local handphone sms-ing on the other. i felt so bored and neglected so i browsed through the receipt.

huh? what was that?? towel?? we didn't use any towel. we used the tissue which i carried with me.
LTS: auntie, how come got towel charges. we didn't use leh.
auntie: oh...sorli...i go deduct from the bill.
lts: thanks (turning to joe) joe!! u damn busy hor!! what am i suppose to do now ...watching u fiddling ur 2 handphones is it?
joe: sorli la, bob....must msg back to beijing....about my instruction...wait a while please for their reponse.
lts: why are u here this time joe? the bank thing is it?
joe: yes...but also to see if there's a post here i could transfer over...i very sick with my bj job...

so we chatted and finally, we decided to drop by a pal's shop which was nearby. unfortunately, he wasn't around so joe and me decided to go back.

it was almost 5.15pm. joe wanted to take the cab. i stopped him.
LTS: joe, don't take the cab. it's very expensive now....it's like $3 surcharge and then 35% additional to the fair. u see the long queue of taxis? no one's taking them this peak period!
joe was quite dejected. he had to be cos i told him i don't pay for cab. and he didn't have much money with him for today.
joe: then how bob? i don't have much smaller change either to take bus.
lts: don't worry la...i pay for u. there is a direct bus from here back to your condo. let's take that.
joe: ok, thanks bob.

soon, we reached miramar hotel. we alighted and crossed over. i thought joe was reutrning to hi condo there. but no. instead he brought me to a nice cosy pub by the river.

bj joe, the swallowing atm and the smoking table - 2

it was the appointed time. joe and i agreed to meet and i was suppose to bring him to dimsum in red star. but it was awfully quiet my handphone. i decided to call him.

the phone rang for quite a while: hello...mmmph...hmmp...hello...who's this?
LTS: JOE!!! u still sleeping!! aiyo! aren't we suppose to have dim sum.
joe: sorli...overslept...i slept at 4am this morning...give me an hour to freshen up i call, ok?

by then it was almost 2.30pm. supposed to accompany him to the bank and banks here usually closed by 3.30pm. i called joe and asked him to wait outside his condo while in the taxi and would be picking him up soon.

there bj joe was waiting as gorgeous as metrosexual as ever!! he was like posing like a model there. the taxi horned him. he saw me inside and hastily hopped in.

LTS: WOW! JOE!! molton brown shower gel is over powering man!! (his shopping list for last trip here)
smiling and pleased, joe: u looking good, bob!
a hug and a firm handshake followed.
LTS: so..are u hungry for dim sum, joe?
joe: no la....i think we gotta go to the bank first, settle my things and then makan after that. ok?
LTS: u r the boss, joe....uncle, please take us to orchard road HSBC.

the taxi passed by the ERP. beep!! soon we reached orchard hsbc. the fare - my goodness!! almost $10!

bj joe, the swallowing atm and the smoking table

ppppp..pp. the handphone beeped with sms that read: HI, I M BACK IN SG....

huh? who the hell was there and back in singapore? the number wasn't listed in my hp's addressbook. i replied: WHO R U? silence. for the rest of the day, it was silent. no beeping of handphone.

midnite. ppppp...pp!! suddenly a reply in my hp: THIS IS JOE. oh my god!! beijing joe was here! replied sms to him: W R U now? silence. not again!!

1.30am. ppppp.....pp!! hp read: IN MY CONDO here la.

i guessed i just gotta call him to check him out....

LTS: hi joe! alamak!! u din id yourself and u only reply until now...susah man you!
joe: sorli la...bz lah. so how are you, old pal?
LTS: ok. and what about u?
joe: me? er...i need u to help me tomorrow to go to the bank....ok or not?
LTS: no problem. u call when u ready to go. u going to pubs again?
joe: no la....tired. i think i sleep after finishing some paperworks. so i see ye tomorrow. g'nite.

hmmm...asking me to the bank?? wow!! he must have brought a fortune with him ;9)

pussy, gayboys and used condoms

just for u, this story actually got side-tracks. oblivious to bitch - maybe she simply plays ignorant - seow kow kang could be a gay!!

he has a horde of gayboys at his disposal. there would be frequent 'loving' smses in his handphone. he would smile sweetly after reading them. he's really proud of himselff as he is not only pretty to bitch, he's even prettier to his gayboys admirers......hahahaha!

ah ter after abandoning the illicit lovelorn couple iss always being pestered by seow kow kang's gayboys. he deploys them to irritate him non-stop.

tua sai sniggles when ah ter complains to him. he loves to see others suffer as long as this nerd is the bystander. when ah ter tells the gayboys that tua sai is interested in them, the gayboys contact him. well, u don't see tua sai laughing anymore. instead he is angry and cusses ah ter forcefully. and we thought that tua sai loves the attention of the gayboys.

as the spammings from gayboys get even hotter, they even send MMS to ah ter with explicit pictures of the prick and claim that that belongs to seow kow kang!! FAINT!! then even more sms-es about detailed XXX activities they were having with seow kow kang. DOUBLE FAINT!!

one of the XXX message to a dejected gayboy was:

I VE JUS FUCKED A WET CB, WHAT CAN U GIVE ME?

a desperate lust-lorn gayboy was hoping to get ah ter to date seow kow kang for him. my god!! ah ter has since abandoned that uncanny group.

it's only after ah ter being so pissed off by the persistent bo liao sms-es, he warns the gayboys horde that he shall show all those XXX sms and mms to the police if they continue their nonsense. as a word of advice, ah ter told the gayboys to stop being exploited by seow kow kang who's simply a very itchy dickhead. after using them properly, they will be discarded like his used condoms.

and you know what after that message? another mms with a cum filled used condom sent to ah ter!!

FAINT! FAINT! FAINT!! the extend one would go to get their over their petty little vindictive revenge. (this last sentence, i bet it would be copied and used it back on me.)

another final sms message - a compliment from one of the gayboy reads:

HI, WHO IS JESSICA? SEOW KOW KANG TELL ME IT'S HIS NEW GF. WHO'S SHE? I NEED TO KNOW PLEASE.

sharksfin, abalone, mata la kopi...PART 5

food...glorious sharksfin and abalone!!

if there is an ICON that can fit the description: STUBBORN IDIOTS, these bunch of jokers would fit the bill perfectly.

seow kow kang, tua sai and bitch were finally arrested for 'illegal assembly'. they were charged and fined. that was indeed fine to them!! it was their intended plan not to pay the fine. they would rather squat in queenstown remand hotel. checking into the superior rooms there were actually what they had intended cos then their other altered ego as human rights activists would be initiated and further misled peasants that there was really no respectable laws in sinkieland. their aim was to incur wrath of peasants and hoping that would stir up their emotion to gang up against the gov.

well, like starting of this page, they are STUBBORN IDIOTS who thought the rest of peasants could also be their same kind of species as stubborn idiots. the ploy failed - miserably. there wasn't really a crowd during their protest rally. there wasn't any uproar when they were convicted. life went on. their antics was frowned upon as another side-show.

there were however some benefits that derived from all these: CANNED SHARKSFIN & ABALONE dropped in prices!! so AH YAT screamed in the ads: COME EAT AH!!....LAI AH!!! ALL HALF PRICED!!!

so here i m now....feasting with LTS and his motley gang of laukuaybus over the half-priced sharksfin and abalone.

yes, lau ah lian, pass the red vinegar please......ah huay, alamak!! u don't gulp down a whole piece of your abalone lah!! my god!! use the fork and knife to cut...jialat man, you!! tah sar, stop beaming at your beaming abalone...and could u please wipe that teary eyes of yours and start eating!! aiyo, you people are damn cartoon!!!

basket!! 3STOOGE4 u really saboed me!! they mata la kopi and u still wanna kar chio them. you damn bad leh!!

lau ah lian: aiyo, tahsar, that orh yue tang deserved it lah!! she laukuaybu, we also laukuaybus....u see we behave like that or not? eat ur abalone and slurp your sharksfin before they get cold......

sharksfin, abalone, mata la kopi...PART 4

NEWS...NEWS...AND MORE NEWS!!

ah ter told the story to me. as soon as it was posted, bitch's clones were deployed for the attack.

they had appeared as anticipated. the nasty gang of cyberbullies have finally shown themselves.

this is a strange cybercafe.....

those who attack them shall be gang bullied. but when bitch attack sai kong seng or wp, they would also appeared and join in the fray.

in the past, when sdp was criticised, clones were passive. as soon as bitch, seow kow kang and tua sai joined sdp, the defensive and edgy clones would come to defend and attack.

this is indeed a strange cybercafe of misled souls and cyber terrorists. it could be witnessed how seriously wrong the blurcocks here could be easily influenced.

it's cyberworld, hence anyone can protray what s/he wanna be. and ugly bitch could just be a hotmama and all the teekopehs here would throw in to support her.

human rights could be protrayed for fighting for peasants but in actual fact, they have unrevealed motives and hidden agendas....like maybe they were pissed by overpriced sharksfins and abalones. to protest againt those would seem kind of lame so u dilute it with expensive GOLD branded milk powder, big packet of GLICO POCKY, expensive BRANDED KOPI powder, pricey small packet japanese rice and etc.

and then the news read:

WORLD FOOD PRICES INCREASE

bitch and seow kow kang had a dire ambition to rule the land cos' kow kang thought with the wealth and fame he was enjoying now, it was time to go something bigger. maybe the mutual exploitation of each other as bitch was a fishmonger troll. she was like an epidemic easily spreading her contagious F&D virus infecting many brainless idiots who deluded her as some kind of hotstuff.

as for tua sai, he was easily manipulated. all one need was to put another mei mei - a cute little niece maybe - close to him and all the brainjuices would flow south to his little dickhead - another victim of the diaboilical F&D virus.

the swelling of the self-motivated and self-righteous confidence grew. seow kow kang thought it was time to take on the gov and tried to overthrow it. they schemed a protest calling it as 'peaceful'.

it was anything but peaceful......as it was anything legal without any police approval.

then news after news followed. it was splashed all over the urban dailies. ang kong kia found out what bitch was doing behind his back. all the evidences were recorded. all the chat messages, the flirtatious sms-ses, the love letters etc....all exposed!!

as if that wasn't enough. seow kow kang was arrested and manhandled by ugly female matas,

it led to a chain of reaction. tua sai was invited to have kopi in mata chu. the matas also visited bitch. now this was really big time!!

now not only ang kong kia realised that she wasn't a simple housewife or mother, she even brought his kids without informing them for some silly peaceful protest! to aggravate things, the poor mother-in-law now also knew about her altered ego activities. (maybe they should just rid the maid so that bitch would be more occupied with housework instead of occupying in all those nonsense.)

for tua sai, his aged parents must have been devastated. they must have thought that their son was just a harmless nerd studying deligiently in university, oogling once a while in gym and surfing alot of porn in the net....and that was about all their son's life was all about. to them he was a great son - one who any mothers would love their daughters to bring him home to have tea. how wrong they could perceive and their world came crashing apart at the mata's la kopi invitation to tua sai.

what's going to happen next? convictions to follow soon.....just gotta wait.

sharksfin, abalone, mata la kopi...PART 3

THE SHOCKING REVELATION OF FLIRT & DESROY....

ah ter was indeed shocked cos bitch was the one who had cautioned him about the mindgame luan ram was good at. instead she now believed luan ram. whatever did luan ram told her, she did not reveal. she was anxious that her illicit relationhip with seow kow kang was being probed into.

it was weird. if it didn't happen, why was there this apprehension and anxiety? obviously, what was rumoured around was not without basis......

a disappointed ah ter left the office. he took a long walk to stroll chinatown. as he was walking, he was pondering over the reasons why would bitch and seow kow kang chose to meet him.

all of them were total strangers who were regulars in the chatroom. tua sai was rather passive during the interrogative ordeal. either he knew what was going to happen and chose to not to tell ah ter prior.

ah ter came with tua sai but the former left alone while the latter remained behind. it was indeed a very strange meeting...a meeting involving in much hidden motives and agendas.

sharksfin, abalone, mata la kopi...PART 2

THE DRAMA...

characters introduction:

ah ter

bitch

seow kow kang

tua sai

scene: seow kow kang's office....

it was one of those cordial meeting, the 4 pals usually had during every weekends. seow kow kang being a very accomplished businessman, young, married and very promising millionaire in the making.

bitch was there with kow kang. ah ter and tua sai took the mrt together. they were walking towards kow kang's office.

ah ter: why today kow kang invites us to his office...strange?

tua sai: don't worry la....he just closed a deal and made a heap. he wants to share his happiness with us.

ah ter was brooding. he had this uncanny sense to foretell trouble approaching.

they finally reached NEHNEH building where seow kow kang and bitch were there waiting.

wow! it was a big office with a view! bitch was inside kow kang's personal office and fiddling his personal pc. kow kang was welcoming. he even prepared exquisite cookies and his hot chocolate for ah ter and tua sai.

tua sai: wow!! look at those collections of books you have!

he was awed by how elegantly the office was designed.

bitch: come see....see what this idiot sai kong seng posted in sbf cafe....kanna sai! hahahaha...always doing his sai kong show. what a moron!!

4 heads were locked into the extra big screen. it was a funny posting. they laughed in unison.

seated into their individual chair, kow kang began the chit chat. bitch was lying lazily on the big sofa.

bitch sighed: hiazzz!! ....so sleepy....i lie down, ok....

it was casual conversation. jokes, more jokes and laughters followed.

bitch was impatient. she got up and asked: ah ter, did u msn luan ram last nite?

luan ram was the ex-darling of bitch. ah ter knew him almost the same time he knew bitch and seow kow kang. tua sai was engrossed in reading the books from the tall bookcase.

ah ter, in his naivety answered: ya. why?

bitch was pissed. her anger and displeasure was gradually building up.

she probed further: why luan ram told me u asked him about me and seow kow kang?.....why u wanna know about us??

ah ter was taken back. he thought that was a personal casual msn with luan ram and could not figure how when bitch was so agitated about.

bitch continued: you wanna know about us...you ask us la...why must ask luan ram?

ah ter: huh? what's all this about? i find it strange that both of your behaviour is so abnormal.....and that incessant calls to seow kow kang ..then you..then he..then you again...itches me with intense curiosity.....what did luan ram tell you? it was just casual. how come u so kang cheong??

seow kow kang: luan ram is from the competitor company.....u don't ask him about us...you ask us about us!

ah ter could sense fire power building up. the stern hostile tone caught the attention of dua sai. he was looking rather blank and clueless what was happening. the mood had turned quite interrogative and intimidating.

bitch: so what if i make love to seow kow kang....what if...(censored)...and what if (censored..censored)...what the fuck care to you?!!

seow kow kang parroted after her: yes! what the fuck gotta do with you?!!

poor ah ter! it was a casual meetup like before and he did not anticipate such distress he was put in. dua sai was all the while quite muffled. it was like he knew it beforehand but he had kept it from ah ter so that they could entrap ah ter in their liar.

ah ter finally spoke up: it really pains me ...to see u a wife and mother behind in such a bitchy manner....and seow kow, u have just married ah girl....let me guess...ah girl already knows what going on between bitch and u??...oh please don't tell me she knew....oh dear!!!

what about your husband, bitch? how could u do it to ur loving hubby, ang kong kia. what's going on between u 2 guys???

...............................

sharksfin, abalone, mata la kopi...PART 1

FLIRT & DESTROY
nowadays, if u were born a bitchy chiobu - in reallife not as one would exaggerate in cyber - FLIRT & DESTROY come in very handy to get things done.

the recent news about F^D her younger lover to rid her husband was a breeze. she didn't need to raise a finger to see blood. the idiotic blurcock did all the dirty works for her.

well, LAWS AND HEAVEN got eyes. both of them are convicted now.

ain't this story very familiar in this cybercafe too?

more urban tales in real-life action??

it all began at a board meeting in the office...some where tg. pagar.......

CHEAT LEECH & EXPLOIT.....

have u been accused of that after a friend comes and drives u to makan, pays for the bills, then asks u where u wanna go and sends u there in his gold nissan sunny?

later, on the pc and posts: so and so CHEAT LEECH AND EXPLOIT HIM, create polls and uses polls results to further defame that poor guy he just treated?

again, this "friend" calls u out for makan. says sorry for the jokes he has done onto u and again pays for the makan and repeats only to continue posting in forum to intensify his CHEAT LEECH AND EXPLOIT , accusing the one he treated has done on him.

what kind of fella is this "friend"?

this same "friend" again. after makan, brings you to shop in jb. u do ur shopping, he does his. at the paying counter, he rushes forward insisting to pay for you.

yes, once hit his pc, it's posting time: CHEAT LEECH & EXPLOIT... and more polls created.

the victim is a nincompoo still taking it in strive and thinking it is all a joke!

what kind of "friend" is this?

then come one fine day, when the moon is FULL and all the hormones surge....

he brings u to whorehouse in JB and even offer to pay for sexual indulgence which you kindly refuse saying u would rather shop and he could relieve himself by dropping you in a nearby shopping centre. he can come later to pick u up later when he has done his business of pleasure.

then again, back to his pc, he adds more CHEAT LEECH & EXPLOIT.....

what kind of "friend" is this?

it is a holy day. u invite your friend to makan veggie food in temple. he brings along his virtuous lovely wife.

infront of you, he jokes and says loudly: MY WIFE IS OLDER THAN ME!...HAHAHAHA!

you can see the shock in his wifey's face with all the beehoon dangling in her half opened mouth. you are shocked too with more beehoon dangling in your own wide-opened mouth.

back to his pc, he posted: I WOULD BE A BASTARD IF I M UNFAITHFUL TO MY VIRTUOUS WIFE.....

then when u meet, he brags about his ordeal from geylang lorong 10 to lorong X and vividly describing the quality of mei meis who are famous there.

so now he's back in another nic to rekindle his CHEAT LEECH AND EXPLOIT.......

WHAT DO U CALL THIS KIND OF "FRIEND"?

no wonder with this kind of "friend", who would need an enemy.

NOTES: notice that all present tense is used instead of past. this sort of entrapment or nasty ploy is still happening. are u unwittingly become a unwary victim of someone's mocked up CHEAT LEECH & EXPLOIT??

SAD ENCOUNTER RETOLD....

From: 3stooges4 01:32
To: ۩ COBRA ۩™ (sadoverlove) unread 2540 of 2540

83628.2540 in reply to 83628.2538

just for u, this story goes like this..

WHY BAN HIM?

leetahsar translated in engrish is called THE BIG FOOL. stupid he could be but his curiousity knows no bound.

if he had avoided meeting a jian couple, everything would be just fine.

the sinister bonnie n clyde team was attracted to all his 30k+ postings like many others curious to meet him. even that wacko pyscho babaero11 swam all the way via south china sea up singapore river left turn into commonwealth longkang just to meet LTS in mei ling hc.

some like this pervert pinoy wacko was really a pain in the arse - literally speaking but not physically tormenting. mind you!

about 2 hours conversation with him and he started "sizing people up". wonder where he was aiming and sizing then? scary!!

the jian couple of bonnie&clyde was way way after LTS met many. among them was the notorious hot babelicious ozzie dearie cantbeassed. the towering hunk jixialan or his aiyah dudi or disciple who was gorenging and flaming LTS like anything in his past posting as kei75.

and there...the most heart-wrenching meeting - the acquaintance of kaixin, the cheongster or ngejay after LTS exposed him cos he was most probably the one who's most informed about LTS' kang tao.

kaixin was also a loyal flammer against LTS. somewhat rather after a couple of PM from him, his attitude changed for the better. well, until the stoopig LTS intro him to the b & c team.

bluesotong was also one of the super idiot LTS met. LTS' thread: EAT A PAO, SIP A TEA, TAKE A SEAT & POO PEE PEE also attracted super MAX - a silent, strong and wise hunk financially powderful as well as equally humble and friendly family dude.

bluesotong so far has been missing. don't be fooled! this joker is logged on 24/7. i was told by other forummers that sotong actually was envious about LTS' gooniness and er..maybe notoriety so he enhanced it by putting up many lame polls.

when they met again, he would fake apology and so LTS took it as a joke. soon, it got worst. sotong really meant business. he started increasing the smearing piggy's campaign by accusing LTS as CHEAT, LEECH & EXPLOIT.

it's funny. he was the one who would always initiate makan. he would zoom in to pick the blurcock LTS for the makan date. then later he would post LTS CHEAT, LEECH & EXPLOIT him.

it was through this lau teekopek sotong that LTS got to meet lamei. she was brave. she was alone meeting 2 total sbf male strangers. she mentioned: IF LTS WASN'T GOING, THEN SHE WASN'T EVEN WANNA TO MEET SOTONG ALONE.

through her, chiatilik came into the picture. it was all a very congenial acquaintance when later sotong n ejay also joined in the regular meetup usually in mei ling hc. from there the whole bunch would proceed to have tea in LTS' pigeonhole and continued talking cock.

LATER,...things changed. as expected, good thing doesn't last long. chia was very interested to activate PAU (people against upgrading). after much asking around for opinions from the hc hawkers, LTS realised the hawkers wanted the upgrading cos they would be compensated substantially provided they gave up their stalls. most wanted to retire so it was like a windfall of retirement money to them.

however, chia/la/ejay still wanted to proceed the PAU. sotong was a sneaky creep! he didn't wanna get involved in any of this so called "ACTIVISM". he mutinied and stopped joining subsequent meetup.

vincent(ramseth) the so called "DARLING" of lamei was dreadfully hated by her. yet she would 'darling' him without fail if the chance arose.

LTS was a lucky goon then. striking lotteries was like regular diarrhoea to some. when he did strike, people around him would benefit. that was how vincent came into the pic. LTS treated him to dimsum at AH YAT, turf city cos he striked lottery. yes, AGAIN!

after all the acquaintances, all the jokers LTS met msn-ed each other quite daily. his pc had never been so hot and busy. then backstabbing, snitching and all the bad stuffs began.

lamei told LTS that vincent was talking back behind his back. LTS couldn't believe it cos they just had dimsum. she "copy n paste" the msn chat to prove it to him.

some time later, vincent chatted with LTS in msn. unknown to LTS, lamei went to chat with vincent later too...and the drama began...

in the next meeting held in chia's office, it was a ploy for piggy grilling by lamei. she extracted info from vincent about his chat with LTS, believed in his words even though she hated him and grilled LTS for checking on her and chia.

it was strange. the personal chat between vincent and LTS was just casual. maybe there were questions asked like HOW LAMEI GET TO KNOW CHIA. HOW VINCENT GET TO KNOW LA N CHIA...etc..

but the whole meetup was really a grilling session schemed at LTS. ejay was there and was quite shocked. it wasn't a meeting to discuss PAU anymore. it was a piggy bbq outing.

thanks to vincent, finally LTS was enlightened and saw the LIGHT.

when he tried to share with everyone this LIGHT OF MATTERS, he would be targeted and victimised. i believe everyone here knows where he lives, his phone #s, how ugly he looks like and etc.

WHY DID IT HAVE TO HAPPEN THIS WAY?

NO ONE WOULD HAVE ABLE TO PUT THOSE PERSONAL DETAILS UP IF THEY HAVEN'T MET LTS OR VISITED HIS HOME TO HAVE TEA BEFORE?

there were many LTS invited to his humble lodging. the ones most often he entertained with whatever goodies he had was the F4.

so they exposed him, he returned tic for tac. finally they ganged up and BANNED him over and over and over...

LTS' world of leetahsar was also razed. you think they would stop. NO WAY!

even when he took some forummer's advice to concentrate on his plants giving advices, they attacked him and destroyed his cyber garden too like the PAPS destroyed his real garden.

and so ....the saga goes on until today.

there were a couple of times, he tried fervently to resolve the matter with chia the leader of the pack. instead he demanded white flag or in LTS's language his retro white swan panties...hahahaha.....;9)

www.stargazz.com was destroyed too. most of the happenings were posted there. it was destroyed most probably by the F4 too.

this mystery is yet to be solved.....and so the drama, saga, conflicts and whatever continue.....

it would end if they want to end it. when they stopped deluding themselves and misleading all the people here.

everyone has a duty to stop all their nonsense cos they are trying to incur the anger of the citizen to rebel against the peace of the society without considering the dire outcome.

perhaps, that's why they have decided to join chee suan juan the biggest troublemaker in our country. ranting for the sake of ranting....protest for the sake of embarrassing the gov, the police, the law and really make fool out of himself by testing the intelligence of all singaporeans.

now the TRUTH IS OUT:

http://mylongwindpage.blogspot.com

FORGIVE, FORGET & MOVING ON.....

found this article and hope to share with everyone. PEACE BE WITH YOU after u have read it......

The Mayo Clinic writes that it is better to forgive and forget than to hold grudges.

Beyond the personal anger and resentment that grudges cause, it's also bad for your health: it causes high levels of stress, high blood pressure, more anxiety, and poor anger-management skills. Instead, commit to forgive and find compassion, even if forgiveness does not yield reconciliation.

Recognize the value moving forward adds to the quality of life. One who has finally forgiven someone will be more at peace, even if it is necessary to forgive again and again when memories trigger unhappiness. Ultimately, looking beyond the bad will bring much joy, and that is why it helps to achieve that much-needed closure.
Forgiveness: How to let go of grudges and bitterness
When someone you care about hurts you, you can hold on to anger, resentment and thoughts of revenge or embrace forgiveness and move forward.

Katherine M. Piderman, Ph.D.
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Nearly everyone has been hurt by the actions or words of another. Your mother criticized your parenting skills. Your friend gossiped about you. Your partner had an affair. These wounds can leave you with lasting feelings of anger, bitterness and even vengeance.

But when you don't practice forgiveness, you may be the one who pays most dearly. By embracing forgiveness, you embrace peace, hope, gratitude and joy. Here, Katherine M. Piderman, Ph.D., staff chaplain at Mayo Clinic, Rochester, Minn., discusses forgiveness and how it can lead you down the path of physical, emotional and spiritual well-being.

What is forgiveness?
There's no one definition of forgiveness. But in general, forgiveness is a decision to let go of resentments and thoughts of revenge. Forgiveness is the act of untying yourself from thoughts and feelings that bind you to the offense committed against you. This can reduce the power these feelings otherwise have over you, so that you can a live freer and happier life in the present. Forgiveness can even lead to feelings of understanding, empathy and compassion for the one who hurt you.


Why do we hold grudges and become resentful and unforgiving?
The people most likely to hurt us are those closest to us — our partners, friends, siblings and parents. When we're hurt by someone we love and trust — whether it's a lie, betrayal, rejection, abuse or insult — it can be extremely difficult to overcome. And even minor offenses can turn into huge conflicts.

When you experience hurt or harm from someone's actions or words, whether this is intended or not, you may begin experiencing negative feelings such as anger, confusion or sadness, especially when it's someone close to you. These feelings may start out small. But if you don't deal with them quickly, they can grow bigger and more powerful. They may even begin to crowd out positive feelings. Grudges filled with resentment, vengeance and hostility take root when you dwell on hurtful events or situations, replaying them in your mind many times.

Soon, you may find yourself swallowed up by your own bitterness or sense of injustice. You may feel trapped and may not see a way out. It's very hard to let go of grudges at this point and instead you may remain resentful and unforgiving.

How do I know it's time to try to embrace forgiveness?
When we hold on to pain, old grudges, bitterness and even hatred, many areas of our lives can suffer. When we're unforgiving, it's we who pay the price over and over. We may bring our anger and bitterness into every relationship and new experience. Our lives may be so wrapped up in the wrong that we can't enjoy the present. Other signs that it may be time to consider forgiveness include:

Dwelling on the events surrounding the offense
Hearing from others that you have a chip on your shoulder or that you're wallowing in self-pity
Being avoided by family and friends because they don't enjoy being around you
Having angry outbursts at the smallest perceived slights
Often feeling misunderstood
Drinking excessively, smoking or using drugs to try to cope with your pain
Having symptoms of depression or anxiety
Being consumed by a desire for revenge or punishment
Automatically thinking the worst about people or situations
Regretting the loss of a valued relationship
Feeling like your life lacks meaning or purpose
Feeling at odds with your religious or spiritual beliefs
The bottom line is that you may often feel miserable in your current life.

How do I reach a state of forgiveness?
Forgiveness is a commitment to a process of change. It can be difficult and it can take time. Everyone moves toward forgiveness a little differently. One step is to recognize the value of forgiveness and its importance in our lives at a given time. Another is to reflect on the facts of the situation, how we've reacted, and how this combination has affected our lives, our health and our well-being. Then, as we are ready, we can actively choose to forgive the one who has offended us. In this way, we move away from our role as a victim and release the control and power the offending person and situation have had in our lives.