Friends or foes?

in the beginning, the first he met was his sweet ozzie dearie cantbeassed who loved his UPHEAVAL OF LEETAHSAR (it was completely DELETED in the old forum but can still be read here: http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com )

next on the list was surprisingly - NGEJAY, the nerd. before that ejay was an ardent flammer to whatever LTS posted. by a twist of fate, they ended up quite a pair of pals with same pyschic wavelength: they knew what was in each other's minds. weird, isn't it?

then along came max1418 and bluesotong who read his EAT A PAO, SIP A TEA, TAKE A SEAT & POON PEE PEE. it was a thread all about smelling the roses and appreciate the simple things in life and not being carried away in a rat race craving for more wealth.

then there was his free gardening class in the temple where he met even more neutral forummers who attended his class. most remained as his pals till now. they came from a wide array of lifestyle. there were cabdriver, cid, interior designer, sales executives, share broker and photo shop owner etc. the organising of this free gardening class was both a blessing, a curse and a shock revelation about the temple he used to volunteer as "kelefe". that would be another story from his blog.

the acquaintance with bluesotong was a curse in disguise. initially, sotong was trying to mimic the zaniness of LTS. he even tried to copy his style. bluesotong was the one who intro LTS to the troll, lamei. she tried to PM LTS but left our her personal name. it was dubious and so LTS ignored her emails. there were many he ignored cos they were nameless. how to respond? it could be a virus!

lamei was very bold indeed. she exploited sotong to get to meet LTS as she knew from the forum postings that sotong met up very often with LTS. so that was how LTS came to know lamei. sotong was having hidden intention in lamei but lamei wasn't really that simple either. she was harboring hidden motive in LTS. later, again through sotong, LTS met chiatilik with lamei in his mei ling hawker centre.

it was a very plain acquaintance...and so that was what the silly goon LTS thought. he thought it was just for a simple friendship to share simple interests especially in makan or just plain everyday qualms of life.

later, LTS got ngejay to meet up with the couple cos in his freaking twerped mind, he thought ngejay would be an asset to chiatilik who was quietly and secretly trying to establish THE CHIA DYNASTY with lamei being his concubine!

it was like a regular weekend meeting at mei ling hawker centre. after breakfast there, LTS would bring the would bunch to his humble home, served them his best OOLONG TEA or whatever he had in his house. the group lamei, chiatilik, ngejay n sotong would chit-chat for hours and hours. (he missed his favorite POWER RANGERS series every sat then. LOL!)

usually after the meeting, ngejay n LTS would hop into sotong's car and continue for lunch and some other activities like cheonging in geylang! surprisingly, sotong was the old bird here. he knew what lorongs had what sort of whores! gosh! it was surprising to LTS cos sotong appeared like a decent family man with 2 grown up boys and a IMH nurse wifey.

very soon, ramseth was added into the scene. lamei intro ramseth to LTS during their daily msn. one fine day, LTS striked lottery and decided to meet up ramseth and treat him to dimsum at turf's city AH YAT.

the inclusion of ramseth was the beginning to all the woes and feuds of the silly goon.

LTS checked on ramseth one day regarding the "funny" relationship of chiatilik n lamei. it didn't appear normal mere friends. to LTS - and many others especially the even more kaypohji-er sotong, it was more complicated. ramseth always trying to act as the "jedi" or the old wise and all-known one.

but things again wasn't as simple as that. after msn LTS, ramseth relayed to lamei what LTS asked. that alerted the troll and striked a panic button in her. she plotted to "skin the blur piggy" alive in chiatilik's office during the next meet up. it was a devious plot. ngejay was indirectly standing with the nervous couple and together they grilled LTS with question such as: IF U WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT ME AND CHIA, U COULD VE ASKED ME. WHY U ASKED RAMSETH?....

was it guilt? was it a self-defensive wall being built up? was it apprehension and anxiety that they suspected that LTS had already known what fishy business was going on?

actually, NO! LTS was a blurcock. he knew nothing. it was just his usual curiosity. but because of lamei's extreme fidgety, now LTS knew from A to Z!!

that spelled the end of a very dubious friendship after so many months. discords had been sown between them by the troll. that was also the last LTS continued to meet up with them....and that was also the beginning on the ongoing petty feud.

babaero11 was also one of the clowns LTS met in mei ling hc. he was very friendly initially. after much posting by LTS in the forum about his FR or field reports of meeting who n who and what and what had transpired, this pinoy's weird attitude changed for the worst!

he had also liaise with lamei in a way in msn cos LTS' dudi jixiaolan had unwittingly discovered that when he got his nic BANNED!! babaero11 was behind this and he could only know about such matter through lamei cos jixiaolan msn her and told her about a nic he registered for LTS to enable him to post. so how did babaero11 know it? right!! through lamei who was using her famous FLIRT&DESTROY stance and her nefarious "borrow other's parang for the kill" strategy!

the rest of the clowns and spammers here u see very often are probably from SDP IB. since lamei, ngejay and chiatilik now take refuge there, they have become their "patriots in the highest level". the little sdppy clowns there adore those 3 stooges. it is very strange that's why when they preach loudly their HUMAN RIGHTS, FREE SPEECHES AND DEMOCRAPSY cos they behave in another reversed and very deplorable cheapskate way.

and so, the feud shall continue until eternity. pettiness and miserly unresolved resentment and anger are what SDP and those 3 stooges are best dwelled in. with such negativity they harbour, they can never be doing anything but good to the society, to their family or even to their own personal friends.

if u believe in such clowns, u are bring sorrow, unhappiness and eventual sufferings to yourself and all those u love. precisely and sadly, this is also the type of mentality that is invading the minds of SDPPIES....and that's why this bunch of circus of clowns cannot be deem as "happy people".

not only that, being unhappy, unsatisfied and angry people, they would want to spread that negative influence to many peasants and hoping they would rev up mass anger and displeasure and distrust against our gov ...and finally cause chaos in our society.

so people, i implore u to think carefully their nefarious and destructive action. NEVER TRUST THE SDP!! THEY ARE ALL OUT TO BRING SINGAPORE DOWN!! u believe in them, u die pain pain and worst, without even knowing why!

to me, everything good or bad is a BLESSING!

so 3 yrs have passed....and finally i couldn't believe it i got back my TITLE DEED!!

without any further hesitation, the next day, hurried to queenstown area office to re-processed the ownership as the join owner, my demised uncle's name need to be deleted and whole lease transferred into my name.

before i lost my deed, i had checked with HDB about the charges and processing fees involved. it was like $180 with the legal lease documents and $800 if without. since i lost it to my lauhanku's theft, i just left the matter as it was. who wanna pay $800+? it's preposterous and ridiculous that the bloody hdb is such an avaricious blood sucker!

a few days ago, things had changed for the better :)

i was at the hdb to do the title deed processing. i was suprised! the fee that i had to pay now was only $83.35! but if i didn't hand over the title deead documents, i would have to pay about $1,200! wow! it was a blessing indeed that if i did it before, it would have costed me at least $180! surely a blessing in disguise. heaven really loves this goon!

and so it was done. very fast in less than 15 minutes. the courteous counter officer even told me that within 3 days after they had lodged my documents, i could sell my house. the new processed documents would take about 3 to 6 mths before i would retrieve them back...but...I COULD SELL MY FLATS AFTER THE 3 DAYS!!

oh goodie!!n :)

what's mine shall return to me - ordeal with my lauhanku

my flat's title deed was unexpectedly stolen by my bloody lauhanku - my father if u dunno what that term means. it's very difficult for me to address him as "father" cos a father would not steal from the family or cause so much sufferings and unhappiness.

the theft of my title deed was indeed a blessing in disguise and also the revelation about what kind of father i have. i ve lost that title deed for about 3 yrs. he has refuse to return it to me after the demise of my uncle who was my bloody lauhanku's elder brother and who was in a way "killed" by him :(

i had blogged that tragic incident where the bloody lauhanku nagged at my poor uncle until he toppled like a fallen tree. he was a 1.82 tall old man sitting as usual on his favorite sofa watching the tv. along came lauhanku, sat his butt down and started nagging and nagging and crescendo into scolding and scolding....

THUMP! my poor uncle who was receiving all these unnecssary insults fell and slumped onto the floor. he was still alert but his motor movement was like voided. he couldn't move and couldn't get himself back on his feet.

oh dear!! he was down with a stroke! immediately i called for an ambulanace. it was a good thing that my home was near to ALEXANDRA HOSPITAL. less than 15 mins, the nurse with the helpers were at my door steps. we heaved my obsessed uncle onto the stretcher. i helped too cos there were only 3 persons and with me made 4 to carry the heavy load down to the awaiting ambulance below.

poor uncle was admitted into the hospital. i visited him quite often for the next 2 weeks. during my last visit, he seemed to have quite recovered. his speech wasn't slurred. his movement was quite ok. he kept asking me when he could return home....i was a bit sad to tell him that he might not be able to return home. i didn't know why i told him so cos he seemed ok. but the words i splurted out became in such a weird way. i was a bit psychic...and soon i realised why i blurted those strange words: YOU WON'T BE COMING HOME....

the hospital called and asked permission to transfer my uncle to ANG MO KIO HOSPITAL for therapy. i told my old man not to accede and let uncle remained at ALEXANDRA HSP. there was therapy session there too and i don't understand why should he be transferred to so far. it would make visiting him a chore.

the bloody lauhan didn't heed my advice and went ahead to sign the transfer to ANG MO KIO HSP. my uncle was a very simple nice man who didn't harm any soul. when he was a teenager, he was caught by jap soldiers, tortured and whacked until a bit blur. it was surprising to me that he could speak JAPANESE! once i had jap customers coming to my shop to buy my plants, uncle actually was talking to them in jap. what a astonishment to me! he even interpretated how the japs admired my plants as "kawayi" or beautiful....

that nite after the transfer to ang mo kio, uncle was dead! his nightly habit was he had to pee. the hospital called about 3am to say that uncle had fallen from the bed and was in coma. about 6am another call to reveal that uncle had passed away without regaining consciousness.

i suspect that they must have lifted up the bed barricade and my uncle in his urgency to pee didn't know how to lower the barricades, lifted his long legs over, lost his balance and fell onto the floor triggering a heart attack....whatever it was, uncle was dead!

if the bloody lauhanku hadn't agreed to his transfer, he could be still alive till now. my uncle was a very healthy and strong man and never been sick before. he recovered very quickly from minor hitches like flu or fever. and now he was dead!!

not long after the passing of my uncle, my bloody lauhanku sneaked into my open bedroom and stole my TITLE DEED without my knowlegde until the fateful saturday during the regular weekend visit by the F4. (during that time, i still considered them as pals and brought them hom to serve them expensive chinese tea). i tried to look for the deed to show to the half past six lawyer, chiatilik....but it was gone. STOLEN!!

after a span of 3 yrs, the title deed returns to me...and all because it was a god-given moment of HEAVEN, EARTH AND MAN matching perfectly.....

it was a sunday, my brother carrot ta pau some carrot cakes n brought it to me. as i had just made some money from the share market recently, i bought my brother a bottle of ISSEY MIYAKE perfume which cost me $160! anyway, i knew my brother loved it and i loved my brother alot.

while eating the shiok fried chai tao kuay, i told carrot about my stolen title deed by the bloody lauhanku. carrot was irked by such action. he reassured me that he would go next door asked the old man and get it back for me. i pleaded with carrot not to be too foul tempered and tolong tolong keep his cool ...i didn't wanna see another bashing of the bloody lauhanku. mamalee was worried. carrot's wife, ji kee was also worried. they radioed me why i asked him to do so adding that i should leave the matter alone. i told them that the lauhan always going to hatyai to fuck spiders. what if he died cock standing there, then how? i couldn't find where he hid my title deed.

while we were arguing, there was loud shouting from the next flat. oh shit!! carrot, i tot i told u to cool down ur temper. i quickly went over to see what happened. carrot was lecturing my old man and warned him to behave himself, or else....i was so surprised that the old man suddenly became so docile and actually listened obediently to him. then i realised the reason. he got a forthcoming contract which he needed carrot to carry out for him.

my poor skinny brother...every year he would slough for the lauhan on his contracts but the lauhan never bother to pay him. the money would come to hanku's company credt but after getting the payment, lauhan had never made an effort to reimbursed carrot. NOTHING was paid to him. carrot, my dear brother is a wonderful swell guy! he treats the old man as a FATHER and so isn't too bothered whether he pays him or not. but times was really bad. how could the old man do business in such a way as to like "cheating" his own son?

in order to appease carrot that he would do his contract works, he kuai kuai returned my title deed. gosh!! i was so pleased i lifted my skinny carrot and thanked him profusely!! ah...there was another added bonus - he also paid some money to carrot. not really alot but at least something.