tummy ache, choked toilets and no tissues

what a dreaded pooing morning i had to experience! after having dimsum with a forummer, all the misfortune of the poo had to dramatise. here's the article copy&paste:


well, my 2nd meetup with leetahsar took us to zi yean at lengkee rd. we were there for the dimsum breakfast. i was told it was good, cheap and near to the roadside. and precisely, that was what lee described.

it used to be 50% discount on dimsum there. now it's only 30% with all the prices increased which could only means in truth - there isn't any real discount.

this eatery located at the corner of old housing estate was quite illusive. i couldn't help to wonder with such economical dimsums, the place looked terribly desolated and deserted. lee and i were the only patrons there that morning. the serving staffs were seated around chatting away. and yes, most were PRCs.

the dimsums were passable. nothing really fantastic. i rushed to pay for the bill. it was really cheap for $19 with about 8 items inclusive of the very nice tie quan yin chinese tea with free refills.

lee suddenly came down with tummy ache and needed to poo. however, zi yean's toilet were horribly choked! without further ado, he told me to wait for him while he dashed off to the nearby lengkee cc to do his bigtime biz.

without long, my hp rang. it was lee who asked me to head to lengkee c c toilet and passed some toilet papers to him. he had done his biz but there wasn't any toilet papers!!

hahahaha....this was awkardly very funny! what to do for such a sweet clown? drove my merz there, went into the toilet and passed a whole box of tissue to him.

community centres are for the people, am i right to say that?

then what the heck there isn't provided toilet papers in the toilets??

i thought all this while singapore has evolved to be a more humane society. it seems that pap has much to evaluate their public responsibilities and the claim to being a "gracious lst world" country.

it does look very satirical when such petty and peevish matter still happens out of anticipation.

it's a very uncanny feeling. it was like deja vu....the past acquaintance i had when meeting up kelvin thum or bluesotong from the forum. a guy seemingly very friendly and "sincere" ended up as the worst pain in the arse for me :(

he is still around in the forums and stalking many new forummers who he suspects could be me. one wonders what does he indeed do for a decent living? a married family man with 2 grown up teenage sons and a virtuous wife who is an IMH nurse could in his jekyll and hyde mentality behaves in such strange perversion

a mental nutcasee? a stressed husband? or simply a sex pervert in his natural being?

i never learn...NOT TO MEET NEW FORUMMERS but heck!! this itching curiousity could be the death of me one day!!