HOW I MAINTAIN MY VIRGINITY

there were so many chances i could ve lost it. when i was in MACAU, i was accosted by damn chio mei mei spider spirits who came bothering when i was winning so many coins in the jackpot machine. "ge ge, u lonely? me got room upstair.....can come up to play with me?" the mei mei s.s would start.

i was in a jackpot winning streak, of course, i told her sorry...go play herself. after she left, hell! it was sway(unlucky) ka par cheng....lost every damn dime!

then again while i was in holland. i went to look at those "goldfish bowl" within housed a very sexy whore doing all the very sensual enticing movements.

if u r interested, u bang at the door. she opens and both of u negotiate the price. if right, then u entered and the curtain will be drawn and then u start ur humping.

the most sinful i did there was went for the peep-show. almost bought ticket for the live floor show. but hell! the ticket was freaking expensive. so i stuck to my peephole show and kept dropping in coins to continue watching the live performance but only through a peephole.

and then in the holland hotel - HOTEL IBIS - i still remembered when the clock hit 11pm, there would be blue films on the tv. no joke! the whole night, blue flims after blue flims.....i watched until i fell asleep.

very fun my HOLLAND trip. some more it was partially sponsored by a local nursery who sent me there as their representative. and the attention showered on me by the plants suppliers was really amazing....maybe i write this as one of my story....I LOVE HOLLLAND....

then again, my next trip to hk. one of my very teeko hkie pal....no no not my best hk pal...another one....me got plenty there...the whole MONGKOK POLICE CLUB police ....most of them know me......i stayed there a couple of times and each time it was like almost a month with my best hk pal's family whose wife was the chief chai por there or the boss policewoman...they had a very large living quarter with 4 bedrooms...so 1 was a guest room specially reserved for me.....so pai seh.

ok...this bloody gutless teeko hk pal brought me to MACAU again. and hell! he brought me to a GOLDFISH BOWL. There u get to view all the naked ladies carrying a number outside a glass enclosure. all this mei meis would sit and pose sexily smiling, waving and sending flying kisses at u....

my god! the rate was really cheap...i dunno that was what the hk teeko told me and asked me wanna try...so i told him - a married man - "u go n try, i go outside and wander around...at certain time i come here to meet u again. dun worry, i won't tell ur very fierce wife or ur mum about it..." his mum loved me....why? cos this joker when he was sent over here for horticultural training after my best hk pal, nearly died. i saved his life.....this would be another very interesting story.....THE DAY I SAVED A HONGKIE'S LIFE.....i was a male missy in training before i seconded into plants training....so basic first aid is sap sap water to me.....

so whenever i was in hk, his mum would belanja me big time....it was also the first time i ever tried mini abalone....i told my best hk pal about the mini abalone...he damn wicked and laughed...."ya...next time ask her to belanja her personal MINI ABALONE to u...hahahaha!" damn bad this fella!

and now i just realise my depressed and deprived hunk male pal who always asks me to accompany him to trips to remote islands.....suddenly it dawns onto me....hell! this married joker might be aiming at my blackhole most of the time....why only he calls me...and not anybody else...not even his wifey....why hah? and my last trip with him nearly broke my shiny moon and my virgin curse....hahahaha....

and my more recent one was to TAIWAN in last march. ooh! JUST LOVE TAIWAN.....the food, the friendly people and best...the way i spoke hokkien and the way they reciprocrated in their slang taiwanese hokkien...very shiok u know!

my fondest memories was the warm human touch at HUA HUA FLOWER HOTEL....the ah pek there so friendly and helpful. this blur sotong asked him how to get to XIMENTING...and he gleefully guided me through like 3 alleys. he also reminded me to carry an umbrella which he volutarily took from the hotel to lend it to me. it was drizzling ...and then walked me to almost reaching the place...then i thanked him. he smiled and happily walked all the way back to the hotel.....so touching. can we get this sort of warm service here in sinkietown? NO WAY MAN!

i luv to visit TAIWAN again...but this time to look for my taiwanese bunch of good buddies....lost all their contacts...shit! i intend to stay longer......i just got my 15k prize money which is still warm in my pocket...:) and among them is this very horny guy.....very interesting...but very teeko....he rubs girls...and he always rubs me too from the behind...very irritating...but very funny chap....all his blain juices are at his dickhead. his mind is an air head.

......there are many many more....i love to travel. and normally i do it alone. very troublesome if i had company cos my action is very impromptu and very fast one....no dilly dally business. on the word GO - I BUZZ OFF!

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