SHIT, PEE AND EVERYTHING FREE...
was in recluse in my toilet for almost an hour and ermmmh..and ermmmmmmh...and...peeleepalah....all eventually came out!

phui! what a relieve!.....must have eaten too much from yesterday temple buffet veggie meal....after makan ta pow home some more....no lah! they insisted i packet back....they did it for me giving me an EXTRA large veggie yusheng.....so the whole night with mamalee and my just returned IT FT tenant, we supped and supped....goodness! the veggie yusheng was humongous....better dun eat too much next time there....i think i ve given those temple lau aunties that i am really a PIGGY impression....hahahaha....;9). no wonder they are also giving me big big serving of food...and i pai seh to waste it....even though i can't swallow anymore...i will force all the food in. bad to waste temple food, what....

and this morning....so good...so refreshing .....ALL THE DAMN STINKING SHIT ALL EXPELLED....and here i am giving u the SHIT OF MY LIFE STORY....hahahha....;9)

wow!....the whole body never feels so much lighter....shiok!!

now ur shit story and question before i continue further.....:) into pee........and everything FREE.....;9)

hello...why all so shy n quiet? quick leh...if not i gotta to poo again....

and now for the PEE....

U know yusheng primarily is made up of all the roots veggies like carrot, raddish, turnip, seasoned ginger dyed in red, pickled mango, pomelo pulps, pickled young papayas, crushed peanuts, sesame seeds, fried crispy wanton skin, kumquat juice, lemon juice, preserved sweetened tong qua(winter melon).....what else? did i left out any vital ingredients....

oh ya shit! the yusheng or raw fish in tradition lou hei...but here in the temple we use a special kind of agar agar that has the texture of sliced fish....very QQ...very shioker than the real raw fish....and u won't get food poisoning or worms from ingesting it. riskier to eat the raw fish especially those that dunno caught from where one....easily contaminated and may harbor parasitic worms eggs that created havoc in ur digestive system once ingested.....that's why they said the japs are full of shit! due to the worms they consumed from the raw sushi or fishes or seafood...now u know why hor....:9)

back to our veggie. due to the usuage of raddish, u will be surpised when u PEE....cos the PEE is extra stinky! dun worry, it's the miracle works of the ingested raddish....

raddish suppose to clear and clean our system of toxins....they said if u got poison in ur blood, drink a cup of raddish *yuck, horrible like fuck!* juice....and ur poison will be neutralised...and if u take any medicine, avoid raddish - like chai tao kuey or fried raddish cake - cos it also neutralises the effect of the medicine u r taking.

so ur extra stinky pee is actually a riddance of toxicity built up in ur body...

and how many of u come to my temple yesterday?...din come, ur losses hor....don't say i din tell u hor...i did invite everyone of u...so how many responded?
\alamak...still no response!...me out of the toilet recluse the 2nd time...and all still so quiet...:(

u mean everyone having a good monday time is it...if that's the case....then i better close shop for today and go swimming....BO SENG LI!

i ve done with SHIT, PEE...and now for the EVERYTHING FREE.....:)

if u read until here...u already got everything free....if u came to my temple yesterday, well...u got free veggie food and free lou hei yusheng...

and if u read until here....i ve given u free recipe to next year yusheng meal...dun eat out, damn freaking expensive...can u imagine a bloody plate of cheapskate roots veggies and a few pieces of decaying raw fishes slices can cost like $60...the bloody avarice restauranters on this cny day brandished their bloodied parangs very sharp, u know....:(...u go makan...u kena chop chop until heads drop...hahaha....;(

so here's the free recipe for u...and the free benefit for eating veggie yusheng....u siam the parasitic worms eggs in the raw fish....

SO EAT GOOD, PLAY SAFE AND BE GENTLE TO YOUR BODY...

thank u...guess gotta end this bo liao thread...BO SENG LI...no response...SHIT!