BROKEBACK AND BROKENECK TEMPLE....a tale of 2 monks

monk A - leetahsar, prospective monk wannabe

monk B - botak , notorious horny temple abbot of BROKEBACK TEMPLE - a male spider spirit in disguise as a veneral...i mean venerable..

as our story continues....SIONG YAT CHIn (a day before), KONG DU (said until)....rock and rolling leetahsar came rock and rolling down huang-san...all the way to tai-yee san in lantau island, HK. there he was bestowed a powered beads by a lagi powered aged nun.

after thanking her, leetahsar rock and roll all the way to sinkieland and landed in BROKEBACK TEMPLE.

BANG! lts crashed throw the main gate into the lift which took the rock and rolling lts to the 3rd floor. BANG!! rock and roll lts hit a door and stopped for a breather.

all those rocking and rolling was sure driving him giddy and really blur. "who's there?" came a voice from the room. click! the door opened. "oh my god! who r u?" there standing behind the opened door was botak, abbot of BROKEBACK TEMPLE.

after the rocking and rolling, lts was faint. and that's exactly what happened next - he fainted infront of the room of the abbot botak.

through a faint glimpse, lts still could see botak's sneering lecherously face. then kar char!! total black out.....

when he gradually awoke....goodness! he was stark naked lying on a bed. next to him, oh my god! it was botak...all sweaty and dozing away.

he felt a sharp pain in the moon. he put his hand and felt. shit! what was all those slimy white stuffs from his hole in the moon...THUNDERSTORM...LIGHTNING FLASHED!!!

he realised he was deflowered....by the botak now sleeping like a dead pig next to him. stunned and blur and confused. he sat there wondering what to do next.

just then he heard muffing and whizzing.....botak awoke. he stared hard at him. he smiled back. "Why?....." lts asked...."what did u do to my flawless moon with a hole?"

botak was gentle. he edged closer putting his arm over lts' shoulder and patted him. then he planted a peck on his ...eee...boobie...lts was startled and pushed him away.

he stared. he smiled back. finally he edged closer again and held his arms. "Dun worry, u rock and roll son of a gun...me am the chiefy here. everyone is under my command," he consoled lts who was almost at the brink of tears now. "u rolled all the way to my door and fainted....and my god! u r one chiohunk, u know....how can i let u go without eating u up first....and goodness....a virgin in mint condition...my rare rare treat for many many year...."

"u bastard!! u r a monk...and me a monk wannabe in golden virge mint conditon.....", he started to stammer, "and now...now....now...u ruined me....boohoohoo..hoohoo....!" lts burst out crying his arse off with rows of niagra falls ....hahahaha...oops sorry hor...not suppose to laugh..;9)

and that's how lts was finally ordained as a monk wannabe...with the sacrifice of his hole in the moon...OUCH!!!

there we ve it....BROKEBACK TEMPLE....can stomach part 2?

BROKENECK TEMPLE part 2....the ensuing saga from part I BROKEBACK TEMPLE ....akan datang to ur nearest cinema........;9)

just for fun...pls excuse me...