Thursday, March 02, 2006

LEETAHSAR MEETS LEETARSAH.....

what am i suppose to do? tarsah thought to himself....hell! join them lah...let's have a threesome...so the 3 monkies rock the bed.......refer to pics from postnew....

and finally tarsah is in control. he is top of the top of the bottom....hahahaha....

the end? u want me to continue or the end?.......

prologue: remember the thread how i picked up a ck briefs...well now u know the origin of that ck which landed in the public pool where leetahsar swam....and not leetarsah....r and h spelling hor...if u are sharp....that sah is not this sar ok....got'cha!!....hahahaha......;9)

yes...by now u should ve realised whose the original owner of the found ck briefs which urs truly is now wearing...hahahaha....

and the response for reader comes in....

my reply:
To: painneck (goutyneck) 1303 of 1307

83628.1303 in reply to 83628.1297

can break other thingies or not, like a limb or rib?


or bloodhound...OUCH!!!

From: leetahsar 00:04
To: postnew 1304 of 1307

83628.1304 in reply to 83628.1298

ok...broken and burst one ball can...? leave the other to propagate...;9)

From: leetahsar 00:37
To: leetahsar 1305 of 1307

83628.1305 in reply to 83628.1302

LEETAHSAR MEETS LEETARSAH.....

me leetahsar was joyfully floating in the public pool....not a care in me. free like a soaring bird....free like the ocean salmon....free....*BANG*....with a free baluku in the head :(

i was back crawling looking at the soft clouds in the sky...and now FREE BALUKU....who the hell banged into my head! hell! damn painful, u know!!

i erected and stood on water. turned round i looked menacingly at the culprit...my god! my exact double - leetarsah. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!" both of us asked at the same time....

"I AM LEETAHSAR!"..."I AM LEETARSAH!" same time answered back, too.

shit!! if this continues hor...everyone will go crazy and become goon like me...:)

the 2 sar/sah each got a baluku (swollen head) after the heads collision. both jumped out of the pool and headed simultaneously to the changing room.

there inside the changing room. they stripped to their undies.

leetarsah looked at leetahsar...and vice versa...(me also getting confusing now)...and leetahsar looked at leetarsah...and vice versa again....

"OIY! how cum u r wearing ck briefs?" both blurted out the same question again at the same time...shit! like talking to a mirror..except this is not a mirror but an exact leetahsar clone in the form of leetarsah...(???blurring liao???)

leetarsah: " ur ck undies looks familiar...where did i see it the last time?....."

leetahsar: "what?! dun tell me it's yours, hor...i picked one ok..."

leetarsah: " yes!!! it's belong to botaky....who the hell are u? u botaky's sidetrack lover or what? how cum u wearing his undies?"

leetahsar: "what, what? what botaky....bo sen li..i know...botaky i dunno lei...i ledi dunno leh..." *scratching head*

leetarsah: "me power TOP OF THE TOP monk wannabe from BROKENECK TEMPLE...formally called BROKEBACK..but after too many got backs broken by botaky...he thinks better change it to BROKENECK....very famous hor...dun pray pray...."

leetahsar: hell with it man! what brokeneck or brokeback...u kachiew(disturb) me i not only break ur back, neck...and r u trying to accost me.....i also break that part ...bloodhound...dun pray pray with me, ok...botak!

there were a row of mirrors on the wall which caught the attention of the 2 jokers. they looked into it...my god! and there were 4 sars/sahs.....(siao liao this time!!)

.....they stared at each other ...stared again at their images in the mirror...stared at the other sar/sah's image....and both burst out laughing....hahahaha....

......what's next...dunno lei...i siao and blur liao...dun ask...i dunno...i ledi dunno...the last thing i know we each went into a cubicle...separate one hor....showered ourselves...smiled at each other after that and went each other's way...that was it...what u expect? broke each other back(side) is it?

...the end....(Blurred bo?).....hahahaha....;9)


CUT & PASTE ...old fun thread of leetahsar

Coffee Shop Talk - would u wear a used branded underwear? Subscribe
From: leetahsar 1-Feb 21:24
To: ALL 1 of 87

92309.1

been swimming quite often now to rid the sparetyre. usually go to the public pool during the afternoon. damn shiok! the pool is mostly bare. the trouble is i picked up so many things careless swimmers left in the shower room...

goggles - branded one, picked 3 pairs already.

wah! lo real face scrub for man...goodness..just saw the price $39.90 for a small tube...and i found a big tube in the shower cubicle...

latest found: calvin klein underwear...er...pai seh about my size...XL...looks brand new.

qn: can wear or not huh? i mean just bring back sterilised and wash then do u think can wear or not?

also found: full bottle shower creme...the expensive type....face wash....swimming trunks...branded one...too bad too small for me....

how cum people left behind so many expensive stuffs after a swim?




the above c n p was one of my bo liao monday blues enlightening joker thread...and now it comes into full circle with my BROKEBACK AND BROKENECK TEMPLE.....ornitoufo...

i may sound obscene...but obscene i am definitely NOT....

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