EVILS OF LAUHANKOO...my father...:(

i thought the paps are evil enough until i realised truly the real evil is like...MY BLOODY LAUHANKOO of a father.
he' back today from his usual spider hunting teetujias in HYAADAI...back less than 3 hrs and quarrelling almost close to hitting it out with me again...;9(
when he was away fucking spiders, the whole family was so peaceful and happy...the moment he's back, hell breaks loose again.....:(
a few days ago, i opened a letter addressed to him. it was payment advice for the job my brother CARROT LEE did for him...the amount was quite substantial.
a day before, carrot came to see me and told me about his current financial woes. i would love to help him. but u know all his money, his evil wifey kept...so actually wifey got all his money...and damn rich this bad bitch...so i was thinking...why should i lend him....the wife got his money what?
so i played mat bodoh lor...and i told him the job he did using the lauhankoo firm's name already got the fat cheque. carrot just sighed......so both of us understood: where hankoo wanted to return him the money...he supped every single cents to feed his teetujias tribe back in HYAADAI....damn jialat this bloody evil lauhan!!
and now...this morning he's back. i beh tahan. carrot is my only little brother...me the big brother..so i gotta to protect him...and shit!! this lau han is my father who swallows his son's hard earn sweat and blood money...to do what?....to feed the bloody teetujias in hyaadai....;9(
"lauhan, carrot's business bad this month....u got his money, can u refund whatever amount due to him.....be a bit compassionate....he's ur son...." i blur blur blurted to him straight in his face.
and the storm begins......'9(
pi li pa la...@#$%^&!!#$%^^%$....PI LI PA LA....PI LI PA LAH.....getting more intense and louder till all the neighbours or maybe even the entire block can hear.....
all the uncensored vulgarities fire away at me...i beh tahan...CAN U TAHAN OR NOT?....an unreasonable old fuck who claims to be our father...supped all the blood and sweat money from u...to do what?...FEED AND FUCK SPIDERS!!
and as the screwing, cursing...and swearing gets more heated up...he lounges at me who is resting on my IDESIRE MASSAGE CHAIR.....
he points a menancing finger at me, threatening...yes again...to hit me. mama lee is at the kitchen. she's shocked. she wobbly run out to confront lauhan and yells at him..."STOP IT!!" she yelled. "tahsar is right u know!! if u got conscience, u should return ur son's blood and sweat money...and pity carrot who works himself to skin and bones....what did u do?.....NOTHING...u only want money...and cause problems to the family...that's all u do!!!"
wah lau!! steady lah old fat girl....hankoo got a shock. since when did our old fat girl, mamalee is so bold?....he withdraws...lan lan goes into my adjacent pigeonhole...and the storm for the time being is resolved...
PEOPLE.....do u have a better lauhankoo father like mine??
can go crazy hor?....and this is just barely 3 hrs he is back from his spider hunting.....sperm missile firing hyaadai trip....
and u know something? he is wearing a pair of knee supported guards...must have had over fired all sperms missiles till wobbly weak in the knees...
tonight, the whole gang of sisters will be back for makan....and i think the whole upheaval's going to replay in enhanced mode...
luckily today, my bunch of godsons asking me to meet out at about 6pm...so HENG AH!! I won't be around to join in the "fun?"......
sad is the case of my present domestic bo liao woes...why?...i always ask myself?...why a father can be so evil and nasty towards his own flesh and blood....so merciless and vengeful towards his wife....so unconcerned towards the family?
WHY??
when he's dying...he will know why.......or when he realises why....his time would be up then....IT WOULD BE TOO LATE....for all the pains and miseries he brings to the family...
i can only ORNITOUFO TO HIM...cos'...no matter what...he's still our bo liao lanhankoo father.....;9(
i ve written in present tense...cos...there's no end to such uncalled domestic woes...and it would replay and replay...well...unless the lauhan dies cock standing from overdose of viagra in hyaadai...then...all our miseries die with him.....
ornitoufo......chui guo...chui guo to me......;9(