Wednesday, October 04, 2006

PIGGY GOES CALIFORNIA FITNESS CLUB PART II

must start to lose weight now...just started my california fitness training...
AND HELL!!...MY PT IS A SADISTIC BASTARD!.....damn damn shiong...me aching all over now...jialat!!...;9(

my whole arms are soft...my legs are wobbling...and helling aching from neck to toe!
but there's one thing damn shiok!....the shower room...the powerful jet shower spray...shiok!...hot water some more...and the GEL...YES..THE GEL....lavender and with moisturiser...very very shiok!! after a hard sweat out.
yes...i truly agreed with the calif boss now. he told me: U COME EVERYDAY FOR MY SHOWER IS ALREADY WORTH THE AMOUNT U PAID EVERY MTH...
YES...FULLY AGREED!!...hahaha...;9)
oh shit!!...malatov flame bombs heading this way liao....;9(

luckily, my doctor din accede to my request for a HEALTH PROBLEMATIC LETTER so that i can use it to withdraw and claim all my money back.
i wanted to quit before i even started cos the 'bend down' thing is really scaring me...
and i asked my doctor...who's quite plump too why doesn't he come join with me...
this is his satired replied: CANNOT LAH...ME ALWAYS BENDING DOWN TO PICK SOAP, LEH!...
hahahaha...so joker he!!...and making me even scarier...;9(


yes...everythng they said only sales gimmick...tot will be allocated with a chiobu PT...but ended up a chiohunk...and not even the one they promised...THE BEST IN TOWN, JB AND SOME EVEN SAID BATAM...
they allocated me with a xiao tiao....who's even young enough to be my son....but anyway, he's very professional...very dedicated...and very very sadistic!!...........;9(


me swim almost every day....beside getting tanner...and my soft silky hair bleached orangey...the bloody tyre remains there..
and the trouble is I DUN EVEN DRINK!
so..one fine day after my ex-temple activities, took a bus to NOVENA to change into mrt...the CALIF FITNESS gang were there promo their new premises...and THEY PROMISED ME THAT THEY CAN RID THAT TYRE...and since just colllected my hot toto winnings in my pocket...I GONG GONG signed up lor....;9(


beside swimming and being peeped at when i pooed in the squatting cubicle...now worst!!
i m being sadistised by sadistic young PT from california fitness club....was there yesterday...and now recuperationg from all aches and sores from yesterday sadistic merciless torture...
SI BEH SIONG!!!...WORST THAN RESERVIST TRAINING!!...damn stupid! pay money to ask young guy to torture me pain pain.....;9(
I DUN WANT TO GO ANY MORE....scare liao!...;9(
arms wobbly....legs also wobbly...if i tell to my squatters they will laugh their guts out..and sure think i was being brutally sodo...and sabo...hahahaha....;9(......
yuan wang ah!!!.......
the only thing that is enjoyable is the powerful hot shower and their moisturising shower gel...lavender flavour...very shiok!
maybe i will just sneak in to enjoy the daily shower...then quickly sneak out and dun let my sadistic PT sees me...damn pai seh u know....;9(

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