HAPPY TIMES THAT CAN'T LAST.....:(

after i put up the poll on: SAVE MY MEILING, gaylord PLASTICO was all fired up. he wanted to 'save meiling' which is my ward's hawker centre.

this place is very airy with high ceiling, widely spaced seatings, cheap and honest to goodness food, friendliest bunch of hawkers u can find in singapore. well!....everything is very good and retro.

PLASTICO initiated everyone in the regular weekend meet up to be involved....to be what he called ACTIVISM. he wanted to stop the upgrading of meiling. initially, i thought his intention was sincere. our aim is to prevent this upgrading and motivate the hawkers, residents and frequent makan kakis at mei ling to petition against the upgrading.

ugly sotong THING after listening to all this, shrunk his balls. he told us he won't wanna join in the fray. the next meeting he was absent...and missing in action hence. however that didn't stop him from meeting me personally and continue our rendevous in dining together. this idiot was another sinister clown. he posted many lame polls about me. dun ask me. i dunno why he did that to discredit me as CHEAT, LEECH AND EXPLOIT on him even though i did pay some of the more expensive meal when we ate together. that he never mentioned.....;9(

many hawker centres after upgraded saw the disappearance of the many of the original hawkers there and hence the extinction of the good, authentic and economical food sold. one very good example was the ABC market.

the upgrading there was in my opinion - a disaster. the hawker centre now has very low roof. its design was utterly over exaggerated but does not serve or enhance the comfort of diners there.

it now has poorer ventilation. eating there is like going to the sauna. ABC hc used to open almost 24hrs. now it was almost dead at around 10pm. most of the hawkers there lament of poor business, higher rentals and terrible hot conditions there as the stupid design does not provide much airy ventilation.

IT WAS A COOPED UP FUCKED UP PLACE TO EAT COMFORTABLY!

i remember i was there at about 11pm one night. most stalls were already closed. boy!! was it hot! and it was night. imagine how one who eats there during lunch time.......;9(

i was stupidly being motivated by PLASTICO. i m very friendly and goonie and mixed around very easily - one of GOD's blessed gift to me. people would talk very casually to me too. when the piggy talks, it's like we have been buddies for a long time. there isn't a wall of resentment or doubt, just friendliness and congeniality.

PLASTICO and the INVISIBLE BITCH could have noticed this talent in me. hence, ulterior personal motives of theirs were schemed. it was a devious intention actually to activate PAU or People Against Upgrading. their real motives was to achieve a 'feather in their cap' so as to use it as a platform to brag and gather votes in the next GENERAL ELECTION in 2011. It was sort of an idealism telling the people: there i did something voluntary and fought for your welfare even though i was not from ur ward....SO VOTE FOR ME!

i was very troubled. i hinted to them that politic was not in my blood. me wanna robe up as a MONK wannabe....not a weasel smooth talking politician that gives empty promises to people......;9(

but a weasel is a weasel doing.....nothing is more weasely than a gaylord lawyer PLASTICO....;9(

after i voiced that and made more conversation with the hawkers in meiling, the truth dawned on me. those shrewd hawkers were actually buying time and hoping to be compensated for the upgrading. they would gladly F off and get compensated in 5-figures. the rental there was so cheap. inclusive of the conservancy charges, it wasn't even $400 per mth!

stall rental was like $150, conservancy was $180. if a hawker just sublet his stall to another for $800 or so, he would already got a tidy profit! he didn't even need to sweat a drop of juice!

hence, i realised this PAU just couldn't work. if those jokers hawkers weren't really wanting to stay put, what's there to fight for.

i revealed and explained to gaylord PLASTICO, INVISIBLE BITCH and TORCH ON nerd but their reaction was not a conducive nor a accepting one. whether good or bad, ACTIVISM was all they wanted - meaning they would rebel for the sake of REBELLING.

again, i found out from attending a chitchat by our mp chiohunk BAEY YAM KENG that there would be features like lifts and escalators provided for the convenience of old citizens here. mei ling has many senior citizens. in fact every weekends, there would be a funeral wake. sometime even a couple. almost every week, there would be a few drop dead senior folks here......;9(

what m i suppose to do now? the upgrading is in fact a good proposal but the 3 clowns still wanted PAU to proceed. that la mei INVISIBLE BITCH started to sow discord and instigate the nerd TORCH to flame on me.....it was quite a very uncomfy liaison now with them.

worst of the worst, this stupig bought the whole lame F4 home for tea for every meeting after our breakfast in meiling. i was so so busy serving them my DONG DING OOLONG, LONG JIN, FRUIT/FLORAL, fruit juices and later oldenlandia water with a slice of lemon and etc.

they would sit and chat for a few hours before dimissing. plastico loved my IDESIRE massage chair. this biggest idiot kept asking me to sell him half price. he must be joking!....it was brand new bought at about 6.5K . still guaranteed.

he how lian(boast) it was a gift for the INVISIBLE BITCH....what an outrageous boasting!

soon, vincent (ramseth), cid pal, blackman, guanhuang, jixiaolan and a host of other forummers also came into the picture.

LET'S CALL THEM COLLECTIVELY : THE X - MEN....

deng...deng..deng...denggggggggggggggggg................!!

part 5: ARRIVAL OF GAYLORD PLASTICO, the leader

finally the arrival of the leader of the F4 pack - gaylord PLASTICO.....
deng...deng...deng....dengggggggggggggg!!!!

one fine day, i was as usual posting my bo liao stories. the phone suddenly rang. it was sotong THING. he asked me to surf down to mei ling market. someone there dying to meet me. who?? i wonder who? this blurpiggy was also one curious big kaypohji.

without 3x7 = 21, i zoomed there in a jiffy as fast as my SURFING LEGS could take this oversize piggy ham.

waiting there, was thing, invisible bitch ...and who the hell was that??

oh my god!! gaylord's presence!! i was shocked! he was prettier than the invisible bitch! (well, that comment was originated from the drooling sex pervert's mouth, the thing aka sotong.)

flirtatious pair of invisible bitch and plastico was quite deplorable. they were just too couple-liked . one could just mistake them as husband and wife. but they were not.

one got a husband la ge and 2 la kids. the other got a wifey. i was told - by some uncanniness - that mrs plastico resembled the invisible bitch!...oh my god!!!

that started the whole ball rolling.....and we had our regular meetup in mei ling. me and the lame fantasick 4 just loved our mei ling.

then fine one day, this itchy piggy arse went to put up a POLL in sbf.....and trouble started.....;9(

F4 - part 4 : THE INVISIBLE BITCH

this bag of bone, la mei aka THE INVISIBLE BITCH was the most sinister among the lot.
calling herself la mei was over rating her body which was nothing but a pile of bones. that is why she was quite invisible if u look at her from the side. it was just as thin as a bamboo pole. why no
'twin peaks', u asking? well, she was quite flat. my boobs are even bigger than hers anytime!...hahahaha.....;9)

by the way, if u invert the 'i' in her lamei, it would become lame!

she was a really bold housewife and a mother of 2 kids. rather it should be a desperate housewife and a lonely bitchy mum who had nothing better to do than meeting male strangers from the forum - ALONE!! (wonder her husband knew about her indecent activities?)

she disliked sotong THING. she made use of him to meet SILVERLEE, the blurpiggy. so we met. again in ZI YEAN. sotong THING appeared in an over exaggerated attire - long sleeves with ties n leather shoes. ......and yuck! that stinky snake oil he applied....phew!

the THING like i said was a sex pervert. he came fully prepared. he presented to la mei INVISIBLE BITCH gifts of - what else - his personal snake oils meticulously wrapped and with a cute little silver ribbon. awwwwwwwww!......so sweet!!

but the intention of the INVISIBLE BITCH was to meet up with me. later we msn, she revealed to me if i hadn't come, she won't appear too. she would remain - well, INVISIBLE! she added that she msn-ed a few times but i ignored her. of course, i had to. she was - well, INVISIBLE BITCH what.....;9( how would i know whether she was real or a faked up guniang who could be an horny ah kua, right? to play safe, i became INVISIBLE PIGGY too lor...hahahaha.....;9)

.........to be cont'd...

F4 - part 3

that was how i met one of the lame F4 - the ugly sotong, THING who was by the way a sex pervert in disguise.

next on my list, was kaixin. u could see how cute he is in my previous entry. this was the nerd from NUS. his role, THE FIRESTARTER - always flame on.....especially directed at me. well, poor piggy SILVER SURFLEE never fail to get roasted, charred...and now worst NUKED! more advanced nuclear weapons now what....;9(

my meeting up with kaixin was due to the arrival of my ozzie dearie. she would be MEDUSA, the one with a pair of 'honeydew' assets. er........for those who are blurred by my terms. ok lah!....she got the biggest boobs i ever seen!! yummy!!

i dunno...but the boobs didn't quite like the nerd. she had warned me about him. that how he was flaming me behind all kind of nicks and balless dicks like kelingkia, milkway, liquanxie...etc.
these all the balless dicks, i mean nics used to discredit me and flame me incessantly. for everyone's info, this is the most goreng and charred piggy ex-forummer in sbf - LEETAHSAR....;9( now re-enacted as blurpiggy SILVERLEE.

now i m history! completely and permanently banned. this brings us to our next character: la mei or THE INVISIBLE BITCH aka the evil bags of bones.

ya...music:

deng...deng.deng...denggggggggggggg!!!

.....to be cont'd....

F4 - part 2

once in a far away galaxy, a planet called LTS existed. sadly it was now being destroyed by the F4 or the FANTASICK 4.

it all began with this idiot call leetahsar or the SILVER SURFLEE who has nothing better to do than to surf the net daily. why? ok..me forcefully retired. so what to do? post bo liao stories like what i m doing now....;9)

my first real life zany tale was about my bunch of crazy ITALIAN PALS. if u wanna know more, u can visit my blog:

http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com

go to the very very beginning. very funny! sure to leave u in stitches with all the S&M XXX episodes.....;9)

well, i never tot there were any readers. i simply posted and posted stories after stories of my life crazy occurences.one fine day, an intergalatic message came:

MEET ME, SILVER SURFLEE. this is the THING (aka sex pervert sotong). i belanja u with delisexious dim sums.

u know, SILVER SURFLEE (that's this goon piggy here) is forever greedy about food. (that's also how GALACTICUS goes about eating. but his favourite is different galaxies. will urs be next?)

hopping onto my trusty silver surfboard (ahem!...that would be our bus...hahaha) i rushed to meet this ugly sotong THING at ZI YEAN.that was my first fatal mistake....deng..deng...dennnnnnnggggggggggggg!!!......

to be cont'd.......

F4 - THE LAME FANTASICK 4

the F4 - THE FANTASICK 4

1. gaylord - the leader of the pack. a conniving PLASTICO lawyer with little or no biz dwelling under the refuge of a relative's firm

2. nerd - THE TORCH ON turdy nerd who is burning himself up with absurdities when blessed with a brilliant blain.

3. sotong aka ??aka??? - THE THING, ugly like fuck. only there to be cheated, leeched and exploited by the gang.

4. the bitchy slug - the invisible woman whose FLIRT & DESTROY and expert in sowing discord and instigation.once in a far away galaxy.......

well, before i could write this zany tale, i was already banned fr sbf kopitiam. worst, my world of leetahsar was obliterated.i hope i won't do the same mistake here. promise only to read and laugh and dun get urself agitated or angry.

THIS IS NOT MY INTENTION.

my intention is to loosen ur tight mood. but many idiots, retards and clowns/clownlets in sbf cannot see this. so kek sim!...;9(

MY FUCKING MESSY LIFE

this blog leaves me laughing in stitches!

http://lameiblog.blogspot.com/

yes! this is the SLUG like my fucking tienlor water snails. the FLIRT & DESTROY pai kut jin or evil bonny spirit who single-handedly sowed discord and instigated hatred and enemities between new found 'friendship'.

actually, it couldn't be a 'friendship' to begin with. all those clowns who met me was there to meet me with a hidden agendas and motives.

sadly, such a acquaintance just cannot last and tolerate the test of time.


so be it.......the liasion ended as soon as it blossomed......pretty sad, isn't it?

EMPTINESS IS FORM....FORM IS EMPTINESS.....

is there anything REAL anymore??

PS> THIS BITCH MAY HAVE CAUSED ME BEING BANNED PERMANENTLY FROM POSTING IN THAT WEIRD SAMMYBOY COFFEESHOP..........:(