THE FINAL CHAPTER OF SIBEIKANG & CHINJIAGONG ..... well, at least for the time being....

Today being a boring monday, sibeikang called me and asked me to accompany him to his mattresses delivery again. over the phone, he said it was only a few snappy ones, won't take more than 3 hrs. good! cos weather was really bright and sunny and i wanna to swim....and see if i could pick up ck briefs again.

but hell! once on board his pirate ship - his lorry, i noticed one whole stack of orders...oh shit! i had been conned again! what to do? u boarded a pirate ship with a damn "kang" captain crooked, u were like deadmeat.

off we went for his round cruising the whole sinkieland. sbk was thankful that i obliged him cos he had a hell of things he wanted to share with me.

"Sar, what u tell to chinjiagong, huh?" a puzzled sbk started to query. " she like a changed woman leh....no more checking my handphone....no more arguing with me over who just called me...and all those bo liao irritating matters......what did u do u her? tell me leh...i am damn curious...."

"nothing what..." i teased him. " why u still longing for teetujia to lay u or feast on ur horny bloodhound is it?"

"quick lah, sar...." he pestered, " tell me leh...then i tell u something else about cjg.."

oh! a "business" transaction....i tell u this; u tell me that. ok lor! i told him, " No lah, i told ur wifey what a chiohunk u r...a very desirable one...u look like REGGIE REN, the taiwanese heart-throb, so it would be her losses if she takes the gamble to chiong with u, right?" sbk was orgasmic with my comment and was laughing and smiling. then i continued, " it's not his fault if he's charismatic or dashing, right? all the girls and spiders spirits and teetujia ...all will fall for him...and they are waiting for u to be history before they would suck him dry...so if u keep behaving like what u r now...i bet u r going to lose sbk for good...then blame urself, hor..."

"wah lau! tahsar, i din know u so damn bloody good compare to our marriage counsellor...should ve saved the money and come to u instead man!" sbk was so grateful to me. "K, now my part to tell u also why she suddenly change so be so kwai kwai and congenial...."

and the reason was cjg was getting desperate for an answer. she kept thinking she was in the right. so she copied sbk's birthdate, time, and chinese name and brought it to a very reputable fortuneteller...and he told her exactly the same thing i had just told sbk...except he added that all these marital woes began with her...she was the cause of all the problems. that shut her up for now...and boy! she got to fork out an amount for pay for those words....so serve her right! and now she was convinced the fault lied in her...and she kwai kwai already and shuddup liao lor....hahahaha....;9) ornitoufo for this two kids' bo bliao squabblings...already parents and stil behave like 2 spoilt brats!

until the next big quarrel again....i await for my next free lobster thermidor and steak...surf n turf free meal....:9)

the end?