LAUHANKOO'S BACK FROM THE LAND OF THE SPIDER SPIRITS....

yesterday was family day for my siblings. with the absence of lauhankoo who went to the land of the spider spirits namely china, mamalee was greatly inspired to cook up a storm.

we had fa cai dried oysters with braised mushrooms and chicken feet. popiahs. kong bah pao (stewed belly pork with pao), fish fritters, veggies, shiok soup, steamed promfet....and many more.

after we were dead stuffed, mamalee dug up hashima in red dates soup - a very expensive dessert. she told us she paid almost $50 for the hashima which were actually frogs' sperms. very nutritious. very good for the skin. makes u smooth and retards ageing....

and everyone thought that was about all. but no! out came fried banana fritters and her special niang gao which is a kind a polish rice gluey stuff that i skipped. very sticky to the teeth.....and really very gummy type which i didn't fancy.

but the gang of siblings was supping like anything...and suddenly....

LAUHANKOO stepped in....and the joy and fun turned tense.

he just returned from his sperm missile target practicing on his mei mei cheena spiders...and in china this time.

gayly, he unwrapped 2 packages of newspaper wrappings. guess what inside there?........ and guess what else he brought back?

......brought back 2 homongous pieces of roasted meat. everyone wondered how he managed to by-pass custom detection. goodness! means that terrorists could easily shore up here too....:(

then he opened up another packet of shredded greens and fried fish skins. mixed them together and he threw in 2 packets of funny looking...smelled weird watery dressings. then tossed the whole mess up and walloped with loud surpings....

the way he ate seem damn delicious. i tried too. my god! the shredded greens were actually green unripe mangoes. funny though, it wasn't sour, it was rather sweet and crunchy. eaten with those funny looking dressings and the fried fish skins, it really tasted wonderful!

and mamalee started yelling at me again. "Sar, u greedy ding dong piggy! ....dun u know that's what lauhankoo brought back one huh? if it's hexed, u will suffer and maybe die pain pain...!"

well, not dead yet and still hammering away at the keyboard to post u this....;9)