Monday, March 06, 2006

and suddenly out of the blue, this posting came:
From: leesiaomei 4-Mar 03:44
To: leetahsar 1329 of 1371

83628.1329 in reply to 83628.1311

Dear Leetashar,

Mama name is Ruan MianMian.Im indeed ur long lost daughter .the nite was tian da lei pi(raining cats n dogs)MAMA N AUNTIE LUCY was being hosts to u guys and was drinking alot of beer!!!!then THUNDER STRUCK!!!!Me and jiejie was ur creation !after nite of passion!!!!!!cant u remember a thing at all???fancy MAMA still calling out ur name when she was breathing her last breath!!!!!u really cant remember anything at all????????????????????????????????????????????

MY REPLY:
CHOTTO MATTE!!! HOLD ALL UR HORSES!! u mean u got another jiejie....hold on...hold on...!! this is getting very confusing...i only went once to cambodia...how can there be 2 of u?

OH MY GOD!!! DUN TELL ME....RUAN MIAN MIAN FIRED OUT 2 GIRLS......TWINS!!!

TIAN AH....I AM INNOCENT 我 是 冤 惋!!!!

HELLO...AH MEI...u r not one of my godsons ...playing a joke on me hor....? cos i can sense one u know...i can tell who u know dun pray pray hor...I SUE U THEN U KNOW HOR....to ruin my monk wannabe dream....:9(

NB: i dun drink alcohol...i only sip a bit of red/white wine...

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