PART 2....THE BITCHY JINX...

ALL WAS QUIET in the famiLEE....GLOOM AND DOOM....;9)
pinky was really sad...they said he din walk like a guniang before...u know like a SUPERMODEL with the kar chng kiao kiao....pointy backside. he was normal. walked like a man. talked like a man.
after the anguish of his chiobu good doc wife's death, things changed...DRASTICALLY!!
he sashays instead of walk like man...and drools when he talks...OH MY GOD!! AND HIS FAVORITE COLOR NOW IS ...of all the colors....PINK!!!!!..broom...brrrrm...rrrmmm...THUNDER AND LIGHTNIGING !!!!
he was then like taken the post of DEFENCE MINITOOT....and always sashaying about in the MND or MINISTRY OF NATIONAL DEFENCE.....or simply...MAN OF NO DEEDS....
the bitch appeared...the jinx...she was bitchy. he sashayed...she lagi more sashayed..and their butts bumped into each other...or rather her pussy hammerd his bloodhound...and the whole MND was like...THE HILLS ARE ABLAZED.....WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC......
so they wedded...and the clown now lovingly called pinkie was laid!!...humped!...bonked!!...RAPED!! by the bitchy jinx!!!!
and soon...wahh..ahh..ah...the jinx bombed KK hospital...and next year...she bombed again...and next year...yes she bombed again ...and next...year...*one second pls...*SLAM...SLAM...SLAM!!!*...sorli radio spoiled again....;9)
no lah...she like the world war only bombed twice....so in the end pinkie clown got 4 kids...and the ah lau toa lau kwuee(big embarrassment)...cos then he was the pm and promoting...STOP AT TWO campaign vehemently...and ruthlessly...
he told peasants to stop at 2...GET THEMSELVES STERILISED...u know get their balls tied into knots...and could only fire blank shots.....if not faced the music!!! those who so stupidly heeded the threat are now regretting... FOR LIFE!!
he single handedly enunch almost all the married couples especially most men here in sinkietown....that's why now most are balless to vote them out! ...and now..our population goes into negative brith rate....MATI..AND REGRETTING NOW!!!!........;9(
how how...?...how to enforce this STOP AT 2...when his own clown prince produced twice the amount...4???
so he added a law..newly wedded couple can only bomb KK hospital twice...bombed more than that...sorli.....u were no more subsidised...and ur 3rd child was going to be nationally ostracised....placement in school...last...and only if got vacancy...no free medical follow up care for 3rd child...no income tax rebate...no nothing...better u sell ur 3rd child away...or strangle it ..like u know a nip in the bud to alleviate the parents' burdens in bring up an ostracised innocent child!!!..........;9(
AND NOW HE REGRETTED....COS MINUS BIRTH RATE NOW....ALL THE LAU HANS..WAITING TO DIE...DTHAN SEE..NOT ENOUGH PRODUCTION OF SERFS TO SUPPLY TO MNCS..OR SERVE IN ARMY...SO FT OR FOREIGN TALENTS IMPORT LOR...and the nation sinks further underwater..and hence...SINKIETOWN....;9(
and that my dear readers was our story...THE GOOD DOCTOR, THE CLOWN AND THE BITCHY JINX.....