THE REBELLIOUS LING OF THE LEE

....and our story continues....with the ling of the lee....the only head shrinker daughter of the famiLEE.....
how do i start?.....
oh yes, u can say she's the odd one out....not only in sex..but in look and in blain...WEIRD PUSSY..if u ask me....;9)
of all the people, she got horny and turned on by a bengali....a indian from SRI LANKAN...
the lau eh got so pissed off, he almost hit the coffin planks one time...heart attack!!...and from there on he wasn't in good health..
after the heart block, came the anal block. he got piles. so off he went to the top hospital to have his arse chrome and the piles pulled out...and the whole hospital was like on its toe...all the big docs, small docs, blurred docs...practically everyone was in confusion and trying to pick an arsehair from the almighty lau eh backside...
this male missy was also there...u know what i heard. they got the chioest of the chiobu nurse to shave him naked down south...gel him properly...and poke in a tube opener to prise open his hole so that the top notch arsepicker doc could reach into to pluck out his cherry piles...haahaa....;9)
was told that the rebellious ling of the lee was then like thrown into cold storage...totally estranged from the monarchy...
but as they said good things dun last long...TRUE ENOUGH!!...the mixed colored wedding was not a blessed one...it passed through much strains and ostracisation from her own dynasty...
and pretty soon, the young mixed couple couldn't bear the pressure anymore...especially for the bengali indian. he called it quit! divorced ling of the lee and returned to SRI LANKAN...
lau eh was estactic knowing his beloved daughter was ditched...ling didn't know it was the hand of the monarchy at work...and hence prematurely ended an otherwise quite a beautiful mixed marriage....
good thing she didn't manufacture any mixed pariah offspring...if not she would surely be given the royal white silk to hang herself with..
lau eh welcomed her back wholeheartedly. he proved to the world for he alone could control anyone's fate and destiny...so dun mess with me...like a strong warning to the terrified peasants....
so once back, his ling now became a bit of a ding a ling....she lost faith in man...black ones especially. she cut her hair by herself...and made herself looked like a butch...an AB normal butch...more like a siao char bo...
so siao as she might be...lau eh..bo bian..put her in IMH..no...no..not as a patient but as the top HEAD SHRINKER...so there she stays up till now...TOP HEAD SHRINKER OF IMH....
another weird story from the famiLEE......
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