PART 4

who could that be this time?...great!!...my indian chief and on a sunday night..sure bad news!!
I WAS DEAD WRONG!!..good news instead. told him to pick us up since he was nearby and he agreed.
in a jiffy, he was already waiting outside the hotel. cbs downed her last 6 cups of whiskey coke...and goodness!! expensive $50 and she said KEEP THE CHANGE!...isn't she great!
we reached the waiting TOYOTA.
lts: this is my indian chief...and chiefy, this is cbs from oz..
they shook each other hands. we hopped into the car and proceed to have our vegetarian dinner at LITTLE INDIA.
cbs is a true blue vegan...no meat..BOOZE yes...plenty...meat NO ...NO...
cbs: bob how u know chiefy?
lts: long story...long long story...how'd u find him?...cute...the big, strong...hairy...and bald?
cbs:...(silence)...er...ok...hahahah...ok...
nervous cbs, i could sense cos she was intimidated by his size...and his hairiness...and his fearsome face. cbs loved smooth hairless dude...er...like this cute piggy ..here...hahahaha...;9)
lts: dun worry dearie...my big, strong, dark, hairy and bald indian chief is a cuddly teddy bear...hahahaha....
she laughed finally relieved by my joke...;9)
soon we reached the homely little restaurant at LITTLE INDIA before nearly ground down a couple of indian/bangala FTS who invaded the whole place...they even swarmed the main road like it was their grandfather's road...and every streets were infested by them!!!
cbs was amazed by the neon lights. it was closed to deepavali, the indian new year. the celebration was already started. my indian chief told me this particular sunday there was a mini firewalking ceremony. NO WONDER IT WAS SO BLOODY CRAMPED AND CROWDED!
after reversing and banging a few more bangalas and indians, we alighted and walked towards the restaurant entrance.
wow!! if my dearie were to have come alone...she would have all the black missiles erected and pointed at her...every blacks there were oggling and drooling after her...some were even colliding with the other...it was really a comical sight!
u know...when dearie walked...her voluminous twin volcanoes went up and down...bouncing one more round...down and up!...no joke!
we entered the restaurant finally snaking through the congestion. after ushering to our seat, i went into action. I WAS FAMISHED...dearie was having her bladder exploded from all those drinks she downed...she headed for the ladies...i head for the buffet table....with my chiefy hot behind my trail.
we started grabbing our food...wow!! garlic naan....thosai...oooh...those fragrant smooth curries...and yes..the papaddum keropok....oolalal...spaghetti....yummy!! dhaal and other assorted spicy veggie...
after piling up our plates, we returned to our table ...ready to dig in.....hahahaha....;9)

as i was eating, i couldn't help how bitchy cbs could get. she kept sending all those winking eye signal over my shoulder. and this young captain kept walking past our table...there she went again another horny wink!
oh..dearie...dearie....u r really bitchy!! thought you might be high. i worried for u...ur dinner was ur booze. yes, she asked for whiskey coke again.
i went for 3 or 4 rounds of my food...she down almost 6 rounds of booze...gosh!!...if she knocked herself off...i told myself ME GOING TO SELL HER OFF THE THE WAITING BANGALAS AND INDIANS OUTSIDE THE SHOP...who were drooling and peeking in at her...what else...her monstrous godsend deadly boobs!
half way through our dinner, in came another indian chief. his name was raj. then my chiefy and that raj started to yanalei..yanalei...shaking their heads as they chatted in indian...search me!..i dunno what talking them...me only knows INDIAN FOUL WORDS.....;9)
raj sat himself down and joined us for the buffet. this bugger wasted no time to order whisky coke like cbs...oh brother!! why the hell chiefy asked him to join us. this indian kept sending winks to cbs...and she returned the winks...
great it was a wink wink electrifying dinner i was having then....;9(
now come the irritating indian calculation part. chiefy pulled me to one corner and whisper into my ear......