shit!!..the gross shits!!...

12pm. lunches for patients.

ah pek took his congee.
12.30pm.
male missy o' me sprang into action. with vaseline, enema bullet suppository, gauzes in my steel dish, i approached ah pek.
lts: ah pek, pang sai hor.....terng kor ( take off trouser).
i enclosed him with roller curtain screens. stripped his pants down to the ankle. turned him on his side.
lts: ah pek, toot kar chng....(poke backside)...pang yo (insert medicine which was the suppository)....relax hor...ah pek....relax....breath in...breath out...yes...good boy!...in ...out....
i put on rubber glove, applied ample vaseline to my index finger. applied some onto his butthole and standby bullet suppository. with a swift gliding insertion, the suppository was all the way in.
plonk! i retrieved my index finger. and shit! the ah pek had sang his mari kita!!.......*blush*.
i left a bedpan under his butt.....and left to clear all the things and prepared for the next sample collection procedure.
12.45pm
returned with the stupid small circular container and that monster spatula or oversize ice cream stick.
i was masked now. HELL!! the stinking fucking stench!! i still could smell it the brown gruesome mass in the bedpan with all those equally yucky wiped tissues. sheesh!
the houseman was right though....;9( ....tiny worms, bloodied stool and dunno what other sickening nonsense inside there.
what to do? started digging lor!
the monster spatula was just to big for the round sample container. with my left hand holding onto the container, i slided over it with the digusting stinking abnoxious brown mass.
hell!..hell!...HELL! the shits were all over my left hand in between in my index and thumb.
finally the sample fully done, sealed and labelled. my left hand was messy with shits on the index and thumb. yuck!!
it was freaking stinky!!. i washed, scrubbed with soap and even PRINTOL ...but the sickening stench like still stuck to it!
1pm. lunchtime.
i ordered beefballs kuay teow. it smelled good. it looked good. but when i dig in, the balls looked like the poos sample. i couldn't stand it any more. off i headed for the toilet and puked my guts out!
that's it! no more lunch or food for now...*blech...blech!*....i only drank a cup of fruit juice and that was my only lunch for the day....
that conclude my shits and balls missy tale.....'9(