after chinjiagong, it' sibeikang's turn.....

oh shit! why did i lent my hp to sibeikang unwittingly? luckily i deleted most of chinjiagong's smses except one...

"TAhsar, u free now? pls call me..."

then the interrogation of leetahsar began....

"what did she talk to u about?" sbk started.

"what...what?" me defence up. "no lah, she asked me to give her my mean spaggi recipe lah...why leh?"

"pls leh, sar...tell me leh....i damn pek chek u know!"

"about what...ur teetujia? u miss bonking ur teetujia after ur jb satays is it?" i replied rather sarcastically.

"told u nothing happen after the satay....why u dun believe me leh?" sbk liked closed to tear...like a little boy being wrongly accused.

"aiyah! kang....u did nothing wrong...there's nothing to fear....."

....shit! sbk called...time off...got free makan...will report tonight...cherrio and ciao!

then a reader interrupted:
From: postnew 24-Feb 14:06
To: leetahsar 1191 of 1238

83628.1191 in reply to 83628.1189

<< luckily i deleted most of chinjiagong's smses except one... >>

heng ah... or not another famous 10 minutes video ( Tammy) will hit the market.

*Tammy was the latest faze happening in this sinkieland. she is a NANYANG POLYTECHIC student who used her handhpone to film her XXX different positions lovemaking with her bf...andy (i think). then she lost her handphone. some joker picked it and download the whole xxx scene in the internet....and now it's the talk and rage of the town...police are trying to locate the downloader and hell! once found out, this joker is going to get it pain pain...it's 10 mins display is even on sale in e-bay.

today sunday's times reported that it was already distributing in penang for a price of MR$10 (s$4.5) for a piece of DVD .....

From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 24-Feb 15:21
To: postnew 1192 of 1238

83628.1192 in reply to 83628.1191

Tammy Chin n Bob Lee production?

From: leetahsar 24-Feb 20:04
To: postnew 1193 of 1238

83628.1193 in reply to 83628.1191

omg! why am i always omg now? one more time...oh my buddha!!!

cjg and sbk already very messy with the intervention of teetujia...and now there's another gf and another gf...my buddha!! getting very very entreating and confusing....just like my italian pal's charpalang paolo bonk fernando + monica bonk gloria bonk franscisco bonk hrc ...wah lao eh! all this bonking, laying, jacking, humping...poking...sucking...licking..frenchie...are overloading my otherwise tranquility...and now cjg and sbk and ttj and gf..and gf...my god...history repeating...and actually guan wo pi si!!!??? ....;9(

so, chu ba jie and sun wo kong, can u 2 pls dun aggravate and drive ur tang san chan sifu banana with 2 big coconuts....can or not huh? pls leh?...i m going explode pretty soon.....;9(....and so give me a few minutes....let me calm down and i report what happen when i abruptly went with sibeikang...many thing happened...one of which i was covered with....GOLD LEAVES....24K GOLD LEAVES....STAY TUNED....