He asked the monk what was the significance of the two. The monk explained that in the Chinese system of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the two statues ensured that the universal balance was maintained.

"This statue of the woman is the Goddess of Mercy, Kuan-Yin."

"What about the other one?" asked the tourist.

In a hushed voice, the monk said, "This one is the God of No Mercy, Kuan-Yew."

ANOTHER LAU LEE JOKE:

when indira gandhi, ex-pm of india died and went to heaven, god came to receive her at the entrance and led her in....same when our president otc died, god was also there to lead him into the gate of heaven.

finally, it was lau lee's turn to kong off. he arrived at the heaven's gate. nobody came to welcome him. he was puzzled and asked an angel to relay to god that he was here now finally....

god was at the throne frowning in deep thought. finally he told the angel, "Man, i can't leave this seat u know...the moment i step up and go greet this lau lee of sinkietown, he will sure to usurp my godly seat....then how huh?"