LAUHANKOO'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED......SAD ;9(

I WAS DAMN DAMN WRONG ABOUT MY lauhankoo father....

the buddhist beads all of a sudden snapped......a sign of bad omen. i told him and explained to him to behave properly....just like a father teaching a son...only now in a reversed manner....

yesterday, i overhead him again on his mobile calling all his hankoos gang to prepare spiders shooting with their sperm missiles again...

and hell! he just finished praying in the temple.....his horoscope is a dog...and this year although it's a DOG YEAR, it's no good if u r a dog...:(

so i advised him to go to the nearby temple and pray to TAI SWEE....for peace of mind...and for protection. then he was back.....and so busy with his mobile arranging for spiders hunting in haaydai again.

mamalee gave me a good dressing for reminding hankoo to go pray. she said, "TAHsar, u eat full nothing to do is it?" her loud stereo started. "what the hell u go tell the bloody hankoo to go pray in temple?...like that bad for u all younger ones, u know?"

"huh?" i was blurred and dumbfounded. "mum, why cannot tell? it's like if there's a cup of poison and u dun tell hankoo, he goes drink it, u become the murderer, u know?.." i started er...pai seh...my lame preaching on her. "but if we tell him, then he still drinks it, then it's no more our problem...it's his. he asking for it...to die!"

"ya...die...die...DIE UR HEAD!" she retorted, stereo getting even louder. "always tell u, fuck care him...u dun want to listen....he treats u like shit...u still want to save him....let him go and die! he prayed already...any ass luck will instead befall on the younger ones...then u want him to live long long and irritate us non stop is it? u get it u, stupid shit!!"........

couldn't stand it any longer, i reminded lauhankoo about the bad tiding omen...i could sense it...i fear this might be my last time seeing him.....and i was hoping let me robe up first before he really need to go....u know hand in his ID card....aiyah...MATI...DIE...GO TO HELL...understand? ;9(

then i noticed the blue and black seal i hantam on his cheek and eye....dissipated...gone...shit! no wonder his nonsense was starting again....already yesterday started. my hantam suppressing seal was broken...shit! :(

threatened to smash up my newly bought pc again...for nothing..dunno what's going on in his freaking jerk mind....and quarrel with mamalee again...and i tot i was basking in bliss....haizzz!

"why u din cook dinner yesternight?" he asked mamalee in a very demanding tone.

"cook for what? din u go out for dinner with one of ur daughter who belanja u expensive and shiok japanese food?" mamalee retorted in an angry tone. "cooked already who eat? tahsar wasn't in.....so u want me to throw all away later, is it?" louder and louder as she continued pacifying the bloody lauhankoo.

well, for the time being, that shut his gab up for good....

and yesternight....the irritation started again...this morning...it continued ...and now mamalee in a fit of anger, char bok from house slamming the door behind her. din even tell me where she was heading. :(

so now, left with me and the bloody lauhankoo. he was very busy now...talking to his spider spirits mei meis one after anther in haaydai...then talking to his lauhankoos gang telling them when go buy bus fares and standby for spider hunting season...shit!!

u tell me how lah? how man? shall i let my fist do the talking again?....bloody lauhankoo....this might be the last time, u fire ur sperm missiles...dun say i din warn u...cos if u die cock standing there, the entire family will just leave u there...cock standing! sad....and ornitoufo to him.....:9(