..THE SILENT WEEPY WIFEY

waited and waited for ah lau to called me for lunch...no phone rang....
then it rang...oh great!...god of fortune pal called me for EQUINOX HIGH TEA....now i was in a fix...wait for lau han or go for 3pm high tea at the top of raffles city?
ok...of course high tea with gof...cos i knew i won't need to pay. if with lau han, maybe i gotta end up paying...and me quite broke...yesterday already paid for chinjiagong lunch and taxi fare....:(
yes...yesterday....i haven't contnued what happened during our meeting.....
suppose to meet chinjiagong at toa payoh hdb hub for lunch. she wanted to explain to me exactly what was going on between she and sbk....
she drove there. after parking, we met and headed to PISSoff HUT...cos there no business....so quiet to talk....
me was hungry so i ordered most of the items on special offered there...as we ate, chinjiagong shoved me the letter and ttj's pic (deleted cos sbk read it here..and demanded it be deleted...or else....)
me was shocked. my eyes almost popped out...i couldn't believe what i read..and that ttj. she was the low hipster lady (like not wearing any undies) whom sbk had brought me to meet her before...
and that romantic flirtatious love letter...oh my god!...if i were to be a girl...i would surely strip and asked him for his hound...haahaa...;9)
it was suddenly cleared to me. all this while, sbk painted a fantastic illusively wrong picture about ccg and smoked me...so that i was like dun quite approved and like her...her attitude ...her behaviour...and her bitchiness...
BUT NO!...this wasn't really the case. it was the reversed.....i should have known it when i was delivering with sbk. he was already flirting with new girls...even got a blue tooth to convenient his flirtings while he drove his lorry.....
and he seem to enjoy it...:(
so now...it was all clear to me..and ccg broke down and cried openly....i told her maybe we should be going to my temple. dai shi heng was waiting there for us...
and the stupid mini couldn't start....kong off again! so we took a cab to the temple.
dai shi heng was about to leave. on seeing us, he welcomed us and three of us sat down. chen ge started his counselling session...WOW!...REALLY ADMIRED HIM FOR HIS SUPER INSIGHT!
the way he explained using the prajaparamita heart sutra was out of this world...how i wish i could have expressed so eloquently and effectively like him....
his final verdict on the whole thing....
sbk was like a very playful cat. he loved catching mouse. but when he caught one. he didn't eat it. he played with it until it was half dead. then he discard and target another poor mouse.
the half dead mouse is chinjiagong...the next target mouse would be ttj.....
he advised ccg to let free this hopeless heartless guy....no point crying, breaking heart...or even die for him...he wouldn't be sad...on contrary he would be too glad. then he would be free "to catch the next mouse to play with".
sbk was like a cancerous tumour. he only brought pain and suffering cos he was such a person so deep in lust...and greed of pleasure....he could do that to his current wife...he could do that to the next woman or even the next wife....
so the advice was: cut off the tumour. discard. pain for a while better than pain forever...free oneself for the suffering. why attached to it?
our parents give us life and would be sad if we are suffering...and not living happily....would u want ur children to suffer...would u want ur married daughter to be crying and sad everyday over some romeo jerk?
NO!...time to cut and discard...dun adhere to the suffering...discard the tumour once and for all!
well, my power preaching chen ge...I SALUTE U!!
and as ccg was listening and nodding...she was weeping bitterly...and in no time...she used up the whole roll of toilet paper i passed it to her...and need to get another...:(
and i so pai seh....chen ge admired my kaypohness...FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE...I WAS APPRECIATED FOR MY KAYPOHING!!
he said tahsar was like a bodhisttava...he brought u to me...and u came...if u din meet tahsar...u still dunno how or what to do by wallowing silently in ur suffering...
and if today's counselling...u felt better...it wasn't me to have help u...it was tarshar's credit...cos he brought u here to our temple...and coincidentally u met me....
he was about to leave the temple...i called him...and "booked" him to wait for a while on the way to see him...with a girl pal...and there...the destiny was created....
so now ccg was much stronger and more decisive and knew what the next step to take....she would be voluteering her service to our temple next week.
we are having a incantation to chant for the deads...7th MONTH...THE MONTH OF THE HUNGRY GHOSTS BEGINS...u know...
so u r welcomed to join us...every sunday 3pm...chen ge would preach...and his preaching is very dynamic and powerful...better than any pastor i know...and practical cos it's buddhism..and straight away u can relate it to ur daily happening or mishappening....
join us....sometime got free makan...that was what attracted this greedy piggy in the first place...haahaa...;9)
and now ...i will ornitoufo to chinchiagong...hope she has enlightened...and felt light...
and a multi ornitoufos to sibeikang...my ignorant and foolishly lost brother who still refuses to admit multitasking timings is a big sin...and he like still very defiant and proud of it...
AND SO BE IT....LET HIM GO TASTE THE RETRIBULATION OF HIS SINS...HIS EVILS...AND HIS KARMIC BAD EFFECT...it will be sooner than he thinks...
ornitoufo...sbk...if u r reading this...NO ONE IS SADDER THAN ME NOW....ornitoufo to u...
this is the last time u will be meeting...talking...and even scolding me...for the things i have done to u...and for ur still ignorant and greedy lusty mind....MAY THE LIGHT OF THE MERCIFUL BUDDHA AWAKENs ALL UR SINS...AND MAKE U REPENT..REGRET...AND RECTIFY...
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY U CAN WIN BACK UR WIFEY AND SON....ornitoufo to u....
our story would have to end here...cos from here one...i wanna to be out of the couple clashes liao....
the end of story....(for the time being)...
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