Sunday, July 23, 2006

YES...IT WAS A BLING BLING!!
what's that u asked?
A ONE CARAT DIAMOND as big as my monster pimple! it was a loose stone.
he picked it up. stared hard at it. kept it and wait for jap bf to return from work which was going to be pretty soon as it was like almost 6pm +....
DING DONG! that must be jap at the door.
daintily he hopped to open it. once the door closed behind them, the loving smooches started......*smacks....smacks...kissess..kissess...sucks..sucks..*....and yucks..and yucks to me!!!
the jap was hot. he was hot. and they kissed. they embraced each other. all hands and legs were so busily entwined with each other.
they were liked doing the sensual samba and pirouetted all the way to the bedroom. by then, a trail of trousers, shirts, tie...and undies were strewn from the hall all the way to the bedroom....and the humping, the moaning, the groaning and wrestling match began...and oomphs..and arrghs...and wooo..and ahhhs...and YES...YES..YES!!
and all silence......
both of the lovers just laid on the bed...still in tight embrace.
LONG then open the small cabinet at his side of the bed. took out a tissue paper. wrapped it. walah!....a sparkling diamond!
the jap's eyes suddenly became very enlarged from a slit...
"where u got that?" jap asked.
"while cleaning ur wardrobe.." long replied.
"wow, it's a $13k belgium diamond A grade i bought for my gf when she was here...and shit!!...she lost it in the wardrobe!!" jap was a bit worked up. he din know his jap gf actually lost his diamond....he was furious. then he smiled. see how dramatic japs can be....;9)
CHOTTO MATTE...CHOTTO MATTE!!! (means WAIT!)
DID WE JUST HEAR THAT JAPS HAVE A YIPPINESE GF????
oh my god!!...i could not stop munching on my satays that i just ordered....my eyes almost popping out as i learnt of this....what a tale to behold!!!..........
to be cont'd.....

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