this bak kut teh shop was like the holy land of bak kut teh. so many pics of local and foreign celebrities all pasted on the wall. in fact all the whole walls were filled with pics taken with the lauhankoo boss there.
oh...fei yu ching there...and yes, sandra ng....wow...the whole TENSION boys....and the defunct ENERGY boys...oops!!...how come DA PAI SAR, chen chin pei also got there??...as i was engrossed admiring and calling to all those celebrities' names, sbk was rather pissed and gave me a good dressing, "BOB, pls behave urself leh....quit blabbling those names lah...see du ho(look ok) ...keep ur bloody gape shut...for heaven's sake!"
huh??...like that also cannot??....i could sense an uncanny tension gradually building up in sbk....he was like very exhilirated ...and like very nervous..very uneasy...all the complicated mixed feeling welling within him...and he was definitely a guy picking on innocent poor piggy that night....
i regretted coming out as a lamp post in between chinjiagong and sibeikang....should have left the estranged squabbling couple in their very rare intimate moment...
silly piggY!!...always eyeing for free makan...and the incessant grilling from that bloody sbk continued throughout our makan....
we ordered our bak kut..but i only wanted the soup. like that also the sbk screwed me!...so i just obliged and asked for the cheapest....$5 normal bak kut.
however, when my serving came, i gave all the bak kut to sbk and cjg. only sipped and tasted the soup. i already eaten my dinner....it was like 9pm +.
alamak!! lame man!!...pepper and garlic....nothing else!! thought it was special like the KL one...alamak!! damn bloody so so only....this place was overly exaggerated and over rated!
as this piggy was commenting this to sbk, he became grouchy again..and gave me a good dressing down. " BOB, SHUD THE FUCK UP AND EAT UR FOOD!"
what is wrong with this guy here???....i almost puked!!....i almost wanted to smack him...or splashed him with my peppery soup...what the hell is going into him???...i regretted sitting there and still pretending to smile....under normal circumstances, i would stand up and leave the place...NO FACE GIVEN!!....;9(


i dun care. i ate and i continue to comment...HEY THERE!!...CHEN LEI...the hokien king singer....oh my god!! stefanie there!...
"one more rice, please!" suddenly chinjiagong blurted. sbk looked at me. i looked back at him. my goodness! this girl's appetite tonight was damn good!...
as if not enough, CAN WE HAVE THE YUE CHAR KWAI...1 bowl, please!!....wow lau eh!!....cjg, sure or not?.....then MORE SOUP PLEASE...and a cup of tea less sugar, pls.....
i was shocked. this girl really could eat!!
soon, she ate up everything except the bowls and plates.....sbk settled the bills. we proceed to his moke and he sent her back to yishun.
i waited in his moke while sbk accompanied cjg up to her floor. feeling kind of bo liao, i called sibeipine and told him i was with his brother and ah soh.
BOOM PAK BOOM..BOOM...PAK..BOOM! a blaring music was heard in the background of his mobile. sbp asked me to bring sbk to come visit him in ktv room at EXCELSIOR HOTEL later.
soon sbk approached the moke. he looked like he was teary just now. i could send his dejection and inner sadness or disappointment.
he sped his moke off...i nearly flew off the low dunno what with 4 wheeler. no door. no roof...no nothing...THIS IS WHAT A MOKE IS!
the moon was really bright and round and big....there i went again....MEMORY...NOT A SOUND IN THE MOONLIGHT....abruptly i stole a glance at sbk. i knew he was feeling kind of sore within. i was trying to divert his thought. he was deadly silent.
"how, sbk?" i couldn't stand it any longer to wait for him to speak up. "how...did u ask wifey to come back to u?"
sbk:........ (slient)
me: HOW??!!....say something leh!! (loud and irritated)
sbk: what u want me to say, bob? (quite pissed)
me: got ask cjg to come back with son or not??!! (louder, angry)
sbk: can't be bother lah....if she wants to come home...then come lor...i cannot be bother....i got better things to do....
me: shit!! sbk!!...shit to u two idiots!!....
awkard quiet. sbk looking blankly as he jammed the accelerator...and we sped on faster.
me: can u please slow down....if not i puke!!
he laughed and slowed down.
me: look here, sbk....no matter whether u think u r right or wrong....just coax her back...if she comes back, the small one...ur son will be back too....agree to whatever demands she asks for....
sbk turned and stared blankly at me eye wide opened.
me: get her back home....court her back..bluff bluff submit to her demands...then slowly train her to submit back to u when she is back...U DAMN STUPID LEH!!
eyes getting bigger...and so was his mouth. totally muted. but still blank. didn't know what to retort me...simply STOOMP!
me: if u dun react, she told me just now at the bak kut teh while u went to the gents. she shall proceed divorce against u...when she starts , there's no turning back...and u will lose pain pain...SHE GOT ALL UR EVIDENCES with all the teetus u rumba with....
sbk, finally said something: aiyah bob....slowly lah...dun bother lah...i know what to do...
me: dun say i din warn u hor....she is serious this time..dun under estimate her....u stand to lose not only her but ur cute clever son, ok....
sbk: thanks, bob....i know what to do...
me: and yes, ur old man asked me to relay this message to u....if his grandson goes and calls another man , FATHER....he and ur whole tribe would feel very embarrassed!
silent. blank stare. jammed accelerator and we reached EXCELSIOR HOTEL in a jiffy!

....to be cont'd....