PART 2

i still got a grandfather retro SWAN PANTY undies which i haven't told yet...this one sure would blow ur mind to pieces...so embarrassing....;9(
u remember if u were in middle age now, that in the 60s, men rarely wore colored undies. they were more squarish like me. i only wore china-made white cotton undies SWAN BRAND...and i had to call it SWAN PANTY....cos i was surprised...my grandma wore that too!!
as in granny's panties...hahahaha....;9)
it was because of this finding that i graduated to colored branded briefs.
anyway, it was a more traumatic experience that really made me switch to colored undies.....;9(

chump liao!...;9(
u mean henceforth i m branded the undieman uncle...jialat! all these undies zany stories real u know...ok...for u i will now tell about my traumatic experiences wearing honest to goodness white cotton undies...i notoriously named SWAN PANTIES....cos grandma wore that too....so pai seh!...hahahaha....;9(
when i was in primary school, i was undieless ie. no undies for me. why? i dunno. but now even my 3 yr old nephew already starting wearing WINNIE THE POOH branded undies!
er...u want that undies story too??
cos the jewel and the anconda were already developing, so mamalee said must exercise some modesty and cover those precious up. she bought me my first china made cotton briefs...SWAN PANTIES.
not cheap u know. it was like $3 per pc. so at that time was considered 'branded' SWAN. my old man wore CROCODILE white cotton briefs. up till today it's still CROCODILE for him..that's why he such a 'buaya' himself, too...hahahahaha....;9) and must feast on hat yai teetus regularly...;9(
so to continue the story, u know why mamalee bought me those white cotton briefs. has anyone of u in my era ever asked ur mum why they must buy white cotton brief for the sons?
ok...i tell u. all the mums wanted to know when u would have ur first wet dream...all the stained evidence there!!...;9(
OH SHIT!!...the girls are reading too and now they know about our little boys' secrets! after mum knew my first embarrassing wet dream evidence, she double boiled special sex health tonic for me. oh please!..not aphrodisiac kind...just gonads tonic to boost faster development of my mandom mojo lah....not to make me feel horny and have recurrent wet dreams...just a natural boosting to being a macho man.....hahahaha....;9)
so year in year out, it was SWAN PANTIES until i was sec 4. white cotton SWAN undies were hopelessly inferiorly manufactured. it usually tattered in no time. since i wore inside, no one would be able to peep at it. mamalee refused to replace unless the rubber was really loose.
do u all know how embarrassing when u had to go swimming with ur classmates? they were already wearing colored branded CROCODILE undies and me...STILL IN MY LAU AH PEK SWAN PANTIES!....;9(
when the panties was wet, u see a hairy black spider hiding inside...and it drooped making u looked like a tua lumpar guy....*so embarrassing!*....;9(
so usually after i swam, i would go the the toilet cubicle dried up and also changed at the same time. i definitely won't want to be branded with the 'ah pek teh kor with the tua lumpar!'
i skipped the showering part.
.......to be continued....