drugged, dragged and thrown into TeeTuCave

today the worst of the worst happened (almost) onto me.....;9(

after la me in her hot shorts pants left after our meetup, sotong drugged me ! and with the cheongster, they dragged me by the balls and threw the limp me into the teetu cave in geylang lor 16....
i was almost done...this tang san chan....*boo...hoo..hoo* was nearly....was almost....was so close....*boo hoo...hoo...!*
ur nutritious caixim and soton was having a field day watching me....*boo...hoo..hoo..hoo..*....
er ...caixim u wanna follow up in a new nasty thread of what u and sotong and ur gang of teetujia and teetulaukuaybu and teetukong...and worst a teetulauahmah did to this 24K mint piggy??....*weep...weep...sniff...sniff!*
stay tuned for the day piggy was ALMOST eaten alive by teetus in PAN SHI TONG!

la mei called for triad meeting today. so as obeissance to her grossly tattooed husb, the piggy had to oblige my ah mei.
i tot...GOODIE! ME GOING TO BE ALONE WITH AH MEI...but NO! when about to leave for the appointment, caixim smsed me: I M AT UR Q'TOWN MRT. PLS COME GET ME TO THE VENUE OF MEETING.
now what the hell is he doing there....and so punctual? he's invited too? question marks started floating in my fat piggy head. so bo bian, i ran all the way to fetch caixim to the meetup. won't wanna be late so that dun offend the dai soh obasan.
we reached mei ling hc after a brief brisk walk from the mrt station. when our hainanese kopi came, so did la mei.
wowsay!! really itsy bitsy hotpants with revealing straps from her pink G-strings on her slender hips. she must be wearing her baby daughter's t-shirt which said 1 HOT MAMA!.
oh yes! she was! and exposed a dot - her tattooed navel pierced with a small ringing bell when she walked towards us. she must be drooling when she saw the cute huggy carebear caisim sitting next to me.
wiping away the droops at her lip corners with a tissue, she extended her arm to shake caisim. hoping that she would be shaking lower, caixim nosebled and was wiping frantically his redden nostril.....;9)
as for this blur disappointed piggy...oh well! tot it would be a one to one meetup. seem like it was going to be another afternoon threesome sexsion! and soon the sipped teh c in my mouth also drooled out of the corner of my dejected crooked lips....;9(
after all the shaking and hugging, we settled down. i tot that was it. we were going to jiak hong with la mei in her 2-seaters SLK200 and caixim sitting on my lap and suddenly in came sotong.
of all people...SOTON!! why??!!...oh well again! if couldn't threesome than foursome also not bad.
the moment soton sat down, he asked "where's mr chiohunk VINCE??...i keep wet dreaming about him...where's he??"
caixim and me were shocked wide eyed looking blur at each other and asked, WHAT CHIOHUNK VINCE??
la mei blushed. "her wifey's back. he's on call and on heavy or rather heaving duty now...so it was a last minute unexpected twist..." she explained apologetically.
oh well!....la mei's target, caixim was here. soton's wasn't. as for the blur piggy who was scratching his piggyhead: WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE THEN??
the electrifying sequence commenced the moment la mei set eyes on her nutritious caixim. he on the other hand was a fullblooded cheongster now and the bulge there was having the flag raising ceremony. no wonder he was in baggy pants today.....;9(
poor dejected soton. his chioVINCE wasn't here. so disheartened! so bo herh, hay ya ho. translated means: no fish, then eat the prawn lor. and since also no prawn, then eat the nutritious caixim!. he started to shoot bak at caixim too.
la mei shot higher volts. sotong increased his voltage too. this piggy who was slurping away at his lor mee was nearly fried in between all the crossfire of high seductive voltages....hahahaha....;9)
SHE BAM..SHE BAM....rang la mei's RICKY MARTIN'S SHE BANGS telephonic ringing tone.
bzzzz...zz! her electricity suddenly waned off. she got up. "sorry guys, got to go....da ge calls. EMERGENCY...bia chui time(gang fight on) !!"
before anyone of us could said another word, ZOOOMMMMMM...her mercz already burnt the road with the tyre tracks. in a puff of exhaust smoke, she was gone.
now what??....yes ...now what??....now boo..hoo..hoo...both sotong and caixim turned their horniness on me...this poor blur mee slurping piggy still unaware what was about to happen to him.
i sipped the teh c...and bingo...knocked off liao!...
knocked off means i dunno what happened next. when i blur blur opened my eyes...i was like in a cave full of spider webs..i saw the road that soton's car turned into...GEYLANG LOR 16.....
caixim will now follow in details...(take it with a pinch of salt)....me still saved my 24K mint condition..nearly...hahahaha....;9)