Monday, January 15, 2007

PART 3 the teetucave

as if that wasn't enough, soton the schemer of poor piggy o' me join in the field day report....

BlueSoton1
Jan-14 12:18 pm
To:
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
(7 of 91)

PART 2 of Autopcy Report
with uncle piggy fat, over weight body, he dashed to the OKT with an amazing 100m world record speed, shit, he used to say he cant run, due to his leg cartilage pain, but when situation called for it, he surprise us with miracle.
he eagerly asked the OKT the price range, types of services, the origins of the products, n my GOD, he even asked how much is the 70+ ah mah, n the room rate for staying for ONE MONTH !!!!!!!
the super friendly OKT was a bit annoyed, if the hot tempered cid man were to be the OKT, he will kick his ass forcefully, make sure one kick, n uncle is out of this house of nature.....
akan dadang................

so i bo bian...must clarify my innocence....i m still innocent and 24k mint condition what...


leetahsar
Jan-14 12:22 pm
To:
BlueSoton1
(8 of 91)

72.8 in reply to 72.7
oh....so that's why u kept asking me about how to spell C A R T I L A G E...u bloody silly toot soton!!
and yes...it's AUTOPSY ....with an S not C! c is for C LAN KUI!

AND HERE'S PART 3


leetahsar
Jan-14 12:28 pm
To:
BlueSoton1
(9 of 91)

72.9 in reply to 72.7
[he even asked how much is the 70+ ah mah, n the room rate for staying for ONE MONTH !!!!!!!}
ok...ok. this one i must explain and tell the whole story from the start in the car.
kaixim suddenly got compassionate and told me that ah mah and ah ermm and lau aunties are also trying to make an indecent living there.
their rates are super duper cheap and cater to the bangalas, indians and other ftS. there bunch of FTs like the old ladies cos after removing their dentures, bj to them was the only way to send them back home in their heavenly bliss....;9(
and u know all these FTs work very very hard digging and other heavy duty stuffs. they are dicks too and need some form of release. their whole bodies soring with aches and 'hongs' or winds so they need to rid them.
all these laukuaybus or old gingers or lau ah mahs could rid it for them with their antique dried up abalones they possess.
i m so bad to describe them this way....sorry...;9(...but really where are the badly needed welfare from our glabrmen for these bunch of sad old dames?
there another lie from the emperor of clown, pinkie!....sad....;9(

when they threw me into one of the cubicle. i slowly regained my consciousness. an old lady was caressing me...not down there but up here on my head with a moist towel.
she gave me some chinese herbal tea and RINGGGGGGGG!!!.....everything back to normal and i sat up to thank her for saving my modesty....hahahaha....;9)
i heard laughter outside the main hall. went out after smiling and thanking the motherly lady to rejoin with caisim and horny sotong.
there sitting on soton's lap was none other OKT or orh (his surname) kui tao, his name and owner of this chickenhouse.
on caixim's lap was a transexual DADA who had honeydew bosom about the size of my dearie's! oh course, i knew that was fake and siliconed.
caixim buried his monky head into the big artificial boobs. i thought he might be suffocated within! sotong was having a smirking good time while jerking the okt on his vital lap area.
they abruptly stopped when they saw piggy appeared...
well.. me had gone round the world so many times. what i haven't seen? so i wasn't in as much astonished than them. i asked okt: IS THAT KINDLY MAMASAN WHO ATTENDED TO FAINTED ME one of his girls?
okt: dun anyhow say leh!! (quite offended but still a bit amused)
then the motherly obasan came out to serve me more tea. oh my god!!! okt resembled her...and vice versa....*blush!!* i was so embarrassed and felt damn stupig! and apologised profusely to both of them.
caixim and soton laughed so hard that DADA was thrown off onto the floor and soton jerked the okt even higher in spasms with his laughter! so much so, the okt got to excuse himself to the toilet to clean up. he just wetted his pants from soton's laughing horny thrustings!
i think the incessant laughters of these 2 horny guys burnt out more calories than what they were doing just now. caixim said he laughed so much, he was feeling hungry. soton too said he was hungry after all the groin thrusting at okt's butt.
i suggested why dun we head for old airport rd for dinner. it was getting late anyway. all agreed. off we went. instead to old airport hc, sotong drove us to...OH NO!!! another chickens territory...JOO CHIAT RD where FT chickens were abundant...the vietnamese mei meis...
as we walked along this uncharted path, we got so many electrifying winks shoot baks at us...we began to sing a choir of marikita, our beloved national anthem flag raising ceremony together in our pants!!
hiazz!! here we go again...the bulges in all our pants....;9(

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