FLAMMING POST FROM 21 TO 40

KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
2-Sep 18:34
To:
leetahsar
21 of 100

116491.21 in reply to 116491.19
""i treat him as my own son""
Oh man, this is worse that I expected. You regard him like a son and you oogle at his underwear???
""u wanna rent my pigeonholes...me got 2 more rooms...""
No thanks, a straight guy like me has no wish to be sodomized in the middle of the night.
Kaixin1



BabaEro11
2-Sep 18:42
To:
leetahsar
22 of 100

116491.22 in reply to 116491.14
get urself a wife.


leetahsar
2-Sep 18:43
To:
laksa_boy unread
23 of 100

116491.23 in reply to 116491.18
yes why dun both u sleep with each other...perfect match!

leetahsar
2-Sep 18:49
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
24 of 100

116491.24 in reply to 116491.21
oogle ur head...
he dropped his undies into my personal undies pail...and it gotta to be red some more...and u people started all the funny wild imagination...
i was having lunch this afternoon with my cid dudi...and hell he said ...gently advised me not to post liao...he told me my lah sup posting is creating bad image of me...which he thinks it isn't fair to me.....
i told him like i told everyone here...
THEIR MINDS...THEY CAN CONJURE WHATEVER THEY THINK OF ME...I BO CHAP....
IF THEY THINK I M GAY...THEN OK LOR...GAY TO THEM LOR...
THINK I M TEEKO...THEN TEEKOOPEK LTS TO THEM AGAIN...
at the end of the day....it's between me and my conscience and GOD....GUAN THEM PI SHI!....and their thoughts to me is like GUAN WO PI SHI, too!....
so no problem....u think what u like of me...and i should be what that is conjured up by ur contorted blain...
peace be with u....ornitoufo.....;9)


leetahsar
2-Sep 18:51
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
25 of 100

116491.25 in reply to 116491.21
>a straight guy like me has no wish to be sodomized in the middle of the night.<
er...maybe i check with my weird FT IT tenant whether he wants ur karchngkang or not??.....;9)

leetahsar
2-Sep 18:52
To:
BabaEro11
26 of 100

116491.26 in reply to 116491.22
or ur bitches in ur PALAWAN bitch....;9)


KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
2-Sep 19:00
To:
leetahsar
27 of 100

116491.27 in reply to 116491.24
Hahahah. You truly are funny.
Relax man, I didn't say being gay is a crime. I just observed you are steering more and more in that direction.
Just basing my comments on your posts .... nothing more. Tell your fren to have some sense of humour too .... no one's gonna put in in the doghouse just because you are fascinated by red underwear.
Besides I don't know you personally so your name is just a 9-letter word to me; can u really blame to for adding "6" behind?
HAHAHAHA
Kaixin1



leetahsar
2-Sep 19:15
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
28 of 100

116491.28 in reply to 116491.27
er...what '6'...u mean like this.....;9)...not 6 what..it's a 9...'6' would be like this.......;6)
oh u mean 6 as it rhymns with SEX...u dirty bugger u!!
i love 9 instead of 6...and definitely not a 69 or a 96....
9 represents GOD....as in 999...help is always there
and 6 represents DEVIL as in 666....always there for u even if u dun want it.....hahahaha...;9)
and yes undies and undies...i m really getting to be too lah sup liao...better heed my cid's gentle advice to tone down...
unless u all want me to.....i will tone down all my XXX as from today.....and go into sterile mode...
HOW???...comment pls.
and hello...expensive undies like ck fascinates me...the money or the value of the little pc of cotton around my vital family jewels , definitely not other curves or soiled stained scent, ok..!


astonbrus
2-Sep 19:16
To:
leetahsar
29 of 100

116491.29 in reply to 116491.1
WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....
SUPERMAN WEARS RED UNDERWEAR AND ON THE OUTSIDE TOO.


leetahsar
2-Sep 19:18
To:
astonbrus
30 of 100

116491.30 in reply to 116491.29
and next u will be telling u have ur undies in the inside of the hole...and my god!!...u r exposed!! naked!!


leetahsar
2-Sep 19:18
To:
astonbrus
31 of 100

116491.31 in reply to 116491.29
batman has black undies on the outside....and covering his head too!


leetahsar
2-Sep 19:32
To:
JackM30
32 of 100

116491.32 in reply to 116491.2
>u hold on to his underwear? yaks!<
hand washed cleanly and dried already by mamalee, hor....and dun add i sniff his undies...me was a male missy once...and had already grappled with many worms and anacondas and even once a cum spitting black cobra....dun pray pray.....;9)


Feathered Idiot (lpplking)
2-Sep 20:20
To:
leetahsar
33 of 100

116491.33 in reply to 116491.1
Uncle prepare 2 cheong gong his deposit.


merlion (christan24)
2-Sep 22:01
To:
leetahsar
34 of 100

116491.34 in reply to 116491.1
freak me out man!!!! you mean your tenant wear red panty underwear like shown in the film 'kung fu hustle' huh ???
Freaking wierd man !!!!
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CHOTTO MATTE!!!.....WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....


astonbrus
3-Sep 00:33
To:
leetahsar
35 of 100

116491.35 in reply to 116491.30
and next u will be telling u have ur undies in the inside of the hole...and my god!!...u r exposed!! naked!!
I am talking about superman and you are talking about undies inside the hole. You need to see a shrink, uncle.


God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
3-Sep 00:42
To:
leetahsar
36 of 100

116491.36 in reply to 116491.1
So Sporntard,
Did you fuck him?


leetahsar
3-Sep 00:45
To:
Feathered Idiot (lpplking) unread
37 of 100

116491.37 in reply to 116491.33
all the money, lauhankoo takes to invest in his hyaadai fuck spider trips...
all the extra PUB bills, groceries like instant noodles, coffee, eggs, fruits...etc...me gotta to be unitl very chuan chuan...(breathless)...
i dun benefit anything at all except extra burden slowly zapping away my savings...
and this play mat bodoh tenant has never top up the coffee powder or instant noodles ...or eggs...or anything...and freaking wasteful...always leaving appliances all on!....


leetahsar
3-Sep 00:49
To:
merlion (christan24)
38 of 100

116491.38 in reply to 116491.34
but long lost nephew from oz...now ur poor uncle is being fixed!!
they confirm me as the TARANTULA KING HERE ALREADY U KNOW...A MONSTER TEETUKONG....how huh???


leetahsar
3-Sep 00:57
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
39 of 100

116491.39 in reply to 116491.36
if u like...i can ask him to F u properly!


leetahsar
3-Sep 01:04
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
40 of 100

116491.40 in reply to 116491.36
this is a sincere message from me as ur uncle to u...a good boy...
DO U WEAR THE BUDDHIST BEADS I GAVE U?
wear it ...dun waste it...whenever u feel like losing ur temper...count the beads...and think of uncle lee....try throwing that anger or temper at me..imagine that person is ME...u r angry with...and surely...my hearty laughter will drown and extinguish ur anger...
CAN U PLS DO THAT FOR ME??...IF NOT MY EXPENSIVE BUDDHIST BEADS TO U WOULD DEFINITELY BE WASTED....;9(
peace be with u huang...remember i will always pray for u...i do...i m not christian who say say only...I DO PRAY FOR U ...NIGHTLY BEFORE I SLEEP...
like this:
MY HEAVENLY FATHER....I PRAY FOR MY BROTHER (XXX) UR NAME ...a brother of mine who's suffering in silent for all the anguish he's facing...
pls father...gives him the peace and confidence to face the world bravely in his everyday life...and pls be with him...to guide and protect him....
i pray for him....and in the name of our lord JESUS CHRIST...the holy spirit and u...my heavenly.....i pray ...in ur name...
AMEN!

...FLAMING ON MY TENANT'S RED UNDIES STORY....

Godzilla688
2-Sep 15:53
To:
ew69
7 of 100

116491.7 in reply to 116491.4
<>
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In LTS case, he only has the "master"bator and no master key.

leetahsar
2-Sep 15:54
To:
ew69
8 of 100

116491.8 in reply to 116491.4
chotto matte...and read on...
i wanted to write on monday to chase away all the stressed up brother's monday blues...but cannot tahan..cos if i delayed...sure no inspiration liao!



leetahsar
2-Sep 15:58
To:
Godzilla688
9 of 100

116491.9 in reply to 116491.5
my god!!...my lizard!!...my godzzie!!!
U DO THAT MEH!!??...i tot u sniff more camels (feet or whatever) in the rain of ur mongolian plain....ur blain plain or pain??
u actually put some one *yucks* smelly soiled stained undies over ur head to sniff ...and wank ur pain away in ur blain drenched by the rain in ur monglian plain???...poor godzzie...give me ur address...i send u the HEART SUTRA...to soothe ur pain in ur blain under the rain of ur mongolian plain....
read on lah...dun be so kan cheong leh...
peace be with u....;9)


leetahsar
2-Sep 16:13
To:
Godzilla688
11 of 100

116491.11 in reply to 116491.7
YES horny oversized lizard....when u r back here hor...i try it on u...
what speed u want...the slow n easy..or the fast and violent..
i got another mark there. AND IT SAYS...ORGASMICALLY ROUGH AND BLISTERING...u wanna try that?..;9)


BabaEro11
2-Sep 16:17
To:
leetahsar
12 of 100

116491.12 in reply to 116491.10
knn, u horrible person. let ur old mamalee to wash your clothes.
didnt you never hear of a washing machine?



fishbuff
2-Sep 16:25
To:
leetahsar
13 of 100

116491.13 in reply to 116491.1
u REALY need a wife!


leetahsar
2-Sep 16:41
To:
BabaEro11
14 of 100

116491.14 in reply to 116491.12
but i ve a washing machine...and i even tell mamalee dun wash all the clothings...just accumulate one big load and throw everything into the washing machine....and there done already right?
WRONG!!...she little bit only no problem...hand washed cleaner and save water, detergent..and etc...
so how pare???


leetahsar
2-Sep 16:42
To:
fishbuff
15 of 100

116491.15 in reply to 116491.13
yes...maybe a lover...that's what my choobeebee told me when she came here last.....;9)
u wanna be her bf or lover???
always trying hard to lay me...my bb...so cute!


KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
2-Sep 17:44
To:
leetahsar
16 of 100

116491.16 in reply to 116491.11
You are behaving more and more like a gay man. Oogling and getting so excited about your tenants' red underwear. I think that tenant chose you as landlord precisely because he could sense your "left-hand drive" inclination.
You two fags should just bunk in together.
Oh wait ... he is your tenant ... you almost are anyway.
Kaixin1

Applebee3
2-Sep 18:13
To:
leetahsar
17 of 100

116491.17 in reply to 116491.15
leetahsar,
How much do you rent out your room? I am just curious, as I might want to rent out one of my room. Also desposit for one month or two months rental upfront?
Thanks.

laksa_boy
2-Sep 18:24
To:
fishbuff
18 of 100

116491.18 in reply to 116491.13
Or a man to sleep with.


leetahsar
2-Sep 18:31
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
19 of 100

116491.19 in reply to 116491.16
he's somebody's son...coming from a faraway place...
and u r somebody son...so dun be so cruel.....
i treat him as my own son....and when i cook i just add another few grains of rice or a few strands of noodles...NO PROBLEM!...;9)
u wanna rent my pigeonholes...me got 2 more rooms...


From:
leetahsar
2-Sep 18:32
To:
Applebee3
20 of 100

116491.20 in reply to 116491.17
$300 per mth

I OPENED THE DOOR OF MY TENANT'S ROOM

YES DAMN SUAY!!

first belanja him the solid yam beehoon which i cooked. then he said he's going to sleep with his sister who stayed at a nearby block...cos her husband was outstationed....
then misunderstanding started...because of my good intention and kaypohji again!
he packed some of his barangs....closed his room door. then rushed to the toilet to pee...returned, opened his room (dunno for what)...went in, came out.....closed again...and zoomed off...
there i was happy like fuck!!...could practised my guitar now...i can't if he is around and try not in case i disturb him...BUT NOW HO SEH LIAO!
and there on the floor just outside his room, one bunch of keys.
so kaypohji me went to open his room to check whether he got closed the windows...off the fans and other appliances...and when about to close and locked it, HE STEPPED IN.
he saw me about closing his door and asked, "WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY ROOM?" his tone rather offensive and meaning deep...
i told him checking whether windows got shut or not if not raining the whole room was going to be flooded...and my teak parquet flooring was damn expensive...
and then i passed the bunch of keys to him with his underwear...
CHOTTO MATTE!!!.....WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....

TO unrevel the mysterious weird FT IT tenant's red underwear, i have to goston to the previous day when i was taking my shower....
into the toilet cubicle i entered. stripped. about to throw my undies into the pail which i always throw my undies in.
was suprised how come got another red undies inside. tot it was mum's...so bo chap and threw mine in. showered....
next morning, mum hand washed the clothings. hung and dried them out in bamboo poles....
after clothings dried, mamalee kept the clothings and asked me. "tahsar, why u changed 2 undies in one day?"
"hah? 2 undies?.....no lah...one only what..." i was blurred. i went to see the red undies...size 30. "mum, my undies is XXL....this is only size 30....i thought it was urs!!"
we looked at each other...and shit!! must be FT IT tenant's....how did his undies drop into my pal?
........cont'd.....the mystery of the red undies.....revealed!!

MYSTERY OF THE RED UNDIES ....

SO I analysed the whole situation. HOW COME MAMALEE ENDED UP WASHING THE FT IT TENANT'S MYSTERIOUS RED UNDIES??
it goes like this.....
tenant went into toilet. stripped. hung clothings up at the wall hangers... his undies unwittingly dropped into my pail.
finished his shower and maybe his other things - the guys should know what ;9) . wiped dry. removed all his clothings. exit and head for his room...always revealing his 3 little dots and hairy chest to me...hahaha...;9)
next come leetahsar. went into toilet. stripped. threw his soiled smelly undies into pail. showered. never did the things most horny guys would do. dry. exit. watch tv. went to pc...on and started bo liao posting....
next morning come mamalee. went into toilet. grabbed a low stool. sat. started hand washing all the laundry. very little only. 3 person's and mainly undies.
finished. hung out all the undies to dry in bamboo poles. dried. collected all in. started interrogating me...WHY 2 UNDIES HUH....
mystery solved!
size 30 brilliant red undies... belongs to weird FT IT young tenant.
size XXL dull grey undies....belongs to LTS...
there, the mysterious red undies solved...and rewind pls...
I RETURNED THE BUNCH OF KEYS WITH THE RED UNDIES TO TENANT....
case closed.......;9)

after i put the above story in the internet...the flaming on me starts....:(

my hearbroken tenant....

leetahsar
12:21
To:
Beng & Seng (ahbeng8888)
21 of 38

118101.21 in reply to 118101.19
WE are pointing at hairy chest...NOT hairy butts!

God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
12:23
To:
leetahsar
22 of 38

118101.22 in reply to 118101.18
I'll consider. Anyway, where's cantbeassed? I think she's fat too and I'm going to call her that.


leetahsar
12:28
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
23 of 38

118101.23 in reply to 118101.20
oh ya hor...maybe i should add my granny's antique bra...and give that to him for motherly love...hahahaha....
u overly intoxicated with teetujuices, is it?


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leetahsar
12:30
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
24 of 38

118101.24 in reply to 118101.22
hu!...u and ALL THE JOKERS HERE ARE DAMN DAMN WRONG to have underestimated the beauty of my dearie....
anyway, she's meeting me...and paying for my makan too...and so free makan...piggy sure ON AH!!


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God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
12:39
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leetahsar
25 of 38

118101.25 in reply to 118101.24
Hmm, good. Sounds meaningful and interesting.


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leetahsar
12:42
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God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
26 of 38

118101.26 in reply to 118101.25
wow lau!!..today u r stalking my very postings hor?


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KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
12:47
To:
leetahsar
27 of 38

118101.27 in reply to 118101.23
""granny's antique bra...""
Errr ... that would be grandmotherly love .... you sure you want to share that with him? I thought you are the possessive type :-) heheheheheh ahahahahahahah
""u overly intoxicated with teetujuices""
No I don't fuck spider as often as I used to, if that's what you are referring to.
Kaixin1


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God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
12:51
To:
leetahsar
28 of 38

118101.28 in reply to 118101.26
What stalking? Did I curse you or your family members? ;)


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From:
leetahsar
12:55
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1) unread
29 of 38

118101.29 in reply to 118101.27
er...i din say that hor...U SAID IT URSELF AGAIN...the F S thing..hahahaha....;9)


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leetahsar
12:56
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
30 of 38

118101.30 in reply to 118101.28
hahaha...no..u din ask me to DIE WIDE EYES OPEN..or the MAY THE ASTEROID HITS U...hahahaha....;'9)


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God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
13:01
To:
leetahsar
31 of 38

118101.31 in reply to 118101.30
See how much I care about you as a friend? ;D


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From:
leetahsar
13:10
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
32 of 38

118101.32 in reply to 118101.31
u asked me to die with my ARSE WIDE OPENED!


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God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
13:17
To:
leetahsar
33 of 38

118101.33 in reply to 118101.32
No what. Just stab your ass with a spear for one or two times. WILL DIE MEH?!?!?!?
=)


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leetahsar
13:43
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
34 of 38

118101.34 in reply to 118101.33
try on urself lor...use jam...and let the ants come later ...now u know the meaning of ITCHY BACKSIDE like yours!


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God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
13:47
To:
leetahsar
35 of 38

118101.35 in reply to 118101.34
That's a retarded idea. A smart man like you should be able to come up with something better than this.
Okay, since I am so really nice, I'll give you one more try.


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leetahsar
14:01
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang) unread
36 of 38

118101.36 in reply to 118101.35
ya...a smart like me should also be the new PM of this land hor?


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Beng & Seng (ahbeng8888)
14:01
To:
leetahsar
37 of 38

118101.37 in reply to 118101.21
LOL!!!
zoo also got the red, botak ass variety



leetahsar
14:04
To:
Beng & Seng (ahbeng8888) unread
38 of 38

118101.38 in reply to 118101.37
then u go have fun with him lor!...LOL!

MY POOR HEARTBROKEN FT IT TENANT....

my young weird FT IT tenant also got hairy chest......any chiobu takers?.....good hotbods...quite pleasant handsome face...any bu wants to adopt him??
HIGHEST BIDDER, WINNer TAKER...;9)

and the poor boy was recently hit by whammies after whammies...
HE'S OUT OF LOVE NOW....very sullen face...means hor...my coffee 3 in 1 going faster than i can refill it...and so are maggie mee and eggs and a host of other groceries...
pls any chiobu can soothe his aching heart....the chiohunks pls step aside!...dun come and disturb ok!...;9)

overhead his screaming and quarrelling yesternite in his locked room. then he came out with reddened eyes...like just cried like that...then back to his room...MORE SCREAMING AND YELLING over his mobile....then quiet. then door opened and off he went....up till 3am in the morning, still hadn't returned home...
worrying hor?...this young matland boy...weird...really weird FT IT tenant i have....;9(

AND THE KAYPOHING FROM FORUMMERS START:



BabaEro11
18-Sep 22:00
To:
leetahsar
3 of 38

118101.3 in reply to 118101.1
Pare, your stereo got so many spider teetus, intro a few of them to him.


leetahsar
18-Sep 22:05
To:
BabaEro11
4 of 38

118101.4 in reply to 118101.3
pare, the lauhankoo's teetus are ugly like fuck...fat and simply hopless type which only the lauhan finds dunno what joy in!
my tenant is quite a good looker. solid abs hotbod...and bonus...HAIRY CHESTED!
u bitches in ur sandy bitches may drool after him...hahahaha...;9)
and he is very very young barely even 24!


OLDMAN2002
18-Sep 22:22
To:
leetahsar
5 of 38

118101.5 in reply to 118101.1
Is this on his chest???

(A PIC OF A HAIRY BLACK SPIDER)

leetahsar
18-Sep 22:25
To:
OLDMAN2002 unread
6 of 38

118101.6 in reply to 118101.5
are u on her back?


Alamaking2
18-Sep 22:25
To:
leetahsar
7 of 38

118101.7 in reply to 118101.1
why dun you take him?
u should rent to PRC women mah, free show, they walk half naked around the house


leetahsar
18-Sep 22:26
To:
Alamaking2
8 of 38

118101.8 in reply to 118101.7
if i rent PRC...my lauhankoo will sing the national anthem 24/7!



Whats4
18-Sep 23:24
To:
leetahsar
9 of 38

118101.9 in reply to 118101.1
u can start charging higher rent next month lor.
hotahsar


Y3N
00:52
To:
leetahsar
10 of 38

118101.10 in reply to 118101.1
Its your chance now to change him to your type. You can start by giving him a BJ.


mymothersay
01:04
To:
leetahsar
11 of 38

118101.11 in reply to 118101.1
the government only say FT good
they never say anything about stingy FTs who finish up their landlord's food!
mymothersay FT or local, heart also break


mtwetsan
18-Sep 22:14
To:
leetahsar
12 of 38

118101.12 in reply to 118101.1
why do you keep making up all these idiotic and unreal stories ?

leetahsar
10:41
To:
Whats4 unread
13 of 38

118101.13 in reply to 118101.9
u see fatchucky....whatever the rental is, i dun get a cent. it all goes to lauhankoo which in turn splurge it on the teetujias in hyaadai.
me only hae to bear extra PUB...and other bills like my groceries cos he helps himself to whatever i buy. paiseh, i ask him so....
so we mustn't throw stone on a drowning man.
WOULD U LOVE ME TO THROW A ROCK...OR MAYBE A SMALL PEBBLE ON YOU WHEN U R DROWNING?
he's after all someone's son who isn't like us. he has to come so far to earn a living at this quite tender age. he's also very diligent guy who's also taking up part time undergraduate pte course here. so it's definitely very very stressful for him - part working and part studying...
and now he is hit by a whammy. his gf is giving him hell! u know what? he foolishly registered a handphone for his gf. the bill is now escalated to almost $3000. dunno how his bloody gf uses her mobile for what kind of talk.
overheard him yelling and screaming regarding this matter. poor thing, quite kiam kanna type (stingy), how is he going to handle the matter?
well, me kaypoh too...and would really like to know what's next. what about u?



leetahsar
10:42
To:
Y3N unread
14 of 38

118101.14 in reply to 118101.10
since u fanstasise such, maybe u can come over and BJ him urself....hairy chested....ur type hor?



leetahsar
10:46
To:
mymothersay unread
15 of 38

118101.15 in reply to 118101.11
c'mon, food only what....maybe he got no time to shop for groceries....nobody is like me u know...the TIMEKEEPER....
it's ok lah, i just treat him like my long lost son lor....
i believe kindness to others begets kindness....i dun wish for anything in return...i only hope he learns to be mindful and compassionate especially when he works in a hospital.
and i firmly believe he is a good boy by nature...just a bit carried away at taking little advantage on blurcock uncle like me...it's ok...cos' i allow him to take the advantage...
the day will come when he enlightens himself..and then, he sure treats me to a big expensive makan of sharkfin and bird's nest soup.............hahaha....;9)



leetahsar
10:48
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mtwetsan unread
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118101.16 in reply to 118101.12
nobody asks u to read...
and anyway...IT'S REAL! and i m like the show TRUMAN...except his life is caught in camera. for me i reported all these funny happenings in life to u in the net....hahahaha....;9)
like they said, u r having free real life on going entertainment, and still u dun appreciate...
damn jialat...PLS ONE GUY, OFFEND THE OTHER CHAP!



God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
11:58
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leetahsar
17 of 38

118101.17 in reply to 118101.1
You're so fat as usual.



leetahsar
12:09
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God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
18 of 38

118101.18 in reply to 118101.17
hahaha...like u said...fat is cute what!...;9)
yes, my dearie coming on 30 sep to meet this infamous notorious and funny leetahsar...do u wanna to join me in meeting her?
she's one helluva of a chiobu....very very sweet face!

Beng & Seng (ahbeng8888)
12:19
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leetahsar
19 of 38

118101.19 in reply to 118101.1
anyone who is looking for hairy chested humans should consider a orang utan.. got more hair.



KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
12:19
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leetahsar
20 of 38

118101.20 in reply to 118101.1
Is he out of love because you won't give any to him? Red underwear no enough huh?
hehehehehe
Kaixin1

they love me, they hate me, they love me, they hate me.....

DONE A POLL ON MYSELF...SO NOW I SHARE WITH ALL OF U...HATE TO LOVE ME..OR LOVE TO HATE ME....hahahaha....;9)

SHALL I STAY OR FUCK OFF?
I like leetahsar's posting


61 votes (18%)
i hate leetahsar's posting

112 votes (33%)
i hate some....and love most


15 votes (4%)
i find it most boring, bo liao and tasteless


91 votes (27%)
i love to read more crazier stuffs from him


58 votes (17%)

337 people have voted so far

vote tally on 19-09-06


which forummer u like best? REASONS.
marjojohn: lau kuay bu tonic still the best

34 votes (46%)
dotology: is dot likeable?


21 votes (28%)
quanhuang: die with eyes wide opened


1 votes (1%)
zhihau: hahahahaha


2 votes (3%)
leetahsar: peace be with u n ornitoufo...;9)


16 votes (22%)

74 people have voted so far

VOTE TALLY ON 17-09-06


which forummer u like best? REASONS.
marjojohn: lau kuay bu tonic still the best


50 votes (33%)
dotology: is dot likeable?


29 votes (19%)
quanhuang: die with eyes wide opened


1 votes (1%)
zhihau: hahahahaha


2 votes (1%)
leetahsar: peace be with u n ornitoufo...;9)

69 votes (46%)

151 people have voted so far

VOTE TALLY ON 15-09-06 (STARTING DATE OF POLL)

....shall i end the poll while leading?...i dun another one SHOULD I STAY OR FUCK OFF....and now my votes have dwindled. before that it was all the away 60+%, now it's like onlyb 40%....if i had ended the poll then, i would have declared myself WINNER!....hahahaha...

just for the fun of it, i will keep in running.....;9)

MEESIAM MAI HUM...MAI HUM...MAI HUM......(click and laugh)

Podcast: the mrbrown show 22 August 2006: a harmless podcast (MP3, file size: 3mb, Time: 00:02:10)

WOE IS ME!!

another of sibeikang's moke. this one being red. there's an orange and another lime green...






woe is me.....teary teary ...woe is me...molested actually so many times in a single day.....woe is me!!!...

the circle of life......

this chinese word JIAN4 fully describes what was happening in the ktv room...;9(





the circle of life.......

I WAS MOLESTED TWICE IN DAY...in swimming pool toilet and in ktv....

YESTERDAY I WAS MOLESTED TWICE......:(
woe is me!!
yesterday while i was at the changing room of queenstown swimming pool, the stomach was growling. die lah!!....shits coming out. so rush to the toilet.
there were 2 pedestal ones and they were locked for 'maintenance'. no choice used the squat one.
hmmp!...ummhp....! brrrrpph...brrrrpph!....pee lee pa lah...the shits were fired out.....aaahhh!! i heaved a sigh of relief.
WAIT!!...how come got flitting shadow from the door gap?? like there was a shadow of a head bending ....oh my god!!....some one peeping at my bottom!!!..........
....to be con'td


i quickly tore the toilet papers, wiped my backside clean, pulled up my swim trunk and quickly opened the door.....but there was no one in sight.
strange??....i saw a shadow....and his action was really rapid. before i could exit from my toilet cubicle, he already scramped out of the changing room.
i bent down and see the wide gap...OH MY GOD!! really could see everything!!!
so be it lor...peeped and already been seem...what to do....;9(
after the swim, i returned home. RINGGGG.....! the phone rang. it was sibeikang.
BINGO!!
he wanted me to accompany him to meet his estranged wifey, chinjiagong. then together he would drive into JB - again - to eat dinner....yum yum!!....someone's treat, piggy sure obliged...
so on ah!!.........;9)


PPPPP....PP!
yes...sibeikang's trademark horning. he was downstair and i rushed down with my passport.
wow! latest moke. a lime green one. no sight of wifey. only he alone. then he told me he was picking her up in orchard road. then from there proceed to JB for dinner.
i was so anticipating. so excited. off he drove along orchard. goodness! many pedestrians and motorists were marvelling at his moke. sbk was orgasmic. he loved the attention.
we passed TAKASHIYAMA where we suppose to pick chinjiagong. but no. he didn't stop. he just drove on....all the way to ROBERTSON QUAY....to a very ulu road where a huge monstrous scary ficus tree grew....where not a soul was seen...where not a lamplight was present saved for the bright full moon above.....
i hopped off his moke awkardly and it was so inspiring, i broke out singing MEMORY - THEME FROM CATS ..by SIR ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER....
MIDNITE....NOT A SOUND IN THE MOONLIGHT....
HAS THE MOON LOST HER MEMORY.....
and the night echoed with my rich bassy melodic voice....hahaha.....;9)
ringgg....ringgggggg! sbk's mobile sounded. it was cjg. she was in TAKASHIMAYA now. she must have taken MRT down all the way from her YISHUN new home where she was staying with her father and step cheena mum with 3 step sisters. and of course, her son was there too.
i hopped back into the moke and was on our way to orchard again. and i just couldn't stop singing...MEMORY....ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT.....


waited and waited at the back of TAKASHIMAYA. there was no sight of chinjiagong.
what's happening?....it was anybody's guess.
sbk: BOB, can u please call her..
me: why me??...u wife what?
sbk: my mobile must pay one u know...and i din pay so now i can't make outgoing call....
me: sure or not?...u always bluffing me leh....20c also u wanna kang!...beh tahan!!....ok i call lor....for the sake of ur son...I CALL!
RINGGGGG..ringggggggg....!
and there walking towards us, cjg in her new splendour gorgeous look!!...wow! she shone that night. of course she was shining lah in her shiny golden spaggi dress, tight fitting jeans, high heels and matching shiny handbag she was holding. but she looked beautifully stunning that night...maybe the magic of the moonlight....MEMORY......ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT....there goes my MEMORY ..again...hahahaha....;9)
off we went again. this time to where?...JB?....NO! both me and cjg had brought out passports. but hell NO!!...we weren't heading for JB!....
sbk drove us to BALESTIER for bak kut teh. luckily, i already eaten my dinner. if not sure die of hunger liao!.....

....to be cont'd

this bak kut teh shop was like the holy land of bak kut teh. so many pics of local and foreign celebrities all pasted on the wall. in fact all the whole walls were filled with pics taken with the lauhankoo boss there.
oh...fei yu ching there...and yes, sandra ng....wow...the whole TENSION boys....and the defunct ENERGY boys...oops!!...how come DA PAI SAR, chen chin pei also got there??...as i was engrossed admiring and calling to all those celebrities' names, sbk was rather pissed and gave me a good dressing, "BOB, pls behave urself leh....quit blabbling those names lah...see du ho(look ok) ...keep ur bloody gape shut...for heaven's sake!"
huh??...like that also cannot??....i could sense an uncanny tension gradually building up in sbk....he was like very exhilirated ...and like very nervous..very uneasy...all the complicated mixed feeling welling within him...and he was definitely a guy picking on innocent poor piggy that night....
i regretted coming out as a lamp post in between chinjiagong and sibeikang....should have left the estranged squabbling couple in their very rare intimate moment...
silly piggY!!...always eyeing for free makan...and the incessant grilling from that bloody sbk continued throughout our makan....
we ordered our bak kut..but i only wanted the soup. like that also the sbk screwed me!...so i just obliged and asked for the cheapest....$5 normal bak kut.
however, when my serving came, i gave all the bak kut to sbk and cjg. only sipped and tasted the soup. i already eaten my dinner....it was like 9pm +.
alamak!! lame man!!...pepper and garlic....nothing else!! thought it was special like the KL one...alamak!! damn bloody so so only....this place was overly exaggerated and over rated!
as this piggy was commenting this to sbk, he became grouchy again..and gave me a good dressing down. " BOB, SHUD THE FUCK UP AND EAT UR FOOD!"
what is wrong with this guy here???....i almost puked!!....i almost wanted to smack him...or splashed him with my peppery soup...what the hell is going into him???...i regretted sitting there and still pretending to smile....under normal circumstances, i would stand up and leave the place...NO FACE GIVEN!!....;9(


i dun care. i ate and i continue to comment...HEY THERE!!...CHEN LEI...the hokien king singer....oh my god!! stefanie there!...
"one more rice, please!" suddenly chinjiagong blurted. sbk looked at me. i looked back at him. my goodness! this girl's appetite tonight was damn good!...
as if not enough, CAN WE HAVE THE YUE CHAR KWAI...1 bowl, please!!....wow lau eh!!....cjg, sure or not?.....then MORE SOUP PLEASE...and a cup of tea less sugar, pls.....
i was shocked. this girl really could eat!!
soon, she ate up everything except the bowls and plates.....sbk settled the bills. we proceed to his moke and he sent her back to yishun.
i waited in his moke while sbk accompanied cjg up to her floor. feeling kind of bo liao, i called sibeipine and told him i was with his brother and ah soh.
BOOM PAK BOOM..BOOM...PAK..BOOM! a blaring music was heard in the background of his mobile. sbp asked me to bring sbk to come visit him in ktv room at EXCELSIOR HOTEL later.
soon sbk approached the moke. he looked like he was teary just now. i could send his dejection and inner sadness or disappointment.
he sped his moke off...i nearly flew off the low dunno what with 4 wheeler. no door. no roof...no nothing...THIS IS WHAT A MOKE IS!
the moon was really bright and round and big....there i went again....MEMORY...NOT A SOUND IN THE MOONLIGHT....abruptly i stole a glance at sbk. i knew he was feeling kind of sore within. i was trying to divert his thought. he was deadly silent.
"how, sbk?" i couldn't stand it any longer to wait for him to speak up. "how...did u ask wifey to come back to u?"
sbk:........ (slient)
me: HOW??!!....say something leh!! (loud and irritated)
sbk: what u want me to say, bob? (quite pissed)
me: got ask cjg to come back with son or not??!! (louder, angry)
sbk: can't be bother lah....if she wants to come home...then come lor...i cannot be bother....i got better things to do....
me: shit!! sbk!!...shit to u two idiots!!....
awkard quiet. sbk looking blankly as he jammed the accelerator...and we sped on faster.
me: can u please slow down....if not i puke!!
he laughed and slowed down.
me: look here, sbk....no matter whether u think u r right or wrong....just coax her back...if she comes back, the small one...ur son will be back too....agree to whatever demands she asks for....
sbk turned and stared blankly at me eye wide opened.
me: get her back home....court her back..bluff bluff submit to her demands...then slowly train her to submit back to u when she is back...U DAMN STUPID LEH!!
eyes getting bigger...and so was his mouth. totally muted. but still blank. didn't know what to retort me...simply STOOMP!
me: if u dun react, she told me just now at the bak kut teh while u went to the gents. she shall proceed divorce against u...when she starts , there's no turning back...and u will lose pain pain...SHE GOT ALL UR EVIDENCES with all the teetus u rumba with....
sbk, finally said something: aiyah bob....slowly lah...dun bother lah...i know what to do...
me: dun say i din warn u hor....she is serious this time..dun under estimate her....u stand to lose not only her but ur cute clever son, ok....
sbk: thanks, bob....i know what to do...
me: and yes, ur old man asked me to relay this message to u....if his grandson goes and calls another man , FATHER....he and ur whole tribe would feel very embarrassed!
silent. blank stare. jammed accelerator and we reached EXCELSIOR HOTEL in a jiffy!

....to be cont'd....

i was in shorts, round t-shirt and sandals. but after pressing 4 fl, we reached the ktv entrance. sibeipine was there to greet us. he brought us in.
sibeikang was in tattered holey jeans and his black round t-shirt. me in shorts, round ts and sandals...and no joke!...they allowed me to enter.
it was a boisterous noisy large room. the smell of heavy cigarettes filled the whole room.
a few guys there were already lupping some girls...one of the right and one on the left. no one was really paying attention to the 2 big tv screens or saying anything. the music was blaring and deafening!
a waiter came and poured us drink...gordon bleu, johnny walker, cognac....WHAT DO U WANT, MISTER?....me: oh...mineral water with a piece of lemon please....
and yes...no kidding that was what i drank the whole night. MINERAL WATER WITH ICE AND A PIECE OF LEMON.
sbp went out. came back in a while. along with him entered a very chio lau kuay bu mommie. "Hi, my name is amy....nice to meet u!" mommie stretched out her right hand for a handshake gesture.
i stood up to shake her hand. in a suprise swift scoop, her left hand headed for my crouch...OH SHIT!!...I JUST BEEN TOUCH AND GRABBED THERE!!....POLICE!!...MOMMIE JUST MOLESTED ME!!!.........;9(
great!...this was just great!!....first, was peeped at in the pool toilet...now being grabbed by a lau kuay bu!!...this was quite a molesting day for me!.....
then she asked...DO U WANT ANY GIRLS....me: no thanks...i sing songs can already...thank you...
stay left, exited she went through the glass door. in a moment, she was back with a girl....oh my god!! in revealing black mini skirt that only had 2 straps covering her humongous tits!
the mineral water also spluttered out of my mouth....and it drooled all over the seat....hahahahah...;9)
this teetu warmed up to me ...rubbing her humongous bosom on my arms..."hi, my nimb is MI MI...hod du ye tu...."
she sure didn't sound local and anyway near local..."er...u indonesian, huh?" i gong gong asked, stretching out my right hand to shake hers.
"ni,..me fram vietnim...." she replied highly accentuated. again in a swift flip of her left hand, I WAS GRABBED AGAIN...in the crouch!!....OH MY GOD!!!....MOLESTED AGAIN!!.....i couldn't believe myself...MATI LAH!!....why all these ladies left hand action so rapid and caught me unaware.....
sbp was observing and laughing away. "bob, she grabs u...grab her back lah!!"....and he held my hand and stroked her big boobs....oh shit!!!....chui guo..chui guo!!!.....i was so embarrassed and blushing....and the big boob viet girl laughed. she held my the other hand and put it on her other boob...ONCE MORE!!....oh no!!...CHUI GUO ...CHUI GUO!!!............;9(
........to be cont'd.....



From:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
13:36
To:
leetahsar
2182 of 2185

83628.2182 in reply to 83628.2181
You are so hypocritical. Pretending you don't enjoy having your crotch grabbed.
So if a woman grabs your crotch it is molest to you, but if a guy grabs your crotch it is not molest, lah!
Orrrr ... I know already :-)
Kaixin1


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why...u fantasying u will be next grabbing my crouch is it?...or u want me to grab u back??

it was an orgy going on there. oh my god!!...this blurcock monk wannabe just entered a PAN SHI TONG....a freaking lustful one!
there were 2 guys at the other end...and u dun wanna know what they were doing to 4 girls there...or what the 4 girls were doing to them...they were argghing...woooooing...errrrring....aaahhahhing.......god bless them!!....;9(
then sbp tried to show off to me. he asked the indonesian petite young girl to sit on him and rumba his groin vigorously...and he went oooh...oooh...oooh...wow..wowww....weee!!
as if that wasn't enough. BOB U WANNA SEE HOW A G-STRING LOOKS LIKE?....before i could say NO, he lifted the girl's skirt and revealed her pink g-string. then asking her to turn around to the front, tugged her little pinky triangular piece of little cloth slightly away from her petite little pubic.....chui guo...chui guo!!!.....
i was suprised. how come there wasn't any girls molesting the quiet, sturdy sibeikang who was fingering the remote control of the karaoke...why huh???
he just quietly sat there like a good little boy sipping his gordon bleu and puffing his cigaratte...and all this monstrous teetus attacking me left, right and centre...and shit!!...here came another teetus with monstrous tits!
"hi....wo jiao GI GI...ni hao..." her right hand was stretched...i already been taught twice already...so before she could grab, i protected my precious by cupping my left hand over it and shaking her right hand with my right....hahahaha....;9)
"ni shi zhong guo lai de mah?" i gong gong asked again.
"no lah...what zhong guo??!!" she was rather offended. "i from singapore...i stay at TOA PAYOH....wah lau eng...ler shiaou wa si cheena mei mei hah? (u think i m a chinagirl)....hahahahaha....!"...she laughed in between mixture of hokkien english and mandarin...ya...sinkies she definitely was!
soon, the laukuaybu mommie entered again. spotted me. signalled all the girls to get lost. and she zoomed in onto me.
she came again trying to grab my crouch. this time i was too smart for her. i covered my jewels with both my cupped hands. so instead, she hugged me very tightly. i could even feel her 2 pointy grapeseed on my back. she kissed me. left and right. manouvered to my front, still hugging me tightly...and shit!! plunged her tongue into my slight agape mouth....CHUI GUO...CHUI GUO!!!...
then she laughed out aloud. "how sweet or not my tongue?"...i was so so embarrassed. i wished i didn't come at all in the first place...sibeipine...u r really one hell of a SON OF A GUN....u dirty little rascal!!
i beh tahan....time for my gooniness to go into action now. i grabbed the mommie, sat her down and i looked right into her eyes....this lau ding dong!
"amy, can u please sit still....." i was stern. looking into her sultry big eyes, i said, "amy, i respect u as a lady....so can u please also respect urself as a lady?"
with those words, she was stunt!. her eyes grew bigger...her mouth opened wide. she was blank and muted. no more smiling. simply shocked blank by my direct words....hahahaha.....;9)
before she could recover or react, i continued, "look directly at me amy....LOOK...DUN MAKE THOSE STUPID FACES....LOOK INTO MY EYES!!"
she looked and behaved, smiling a bit embarrassed.
"yes, amy....u have a kind heart...." i began my gooniness," but u r one sad lady....very sad indeed...."
her eyes grew larger. "no...no...lah...towkay...i beri the happy one lah...hahahahaha....."
me: sure or not, amy mommie?
she stared at me....tears welling up....
amy: yes....why leh?...u can read fortune one huh?
me: look seriously at me....look into my eyes...TELL ME, ARE U REALLY HAPPY??
........pause. blur...more pause...blank stare at me...
amy: yes lah...i m happy....i m not married u know....
me: how old are u my dear girl....?
amy: 52...dun worry lah...next year i m retiring...i got money...i save enough already....next year my last year...
me: how can u be happy, amy??.....if u r not marry at ur age?...how...??
....blur...tears almost bursting liao....;9)
me: who's going to look after u...10 yrs from now..how?...where will u be, amy??
.....blank...a few drops of tear flowing liao....
me: and please...dun drink and smoke so much...my dear girl...bad for u....anything bad happen to u, who's going to look after u.....?
she shocked.....quickly stoomp out her cigarettes she was holding...
amy:...thanks towkay...u very kind...i know it's bad...but next year....i will retire...U MARRY ME LAH...hahahahaha!!!
me: ...yes i wish i could...next year...i may robe up as a monk wannabe u know...my dear girl.... (i pointed to the buddhist beads that i was wearing)
....and she couldn't stand it any longer....she abruptly excused herself..stay left, she buzzed off through the glass door...
heng ah!!....half of my ordeal gone...hahahaha.....;9)...but the next vulgar upheaval was coming up soon....so stay tuned!.....
stay tuned......for more obscenities......;9)


then sbp came to me...and he also molested me...grabbing my huge pointy mi mi...and trying to act like those teetus going for my crouch. i smacked sharply at his teekoo hand before he could reach my jewels!
then he held the petite indo malay girl. she sync with him by bending herself down. he lifted her skirt...and rumba a clothed anal on her...and growling those inaudible lusty growls.....shit to him!!!....chui guo..chui guo...!.........;9(
some more he could ask me....HOW BOB?....SHIOK?...WANNA TRY???...and wink wink at me...tempting me to try it out....
pretty soon. it was closing time. and 3 times 7 twenty one! sibeipine grabbed my arm and scramped speedily into the lift with his brother sibeikang in tug.....
in a few moments we were at the basement. hopping into sibeikang's moke, we zoomed off.....i asked why such a hurry to char bok?
sbp: bob...u idiot!!...if u were the last one to leave...u foot all the bills ok!!
the moon was still bright....round and shining....so...MEMORY....ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT....HAS THE MOON LOST HER MEMORY....
and the 2 brothers joined me in my rendition....hahahaha.....
end of my molesting day!!.....and story...hahahaha.....;9)

IN DEATH....I DO NOT FEAR....

one fears death because he hasn't really met death yet....

from death, give rise to LIFE...and again from LIFE....the end is DEATH....

it's a cosmic cycle....so what's there to fear?...

u gotta go...u gotta go.....nothing to fear...


our presence here in this planet in the human shell where our soul or spirits dwell is like our hotel...

when we check in (born)...we check in...and when we have stayed enough....we check out (died)....

so checking in and checking out is a norm in this cycle of reincarnation....

it's how we make this hotel (body) we take refuge in now pleasant or unpleasant....

u can smoked, go into vices, drink our teetujuices, and do all sort of funny things to mess up ur hotel....or u can make ur stay here a pleasant one and treat ur hotel like a 6 stars stay....
the choice is up to the owner of the hotel he checked in....

compassion which is the actual intention of me.....i would love to see many here after laughing their guts out...will also laugh out their compassion...and GRASP IT...and be a better and compassionate person....so that we could be kind to each other...be magnimanious....be forgiving...be more accomodating...and help fellow sisters or brothers in trouble...whether str8, gay, lesb or bi....

ALL OF US ARE LINKED IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.....OR ELSE U WOULDN'T HAVE READ MY POSTINGS.....

ornitoufo...compassion is what i m really trying to promote here....and LAUGHTER is what i love to hear......IT'S THE MUSIC TO MY EARS!.......hahahaha....;9)

actually i dun fear anything....cos whatever fear that need to be experienced...i have more or less gone through....

even death itself...i have also been there personally....and met my old friend MR DEATH...when i was a male missy...but this time in the form of dead patients and not me myself....

and so there is really to fear....if one understands the journey that he is going to embark when death is at his doorstep is but another journey from one realm to another...HE SHOULD BE VERY EXCITED!...and not fearful of it.....

only the evil and the bad doers fear....the compassionate and the goon like me know no such fear...

ornitoufo to everyone...be good..be compassionate...and the LIGHT WILL ALWAYS SHINE ON U....

peace to everyone......;9)