From:
leetahsar
05:52
To:
cantbeassed
644 of 666

83628.644 in reply to 83628.641
dearie....u r looking at me!

From:
leetahsar
05:59
To:
aussiebiz
645 of 666

83628.645 in reply to 83628.643
no lah...not so big...that's the king's palace if i m not wrong...but ur 2nd painting looks like my another pal who emigrated to boston USA...He bought a big house with a lake behind...have yet to pay him a visit...maybe if i strike the next round big big 4D...meaning i gotta better more than my usual $1 o 2 wager....
u won't believe it....but i actually sat in a rolls royce before when i landscaped for a damb freaking rich customer. it comes with a driver. though the car is damn big, the gear is a puny shift stick on the wheel there.
i sat on the back with this obscenely rich customer. it even had a wine cabinet and he wanted to belanja me red wine. but no, i told only his perrier water. this was really an eye opener for me in my entire life.

From:
cantbeassed
06:17
To:
leetahsar
646 of 666

83628.646 in reply to 83628.644
Your kidding?!?! and your a virgin?? you sure that's you?

From:
leetahsar
06:18
To:
cantbeassed
647 of 666

83628.647 in reply to 83628.646
er...u fell in love with me?

From:
cantbeassed
06:29
To:
leetahsar
648 of 666

83628.648 in reply to 83628.647
Hehe, if that's really you all i can say is WOW!!

From:
leetahsar
06:36
To:
cantbeassed
650 of 666

83628.650 in reply to 83628.646
oh shucks!....i might as well be honest with u all....i promised u about a grand xmas finale RETURN OF CHOOBEEBEE...er...pai seh, it din happen. i was dumped by choobeebee on xmas day. and some wicked pal said that i was entitled to start cursing all her ancestors...so bad this joker!
she just emailed me. she and freaking rich indo bf detoured and flew to KL instead of coming here with my parting gifts...and i tot i can see how his bf looks like...i mean he may be freaking rich and smokes US$100 cigar...but is he as ...ahem...handsome as me....hahahaha...
anyway, not seeing is better than seeing...well, at least she got the courtesy of emailing me and explain in a damn long loh sor letter with a thousand apologies....haiz! beebee, beebee, i will always be ur big brother...ur sparetyre...although mine is slowly coming back again after weeks of non swimming due to the wet weather.
i will always wish u all the best with ur freaking new bf....but the parting gifts still count hor. next xmas if both of u intend to visit me....double presents each, ok. and that's exactly what i replied her.
BEEBEE, MAY U HENCE FORTH LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER......bless u! and ur freaking rich indo bf....
so sorry...i tot of teasing her by electrocuting her bf with my electric gazing eyes...sorry, no show...end of story. pronto....'cuse me...i need to go sulk in one damp dark corner for the time being. :(

From:
leetahsar
06:38
To:
cantbeassed
651 of 666

83628.651 in reply to 83628.648
really...not only u luv my stories...u beginning to love me...no joke. ok! no need to sulk in dark damp corner anymore...shall we date?

From:
leetahsar
06:46
To:
aussiebiz
652 of 666

83628.652 in reply to 83628.649
who's that? ur own son?
there is a joker who advised me to take up 2 religious jobs as both are going to pay damn bloody good.
mon, wed, fri...be a monk wannabe. tues, thurs and sun....be a bloody pastor. definitely sunday. this is the money money cum day. on sat, i rest and called upon female members to service me. voluntarily and with sheer pleasure...
goodness! that guy really got future hor. such devilish idea of multi tasking he can suggest...and then MONEY MONEY WILL REALLY CUMS! i m now the evil flower monk ...and the money thirsty bloody pastor! hahahaha....:)

From:
aussiebiz
06:46
To:
leetahsar
653 of 666

83628.653 in reply to 83628.650
Oi brother mm my un ni kuan leh! still many chioboos around whatwhy want to be someone's spare tirewhen there are millions of charbors around?time to get out from dat damp dark corner and start partying man!Phew! TGIF.

From:
leetahsar
06:50
To:
aussiebiz
654 of 666

83628.654 in reply to 83628.653
alamak..already out liao...dearie cantbeassed might be falling in love with me...i standby for her date....hope she isn't a guy in disguise...then my nightmare will really start...hahahaha.

From:
cantbeassed
06:51
To:
leetahsar
655 of 666

83628.655 in reply to 83628.651
Well your indo gf must be crazy.. what kinda woman would forgo that huge bulge in your swimming trunks for money??? If i had a man like that, i would be happy to live in a little tent and shag all day!!

From:
leetahsar
06:51
To:
aussiebiz
656 of 666

83628.656 in reply to 83628.653
bo duit no party...just playing my guitar accompanying my singing sad love songs....

From:
aussiebiz
06:53
To:
leetahsar
657 of 666

83628.657 in reply to 83628.652
^^...mon, wed, fri...be a monk wannabe. tues, thurs and sun....be a bloody pastor. definitely sunday. this is the money money cum day. on sat, i rest and called upon female members to service me. voluntarily and with sheer pleasure...^^
next this joker fren of yours will suggest go 3-in-1like the super 3-in-1 kopi.
buddhist monk, xtian pastor and indian priest!

From:
leetahsar
06:54
To:
cantbeassed
658 of 666

83628.658 in reply to 83628.655
glad u realise who would really gain in bed...so maintaining my golden virgin status is one hell of a task....
er...u still drooling at the bulge....no lar...tissue paper underneath.

From:
cantbeassed
06:57
To:
leetahsar
659 of 666

83628.659 in reply to 83628.658
Haha, yeah i am:) Shit, it's just so big, i think that loser HUGEHARDDICK needs to see this pic immediately.. he will be sooo jealous!

From:
leetahsar
07:00
To:
cantbeassed
660 of 666

83628.660 in reply to 83628.659
actually by relativity...my is regular...it's the trunk that's too small for me...i should have worn my speedo swimming shorts....no wonder my depressed and deprived male pal was salivating when i worn this small little piece of triangle.

From:
cantbeassed
07:03
To:
leetahsar
661 of 666

83628.661 in reply to 83628.660
Even i have to admit it's enough to turn a straight man gay:) Well i gotta hand it to you, you are a real looker:)

From:
leetahsar
07:13
To:
cantbeassed unread
662 of 666

83628.662 in reply to 83628.661
really ah?..look out of ur window....i floating by now...hahahau never seem to stop flattering me...and tickle me wild, u know...hahahaha