DAYS OF MY NURSING LIFE....

DAYS OF MY NURSING LIFE....

SOMEone asked me about my nursing life...the daily routine...so i tell this very sickening experience i gone through one fine day...

body dry cleaning: i used lukewarm water, towel and soft soap....and those grey areas i also need to mop...

if patient is not weak, i would ask him to do it himself...if he's in coma...then too bad..i gotta to do it...

there was one bloody shit indian...totally drunk...and he drove me nuts...but i left a few souvenir for him...i pinched him blue black...this was what happened..

the police brought this dead meat in....i stripped him...dry bathed him..cos damn fucking stink!

finished...he vomitted...shit! gotta to repeat...finished he peed...damn fucking stink! repeat...but i pinched him..and remind him how he tormented me 3x...and that was when his anaconda came alive...shit!....lucky me male power missy...if this was carried out by a mei mei missy...sure screamed one!

this arsehole...actually ejaculated ....wtf!....and i had to clean him up...the juices and all...shit!...i complained to matron...and after cleaning everything...when he awoke, we called the police...and off he went to be charged from creating public nuisance for being helplessly drunk...

his fucking urine stink like anything...and so was his vomittus...and his bloody sperm missiles....hiazz...! i gave up...

this was only one of the torture this poor male missy had to put up with...wait till u hear the rest.....:(


then there were sadistic young houseman...doctor in training whose favorite pastime was to tekan male missy...especially chiohunk one like me....

"male nurse, come...." he would start. "please get some shit sample from this ah pek patient...u gotta to dig the most foul portion...and bring it to lab to test...ok?"

what to do? sure ok lah...then what?

off i went to the pantry. tried to look for sample container...and the biggest i got was about the size of a fifty cent coin. next looked for wooden spatula - like ice cream stick...except about 5x bigger...

so that u ve it...one small little sample container; one humongous ice cream stick...

next tell ah pek to drink laxative and wanna pang sai, please yell for me...i put bedpan next to him...

true enough...half an hour later..."missy..missy!...ai pang sai liao...quick come..." yelled the bloody lau ah pek.

i had to dash to his side cos got to check whether got bleeding or not. so screen him up...privacy u know...with me inside "enjoying" the natural human aroma of the stinkiest shit..

that's not the end...the worst was just beginning for me...

when lau ah pek finished his business, i was suppose to go dig for "gold"...the foulest gold that i could find...SHIT!!!

now left hand with tiny plastic sample container, right hand armed with humongous wooden spatula, i started my "treasure hunt".

hell! the stench...oh my god! even with the mask dipped with AXE MEDICATED oil...i could still smell the evil stench!

when i suppose to put it into the little container, it was all over my index and thumb in between...oh my god!....:(

i closed and sealed the container. put in into a plastic seal and rushed immediately to clean the cursed souvenir on my forefinger and thumb.

hell! the shit was gone...but the terrible stench...it remained...even i poured raw SUTTOL...over the infected parts....

next lunchtime...do u think i can eat anymore?...i ordered beef noodle. the moment i saw those beef balls...i couldn't stand it no longer...off i rushed to the toilet...and vomitted like hell!

that lunch was the most sadistic lunch in my life!..i only drank the fruit juice..and was weak all over...my god!

DO U LOVE TO BE A MALE MISSY NOW???