PART 2 - WEIRD PETS

PART 2
other fighting insects that cousin peeleepian and i caught were crickets, scorpions, dragonfly, greenish jade beetle (we called KIM KU) and yes how can i forget the memorable cute stick insects.
crickets, i believe most know. only the males fight. this one we actually turn it into an enterprise. many kids also started into this cricket craze. every boys were busy catching the dark colored crickets and pitted the insects against each other.
mind u! we bet our meagre allowance of 5c or 10c against each others during the cricket match. some boys were so fedup when their cricket lost that they stamped on the defeated insect squashing all the juices and flattening the poor dead loser....;9(
crickets were interesting insects. beside fighting, the males sing quite a cricketty song....i just loved to listen to them during the night. i got a whole lot of them males and females. breeding them was so easy. just fed them with newspaper or leftover rice can already....
dragonfly was another interesting insect i reared. but this one normally after a brief moment of fun, it either ended up dead or i would set it free.
i had to go to the big longkang that ran through my kampong to catch this fast hovering flying majestic insects. there were the dark blue and the bright red. then there were the smaller thinner more colorful bright bluish damselfly.
watching the dragonflies darting and skimming above the gently flowing stream was a very relaxing sight to behold. once a while they would rest on the slanted concrete of the longkang. that was my chance to catch it by grabbing hold of it's wings.
caution here. the dragonfly also has nasty biting jaws. u have to back fold the 2 pairs of wings to render it powerless.
next step. i would tie a thread to it's tail. after that setting it free. so it's like a remote controlled insect linked by a long thread. very fun!
after awhile either the insect tired itself out and dropped dead or i tired myself and set it free.
the same was done to the bright greenish jade beetle which once a while would fly into our hall during the night attracted by the flourescent light.
the beetle was a bulky critter. it flew clumsily and usually nosedive turn-turtle and went into a frenzy spin. when it fell onto the floor, i would grab it. again, i would then tie a thread to it's hind leg, then walah! a remote controlled flying beetle.....hahahaha.....;9)
scorpions were notoriously dangerous. this one i left it to my bolder cousin peelepian to handle. again u put 2 scorpions together, they would slut it out, sometime ending death of the other.
this poisonous fella hid in damp dark places in the forested area of mt faber which was then the hilly range that surrounded bansiewsan. (it had since being cut into 2 hills: mt faber and telok blangah divided by henderson rd which cuts in between the original hill range.)
..to be cont'd.....

MY COLLECTIONS OF WEIRD PETS

i ve to start this narration from my kampong days in BANSIEWSAN which was located at this obselete road called JALAN BANGSI.
ve any of u heard of this road.
the new name is called HENDERSON from telok blangah leading all the way to bt merah.
BANSIEWSAN was the kampong where i was born and spent my most enjoyable primary school childhood days.
my attap home then was spacious with 2 rooms, a big hall and a super long, dark and narrow kitchen. this kitchen was the scariest of the whole house cos it was always very dark and eerie....it never failed to give me the creeps!
this was also our toilet where we could only pissed but cannot shit. to do the big time business, i had to walk a few houses though dusty clayey path to what we had PUBLIC LAVATORIES.
these are wooden holey shacks with a zinc roof. it simply had an oval hole where u squatted and dropped ur bombs into a black container aptly called the nightsoil container.
every wee hours of morning, the nightsoil collectors would come and replace the overflowing stinky yucky containers. the 6 lavatories were shared by the whole kampong. could u imagine every morning there would be a queue to use them. yes, first come first serve!
the lavatory stink like hell! when u finished ur business, the stench sticked onto ur clothing and followed u for hours!
now after intro u this, we get on to the real business....the kind of pets i used to have.
kampong kids, what could we have?....practically nothing. so we had to improvish and catch our own pets.
DUNG BEETLES - yes the shit feeding crawlies were among my pets. why? so gross!...yes, gross but very interesting.
u put the male rotund beetles together and they would start fighting. natural. males are always fighting over females....hahahaha....;9)
from beetles, together with my cousin peelepian (who's now a power pastor), we would equip ourselves with plastic bags n go to some barren sandy or clayey land to catch TIGER BEETLES.
these were very nasty beetles with threating monstrous biting hooked jaws. they were really fun insects and are very rare to find now.
u put 2 of these beetles in a closed jar and they would fight to its death! very fun to watch. in the open space, they fought too. the loser would just fly away. but in a jar...hehehehe...they killed each other mercilessly.
.....to be cont'd

...and more comments...and flammings followed...

merlion (christan24)
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Y3N
22-Nov 20:38
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124826.6 in reply to 124826.2
You miss out the red undies part.


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leetahsar
09:05
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exist15
7 of 29

124826.7 in reply to 124826.1
wow lau eh!..if blusoton din emailed me, i still din know i m being filmed.
where's my royalties??
new films, anyone interested:
TALES OF HORROR FROM THE CALIFORNIA GYM
PART 1: the night of the skinheads in red undies
PART 2: the arabian sweet mei mei
PART 3: my PT chiohunk meets choobeebee
PART 4: my personal locker bayi guard in the toilet
PART 5: the day of the ang mo boss
i will add in a couple of msg* just to enhance the flavour...;9)
*msg: mojo, siao and gila


leetahsar
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124826.8 in reply to 124826.1
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runscape
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124826.9 in reply to 124826.2
SCHOOL CONCESSIONS AVAILABLE !!!!!!
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A READER DID THIS FOR ME...SO CUTE!

A TRIBUTE TO LEETAHSAR.....so funny!..hahahaha.....;9)
thanks, exist15!

PART 2

after i mopped all the messed up floored. i checked on candy which was till under the bed. she had licked all the 3 pups clean. they were now suckling her nipples. so cute!
i left her alone and went for a shower. from that day on, i ended up with a bitch pom and 3 pups. i wasn't sure what kind of pups were they. anyway, they were so so cute and playful.......;9)
the only bad thing now was mamalee's stereo was louder than candy's barking and all the 3 pups would chorus in. when the bitch barked, the pups would provide the background 'music' effect. so cute!.....4 different pitches...and if u add my mamalee's one...wow lau eh!!......it was a choir!
after a couple of weeks, the pup developed into their colored fur. i got a maroon, a black and a white. the former 2 was male, while the last was a bitch.
so i named them: KING KONG, cos that was the eldest and biggest size, AH ORH, this was the smartest black fur with a white V collar and CHAR BOR cos the only female and white some more.
mamalee made alot of noise cos no one want to pick up the shits of the pups which were all over the place. they were now almost 2 mths old.
she issued an edict could only keep one of the pups, the rest to be sold away!......
so bo bian, i chose the black one cos this one was the most unique. 2 colors black with a V white collar and the smartest. at the age of 2 mths, he already knew how to cross my legs like a circus dog. all i needed was a piece of doggie chocolate, the favorite of all the pups and the bitch too...
so that was how pui soh ended buying of my pups the youngest white bitch CHAR BO. and she re-named her MUI TAO......
and the 3 doggies ended up with different fates. my AH ORH was the most disastrous. he died miserably at the jaws of a pariah stray dog...and my old man was the cause of his demise.....;9(
shall i continue the stories with all my 4 doggies?.......
to be cont'd

MY BITCH AND HER 3 CUTE SHIHTZUS

MY BITCH AND HER 3 CUTE SHIHTZUS

was having lunch with sotong today at mei ling st h c.
pui soh who manned the ipoh kuay teow was in a jovial mood. so started chit chat with her.
lts: the last time u bought the shihtzu pup from me, what color it turn to?
sotong was blur. how come suddenly puppies popped up in my conversation. he looked at me wide eyed with his ipoh kuay teow strands dangling at his mouth of his surprised face.
so started my BITCH AND HER 3 SHIHTZUS story.....
when i was a male nurse, my sister bought a pomeranian bitch. very clever, i named her CANDY cos she was a very sweet bitch.
day one, taught her to do her pee and big business in the toilet, and she was instant toilet trained. so clever this brown bitch pom!
next taught her to do the turn around...like pirouetting ballerina on just her hind legs. again, one lesson and she mastered it. so clever!
when i patted my chest, she would jump up to let me catch her and hold her like a baby...so clever!
i taught her so many tricks. u may like to know, my bitch pom could understand a few languages too...engrish, mandarin, and even hokien...so basically, she was a hokien pom bitch.
everyone in the family just loved her. she was like human except she barked more than we talked......hahahaha....;9)
yes she really barked!...bitch pom is very noisy u know. when there was the slightest sound from the outside the closed door, she would start barking feverishly.
CANDY was liked our sensing door alarm. sometime even salesmen, or visitors just reaching our floor landing and proceed towards my unit, she would start barking. we anticipated visitor liao...so clever this bitch!
mamalee fed her with cooked liver and rice. suddenly her appetite increased. became damn greedy. everything also she supped. apple core, pineapple core, orange, ......almost everything we ate, she must eat too.
her favorite was durian. when we feasted on durians, she would bark impatiently and demanded her share....so clever and greedy this bitch!
one day, when i was back from my nursing stint, i found the whole hall was littered with shits..and shits...and more shits!! no one was at home...
'CANDY!!!...U BAD GIRL!!...WHY U SHIT EVERYWHERE?!!' i would yell. then i retrieved my cane. was furious and looking high and low where she was hidding. me going to smack the bitch until she would remember it for the rest of her bitchy life!
then i followed the trail of dunno what...it din appear to be shit. like some other thing. it din look like shit or smelled like it. oh my god!! i thought something bad must have happened to my bitch.
there hidding under my monster bed, a pup just ejected out from her pussy....she looked at me with the saddest motherly eyes....i realised she was giving birth.
my sister actually bought a pregnanted bitch!! oh my god!
before i could think of anything, candy was licking at the first pup. then another little pair of legs emerged from her pussy.....another pup!!
this one was black colored. it came out smoothly. so i lovingly patted candy....she gave a weak wagging of her bushy foxy tail....
i left her alone to tend to the pups. suddenly she wailed pitifully. i quickly bent down to see what was happening under my bed.
candy was wailing to me for help. another pup was emerging from her pussy!! she was too weak to force it out. goodness! luckily me a male missy, so i delivered that last pup for her by gently pulling it out.
this was a beauty. very small. white furball.....so so cute!
.....to be cont'd

A SUDDEN DEATH OF A GOOD YOUNG DOCTOR :(

Loh Chee Kongcheekong@mediacorp.com.sg

THE room on the third floor at Singapore Casket was filled with doctors � people who know better than anyone that death is part and parcel of life, and that it can strike anyone, even the seemingly healthy, in their sleep..But that knowledge didn't make it any easier for these doctors to accept the death of Dr Toh Wei Keong � their 32-year-old friend and colleague, who on Friday became the fourth person in a month here to die in his sleep..The general practitioner was also the second doctor among the four. The first was Dr Christopher Lim, 35, who died from an apparent seizure in his sleep barely a month ago..Said Dr Hoe Wan Sin, Dr Toh's former classmate and wife of his closest friend in medical school: "The fact that we are all doctors makes this even harder to take. We have so much technical knowledge, yet we can't explain it. I tried to share whatever I know with (Dr Toh's) wife but ... I don't think it makes a difference.".Dr Hoe, who works at Tan Tock Seng Hospital, had rushed down to the hospital morgue with her husband upon hearing the news. "The last thing you would expect is to find your friend in a drawer in the mortuary where you are working," she said..A preliminary post-mortem gave Dr Toh's cause of death to be "cardio-respiratory failure, pending further investigations"..The full autopsy results will be out in a month, but Dr Toh's wife, Madam Tiina Ong, is not expecting any closure even then as the memory of her trying to wake him up keeps playing in her mind.."His body was still warm although his hands and feet were cold. He wasn't breathing and I tried to shake him a bit ... It was just like he was sleeping. But he wouldn't wake up," she said..Dr Toh was pronounced dead at the hospital about an hour later, after doctors failed to resuscitate him..Mdm Ong, 32, who is in the advertising and marketing line, got to know her late husband when they were both students at the National University of Singapore. The couple's sixth wedding anniversary would have been this Friday and they were planning to start a family next year.."I try not to cry ... But I still can't accept it happened," she told Today.."The memory of me trying frantically to wake him up is still so vivid.".Her husband would work 15-hour days at the Sengkang clinic he set up two years ago, although recently his days had become busier after he started a second clinic..But he was a fit and healthy young man, said Mdm Ong. "He was very particular about his diet. He used to exercise regularly but had not been doing so of late due to work. There were no signs at all this would happen.".Dr Hoe's husband Dr Khoo Chong Kiat, a registrar at KK Women's and Children's Hospital's Obstetrics and Gynaecology Division who had spent his army and university days together with Dr Toh, typed out a two-page letter paying tribute to his "great friend" that he distributed at the wake..Recalling how he "broke down like mad" at the mortuary, Dr Khoo wrote: "Someone once told me he was such a likeable doctor that patients, after spending five minutes with him, would definitely go back to him for the next visit. He was also very kind by nature and often gave a discount for old folks who could not pay up in full.".Indeed, some of those at the wake yesterday were his patients..One of them, financial adviser Kelvin Ng, said: "He was very approachable and he really listened. He was our family doctor. My kids really liked him.".Mr Ng added that Dr Toh would call them up to check on his children's condition whenever they were ill..According to the National Heart Centre, between 2001 and 2003, about 300 people aged between 18 and 60 died suddenly each year. Most deaths were caused by cardiovascular conditions. Three per cent had no known cause..Besides the two doctors, a 16-year-old student and a 25-year-old store manager also died in their sleep on Oct 24 and Nov 13 respectively.
For those who khow: special lot--------------------
What is this? Spiritual or actual physical problem?
nayr69sg
12:15
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leetahsar
16 of 20

124640.16 in reply to 124640.14
Hi people, Dr Toh was my classmate and good friend.
Take it from me. He was a good man. He always cared for people and did his best to help anyone he could.
We lost a good doctor, loving husband and a good man.
May he rest in peace.

leetahsar
12:21
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nayr69sg
18 of 20

124640.18 in reply to 124640.16
yes i know....and everyone love him and his wife to be happy and keep helping the sick especially the poor.....but sometime, it's like that....bad person dies....good person also dies....
dun blame GOD. we never know why it has to be like that....he's a fair GOD.
the bad dies; the good also must die. that's why i think this is what is meant by 'fair' tpo GOD...i dun understand too...a bit angry...but still that's the way things are....a way to test the faithful who might be adversely affected by this sudden death of a good man.........;9(
so our deepest condolence to his family....peace with u all...ornitoufo.....;9(

GOD'S WAY IS NOT FOR US TO QUESTION, brother....
maybe the good doctor need an eternal rest ....maybe he already accomplished much already and GOD wants him back to rest eternally in His Kingdom...
no matter what....the sad sudden unexpected death had occurred.
the living must learn to be strong cos i believe in death the good doctor would surely wants those he loved to be happy, be stronger and carry on their lives to doing more good....
he shall henceforth be living eternally with them within their hearts to the days end....
isn't this beautiful too?
ornitofu...peace to all.....;9)

just a few months after our election, this is what follows...GST UP TO 7%!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62NOErWc0sA&eurl=

this clip from YOUTUBE describes best the authentic condition here.

this thread which i posted gains so many responses in less than a week!


gst up from 5 to 7%!! confirmed losses!!

From:
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123739.1
confirmed: all the foreign investment and shopping sprees by auntie are in a big fucking mess!
gst going to be raised from 5% to 7%. watch out!
dun think sinkies would complain or protest or rally or any damn thing!.
and erection hasn't even been 6 mths later. now here comes the crunch..ANOTHER SENSELESS RAISE!
now everyone knows where they keep painting rosy pics and improve employment figures..
IT'S A FAKE !!...a prelude to increase the ever bloodsucking GST!!!
RED ALERT!!

it has hit 242 postings and still counting.
is the land going down the pits?? we have mercernaries minded avaricious people running our show....

hiazz.....
die, die to another country i must find....
before my piggy ter yue is really fried!!
increased gst to help the poor,
what kind of logic is this we are told?
losses said losses they have incurred
don't always shift the blame the whole world or us
for heaven's sake!
after the gst, sure more to come
cos' they think everyone in this land is dumb!
millions already in their pockets,
this is how they solved our national problems...
ALL THIS SCUMS!
when will they be satisfied,
with such money pocketed into their lives?
when will they really spare a thought...
and really heard the people cries?
i never know when,
i never know how....
and i definitely dunno why...
we voted a bunch of cronies to
sadistise our lives!
5 years down the road,
most will be lembu..probably a toad!
they will forget about all this fleecing,
and surely be conned again with some icing.
once again the vicious cycle rolls...
whining, screaming, banging, pulling their hairs....
cos once again, they realise.....
the paps really doesn't care!
hiazzz........;9(

PART 4 - exposure of SWAN PANTIES....:(

oh yes! there was another embarrassing undies adventures of me, the water merpiggy!
i was then just finished poly i think. a whole bunch from my group organised an outing to BIG SPLASH at east coast. freaking expensive during my time.
so it was my turn to slide down the longest waterslide in south east asia. i was in ...yes...MY WHITE COTTON SWAN PANTIES...what else to wear when that was the only brand of white panties ur mum deligiently bought for u over the years?
in my macho speedo off i slided...down...faster...and faster..and SPLASSSSSHHHHH!!....i hit the pool below.
when i emerged, shit!! laughter was all around me. guess what?...yes!...the cotton white SWAN PANTIES was dangling out in between my otherwise cool macho speedos swim shorts....;9(

PART 3 - wrong undies

i went into that cubicle blind like a bat without my specs...the shower curtain was black...the undies hanged there was black. my fresher than spring undies was dark blue. i hanged up there with my towel next to it.
after finished, the first thing like i saw was the wrong BLACK undies instead of my fresher than spring undies. so after drying put that on leaving my own undies hanging there. oh my god!
it was until i opened my locker, wore on my specs that i felt something funny. the undies didn't feel leetahsar or what...and i look at the mirror...IT'S DEFINITELY BLACK AND NOT DARK BLUE...and shit! i realised i put on someone's used stinking undies!!...;9(
funny?...yes funny!...me now laughing until my tummy splitting. this type of gooniness also can happen to this blur cock!

my SWAN PANTIES didn't stop after i graduated from secondary to poly to ns and later to working life. STILL WAS IN SWAN COTTON WHITE PANTIES...can u imagine?
then choo choo was just recovered from her terrible ordeal (ref: her story in my UPHEAVAL OF LEETAHSAR or http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com ) and a squatter pal whom i was trying to matchmake with and of course this kaypoh piggy. 3 of us went to pulau langkawi.
these 2 loverbirds din swim cos choochoo was badly scarred from the explosion accident in a suicide attempt. that squatter pal also din swim to keep her company. only this merpiggy who loved water like anything jumped into the sea in his chio speedo trunks. it was like a short kind of swimwear which could double up as a sport shorts too.
me really enjoying my piggy dip. then they called me to go for makan. i ascented out from the tide. the moment i was walking towards them, they cupped their hands to their mouths and was hilarious.
me ...well, i looked behind me still blur dunno what they were laughing about. then choochoo pointed to my speedo. i glanced down. OH MY GOD!!......
my swan panties slipped out and was dangling from the two hollow of my speedo. i was so embarrassed!!
i told myself: the first when i got back, rid all the cotton white swan panties and buy colored branded briefs. so so embarrassing!.....;9(
henceforth, me wear colored cotton undies.
end of my white cotton panties i mean undies ordeal. well? how was the story? zany and funny?
PS: my grandma told me not to throw. she wanted it and she wore them until the last day of her life...haahahahaha....;9)

PART 2

i still got a grandfather retro SWAN PANTY undies which i haven't told yet...this one sure would blow ur mind to pieces...so embarrassing....;9(
u remember if u were in middle age now, that in the 60s, men rarely wore colored undies. they were more squarish like me. i only wore china-made white cotton undies SWAN BRAND...and i had to call it SWAN PANTY....cos i was surprised...my grandma wore that too!!
as in granny's panties...hahahaha....;9)
it was because of this finding that i graduated to colored branded briefs.
anyway, it was a more traumatic experience that really made me switch to colored undies.....;9(

chump liao!...;9(
u mean henceforth i m branded the undieman uncle...jialat! all these undies zany stories real u know...ok...for u i will now tell about my traumatic experiences wearing honest to goodness white cotton undies...i notoriously named SWAN PANTIES....cos grandma wore that too....so pai seh!...hahahaha....;9(
when i was in primary school, i was undieless ie. no undies for me. why? i dunno. but now even my 3 yr old nephew already starting wearing WINNIE THE POOH branded undies!
er...u want that undies story too??
cos the jewel and the anconda were already developing, so mamalee said must exercise some modesty and cover those precious up. she bought me my first china made cotton briefs...SWAN PANTIES.
not cheap u know. it was like $3 per pc. so at that time was considered 'branded' SWAN. my old man wore CROCODILE white cotton briefs. up till today it's still CROCODILE for him..that's why he such a 'buaya' himself, too...hahahahaha....;9) and must feast on hat yai teetus regularly...;9(
so to continue the story, u know why mamalee bought me those white cotton briefs. has anyone of u in my era ever asked ur mum why they must buy white cotton brief for the sons?
ok...i tell u. all the mums wanted to know when u would have ur first wet dream...all the stained evidence there!!...;9(
OH SHIT!!...the girls are reading too and now they know about our little boys' secrets! after mum knew my first embarrassing wet dream evidence, she double boiled special sex health tonic for me. oh please!..not aphrodisiac kind...just gonads tonic to boost faster development of my mandom mojo lah....not to make me feel horny and have recurrent wet dreams...just a natural boosting to being a macho man.....hahahaha....;9)
so year in year out, it was SWAN PANTIES until i was sec 4. white cotton SWAN undies were hopelessly inferiorly manufactured. it usually tattered in no time. since i wore inside, no one would be able to peep at it. mamalee refused to replace unless the rubber was really loose.
do u all know how embarrassing when u had to go swimming with ur classmates? they were already wearing colored branded CROCODILE undies and me...STILL IN MY LAU AH PEK SWAN PANTIES!....;9(
when the panties was wet, u see a hairy black spider hiding inside...and it drooped making u looked like a tua lumpar guy....*so embarrassing!*....;9(
so usually after i swam, i would go the the toilet cubicle dried up and also changed at the same time. i definitely won't want to be branded with the 'ah pek teh kor with the tua lumpar!'
i skipped the showering part.
.......to be continued....

SHIT! I WORE SOMEONE'S UNDIES!!

as usual, i went to workout in california gym yesterday being a sunday.
it was a good sweat out. after i had enough, i hit the shower. got my towel and undies, proceeded to the cubicle.
drew the curtain and hanged my undies and towel. after finished shower, wiped cleaned. put on undies returned to my locker. put on my spec. me still in the 'undies' and i was SHOCKED!!
BLACK UNDIES!!!???...this wasn't my undies, man!!...how come i was wearing it!!!???
so i rushed back to the cubicle. oh shit!! there hanging on the curtain rings - MY DARK BLUE UNDIES...!!
hell, man! who the shithole who left his undies there..and XL some more - my size.
bo bian!!...stripped the bloody cursed BLACK UNDIES..and showered all over again cos that used undies smelled!!
there ur monday ting tong thread. sure the flaming will follow even though i m sharing this funny and crazy happening on me...and just happened yesterday only...SHIT!!...;9(

location of happening: CALIFORNIA FITNESS CLUB GYM's shower cubicle.
culprit: UNKNOWN
victim: yes..ur lovable blur king goon...ME.....;9(

PART 3- THE HOUSE WARMING PARTY OF ACE

Very soon, ace held his house warming party. i was invited too. i told him me very poor...nothing to give him only recycled gifts i collected over the years which were not even used after unwrapping.
he said it was ok. he only appreciated my presence. aaaah...! i found a good gift to give to him..a retro 30 yrs no more in production optic bedside lamp with built in analog clock....
that's it!...this would be a perfect gift.
PPPPP...PP!....sibeikang's was downstair horning his trademark horn again. off i went.
sbk: what u got there , bob?
lts: oh..a retro bedside optic lamp.
sbk: is it?..i like...can see?...(opened wrapper for him to peek)...wow...i like...can i exchange my red wine with u...i m bringing 2 bottles...u take one bottle and i give the other bottle...but i get to keep this lamp....hehehehe....
sbk...u bloody idiot!!....really lived up to ur kangIng name!
of course, i said NO! not long we reached his condo which was near by the sea....
we parked into the basement carpark. when i entered the basement door to the lift landing, i was pleasantly shocked. wow!!...so much food!!
sbk: bob, stop it!!...this one not belong to ace. his is on the ground floor club house.
shit! wasted man!
ground floor. lift doors opened into the club house. oh my god! pathetic!!....only got 6 miserly food warmers with equally miserly quantity of cheapo food!
and we were the earliest batch to arrive. sbk spared no time to dig in. he was very hungry.....he piled up his food. after that went for second round. me ...i was very pai seh. i anticipated it definitely won't be enough with the arrival of the FOSC gang.
i ate very little....
later, ace's relatives and colleagues came. his colleagues for ur info were monstrous sizes both male and female...and they attacked the food going for numerous rounds.
by then, there wasn't much left. the FOSC gang still haven't appeared. the caterer came and requested to remove all the utensil back. so ace instructed his maid to bring tupperwares and brought back what little scraps were left.
after it was done, the FOSC came. now the table was totally bare! what to do?....all lan lan but still gotta pass presents to ace. i can tell u...everyone of those jokers was famished cos most of them just finished work and hadn't taken their dinner.
what a disappointment to them!....came with expensive wines...and nothing to eat!
after a brief gathering and look around at his posh penthouse which overlooked the sea...nice view...bare rooftop ...no plants nothing...simple cheapo interior decor...we requested to buzz off.
why?...cos everyone's tummy was grumbling...HUNGRY LAH!!...
so we left. the first thing was we complained ...cursed and swore!
the next the whole bunch headed for the nearest hawker centre and supped...cursing and swearing!......
so rich...and so cheapo....why huh?
end of this lame story.....;9(

PART 2

PART 2

how lian ACE was a very fortunate guy. his parents were rich. bought him a penthouse. gave him a sportscar to zip around. really a sportscar could only sit 2 person - he and his whoever gf he picked up.
TING..TING..TONG ...TONG....my msn beeped!
was surprised!...of all the unknown msn-ers i got, there was a dialogue box and asked me to click ACCEPT. ok lor! ACCEPT, i clicked.
next moment, DA LIAN MEI was online msning me. she told she was thankful that i talked to her in crisp mandarin. or else the previous nite dinner would really be very boring and awkard for her since she catch no balls what the hell were the gang of FOSC was talking about....hahahaha....;9)
kaypoh me started asking her how long ace had been her 'bf'. she was taken aback. i was even taken further aback after i heard her revelation....
dlm: he's not my bf...please lah....just a friend i know in singapore...
lts: huh?...then why he said he brought u here all the way from da lian?
dlm: is it? i dunno...i been working here many years..in IT in charge of da lian business representing a sgp firm here...
lts: oic...so u intend to marry to him?
dlm: pls lah...i m just his friend ...NOT ..gf...
.....scenery changed.
not long after the msn with da lian mei, ace msned me. wow!...very busy leh. ok lor, entertained him. he kept asking about shares ...how to invest and all those lame questioning.
a very impatient bastard! u slow to respond he nudged u TING TING TONG TONG...for an immediate answer.
everytime he does a a few times of the nudging, my pc hanged!...and i was locked into my shares trading site. means i had to re-boot my system to log in again...SUPER IRRITANT!
finally he told me he wanted to get an engagement ring for his da lian mei. now this was getting confusing...cos i just msned her and she claimed he wasn't even his bf. so how?
dun bother lor. recommended him the cute cute girl of a little sweet jewellery shop in FUNAN CENTRE. ok tot he would go. so i called the cute girl and told her a pal of me coming to buy a pair of engagement rings at about 8pm.
she closed shop at 8pm. so in order to do a bit more business, she promised to open and wait for ace.
my phone rang and hanged up abruptly. it was ace. i tot he called the wrong number so i dun bother to reply.
but no this rang and hanged was something totally blown my mind off.
the phone rang and the cute girl called: 'uncle, u pal coming or not huh?...i very hungry...gotta to go back to see my sick baby son u know....'
lts: huh? tot he went there already at about 8pm. he din come meh? ok...u wait i called him and see how.
it was like 8.30pm. she had waited for half an hour. i called ace. and this was what the bastard said to me!
ace: i called u just now n hanged up. expected u to call me...u din
lts:...huh?...what u mean?...why u called and then hanged up?
me really blur leh. why like that?
ace: oh...cos my incoming call is free...so i dun want to waste my airtime...u should ve called me...u din..i went to another jewellery shop and bought the rings already....thanks anyway..*click*
huh??...like that also can this fucking bastard!!
so i was so embarrassed and called the cute girl to close shop. i had to bluff her he last minute got something on. the girl sounded disappointed but what to do....was it my fault???
.....to be cont'd.....

A SILLY BOY AND HIS TEETU

it's been a long time since my teetu stories continue.
it's was abruptly stopped after i got so many flaming. there are definitely many teetujias, teetukongs, teetulauhankus, teetulauhuays and even one desperately lovelorn teetukia that are hovering all over me...
WOE IS ME!...
anyway, today story is about a boy who proudly called himself ACE. the only ACE i knew is ULTRAMAN ACE from the ULTRAFORCE.
well, this ace here was definitely no ace.
i met him in one of my FOSC meeting or FULL OF SHITS CLUB.
the gang of the boys came with their local gfs. this ace came with a teetujia from DALIAN. gosh! this ttj was beautiful. slender, very fair skinned, rosy complexion and just like me big lucid gazing eyes....i liked!...hehehehe....;9)
so after intro us to his gf, we settled down and ordered our food. sibeikang, wifey and the rest of the club member guys were there too.
after makan, time to foot the bill. of course, this how lian ace dug out his notes to pay. after that settled, it was among the FOSC members to pay him. go dutch what...what u expect? ace really foot the bill or what?
he paid first, he got a kick. the cheena mei mei who came to collect the money tot he was so rich and generous. shiok, right?
we ordered drinks and started talking cocks and shits. ace intro his gf and told us in hokkien he conned her all the way here from da lian....as if...;9(
every of the boys started to take a different perspective look at that pretty cheena ttj. they looked at her in the eyes of lust and discreet....;9((.
if u said u love ur gf - no matter where or what nationality she's from - would u want to lead people to look at her in such manner?
of course, not. but for ace, talking in this manner kinda made him shiok cos it gave him a false feel good that he was the charming type that so faraway mei mei would gladly just followed him back here.
after some exchanges of particulars, we dispersed. the da lian mei, let's called da lian mei lor hardly spoke anything cos we were talking in singlish, hokkien and rojak kind of dialects. she was totally blurred!
to be cont'd......

THE SAD UNFORTUNATE DEATH OF TOOK LENG HOW

this cut and copy was from a popular poster in the forum. i wish to share with everyone the more vivid account of the kind of laws we have here...

From:
makapa
7-Nov 22:52
To:
ALL


123069.1
To: Singapore/Malaysia Network

Friends,

As you know, recent years have seen a strong international campaign against Singapore's brutal death penalty. One of the young men facing execution was Malaysian Took Leng How, convicted of murdering eight-year-old Huang Na. Despite the question mark placed over the convction by an appeal judge, Took Leng How failed in his appeal to President Nathan and he was executed last Friday. He was 24.

Amnesty International will continue to campaign against death sentences. No serious study has shown that executions deterr crime, as the government claims, and mistakes can be made, no matter how reliable a judicial system may be. Singapore is now repeatedly referred to by media worldwide as the country with the highest per capita rate of executions -- as Canada's editorial today on executions in China pointed out once again.

In my message to President Nathan last week on Took Leng How's case, I called for Singapore to take a courageous lead among retentionist countries and move forward on this issue. It is he, after consultations with the government on appeals, who signs death warrants. Former President Devan Nair told Amnesty International that he himself had come to the conclusion that the death penalty was wrong.

Below is a message from Singapore's Think Centre, which has been strongly opposing executions for the last few years, and some media coverage.

Best wishes,

Margaret John
Coordinator for Singapore and Malaysia
Amnesty International Canada



FROM SINGAPORE'S THINK CENTRE:

Dear Friends,Took Leng How was hanged on the Friday morning, November 3, 2006, During Took’s trial, one of the three appeal court judges had doubt on the cause of death. Justice Kan Ting Chiu stated “My conclusion is that the appellant’s conviction for murder should be set aside, as there was reasonable doubt whether she died as a result of the fit. In place of that, the appellant should be convicted for an offence of voluntarily causing hurt as corroborated by the post-mortem findings.” reported in the The Straits Times on 26 January 06.The dissenting judge, Justice Kan Ting Chiu, held the opinion that Took should be charged with the lesser offence of "voluntarily causing hurt" rather than murder. The penalty for "voluntarily causing hurt" is 1 year in jail plus Singapore dollar $1,000 fine.In the case of Took, shouldnt the benefit of the doubt be given to him? Took surrendered himself which counted for nothing during the trial.He made a choice to stand trial that cost his life!! If the death penalty is not mandatory for the murder, the dissenting opinion of Justice Kan plus Took’s surrender, it would have led to a more appropriate sentence - less severe punishment.Background InfoOctober 23, 2006, Took Leng How plea for clemency rejected by the President on the advice of the cabinet.Some 34,000 people had signed a petition against Took's death sentence, submitted to President Nathan. The 23-year-old Malaysian was sentenced to death in August 2005 after he was found guilty of the murder of eight-year-old Chinese national Huang Na in October 2004.In January, the Court of Appeals dismissed Took's appeal against the death penalty. But it was was split decision - the dissenting judge stated that the prosecution failed to prove conclusively that Took had smothered Huang Na. One pyschiatist foundTook to be suffering from Schizphrenia.Former Chief Justice Yong Pung How and Justice Chao Hick Tin had dismissed Took's appeal against the death sentence but Justice Kan Ting Chiu had disagreed with them. The Court of Appeals carried through the decision on the two-to-one majority.News stories below.Regards,Sinapan Samydorai-----------------------------------------------------------------------------November 03, 2006 16:23 PM M'sian Took Leng How Hanged This Morninghttp://www.bernama.com.my/bernama/v3/news.php?id=227655SINGAPORE, Nov 3 (Bernama) -- Convicted child killer Took Leng How was hanged at Changi Prison this morning.His body was later released to his family members, a prison official told Bernama.Took, 24, a Malaysian from Penang who worked here as a vegetable packer, was convicted of killing eight-year-old Chinese national Huang Na at the Pasir Panjang Wholesale Centre in October 2004 and sentenced to the gallows in August last year.Took's hanging came about two weeks after his bid for clemency was rejected by the President, closing the chapter on one of the most closely watched murder cases in Singapore.Took filed an appeal shortly after his conviction, but in January this year the Court of Appeal upheld the death sentence in a split two-to-one decision, prompting his family to start a campaign to save him from the gallows.As many as 34,000 signatures had been collected in support for the petition for clemency.Huang Na's disappearance from the wholesale market in October 2004 sparked a massive search by police and volunteers.The police also questioned Took in connection with the murder. He later fled Singapore for Malaysia, sparking a nationwide search for him by Malaysian police.The father of a three-year-old son later surrendered to the police here and led them to Huang Na's naked and decomposed body, which was stuffed in a box in a hill park several kilometres from the market.Last week, media reports here quoted a family member as saying that Took was mentallyprepared to die and asked his wife, Yuli, 24, to go back to Indonesia and remarry."He had given up all hope and said that after his death, his wife should remarry and forget about him," The New Paper quoted the family member as saying.-- BERNAMA-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------NewpaperI'm ready to die. Huang Na's killer loses death-sentence appeal http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story/0,4136,116304,00.html?By Chong Shin Yen October 27, 2006 GO back to Indonesia, find a good man there and remarry.This was convicted child killer Took Leng How's final wish for his wife, Madam Yuli.Madam Yuli and son Shun Yang going to Took's grandaunt's flat after visiting him yesterday. -- ALVVIN TOH He had told his grandaunt to pass this message to Madam Yuli when she visited him on Monday.Took, 24, also told her that he was mentally prepared to die.The grandaunt, who is in her 60s and does not want to be named, said: 'He had given up all hope and says that after his death, his wife should remarry and forget about him.'Took's plea for clemency was rejected by President SR Nathan on Monday.The Malaysian vegetable packer was sentenced to hang for killing 8-year-old Huang Na in 2004. (See report on facing page.)Took is likely to be hanged within two weeks .Madam Yuli, 24, and the couple's son, Shun Wang, 3, arrived here yesterday to visit him.They had boarded an overnight bus from Penang on Tuesday night. The journey took about nine hours.The grandaunt - who lives here - met them in Johor Baru.After they went through Woodlands checkpoint at about 9am, they had a quick breakfast at a nearby coffee shop.Then, Madam Yuli bought a packet of chicken rice with two drumsticks and a bowl of prawn soupThe grandaunt said: 'This was Took's parents' instructions to Yuli. They said that these were his favourite dishes and told her to buy them for him.'The three of them then headed to Changi Prison Complex, where they were told by prison officers that they were not allowed to take food in. So they later had it for lunch instead.FAVOURITE DISHESThey spent about four hours with Took in the prison.Madam Yuli had also visited him last month.The grandaunt told The New Paper that Took did most of the talking.When asked what the couple talked about, the grandaunt said she did not understand most of their conversation as they spoke in a mixture of Hokkien and Malay.'Only the two of them can understand each other and this is how they've always communicated,' she said.Took was calm while talking to his wife, a Chinese Indonesian.'And he would smile when he saw his son playing next to her,' said the grandaunt.Shun Wang, who wore a long-sleeved T-shirt and pants with cartoons, was running around the waiting area as they waited to see Took.The grandaunt said Shun Wang was happy to see his father and could recognise him.'He was calling out 'papa' a few times when he saw his father. The father and son also spoke to each other,' she said.When approached after the visit, Madam Yuli declined to be interviewed.'There's nothing much I can say. There's no point in saying anything,' she said.The grandaunt, who had looked after Took while he was working here, said he had given her instructions for his funeral arrangements.' The grandaunt said that Took's parents - who run a coffee shop in Penang - will arrive here tomorrow.'They did not manage to get the bus tickets as it was the Hari Raya holiday and tickets were all sold out,' she said.They will stay here until his death sentence is carried out.