CHEONGSTER, SOTON & SANSAN, THE TEETUJIA

saturday as usual....
bbbbb ....bb! goodie! msg in my handphone. it read: WE R HEADING FOR GEYLANG LOR XX. U WANNA JOIN? - kaixin, the cheongster.
huh?? what's all this??
i responded by calling: hallo! caixim...what's with the sms and geylang?
kx: no lah...soton is itchy. didn't he sms u to come to mei ling? how cum u din cum?
me blurr, lts: sms me?? where got? u mean soton and u were eating at my mei ling?....he din sms or call la...WHAT'S UP WITH THIS CUTTLEFISH??
kx: aiyoh..he said he sms..called..and u din respond. and yes..his is UP....VERY VERY UP....and horny now. we are reaching geylang lor XX. come lah! join us...the same teetucave the last time we dragged u there...OKT misses u and so is his mum...hahahaha.....
lts: no thanks...u 2 have fun...me got lots of gardening to do...see u tonight for dinner, ok.
kx: ok lor...see u then...i belanja u ...*muaks!*
muaks?? shit!! this cheongster must be really horny too!

night fell.
bbbbb...bb! sms read: c'mon down to FUNAN....me there now waiting for u...*muak muak!*
double muaks??....hmmm....what's going on?
curiosity kills piggy!! i dressed up and zoomed immediately there to meet my muaking caixim, the cheongster of geylang lorongs.
....continues....

part 2

there, waiting eagerly, my caixim as usual in his black Ts and jeans. wonder did he change since day one i met him...yes...again in black Ts and jeans!
lts, arms stretching to shake him...(his hand lah!!) : hi caisim, what's up?
kx, blushed: aiyo! can dun say the UP word or not?....i din UP this afternoon...u want me to UP u is it?....
lts, blur again: what do u mean UP??..UP what??...what's up??
with his swing bag over his groin, kx blushed: shit lah!!...it's UP now!!!...wait..SHUDDUP!!...let me take deep breathing first....i need the flag lowering stance ....u make me all horny all over...! (face flushed pink now our geylang cheongster)
kx: sigh!...better now...back to normal. shall we go get a bite first?....i tell u what's happening...i belanja u...*wink..wink*..
ok lor!...magic word: BELANJA...bonus: wink ..wink. I M ON!!
we walked to CHARCOAL ( the old name was PETALS) which was a SHATEC training school in hotel industry and located at the TREASURY BUILDING. this was pinkie the clown's territory.
kx: dun worry...today my treat...
we glanced at the menu prices displayed on an artist stand outside. the prices really shocked us! it was like all around $30+ it used to be like below $20 for a 5 course meal with appetiser, soup, main course, coffee/tea (or me) and dessert.
and now the prices had escalated!
kx: er...on second thought, we go back FUNAN for PASTAMANIA...can?
lts: sure! the prices here now like daylight robbery!!
back we went to FUNAN and settled for pasta. i had a veggie pasta. kx ordered the LASAGNE. one shoot bak we got each a freshly brewed kopi for only $1. another shoot bak and a muak from caixim, he got a bowl of MINESTRONE soup.....hahahaha...we finally settled down to sup and enjoy our food and aromatic coffee.
....continues.....soton ate SANSAN the teetujia alive and raw!

part 3

before i go into the orgasmic bliss and marital union of soton and sansan teetujia, let me apologise to him first.
we were msning this morning - a group orgy again. he was like the stalker lpplking...keeping silent and watching only.
his usual kaypohji and chatty self wasn't there. NOW WHAT CAN BE WRONG WITH HIM....???

RA 21+.....enter at ur own risk....;9)
after the final slurping of my veggie linguine, i looked at caisim sweetly. he was like a carebear u know...so sweet and could be eaten raw...hahahaha....;9)
kx, looked up at me from his yummy lasagne: what??...what??...dun look at me like that leh....or it would be mari kita down there once more....pleae lah.....ok..ok..i tell...i tell u whatever u wanna know..
lts: well?....soton din call me last saturday when both u jokers were enjoying my mei ling...why??
kx: aiyo!! how i know..??....he told me he called and sms u. it was u who din respond...no meh??
lts, glaring more droolingly at him: u say lor...? after mei ling, where u 2 lovebirds go?..dun tell me!!....GEYLANG TEETUCAVE??!!
kx, head bowed: yes lah...where else? soton was really horny that day...he drove me there. but i wasn't in the mood....u know.....u always telling me my facial feature is a glowing one...so dun waste it in teetucave and teetujia...so i was pondering over ur bloody words!!...ponder until..i couldn't sing my mari kita...
lts: huh??? really meh?...me so good one huh??
kx: abathen!! but OKT already booked SANSAN to come service...so soton being horny told me to rest...he took over from there...AND BOY!! did he take over! or his passion and loud groaning took over the whole orkweekeng (whorehouse)!!
lts: huh??..quick!! details...details...DETAILS!!!! QUICK!!
kx: simmer down lah!!....everyone's looking this way u idiot!...this is how it went........

PART 4:CHEONGSTER, SOTON & SANSAN, THE TEETUJIA

kx continued: both of them, one right, one left licking and slurping...slurping and sucking....finally i just dun care whether there was cuttlefish licking furiously on my other side...the horniness was really intense now...my flag raising mari kita was at its toppest!....ah sar u ok or not??...how come ur mouth like niagra fall...drool until like that??
wide eyed and mouth opened, i hastily wiped off the drools: ..then what happened...quick..quick..more details!!
kx, blushed and continued: then...then...sansan unzipped me..if not, sure fractured down there. my rod sprang out like a jack in the box when she tugged off my red undies.... *blush*.... yes..yes... i wear that regularly in honour of ur red undies story...heeheehee...
lts: u r kidding me??.........hahahahaha
kx: i was dying and exploding inside....drools were pouring out from my corners of my lips...my head was turning left and right..back right and left....sansan knew i must get into her immediately or i would sure to nose bleed or suffer internal injury....soton was still slurping away deliciously at my pointy....shit to him!!...
sansan finally removed her translucent nightgown. the way she arched her back....aiyo....next she unwrapped a condom and held it within her thick lips mouth....
she went down there. her mouth opened wide and cupped into my stiff rod. when she arched back to hold back her long flowing tress..PRESTO!! the raincoat had already covered over my steaming hot rod!....can u imagine that?...sar...sar....!!
a gentle smack over my cheek, lts: what...what???....sorry...ur far fetch description put me in a daze spell!!...then what?
kx: she looked at me bitchily. down her mouth went again. sucking hard...rolling her moist warm tongue over the hot ice cream. she licked....and licked....from the base of my balls up wards and swallowed it whole and continued sucking....
by the time i knew it, soton was already naked. oh shit!! red thongs!!! yucks!!...puui...puui....
lts: huh?...another red??...serious or not??
kx: ya lah...ur red undies cult is wide spread now ..u din know meh?...where was i?....now sansan had slipped her warm moist pussy over my screaming hound...oh..oh..oh!! the pussy fully ate the hound. she groaned and moaned....i groaned and moaned...
suddenly, my legs were lifted...oh my god!! soton lifted my legs. in he thrust....yeow...yeow..ouch..ouch!!! i screamed...she screamed even louder...
something wriggling inside me.....soton's sparepart was hot inside my arse!! oh shit!! a threesome..a bloody messy threesome...i was daze...the feeling was confusingly exhilarating....i was really really daze...
i was furiosly rode on...front and back.....soton rocked me hard. sansan also rocked me even harder. finally we exploded simultaneously!!!
...booohoohooo...i exploded. sansan exploded...and fuck!! someone exploded raw into my butthole!!...boohoohoo...
lts: dun cry lah, caixim...u love it right?...is that why soton now dun respond to both of our calls?....
kx, wiping his last tear: i dunno...dun ask me...i m his ... *blush* man now....why u think he gave me $200 for nothing?...he gave sansan $150. he gave me $200....so u say lor
lts: huh??...i say?...say what?
yeah!...what to say??...THE END LIAO LOR!....;9)

the pink discovery!!

GREATEST GREAT GRANDMA!!!...

GREATEST GREAT GRANDMA!!!...

oh great grandmama!!!....i was shocked....i stoomped...i fell back and sat on my fat bum!!!... down i fell again!! my long legs kicked another luggage....
u see hor...i din rummage his belongings...i was stoomped!...i only fell back and sat on my fat bum!!!... my long legs kicked those luggage unintentionally....and more things were exposed.
this time, a shiny blue piece of funny looking fell out of his opened luggage. and it was an undies...a lady one i presumed. it was a psychedelic blue...very shiny...very unusual material...very see through.
i held it up against the window light. oh my dead grandmama!! there were stains at the erogenous area...big patch stain!
no...i din fell back this time. my bums was getting bruised u know for felling too many times on it.
i was stoomped..stunned..and steamed!! and the mari kita was still singing!
what in the world was my weird FT IT tenant doing?....what could he be doing back home???....
any clues....anyone???

PART 3: GREATER DISCOVERY!!! OH GRANDMAMA!!!

GREATER DISCOVERY!!! OH GRANDMAMA!!!

oh great grandmama!!!....i was shocked....i stoomped...i fell back and sat on my fat bum!!! (i just have to rap this again. it's so rhythmic and well...cool!)
it knocked over another luggage. now again:
oh great grandmama!!!....i was shocked....i stoomped...i fell back and sat on my fat bum!!!
exposed beneath that bag...was....was...a lacy pink translucent panties...i mean the one a pussy used...not a hound would wear!! my hand swept and was about to get up...oh my god!!...i grabbed a pinkie lacy bras!!!
my weird FT IT tenant was a young growing boy...what were all these bras and panties in his room??..and sexy see through pinkie some more??..why??...why?...
i was devastated! i treated him like a long lost son.....and now...oh great grandmama!!!....i was shocked....i stoomped...i fell back and sat on my fat bum!!!... down i fell again!! my long legs kicked another luggage....
and yes...GREATEST GREAT GRANDMA!!!...another discovery!!!
dun ask is there anymore ...no more..this is the last!...stay tuned to find out what...;9)

PAGE 2: GREAT DISCOVERY! OH MAMA!!!

GREAT DISCOVERY! OH MAMA!!!

i just gotta to unzip the side of the haversack and see what was in there. again, my mind said no...my fingers already unzipped liao...;9(
oh great mama!!! vcds...a few pieces of it...and *censored..* all XXX+X rated......the pictures on the covers were already making me singing the mari kita! yes, i can erect..so dun pray pray!!
wow! girls from bangcock...girls from japuss...girls from kockrea..my god!! wait what's this...AMERICAN BEEFSTEAKS...what the hell was that??...food? beefsteaks?? wow, the last one really got me excited...FOOD...GLORIOUS BEEF...I JUST LOVE BEEF..american ones some more...;9)
i zipped it back. my mouth was drooling about beefs....a globulus dripped onto the floor. i quickly tried to mopped it with a tissue. a luggage toppled.
oh great grandmama!!!....i was shocked....i stoomped...i fell back and sat on my fat bum!!!
....er..nice rhyming hor...hahahaha...stay tuned!!...the next out of this world discovery!!

MY TENANTS WEARS BRAS AND LACY PANTIES!!!

oh brother!
this cny is one weird and zany one with even strangest discovery.
as everyone knows i got a weird FT IT tenant staying in my next room, i got a shock...a rather kaypoh and pleasant one.
he was suppose to be back on the scheduled date but checked in only 2 days later. why?
last sunday morning, he was back. it was funny! his room door was ajar but he wasn't around. all his clothings and bags were thrown messily all over.
now where the hell could he be at 7am? he rarely left his door opened cos he was a very secretive person. his action was like secret agent TOM CRUISE in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.
fast, accurate and deadly!
so where could he be? my curiosity bugs were itching me all over. i got to enter to see what was in his room...very rare chance, u know!
my mind said no...but my legs already went in...haahaaa...;9)
wow! so many clothings strewn everywhere. goodie! luggage bags opened! haversack bag....nothing...wait..whats that hard hard feeling my fingers just touched???...
..stay tuned to the great discovery!!!