will i be able to matchmake bb with PT chiohunk?

ring...ring....ring....

LTS: hello..
bb: hi brooo!! it's bb....r u free, broooo?
lts: hi girl! u in town now?....sure...what's up?
bb: sorry brooo....me in hospital now..could u come to meet me...my mum is warded and would be going for surgery soon...i need someone to accompany me....*sniff...*
lts: ok...u wait for me ...shall be there in a jiffy...

ZOOMED!....was really there in a jiffy! caught a taxi immediately when i just walked out to the road.

she greeted me with opened arms when she saw me from the ward room. we warmly hugged.

bb: thanks broo...u r really fast!....my mum just wheeled into surgery room...shall we makan? i m starved....oh, this is my younger brother, AA

after a casual greeting, we went to the foodcourt at the ground floor for our lunch.

AA: siapa dia? (who's he)
lts: saya BOB...kawan of sibeipine....u know him right? (AA was surprised i understood MALAY)

wow!! AA's face turned very ugly.....

bb: hey, AA!..jangan marah!! dia orang biak!!...dia bukan machiam sbp...(AA! dun be mad!! he's good and not like sbp)

if u had followed my stories, sbp or sibeipine was the ex-bf of choo beebee. yes...the one who bashed her....sadly and regretfully.....;9(

AA: sorry...i hate a man who bash up woman...especially she is my sister!
lts: no problem...it's in the past already....let's forget it and move on. so AA what's ur job?
AA: oh...i singapore PR and operates a day care here...
lts: oh...really??!!
AA: ya...i married spg and lived here for a number of years already...
lts: oh...really??!!....wow!
bb chipped in: yes, brooo....all my brothers and another elder sister...all married except me...(face sulked. what's she hinting at??)

we continued to eat and chat. her mum wouldn't be out of the operating table for a good couple of hours. AA decided to go back to his work. he owned a big daycare cum kindagarten here in the east of sgp.

we took the mrt cos BB needed to put some money and opened a new bank account with DBS. she needed to cos the operation and the follow up treatment for her mum seem very tedious.
the operation was estimated to cost around 20K+, ward charges and medication and etc haven't added in yet.

lo and behold!!! guess who we met at STAMFORD WESTIN......

ordeals of poor choobeebee....:(

yes. she is back in town. not for shopping. definitely not flirting with me.
she's here with her sick mum who just undergone a major operation for removal of tumour. along with it , her ovary was also removed. the tumour created some complication to her colon and part of that had to be removed too.
SO LADIES, IF U R READING THIS:
PLS DO GO FOR PAP SMEAR OR WHATEVER TEST....
female problem can progess into such troublesome pain in the ass!....
so do have ur medical 'lady' checkup. i m advising all my sisters and mum included to go annually for such tests to prevent unforeseen suffering later.
story continues in www.stargazz.com

moral of my dead tienlor water snail...

i really cannot understand....why like that??

my last tienlor....i loved it very much. care for it. fed it with expensive water plants. it had grown quite large. yet it always tried to escape.once it went missing for weeks only to be found hidding inside a inverted pot. was so surprise it was still alive after i threw it back into the goldfish bowl.

after a couple of weeks it had fatten itself up, it crawled out again during the night. found it. threw it back. next day it crawled out again. this was its last escape cos it fell and cracked its shell....and that was the end of my last longest surviving tienlor.

i threw it back into tht goldfish bowl. it came out of its shell...but only one long feeler. it was liked waving goodbye to me and retrieved back into the shell never to come out again.a few hours later, the water smelled. the tienlor was dead...*sniff*...

it was finally dead!

why??

why did the tienlor choose freedom knowing that it couldn't survive outside this goldfish tank? still it escaped, fell, broke its shell and died....

why??

it does relate to our situation of serfs living in sinkieland. serfs are like my tienlor and sinkieland is like the goldfish bowl except serfs does not possess the dexterity of my escaping tienlor which yearned so much for freedom....even it means death to it.

oh...i love my demised tienlor...for its persistant spirit of freedom.

appearance of evil twin gms...

after attending to his buttcheek wounds which was brutally autographed and engraved by the lame FANTASICK 4, leeporter was downcasted. he hadn't got a comment to leeport. how?

BINGO!!

he spotted a fattie who appeared like none other the other ex WP GE candidate - GMS. all fired up again, leeporter rushed to interview him.

l: hi! u r GMS, right?
g: huh?....u want my autograph too??
l: no lah! what's wrong today??!! everyone's wanna give me his autographs!...
g: hehehehe....u cute mah..
l: can i ask u for ur comment on today BLACK silent protest?....
g: dunno...sssssshhhhhh!
l: what??
g: ...ssssssssshhhhhhhhh
l: WHAT???
g: sssssssssssshhhhhhhh....silent protest...so sssssssssshhhhhhhhh (gms whispered)
l: oh hell!! can i ve ur autograph then?!!
g: ok where do i sign?...ur white panties now looks like a RED UNDIES....
l: sign on my cherries then....or u want my grapeseeds??

G M S.....signed (xxx)

G on right grapeseed, S on left grapeseed. oh hold on!...where's the M?
oh!! the M was on leeporter's cherries.

the poor poor leeporter......

the infamous LCE angpow...

leeporter spotted one flowery attired guniang. he dropped something. he bent to pick...or to peek at some hotmama's undersized hotpants.
tapping on his shoulder, sotong was startled. he jerked. not between his legs but his head and banged sharply on the table as he erected himself...(opps!...i got to write that...sorry)
leeporter asked sotong after he had composed himself.

l: can ask u a few questions?
s: dun as me why i was bending down under the table..please....i dropped my balls and was searching for them.
l: huh?...no la...me jus wanna...ask..
s: oh...u want my autograph?? (he snapped in)
l: no...no...i ve enough of that!...can i ask u why r u here?
s: oh...dunno leh...gaylord gave edicts every fantasick lamer must come...so i come lor.
l: oic...so what is ur opinion or comment....any??
s: u want my autograph or not?...if not dun block me i radar at one mei mei behind u already....
l: huh? (turned back to see who he was looking at)
s: hmm...u not bad looker...$200 angpow for u....we go somewhere cosy...just drop pants i sign my autograph.
l: huh???...what autograph?? no more space...fully signed buttcheek liao!
s: u got lah...the frontal not touched yet...i sign there and give u $200 angpow....want...want?

leeporter fainted!...when he worked up. there was an angpow in his half zipped pants. yes! sotong had left his autograph there!!

L C E.....signed (sotong)

LCE...hmmm...leech, cheat and exploit. poor leeporter!! the poor poor guy!!!

kilroy was here!! B o B

the walking bag of bone turned invisible, leeporter saw a shortie plump turdy nerd...as usual in black. come to think of it, maybe that was the only black T he had.

l: hi...u look friendly...can ask u a few questions?
tn: huh?...u want my autograph now is it?
l: no la...how come everyone from ur fantasick 4 love to give autographs?
tn: is that ur first question?....ok let me analysis...by HILTERN LAWS of algerbraic calculation hor...forget it!....u want my autography...u look blank with mouth open!!
l: i m blank...can't u see i m foaming in my mouth?!!
tn: so u want or dun want my autograph??
l: right butt cheek signed, left signed. both cheeks bleeding...where to sign?
tn: no problem....(helped himself to undo leeporter's pant)...i sign on the centre....

B o B ...signed (xxx)

one b on the left cheek, o right in the bullseye and B on the right cheek!
poor ..poor leeporter!!...got a faked turdy nerd's signature and still got no comment!!

bleeding buttcheeks...

poor frustrated leeporter....nothing done. totally nothing to report on any comments. both his butt cheek were bruised. they signed very hard on his SWAN PANTIES! i think the signatures even engraved into both his butt cheeks.
his SWAN PANTIES was stained red besides the blue ink. poor leeporter!

no foto...no foto!!!

leeporter spotted a walking bag of bone.

gaylord was seated next to her. oh...so loving!...his arms over her shoulder. so romantic!

l: hi....u wifey of gaylord?
b: no lah...dun disturb leh...can't u see we r flirting?
l: sorry, doing my job...can ask u a few questions?
b: what? u want my autograph?...me hot mama...u want my autograph is it?
l: no lah...'cuse me for a while....( leeporter was puking his guts out!)....sorry...blurp!!..sorry again...why are u wearing black here?...u mourning is it?
b: u want my autograph??....no??
l: er...ok u answer my questions first i ask for ur autograph...can..can?
b: go to hell!...no foto..no foto!!! my husb will kill me if he sees me here!!!
l: ok...can answer now...sorry...but i think ur bag of bone won't appear in flim...no worry...
b: u want my autograph or not?
b: ok...bo bian...here sign on the other butt cheek of my SWAN PANTIES.

BONNY WASN'T HERE...signed (xxx)

get lost!...we are flirting!!

want my autograph?

leeporter to gaylord in CENTREPOINT black silent protest...

l: aren't u the famous ex wp candidate?

gl: wow, u recognise me...TQ!..want my autograph is it?
l: no la...can give us ur opinion for today activism?
gl: u dun want my autograph, then ask for fuck*!!??
(* gaylord's most favorite word and probably his favorite hobby too)
l: aiyo, just doing my job...say something so i can siew kang la...tolong....tolong...after that u give me ur autograph ...can?
gl: ay....dun like that leh...me here for silent protest hor...DUN GET ME INTO TROUBLE, ok...now FxxK off please!
l: ok lor...bo bian...give me u autograph then. can sign on my butt. me wearing white SWAN PANTIES...
gladly, gaylord signed on the pristine white cotton:

GAYLORD WAS HERE...signed (xxx)

u want my autograph??

if asked by leeporters, how'd u say?

leeporter: hello, u like living in sinkietown?
Pc: sure, why?
l: anything u like to comment...about the gabramen...the policy, the way of living...etc..
pc: i love the PAPS...i love pinkie le clown...
l: really? why?
pc: pinkie always stands behind us...we are always infront.
l: wow...that good?
pc: yes!... NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND, what....that's why we are screwed...pain pain with his KY..
l: oops!...CENSORED!!!...CUT..."!~'#@&&^%...
so if the next leeporter were to ask u:
how u like ur cuntry
what would be ur reply?

GREENHAT LANTERN - the unwittingly pimp

greenhat lantern was the official superhusby of the invisible bitch. he gave her two cutie sweetie teletubbies kids. greenhat was too pre-occupied with his job. in his work, he had to entertain. he got to flirt. he met his match. he was flirted instead. seduced, he fell into the claws of SPIDERWOMAN or the teetujia from china....or simply the cheena mei mei.

invisible bitch was too petty to accept greenhat's rendevous. she decided to tic him for tat he gave to her. it was off to gaylord plastico's liar. she poured out her miseries and negligience. she already scheming. she already silently infatuated and fallen for gaylord.

the lonely gaylord was missing MISS MARVEL who was - as usual - flying and SIA-ing the skies. he too was a neglected lonely dick...i mean heart...whatever!.

when neglected lonely dick met another desperate thirsty pussyhole, u bet orgasmic fireworks flared!

and such convenience....invisible bitch happened to have a black SEXMOBILE APV. a press of the button, and it would be a nifty makeshift cosy bed.....

how long could this illicit love affair last?

not long. MISS MARVEL who was bestowed with psychic power had already sensed some pulsating vibrations. when gaylord got high, she could feel it....she orgasmed. she would feel the vibration that was hitting at her radar G-spot. she knew. she was already suspicious...she just needed to confirm the 3rd party.

back in the JUSTICE LEAGUE, greenhat lantern was looming and romancing with SPIDERWOMAN. he couldn't be bothered who the hell his official wifey invisibile bitch meeting what male strangers from the sleazy SAMMYBOY KOPITIAM. he was too busy with SPIDERWOMAN's teetu C or spider webs of passion and lust.

poor petite MISS MARVEL.....she found out....i found out...they found out....AND EVERYONE FOUND OUT!!!

continues......

GUN DOWN SIA FOR A BAG OF EVIL BONE

THIS is the story about the gaylord plastico who forsakes MISS MARVEL for the evil bag of bones, the undisputed expert in FLIRT & DESTROY invisible bitch.

MISS MARVEL was a mild manner air hostess. she was flying most of the time. in fact more than 75% she was in the air flying. MISS MARVEL flew alot. she was endowed with the power of flight.

poor gaylord! left alone most of the time fiddling himself with is plastico power. he could stretch it very big or shrink it very small. but his best trick would be to put it into his manhole! he was bored! alone. and very bored!!

one fine day, in his JUSTICE LEAGUE meeting, someone there intro a maiden bitch in faked distress. she seeked his help. eyes met. fireworks ensued!

what a weird encounter!! maiden bitch resembled exactly to MISS MARVEL. no need to say, she was flying...SIA-ing all over the globe.

maiden bitch revealed herself or rather became the invisible bitch. an illicit affair began.....her flirt and destroy went into full gear. gaylord fell into her clutches or was it her clutches were all over his groin??

stay tuned.....

LET THERE BE LIGHT!

LET THER BE LIGHT!

Light Is God

when there is LIGHT, there is GOD.

when they lost that, only darkness looms in their heartS. ask the lame FANTASICK 4 personally whether they are happy or suffering??

ask why do they need to hide themselves in darkness when pointing accusing fingers if they are in the LIGHT?

when will all this feuding childish nonsense stop?

THE CHOICE AND THE POWER IS IN YOU

- quote from the original SILVER SURFER

verbal barrage at ABC MARKET

pinkyclown teleported himself to ABC MARKET, a territory where the invisible bitch dwelled with her official husby, the greenhat lantern and her pair of teletubbies kids.

he was there to help a distress signal emitted by AYAM BAEY YAM KENG or cockadoodleman. AYAM suay suay landed into a trap laid by the invisible bitch and was S&M brutally continuously by her using her every notorious FLIRT & DESTROY.

his cherries were sucked swollen and so was his pointy grapeseeds. cherries sucking and pointy grapeseeds picking was a regular activity and hobby of the invisible bitch.

after she had all her fun and cum, the rest of the gang's turn to S&M poor cockadoodleman AYAM.

there hovering in his silver surfboard, pinkyclown heard the cries for help from AYAM. he teleported himself there trying to save him out of an awkard situation. bitch was sticky n merrily licking his cherries. his plucked grapeseeds now were sore to the size of er...cherries too!...omg!

a verbal barrage ensued. flaming upon flaming followed those spewing of verbal hantaming. there was no end in sight.

finally, the descendent of the HOLY SPIRIT onto pinkyclown. GOD!...give him the power...yes...he was charged!!

pinkyclown suggested to gaylord plastico to cease all this nonsense. the proud arrogant gaylord teased him back and demanded WHITE FLAG of surrender and submission. it meant dropping his SWAN PANTIES, kneeled and bent down for him. the panties served duo purposes. it was white and it was retro which the gaylord had all along a fetish for it.

how could pinkyclown oblige to gaylord's perverted demand? white SWAN PANTIES was stained. oh no!!...not from cumjuices or shits remnants :p ....no lah!!...it was antique since his school days. it could be older than the boys and girls here. it's at least 30 yrs old. it had turned yellowish instead of white. of course it was stained!!:eek:

pinkyclown tried hard to enlighten the gaylord plastico who was stubborn as an ox. and yes, he was also born in the year of OX. his past life could have been an idiotic stubborn water buffalo! and mad cow disease might have been initiated by him too.

sadly to no avail. he mocked pinkyclown...and so the feuding barrage of verbal diarrhoea continued.

sometime u think whether such christian ox...i mean christian faith gaylord with his self proclaimed staunch christian evil invisible bitch were really xtians.....MAY THE HOLY SPIRIT POWER ON THEM TO!!....

time to awake, hopefully the whole LAME FANTASICK 4 would awake. they had already shown many what true clowns they really were....in fact clowner than this pinkyclown.

in the end, cockadoodle AYAM was fred. the bitch was indignant and defiant as usual. she thought she had won and started bragging in sbf kopitiam: I GOT AYAM'S CHERRIES & GRAPESEEDS....SO SO LA....

did she really win? i think this bitch had made an even bigger fool of herself and still ignorant about it...YAYAPAPAYA, she went. a pity that that the hit movie 881 didn't engage this bitch to be one of the lead actress.

perhaps they couldn't cos then all the audience would know how a pale ghostly bag of bone would look like, especially during this 7th lunar month which was THE MONTH OF THE HUNGRY GHOSTS.

she was one petty bitch hungry for more petty pies...ain't she the hungriest of the hungry ghosts???

stay tuned for more action coming soon to the nearest window next to u.....:D

a lesson taught may be a lesson unlearned

it's sad that my 'dirty linens washing in public' was exploited to turn against me when the hidden moral is to enlighten those who i reluctantly shared this sad episode of my life....;9(

From:
pinkyclown
01:35
To:
F-4E Phantom II - Lord (TiLik) unread
78 of 79

151571.78 in reply to 151571.73
ok...might as well reveal to u...
my horny lauhanku had just bought a gold pendant and necklace and off he went to hat yai to u know what...with the gifts too.
now if that's ur lauhan, how would u react?
LOVE UR PARENTS...only if the parents carry themselves as parents. i ve tried meticulously to awake him....with much tolerance and mindfulness.....so u r picking this not as a lesson learnt but a weapon to hurl more accusation.
who loves washing dirty linens in public? my sombre intention is to let those who would be fathers learn the suffering they impose on the family by their irresponsible act....as a lawyer urself, u couldn't grasp....what a shame!
just like in the PRAJAPARAMITA HEART SUTRA, if parents do not act like parents but a romancing rolanto, what happen to the entire family?....ur guess is as good as mind.
next, apply that to husband/wife situation:
why does a husband/wife make a h/w doubt about his/her fidelity?
if such a case arise, shouldn't the infidels stop all the nonsense?....again the sacred role of husband/wife is thrown into inequilibrium, hence sufferings result. sadly, it results in many unanticipated folds...not just the infidels involved, many innocent loved parties would also be hit. THAT'S VERY UNFAIR!
....the answer lies in u.....and i believe u r tormented by it. too tempting to put an end to all the feuds??
stop it. end it. detach from it.
then our hearts will be peaceful and clear.
there is no grudges to bear with u guys...not even that sotong kelvin. it's a learning process that we see our true natures better. but if u guys keep hankering over such 'indecent' acquaintances hurling wild accusation at me, u bet the reaction will be thrown back to u.
the karma has already happened. everyone of us is quite exposed now. of course, me the worst...but hey! who cares! that's easy for me but i dunno about u guys.
silly isn't it? hit others to hit back at ourselves. for what purposes?...for the satisfaction of seeing each other getting hurt to the delights of bystanders?
so awake. stop. end.
ornitoufo.....;9)

inivisible bitch's cloned X-MEN attacks

inivisible bitch's cloned X-MEN attacks
here are some of them. they could most likely be clones created by either herself or her gang of the LAME F4:

From: AhGuan888 16:25 To: pinkyclown
X-man hermaprodite...one moment s/he a man, s/he a woman...s/he a AH KWA or ahguan he prefers calling himself... 888 means s/he loves to be F F & one big F!! s/he loves multiple orgasms

From: BabaEro11 00:47 To: pinkyclown
this tightass middle aged pinoy is the SIREN...more thunder than raindrop just like a broken down radio....VERY LAME AND NOISY TYPE. can't blame him, he was inflicted by FLIRT & DESTROY through the invisible bitch's psychic blast and now he shall live forever with the BROKEN RADIO SYNDROME. he needs to BROKEBACK. any volunteer to plug him up?? warning: one ugly fuckface...but looks rich.

From: PigButcher 05:05 To: BabaEro11
pigbutcher was the ex destroyed X-man, coconut tee ganging up for a traitor the cheapo cheapskate alibaba from pinoy. (most likely the invisible bitch who also has the power to shapeshift)

From: PigButcher 04:29 To: AhGuan888
one loser scheming with another lamer for a collective bullying pattern

From: F-4E Phantom II - Lord (TiLik) 03:26 To: pinkyclown
From: pinkyclown 15:21 To: Fishmonger Housewife :-) (LaMei) unread
gaylord plastico quoting from the invisible bitch to gang rape pinkyclown in brutal threesoming. actually, they are net flirting as usual. later they would head for her SEXMOBILE APV BLACK SUZU.....and rumba rumba....woolalala! From: Fishmonger

Housewife :-) (LaMei) 04:27 To: F-4E Phantom II - Lord (TiLik) unread Poll 63 of 87
see! i told u they were flirting!!...r r w w would usually start. they will proceed to cyber rumba woolalala thro MSN. her psychic power to orgasmic is really FANTASICK!!!

From: F-4E Phantom II - Lord (TiLik) 04:17 To: NgEjay Poll 62 of 87 151077.62 in reply to 151077.61
From: NgEjay 16:08 To: pinkyclown unread
when invisible bitch orgasmically becomes invisible, the hot turdy nerd takes over to sextisfy gaylord....and it's rumba n woolalala once more....this time maybe his office gadget the plastico sofa bed may come in play....and woolalala rumba. play it again, EJ!

THE X-CLONED MEN....THEY ARE BACK....YES THEY ARE...PERSISTENT. LAME. LOSER MENTALITY AND WELL...LAME FANTASICK 4 loser supporters....

THEY ARE BACK!!

OH MAMA MIA!!! GOD, GIVE ME THE POWER!!

this feud MUST END!

before this irritating feud, we used to msn quite often.
i realised now why i kept advising her to:

FORGIVE AND FORGET....

it seems that that soft hint was actually meant to be applied now....both to her and to me and to those members from the F4.
maybe it's about time we close this feuding. it's eating into everyone's mentality.

IT'S VERY VERY CHILDISH, SILLY AND REALLY BO LIAO!

PROF XAVIER CALLING LTS...u read me???

PROFESSORI XAVIER......X-MAN of superior telepathic and telekenesis power. the lame F4 better dun pray pray with him.....;9)



....but will he be FOR or AGAINST ghost rider LTS in the end?....who knows and who cares!




telepathy from another X-MAN.

yes.... i received a telepathy message from another X-man who had landed in oz. he's none other than PROFESSORI Xavier.

PROF X: hi LTS, me has landed in planet OZ....and i m re-starting....will teleport back to planet SINKIELAND in dec. stay put and wait for me....and our makan appointment.

wow!!....another sharkfin & abalone set we had before he zoomed off to oz??...yes...i would be drooling on *slurp!!* ....

will prof X be a silent supporter of leetahsar aka THE GHOST RIDER (since i m already murdered and pretty dead in sbf) or will prof X be in the league of the lame FANTASICK 4??wow!! story continues.

leetahsar's query: is my story of THE LAME FANTASICK 4 getting to be too messy as more
and more X-men join into the fray???very confusing, hor??

when affinity between acquaintances ends....

when affinity between people ends, the best is to ignore each other and go separate on our individual ways. however, u can see how they allow pettiness and vengefulness overtake them.hence, i think the lame fantasick 4 saga may continue for quite sometime.there are a few predictions i could fortell:

1. kaxin may found out the true intention and agendas of the gang and quit on them abruptly.

2. divorces may be imminent for invisible bitch and gaylord plastico.

3. they might find tempory solace in each other. however due to the petty nature of the bitch, i doubt that would last long. gaylord might not be able to tolerate her nonsense and they resulted going separate ways eventually.

4. all powderful bitch's mum in law may come into play. another domestic war erupts.

5. green lantern, the husbby of the invisible bitch will be fatally injured in the the mum and wifey disputes.

6. what about the ugly THING sotong....well, he's an opportunist. he would continue his sex pervert hunting for foolish little sweet things until he runs out of $200 angpows to distribute or someone size him up...and bash him for playing their girl girl or even boy boy from the chatroom.

which ever the outcome, the source of all their vendetta seems to stem from a simple PETTINESS ....a foolish attachments to such a flaw and continuously feed it and nurse it into a bigger tragedy that finally they would not know how to contain or handle it.

many lives will be shattered and innocent sufferings result.ornitoufo....i will now put up this thread and hope many could browse over it.

OM MANI PADME HOM!

how to respond in awkard encounter?

as everyone know the silly feud of leetahsar and the lame fantasick 4 is a continuing saga.
don't ask me why? i dunno.
one fine morning was suppose to meet my burmese prince and his roomate burmese pal. wast trying to help them to get rented lodging here in queenstown.
they were having problem with their current landlord. their old indian forever drunk indian landlord kept accusing them for not paying up the rental. they had paid. the trouble he forgot and used up the money for toddy as soon as the rent was handed to him.
so here i was sitting. waiting. kopi la-ing.
lo and behold!! kaixin passed me by with gaylord as i was checking my sms. he smiled weakly and waved at me. gaylord was so vain! obviously very resentful about what was feuding in this sbf kopitiam.
really, i should be the one who should be resentful if u would understand the reason for the demise of leetahsar. funny. where was the invisible bitch?
did she turn invisible? ...who cares!
there i continued to sit and wait for my burmese pals. when i glanced back to the table they were sitting, invisible bitch was visible there!! what a invisibility teleporting trick! it was strange....very strange indeed! the ugly THING sotong was present. didn't they accept him back to their lame F4? so it was F3 now is it or still F4?
i called my burmese pals who were near. before i hang up, they were already walking towards me.
burmese prince was thrilled to see me. it had been quite awhile since i helped him landed in a waiter job. he handshake me and hugged me. he was really excited and laughing.
burmese prince: boob!!....i scored the highest mark for the assignment u did for me...aiyo!! so thank you you u know...hahahaha....
he hugged some more. ya..ya...i knew already. the lame F4 should be enjoying this camaderie and ya..ya...i already anticipated what was going through their lame sick minds.
anyway, he was very happy. he got his first wage payout. he insisted that he would treat me breakfast. but i had already eaten. he insisted. we moved to another table so that it would closer to the stall where he n his other burmese pal would be buying their morning breakfast.
in his sheer ecstasy, he insisted that he wanna buy me something. ok lor! i told him to get me a hot soyabean small cup no syrup. cost: 40c only.
must let everyone know. it wasn't the treat that bother me much. it was rather his enthusiastic sincerity. i had to mention about the price to prevent petty people to defame my goodself continuously.
we have a jolly good time talking dirty cocks (opps!) and obscenities (opps, opps!) what else better to talk between 3 guys.
the table where the lame F3 (only three were there) was awfully quiet.
kaixin in his usual predictable habit...bak chor mee without vinegar. after eating, it was to the toilet. he passed my table, waved and smiled weakly at me and headed to the toilet ahead.
after a quite long while, he exited, passed my table again, waved, smiled and proceed to his F3 table nearby.
it was a tensed and awkard encounter. suppose if it happen on you, how should u react? what should the scenario be?
catfight? hurling of loud obscenities? create a interesting bawling scene? throw chairs...etc..etc...well?

ACCEPTANCE, LOVE & FORGIVENESS

....the saga of the LAME F4 continues....

hmmm, the galaxy seemed awfully tranquil. the late murdered leetahsar was revived by a forumer as PINKYCLOWN in sbf.i was banned. LEETAHSAR was no more. he was gang raped by lame F4 and murdered most foul!.

in order to post, i needed to create a new nic. that i did. in no more than a couple of days, i was banned again. destroyed!! why? i also dunno the answer.

off i surfed the galaxy looking for a new forum to post my thoughts. here i landed STARGAZZ*....

an unexpected telepathic signal was sent to me:

LEETAHSAR, i ve revived u as pinkyclown. u can post in forum SBF again freely. do not worry, i m not in singapore.....i m elsewhere. here's ur entry password: XXXXXXXXX......good luck!! be careful...the LAME FANTASICK 4 although also have most of their nicks banned will be back to get u....good luck ..over and out!!

soon i found myself teleported back to sbf. felt strange cos without my infamous nic, i kind of felt lost. should i preach the goodness of compassion? would i be so lo soh to buddha here and ornitoufo there when i knew none would really bother. i think maybe i bore them to death with my bo liao chant....

what to do? just post what nonsense i used to post.

that VOICE was right. here comes the lame F4 again to collective attack PINKYCLOWN aka leetahsar......

sad country. dumb serfs. idiotic nation!

i hovered over this country called sinkieland. it was a sad country inhibited by dumb serfs ruled by a merciless overlord, KUAN YEW.

i posted hoping for answers from the heroes of the land...

Coffee Shop Talk - sad country, dumb serfs, idiotic nation!

From: pinkyclown 27-Aug 01:41
To: ALL 1 of 70 150719.1

the trouble with our pinky clown is that he tot he could foresee the future for us. he loves to wayang and pretend his great concern and 'love' for the serfs.

many years back, CPF already set up. now after so many years, the harvest is ripe to reap cos the aging population most have reached their entitled withdrawal age to their saving.

but what do we get?

withdrawal age keeps pushing forward. from 55 to 60 to 65 to soon to be 67.

now they annouce that many serfs here actually are longlife and can live to 85 and beyond. this means later all withdrawal age would be push to even beyond 70.

as if that's now enough, ambiguous dubious scheme such as the current COMPULSORY ANNUITIES is going to be implemented after much wayanging and faked up debates where mostly the idiots, lembus, zombies and the entire ball carriers species would support vehemently for it.

what does that leave the serfs? for every $1000k left in cpf maybe after we hit the new withdrawal age of maybe 67 or 70 n above (who knows later they might push it further), perhaps only less than the amount we have saved for so many years would be 'reluctantly' returned to us.

most would be siphoned out: for medisave, medishields, eldershields, whatever nonsense dunno what shields and then this bloodsucking ANNUITIES which only benefit one who outlives 85. if not, then good luck to u and ur 'compulsory' premium payments from cpf.

why are our gabramens doing this? why cannot they allow us to manage our own saving and our own money? can we tell them to sack ho jinx cos to the serfs she is throwing away our good blood money for bad planned investments?

can we tell them that NO!! THOSE SHADOWY INVESTMENTS THEY MADE USING OUR MONEY ARE HEADING FOR DISASTERS THAN MORE GOODS? surely not right?

then why are they meddling with OUR money. can't they allow serfs the rights to use OUR money for whatever we love simply becos IT'S OUR MONEY AND NOT THEIRS?

this is a very strange cuntry. everyone is silent even when their savings are slowly parasitised off by the so called 'concerned' gabramen.sad county. dumb people. idiotic nation!

instead, it attracted the returns of the invisible bitch who's now COCONUT TEE.

she brought out black2545. this is the zany BLACKMAN who was tortured sadistically by his sidekick PUSSYCAT. (that is another horny tale by itself).

blackman was a pal of leetahsar but stupidly fallen into the bitch's nasty FLRIT & DESTROY. now the bitch dug up so many of his personal info and wealth, she would not stop at anything to get back at leetahsar who's now PINKYCLOWN.

so she posted repetively spamming the entire thread demanding the answer which she dreadfully wanted:

From: CoconutTee 30-Aug 03:51
To: pinkyclown 58 of 70 150719.58 in reply to 150719.57

u know Black2545 has depression, did u exploit him n take advantage on his medical condition ???give me straight answer, dun side kick !dun act blur like u dun know any thing !

so pinkyclown responded:

From: pinkyclown 30-Aug 06:18
To: CoconutTee 61 of 70 150719.61 in reply to 150719.60

there is no answer.u got the answer. maybe u tell everyone here.black is reading now. he would love to hear it too.

well, she repeated like a broken cassette player. she sounded more like reaching menopause and quite senile dementia as she kept on repeating and spamming:

From: CoconutTee 03:56
To: pinkyclown 62 of 70 150719.62 in reply to 150719.61

y u need to lie that Black said "NONSENSE! where got"? u r attempting to convince us that u din try to con Black's property, so u lied that Black denied u tried to con his property !!!now u r exposed by ur own lie!will u get a job, instead "working" in SBF full time? give us a straigh "yes" or "No" answer, not sidekick again ;-)

From: pinkyclown 30-Aug 04:04
To: CoconutTee 114 of 123 150930.114
in reply to 150930.111

hahaha...i jus spoken to black 'live'. this is his only reply:NONSENSE! where got??hiazzz...i think ur FLIRT & DESTROY is exposed once again. u r the one who betrays other trust and confidentiality in u.

what do u got to say for urself now?

repent and confess in the confession box, then go out again and continue another FLIRT & DESTROY?

TO BE CONT'D....

Medusa Stunned The Invisible Bitch!

in a faraway land, lovely medusa picked up telekinetic about PINKYCLOWN's distress being stalked by the invisible bitch, she came into sbf in a surprised post.

MEDUSA is a lovely blonde. she stunned every men who dare looked upon her....especially her honeydew boobs. all who seen the miraculous asset were be stoned!....yes, stoned and steamed in between their legs...hahahaha....

she was furious that the invisible bitch still couldn't get over her petty molehill vengefulness which she took it as a HIMALAYA mountain.

she posted a very direct reply which stunned her and maybe shattered her bag of evil ugly bones:

From: gfadsfmd 30-Aug 09:10
To: CoconutTee 121 of 126 150930.121 in reply to 150930.111

You fucker, you do nothing but say Leetahsar exposes peoples personal info yet here you are telling everyone that Black is depressed and even how much his property is worth.

You are a hypocrite!!!!!

even the nails were hit on the head, the invisible bitch still argued that she was right. she considered herself always right. of course, most could see how lame and didn't realise she already exposed her insincerity and hypocrite self and nasty nature....

she posted and argued again. what a sad pathetic bitch!

From: CoconutTee 03:44
To: gfadsfmd 123 of 126 150930.123
in reply to 150930.121

{You fucker, you do nothing but say Leetahsar exposes peoples personal info yet here you are telling everyone that Black is depressed and even how much his property is worth. You are a hypocrite!!!!!}

cant u see that i am exposing LTS's scheme of looking for victims in this forum? cant u see that how many forumers trust LTS? the fucker is u urself ;-)
the person who told us abt Black depression n property is non other than LTS himself ;-)

who's exposing who? u be the judge here. i knew blackman for so long, i didn't even know he got this condition. the invisible went on to say that black's owned a fortress worth 800k plutonian jewels.

shit!! blackman, how come u never tell me this???

stupidly, blackman must have fallen victim to her nasty FLIRTY & DESTROY....she manipulated him. maybe she sado-masochistic blackman till he screamed and revealed all she wanted to gather about him and vital info about me. blackman was in dire danger if he let the gaylord plastico lawyer handled his fortress.

gaylord got a very sharp parang that would surely decapitate blackman in one swift blow and his fortress would be consumed by gaylord.

how would this saga end? i really dunno. it's still on going.

will pinkyclown be unfairly eliminated again by the communistic reins of biased idiots who control sbf kopitiam. they have already unfairly burnt and razed his pizzashop world of leetahsar without valid reason.the only shred of evidence was a complain filed by the bitch la mei aka the invisible bitch aka COCONUT TEE aka (u name it).

could that be enough to validate a complain when she accused her FUCKING MESSY LIFE was exposed by leetahsar?

if u guys were to read sbf...u will know leetahsar is the one most exposed by the mischiefs of the LAME F4. his real name, his addresses and even his phone numbers....that fatboy's face, if u think he's cute, then ok that would be leetahsar...if not, then sorry not he lah...hahahaha.....;9)

will this petty resentment and vengefulness ever will end?.....i wonder. so stupid, childish and really devouring to the soul.

will this be the end?

medusa hit back:

From: gfadsfmd 04:58
To: CoconutTee unread 124 of 126 150930.124
in reply to 150930.123

I know who you are, lady!we should also know now who this bitch is. does anyone know why she is doing this?WHY SHE SO LIKE THAT ONE HUH???

her love will go on and on...like the TITANIC...

just like the lyrics from THE TITANIC THEME:

my love (or rather petty hatred) will go on and on..............

she created lame polls and worships those figures. tsk...tsk...really she must be the most vengeful petty bitch one got the misfortune to encounter

F4 against LTS - POLL

F4 r Evil, they ganged up to destroy well loved leetahsar, they r despicable ! 8 votes (2%)
F4 revealed LTS is a con man cum liar, and his stealing deeds, well done ! 0 votes (0%)
F4 against LTS's parent bashing, they did the right thing ! 1 votes (0%)
F4 exposed LTS lives out of his siblings, LKBs, n talk cock like a great thinker 0 votes (0%)
all option 2, 3 and 4 rolled into one ;-) 428 votes (98%)

437 people have voted so far

author's note: i think leetahsar is notorious infamous to attract so many votings. it's still ongoing and figures should be even higher!

poor response to F4 POLL, why?

....yes, why??

From: pinkyclown 30-Aug 05:19
To: ALL Poll 1 of 1 151086.1

what do u feel about the lame fantasick 4?
petty mentality 1 votes (11%)
double standard 0 votes (0%)
hypocritical 0 votes (0%)
sinister and scheming 0 votes (0%)
ALL OF THE ABOVE

8 votes (89%) 9 people have voted so far

medusa captured and stoned the F4!!

medusa in her fury of the collective bullying and injustice where they were the culprits for the murder of leetahsar and their incessantly lame bo liao attack.

she did a POLL too on all the members from the FANTASICK 4. however, either they are too good or no one in sbf is interested in them.

Polls - WHO IS THE WORST F4 FORUMER?

From: gfadsfmd 05:03
To: ALL Poll 1 of 4 151194.1

WHO IS THE WORST F4 FORUMER?

LAMEI. 2 votes (11%)
KAIXIN/EJNG. 6 votes (33%)
SOTONG. 1 votes (6%)
TILIK. 3 votes (17%)
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. 6 votes (33%)

18 people have voted so far

Medusa Vs The Invisible Bitch

who do u think will win? who is represent truth? who is the liar?

it the invisible bitch - read properly: not invincible - loves worshipping POLLS, well...let's give her back HER kind of POLL of her pious religion:

this POLL was done by MEDUSA:

Polls - WHAT IS LAMEI?

From: gfadsfmd 6-Aug 07:15
To: ALL Poll 1 of 13 148664.1

WHAT IS LAMEI?

A DESPERATE TROLL OF A HOUSEWIFE 7 votes (7%)
NOTHING BUT A TROUBLEMAKER 6 votes (6%)
UGLY, BONEY AND GOOD FOR NOTHING 4 votes (4%)
A LIAR AND SNEAK 2 votes (2%)
ALL OF THE ABOVE 79 votes (81%)

98 people have voted so far

hmmm....not bad...not bad at all!! at least 98 forummers are interested in her but all in a different kind of reflection. who will emerge the victor is far from the sight.

and the saga continues!!

here she comes again....

the invisible bitch really lives up to her notoriety. only she can demand for answer. she questions, u must answer.how am i to answer her?

she would only accept the answer she wants and nothing else.in fact i indirectly got answer from my misled pal blackman who's now mind controlled by her.

is the invisible bitch getting haywired already over using her telekinetic power in excessive? she's like going crazy and would self destruct pretty soon.will her part time lover gaylord plastico come to her rescue? will her fulltime lover find out about her part time rendevous?

how should this end??

things are getting kinda of hot and complicated cos her part-time lover's wifey, MINUTE MAID has sensed her intrusion as the 3rd party.

MAMA MIA!!!....things were really hotting up now.

the bitch's all powderful mum in law was also suspicious about her shadowy activity. will she find that out?

now i m all confused....the plot is over riding into many sub-plots. the bitch's husband, green lantern (cos he's wearing green hat already) could be part timing with another chiobu MYSTERIA.

maybe the invisible bitch discovered that and that's why due to her petty nature will tic for tac. hence her mixing up with gaylord plastico who in a twist of fate had a wifey MINUTE MAID who resembled that bitch!!

wow lau eh!!!......intriguing...very very messily intriguing!!

how the hell LEETAHSAR got involved in this mess?

dunno?....i really ledi dunno!!in my kaypohness and curiosity, i met them.

in my initial impression that invisible bitch and gaylord plastico appeared sincere. they wanna to involve me in ACTIVISM to take over PLANET QUEENSTOWN so as to defeat the merciless overlord GALATICUS KUAN YEW , hence breaking the years of the rule by the PAPS the loyal followers of the overlord.

now ACTIVISM was a big 'feared' word by the PAPS. if we could use the power of ACTIVISM properly, all the serfs would be willing to transfer their PEOPLE'S POWER to us and defeating the PAPS and KUAN YEW'S reign would be a breeze!

but soon i realised that the intention of the duo couple from the lame F4 wasn't really that simple and plain. they had other ulterior motive and plan. they wanted to set up the next dynasty. even before any plan could materialise and action taken, the invisible bitch had already started to don her majestic coat of deceit and even bestowed herself as the EMPRESS DOWAGER.

before even the first step could be taken, she was writing ODE - dun ask me what's that. it went something like that:

From: 吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸！ (LaMei) 13:17
To: GohMengSeng 18 of 20 147192.18
in reply to 147192.13

Ode to Ti Lik - my good friend lawyer..
智立之志如长江
忠义两全如孔明
长见心胸满情感
语挂嘴边不需言
参于政治不为荣
小人误会即嫉妒
天生耿直即爽快
充满自信对众宣
不爱江山爱美人
情关难闯亦难清

now she was 葡萄 or grapes cos she loved the cherries and grape(seeds) of another hero MIGHTY THOR Gohmengseng. mighty thor gms was a loud thunder with his hammer weapon. very noisy but little action. it was just like the loud thundering sky but dun expect any rainfall. the most was to expect a few drops of piss. precisely that was pissing most people off by his beats of thunders rumbled and echoed through sbf.

he shunned her. and hell knows no fury for a petty bitch shunned!!

gathering her army of clones which she and her F4 created, they attacked mighty thor gms non stop beside attacking leetahsar at the same time. since both leetahsar and gms were quite look alike, they were like what she mentioned - EVIL TWINS re-united. hence we gotta help each ohter to defend the planet sinkieland against the nonsense of the F4......

so the battle rages on...and on....

and oops!...hold on!!! the bitch's cassette player broke down:

WATCH OUT!!

HERE SHE COMES AGAIN with new strategy to flame:

Coffee Shop Talk - YES! WE R SCREWED!!
From: CoconutTee 07:35
To: pinkyclown 133 of 135 150930.133
in reply to 150930.132

u claimed that u r an ex-male missy, yes or no??? give straight answer, no sidekick! ;-)

in one of my life existence in sinkieland i was the WHITE ANGEL, a male missy...just in case u r blurred, it simply means i was once a jambo male nurse..... (i turned the virginal matron drooling like a uncontrolled foutain spewing from her lips...hahahaha... )

like that also she wanna dig......aiyo!!! for goodness sake!! that exposure was i who told everyone about my missy tale .

i think next she would be after my cherries and grapesides and maybe how many arse hairs still dangling in my blackhole....sheeeeeesh!!!

love's interpretation ala carte LEETAHSAR's style

pai seh...my telepathy suddenly is picking a hidden horniness in her dunno what ODE or OBIT to the gaylord plastico:

智 立之志如长江
忠 义两全如孔明
长 见心胸满情感
语 挂嘴边不需言
参 于政治不为荣
小 人误会即嫉妒
天 生耿直即爽快
充 满自信对众宣
不 爱江山爱美人
情 关难闯亦难清

if u break up only the first chinese word and read it from top to bottom just the combination of the lst word of each line, it becomes something like this interpretated in leetahsar's style :
智 - wits ( hers of course, she always thinks she's the cleverest)
忠 - loyalty (gaylord cos he's such an idiot to fall for her flirt & destroy)
长 - his XXX long dick (maybe... we went into the toilet together that's another tale in LA GE N I WENT INTO TOILET - SO BIG! }
语 - speech (sweet nothing talks)
参 - mix (like water mixes into mud. she's water, he's the mud)
小 - small
天 - world
充 - fill
不 - not (enough)
情 - love (or lust)

put them all together, should be something like this:

my wit, ur loyalty
ur dick, my flirty
sweet nothing talks
mix like water and mud
in a world too small
enough to fill our love and lust.....

brrrrrrr!!...horny and bitchy!!

wah piang!!!...heaven forgives me!!