Monday, September 04, 2006
THESE ARE SOME OF MY BO LIAO POSTING IN FORUMS....
CLICK ANY BELOW AND I THINK IT WILL LINK U TO THE SITE WHERE U WILL FIND ME MOST ACTIVE.....hahahaha.....;9)
can a monk act as TANG SAN CHAN? [3 new of 193]
11:44
when u ve itch, how'd scratch in public? [50]
11:06
can i bang CALIF FITNESS table now? [43]
01:24
WHY & WHAT DO OUR PAPS FEAR?? [108]
4-Sep
do u ve a father better than my lauhan? [6]
4-Sep
i show u bush, u show me the clown... [3]
4-Sep
UPHEAVAL OF LEETAHSAR..... [2174]
4-Sep
AND HERE'S CHOOBEEBEE, LTS' INDO CHIOBU! [171]
4-Sep
I OPENED THE DOOR OF MY TENANT'S ROOM [51]
3-Sep
do u agree with my MOHAMMED charity? [7]
3-Sep
WAT HAPPENED TO UNCLE LEETHASAR??? [43]
2-Sep
let's talk SEX. - X - = +; + X + = + [12]
1-Sep
is gay a crime? or str8 better than gay? [32]
1-Sep
ANOTHER BITES THE DUST SOON.. [78]
31-Aug
How long does your underwear last? [2 new of 107]
11:52
took leng how n i forgot my passport..:( [3]
30-Aug
WOES IS ME!! HOW CAN SIBEIPINE DO THIS ? [13]
29-Aug
the paps newbies of chiohunks n bu... [7]
28-Aug
the mistress of our clown.... [3]
28-Aug
when u see this, obviously the opp won! [11]
28-Aug
EAT A PAO, SIP A TEA...TAKE A SEAT...AND [321]
27-Aug
do good..JUST DO IT! [1]
27-Aug
FOODS FIT FOR THE CLOWN [1]
27-Aug
WARNING TO SHARES/STOCKS WANNABES! [32]
26-Aug
hello, i m ur compassion, do u know me? [13]
26-Aug
CONFUSING CONFUCIUS' SAYINGS...... [3]
26-Aug
after the hum...... [8]
25-Aug
when will gays see the light? [10]
25-Aug
undies management,advice when travelling [11]
25-Aug
money, mercs, rolex, condos and monk$... [110]
24-Aug
a faggot baldie doing our girls hair? [35]
23-Aug
I VE QUIT MY KELEFE POST IN TEMPLE [260]
22-Aug
clown has gun will cum..now all r done!! [12]
22-Aug
the next upgrading: ALL BALLS WILL BE UP [1 new of 2]
11:47
the trial of the 2 CBs.... [17]
18-Aug
can i teach guitar in my temple? [89]
18-Aug
this place should be called BABIPURA [69]
17-Aug
WARNING WHEN U EAT AT INDIAN STALL [112]
17-Aug
when will the circle be broken....? [45]
16-Aug
RED ALERT! sep is a very exciting month! [17]
16-Aug
how much actually do taxi uncles make ? [118]
16-Aug
TALKING COCK - THE PAPS LANGUAGE [16]
15-Aug
like to know u but really i dun like to [36]
15-Aug
clown said one figure; HEN another.blur! [82]
13-Aug
FAREWELL AUNTIE ROSA....FAREWELL. .. [38]
12-Aug
magic of swimming..what about CALIFORNIA [8]
11-Aug
our national security may be a big JOKE! [11]
10-Aug
sinkies must do a hongkies here!! [48]
10-Aug
jokes from teetus of the world.... [2]
10-Aug
Need advice? Ask Here!
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POUR UR PLANTS PROBLEM ONTO ME PART 2 [232]
can a monk act as TANG SAN CHAN? [3 new of 193]
11:44
when u ve itch, how'd scratch in public? [50]
11:06
can i bang CALIF FITNESS table now? [43]
01:24
WHY & WHAT DO OUR PAPS FEAR?? [108]
4-Sep
do u ve a father better than my lauhan? [6]
4-Sep
i show u bush, u show me the clown... [3]
4-Sep
UPHEAVAL OF LEETAHSAR..... [2174]
4-Sep
AND HERE'S CHOOBEEBEE, LTS' INDO CHIOBU! [171]
4-Sep
I OPENED THE DOOR OF MY TENANT'S ROOM [51]
3-Sep
do u agree with my MOHAMMED charity? [7]
3-Sep
WAT HAPPENED TO UNCLE LEETHASAR??? [43]
2-Sep
let's talk SEX. - X - = +; + X + = + [12]
1-Sep
is gay a crime? or str8 better than gay? [32]
1-Sep
ANOTHER BITES THE DUST SOON.. [78]
31-Aug
How long does your underwear last? [2 new of 107]
11:52
took leng how n i forgot my passport..:( [3]
30-Aug
WOES IS ME!! HOW CAN SIBEIPINE DO THIS ? [13]
29-Aug
the paps newbies of chiohunks n bu... [7]
28-Aug
the mistress of our clown.... [3]
28-Aug
when u see this, obviously the opp won! [11]
28-Aug
EAT A PAO, SIP A TEA...TAKE A SEAT...AND [321]
27-Aug
do good..JUST DO IT! [1]
27-Aug
FOODS FIT FOR THE CLOWN [1]
27-Aug
WARNING TO SHARES/STOCKS WANNABES! [32]
26-Aug
hello, i m ur compassion, do u know me? [13]
26-Aug
CONFUSING CONFUCIUS' SAYINGS...... [3]
26-Aug
after the hum...... [8]
25-Aug
when will gays see the light? [10]
25-Aug
undies management,advice when travelling [11]
25-Aug
money, mercs, rolex, condos and monk$... [110]
24-Aug
a faggot baldie doing our girls hair? [35]
23-Aug
I VE QUIT MY KELEFE POST IN TEMPLE [260]
22-Aug
clown has gun will cum..now all r done!! [12]
22-Aug
the next upgrading: ALL BALLS WILL BE UP [1 new of 2]
11:47
the trial of the 2 CBs.... [17]
18-Aug
can i teach guitar in my temple? [89]
18-Aug
this place should be called BABIPURA [69]
17-Aug
WARNING WHEN U EAT AT INDIAN STALL [112]
17-Aug
when will the circle be broken....? [45]
16-Aug
RED ALERT! sep is a very exciting month! [17]
16-Aug
how much actually do taxi uncles make ? [118]
16-Aug
TALKING COCK - THE PAPS LANGUAGE [16]
15-Aug
like to know u but really i dun like to [36]
15-Aug
clown said one figure; HEN another.blur! [82]
13-Aug
FAREWELL AUNTIE ROSA....FAREWELL. .. [38]
12-Aug
magic of swimming..what about CALIFORNIA [8]
11-Aug
our national security may be a big JOKE! [11]
10-Aug
sinkies must do a hongkies here!! [48]
10-Aug
jokes from teetus of the world.... [2]
10-Aug
Need advice? Ask Here!
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POUR UR PLANTS PROBLEM ONTO ME PART 2 [232]
Sunday, September 03, 2006
DO U VE A FATHER BETTER THAN MY LAUHANKOO OLD MAN?
friday night. lst of the month sep.
weird FT IT tenant paid my lauhankoo old man his monthly rent.
sat morning. lauhan went cold storage. bought alot of good stuffs. expensive hotdogs, bacons, and yum yum...lamb chops.
he also got expensive aeroponics butterheads lettuce. a very expensive japs mayonaise.
sat night. he bought a packet of rice.....not for me but for FT IT tenant an kept it at the other
pigeonhole to hid from me. mamalee chow lor to genting with her bunch of lau aunties gang.
it was me, lauhan and tenant......
HE came over to the other unit where i was strumming my pains with my fingers....singing my life with my songs.....
"where's ah boy?" he asked.
"gone to sleep with his sister next block", i replied.
he was carrying a packet of rice. it was suppose to be for tenant who already gone to sleep with his sister....ended up, he kept it. he din eat it cos he already eaten that was why he ta pao for tenant....not for his own son....*sniff*;9(......
he kept it back in the other unit's fridge. it was going to be his breakfast the next day. definitely not for my dinner that night....my heart was crushed.....;9(...and i was silenty eating my korean udong with tears flowing inside me.....is this really my father? i kept asking myself....*sniff*....;9(
very funny. that's why i called tenant, WEIRD. sister lived in a nearby block. he was originally staying with her and her husband but dunno why he was kicked out from there to rent my room. maybe his brother-in-law cannot tahan him?....or maybe his b i l told his sister: "ah mui, i marry u hor...NOT ur weird FT IT brother....."
And that was how he landed into my room....;9(
about 11pm, ah boy - my tenant's name lah - came back .
lauhan saw him passed by from the next unit pigeonhole. he was so enthusiastic and happy as though he just saw his long lost lubber returning.
he came over to my unit to greet him. "ah boy, u eaten?" he eagerly asked. "i got lamb chops and all things nice inside fridge. u want, i cook for u?" basket! his own son hadn't eaten anything and he went to ask the weird FT IT guy!
"thank you, uncle....my sister got cooked and i eaten at her place..." ah boy told him. what about me?....i glared at lauhan. he pai seh and quickly scrambled back to next unit........;9(
.......so it was back to strumming my pains with my fingers....singing my life with my words....killing me softly with my songs...killing me softly with m songs....
do u have a father better than my bloody lauhankoo?.....woe is me....
i say...strumming my pains with my fingers....singing my life with my words...killing me softly with my songs..killling me softly with my songs...telling my whole life with my words...killing me softly......with my songs........;9(
weird FT IT tenant paid my lauhankoo old man his monthly rent.
sat morning. lauhan went cold storage. bought alot of good stuffs. expensive hotdogs, bacons, and yum yum...lamb chops.
he also got expensive aeroponics butterheads lettuce. a very expensive japs mayonaise.
sat night. he bought a packet of rice.....not for me but for FT IT tenant an kept it at the other
pigeonhole to hid from me. mamalee chow lor to genting with her bunch of lau aunties gang.
it was me, lauhan and tenant......
HE came over to the other unit where i was strumming my pains with my fingers....singing my life with my songs.....
"where's ah boy?" he asked.
"gone to sleep with his sister next block", i replied.
he was carrying a packet of rice. it was suppose to be for tenant who already gone to sleep with his sister....ended up, he kept it. he din eat it cos he already eaten that was why he ta pao for tenant....not for his own son....*sniff*;9(......
he kept it back in the other unit's fridge. it was going to be his breakfast the next day. definitely not for my dinner that night....my heart was crushed.....;9(...and i was silenty eating my korean udong with tears flowing inside me.....is this really my father? i kept asking myself....*sniff*....;9(
very funny. that's why i called tenant, WEIRD. sister lived in a nearby block. he was originally staying with her and her husband but dunno why he was kicked out from there to rent my room. maybe his brother-in-law cannot tahan him?....or maybe his b i l told his sister: "ah mui, i marry u hor...NOT ur weird FT IT brother....."
And that was how he landed into my room....;9(
about 11pm, ah boy - my tenant's name lah - came back .
lauhan saw him passed by from the next unit pigeonhole. he was so enthusiastic and happy as though he just saw his long lost lubber returning.
he came over to my unit to greet him. "ah boy, u eaten?" he eagerly asked. "i got lamb chops and all things nice inside fridge. u want, i cook for u?" basket! his own son hadn't eaten anything and he went to ask the weird FT IT guy!
"thank you, uncle....my sister got cooked and i eaten at her place..." ah boy told him. what about me?....i glared at lauhan. he pai seh and quickly scrambled back to next unit........;9(
.......so it was back to strumming my pains with my fingers....singing my life with my words....killing me softly with my songs...killing me softly with m songs....
do u have a father better than my bloody lauhankoo?.....woe is me....
i say...strumming my pains with my fingers....singing my life with my words...killing me softly with my songs..killling me softly with my songs...telling my whole life with my words...killing me softly......with my songs........;9(
Saturday, September 02, 2006
33 to 43 posts
Feathered Idiot (lpplking)
2-Sep 20:20
To:
leetahsar
33 of 43
116491.33 in reply to 116491.1
Uncle prepare 2 cheong gong his deposit.
merlion (christan24)
2-Sep 22:01
To:
leetahsar
34 of 43
116491.34 in reply to 116491.1
freak me out man!!!! you mean your tenant wear red panty underwear like shown in the film 'kung fu hustle' huh ???
Freaking wierd man !!!!
=========================================
CHOTTO MATTE!!!.....WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....
astonbrus
00:33
To:
leetahsar
35 of 43
116491.35 in reply to 116491.30
and next u will be telling u have ur undies in the inside of the hole...and my god!!...u r exposed!! naked!!
I am talking about superman and you are talking about undies inside the hole. You need to see a shrink, uncle.
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
00:42
To:
leetahsar
36 of 43
116491.36 in reply to 116491.1
So Sporntard,
Did you fuck him?
leetahsar
00:45
To:
Feathered Idiot (lpplking) unread
37 of 43
116491.37 in reply to 116491.33
all the money, lauhankoo takes to invest in his hyaadai fuck spider trips...
all the extra PUB bills, groceries like instant noodles, coffee, eggs, fruits...etc...me gotta to be unitl very chuan chuan...(breathless)...
i dun benefit anything at all except extra burden slowly zapping away my savings...
and this play mat bodoh tenant has never top up the coffee powder or instant noodles ...or eggs...or anything...and freaking wasteful...always leaving appliances all on!....
leetahsar
00:49
To:
merlion (christan24) unread
38 of 43
116491.38 in reply to 116491.34
but long lost nephew from oz...now ur poor uncle is being fixed!!
they confirm me as the TARANTULA KING HERE ALREADY U KNOW...A MONSTER TEETUKONG....how huh???
leetahsar
00:57
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang) unread
39 of 43
116491.39 in reply to 116491.36
if u like...i can ask him to F u properly!
leetahsar
01:04
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang) unread
40 of 43
116491.40 in reply to 116491.36
this is a sincere message from me as ur uncle to u...a good boy...
DO U WEAR THE BUDDHIST BEADS I GAVE U?
wear it ...dun waste it...whenever u feel like losing ur temper...count the beads...and think of uncle lee....try throwing that anger or temper at me..imagine that person is ME...u r angry with...and surely...my hearty laughter will drown and extinguish ur anger...
CAN U PLS DO THAT FOR ME??...IF NOT MY EXPENSIVE BUDDHIST BEADS TO U WOULD DEFINITELY BE WASTED....;9(
peace be with u huang...remember i will always pray for u...i do...i m not christian who say say only...I DO PRAY FOR U ...NIGHTLY BEFORE I SLEEP...
like this:
MY HEAVENLY FATHER....I PRAY FOR MY BROTHER (XXX) UR NAME ...a brother of mine who's suffering in silent for all the anguish he's facing...
pls father...gives him the peace and confidence to face the world bravely in his everyday life...and pls be with him...to guide and protect him....
i pray for him....and in the name of our lord JESUS CHRIST...the holy spirit and u...my heavenly.....i pray ...in ur name...
AMEN!
hotdogpork
01:22
To:
leetahsar
41 of 43
116491.41 in reply to 116491.3
>>hah? 2 undies?.....no lah...one only what..." i was blurred. i went to see the red undies...size 30. "mum, my undies is XXL....this is only size 30....i thought it was urs!!"<<
Are you sure you identified it that way? Not smell it and if you're still conscious, then it has to be the other person's one?
leetahsar
01:26
To:
hotdogpork unread
42 of 43
116491.42 in reply to 116491.41
since u r such a sniff...HERE ...U CAN SMELL MINE ...NATURAL SCENT OF A MONK WANNABE...hahahaha....;9)
christian dior has POISON is it?....yves st laurent can have my SCENT OF MONK....hahahaha....;9)
leetahsar
01:37
To:
astonbrus unread
43 of 43
116491.43 in reply to 116491.35
and my previous reply..batman not only wears a black one outside too...he puts another one over his head!
now can u take the joke?
2-Sep 20:20
To:
leetahsar
33 of 43
116491.33 in reply to 116491.1
Uncle prepare 2 cheong gong his deposit.
merlion (christan24)
2-Sep 22:01
To:
leetahsar
34 of 43
116491.34 in reply to 116491.1
freak me out man!!!! you mean your tenant wear red panty underwear like shown in the film 'kung fu hustle' huh ???
Freaking wierd man !!!!
=========================================
CHOTTO MATTE!!!.....WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....
astonbrus
00:33
To:
leetahsar
35 of 43
116491.35 in reply to 116491.30
and next u will be telling u have ur undies in the inside of the hole...and my god!!...u r exposed!! naked!!
I am talking about superman and you are talking about undies inside the hole. You need to see a shrink, uncle.
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
00:42
To:
leetahsar
36 of 43
116491.36 in reply to 116491.1
So Sporntard,
Did you fuck him?
leetahsar
00:45
To:
Feathered Idiot (lpplking) unread
37 of 43
116491.37 in reply to 116491.33
all the money, lauhankoo takes to invest in his hyaadai fuck spider trips...
all the extra PUB bills, groceries like instant noodles, coffee, eggs, fruits...etc...me gotta to be unitl very chuan chuan...(breathless)...
i dun benefit anything at all except extra burden slowly zapping away my savings...
and this play mat bodoh tenant has never top up the coffee powder or instant noodles ...or eggs...or anything...and freaking wasteful...always leaving appliances all on!....
leetahsar
00:49
To:
merlion (christan24) unread
38 of 43
116491.38 in reply to 116491.34
but long lost nephew from oz...now ur poor uncle is being fixed!!
they confirm me as the TARANTULA KING HERE ALREADY U KNOW...A MONSTER TEETUKONG....how huh???
leetahsar
00:57
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang) unread
39 of 43
116491.39 in reply to 116491.36
if u like...i can ask him to F u properly!
leetahsar
01:04
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang) unread
40 of 43
116491.40 in reply to 116491.36
this is a sincere message from me as ur uncle to u...a good boy...
DO U WEAR THE BUDDHIST BEADS I GAVE U?
wear it ...dun waste it...whenever u feel like losing ur temper...count the beads...and think of uncle lee....try throwing that anger or temper at me..imagine that person is ME...u r angry with...and surely...my hearty laughter will drown and extinguish ur anger...
CAN U PLS DO THAT FOR ME??...IF NOT MY EXPENSIVE BUDDHIST BEADS TO U WOULD DEFINITELY BE WASTED....;9(
peace be with u huang...remember i will always pray for u...i do...i m not christian who say say only...I DO PRAY FOR U ...NIGHTLY BEFORE I SLEEP...
like this:
MY HEAVENLY FATHER....I PRAY FOR MY BROTHER (XXX) UR NAME ...a brother of mine who's suffering in silent for all the anguish he's facing...
pls father...gives him the peace and confidence to face the world bravely in his everyday life...and pls be with him...to guide and protect him....
i pray for him....and in the name of our lord JESUS CHRIST...the holy spirit and u...my heavenly.....i pray ...in ur name...
AMEN!
hotdogpork
01:22
To:
leetahsar
41 of 43
116491.41 in reply to 116491.3
>>hah? 2 undies?.....no lah...one only what..." i was blurred. i went to see the red undies...size 30. "mum, my undies is XXL....this is only size 30....i thought it was urs!!"<<
Are you sure you identified it that way? Not smell it and if you're still conscious, then it has to be the other person's one?
leetahsar
01:26
To:
hotdogpork unread
42 of 43
116491.42 in reply to 116491.41
since u r such a sniff...HERE ...U CAN SMELL MINE ...NATURAL SCENT OF A MONK WANNABE...hahahaha....;9)
christian dior has POISON is it?....yves st laurent can have my SCENT OF MONK....hahahaha....;9)
leetahsar
01:37
To:
astonbrus unread
43 of 43
116491.43 in reply to 116491.35
and my previous reply..batman not only wears a black one outside too...he puts another one over his head!
now can u take the joke?
22 TO 32 POST
BabaEro11
18:42
To:
leetahsar
22 of 32
116491.22 in reply to 116491.14
get urself a wife.
From:
leetahsar
18:43
To:
laksa_boy unread
23 of 32
116491.23 in reply to 116491.18
yes why dun both u sleep with each other...perfect match!
leetahsar
18:49
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
24 of 32
116491.24 in reply to 116491.21
oogle ur head...
he dropped his undies into my personal undies pail...and it gotta to be red some more...and u people started all the funny wild imagination...
i was having lunch this afternoon with my cid dudi...and hell he said ...gently advised me not to post liao...he told me my lah sup posting is creating bad image of me...which he thinks it isn't fair to me.....
i told him like i told everyone here...
THEIR MINDS...THEY CAN CONJURE WHATEVER THEY THINK OF ME...I BO CHAP....
IF THEY THINK I M GAY...THEN OK LOR...GAY TO THEM LOR...
THINK I M TEEKO...THEN TEEKOOPEK LTS TO THEM AGAIN...
at the end of the day....it's between me and my conscience and GOD....GUAN THEM PI SHI!....and their thoughts to me is like GUAN WO PI SHI, too!....
so no problem....u think what u like of me...and i should be what that is conjured up by ur contorted blain...
peace be with u....ornitoufo.....;9)
leetahsar
18:51
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
25 of 32
116491.25 in reply to 116491.21
>a straight guy like me has no wish to be sodomized in the middle of the night.<
er...maybe i check with my weird FT IT tenant whether he wants ur karchngkang or not??.....;9)
leetahsar
18:52
To:
BabaEro11 unread
26 of 32
116491.26 in reply to 116491.22
or ur bitches in ur PALAWAN bitch....;9)
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
19:00
To:
leetahsar
27 of 32
116491.27 in reply to 116491.24
Hahahah. You truly are funny.
Relax man, I didn't say being gay is a crime. I just observed you are steering more and more in that direction.
Just basing my comments on your posts .... nothing more. Tell your fren to have some sense of humour too .... no one's gonna put in in the doghouse just because you are fascinated by red underwear.
Besides I don't know you personally so your name is just a 9-letter word to me; can u really blame to for adding "6" behind?
HAHAHAHA
Kaixin1
leetahsar
19:15
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
28 of 32
116491.28 in reply to 116491.27
er...what '6'...u mean like this.....;9)...not 6 what..it's a 9...'6' would be like this.......;6)
oh u mean 6 as it rhymns with SEX...u dirty bugger u!!
i love 9 instead of 6...and definitely not a 69 or a 96....
9 represents GOD....as in 999...help is always there
and 6 represents DEVIL as in 666....always there for u even if u dun want it.....hahahaha...;9)
and yes undies and undies...i m really getting to be too lah sup liao...better heed my cid's gentle advice to tone down...
unless u all want me to.....i will tone down all my XXX as from today.....and go into sterile mode...
HOW???...comment pls.
and hello...expensive undies like ck fascinates me...the money or the value of the little pc of cotton around my vital family jewels , definitely not other curves or soiled stained scent, ok..!
astonbrus
19:16
To:
leetahsar
29 of 32
116491.29 in reply to 116491.1
WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....
SUPERMAN WEARS RED UNDERWEAR AND ON THE OUTSIDE TOO.
leetahsar
19:18
To:
astonbrus unread
30 of 32
116491.30 in reply to 116491.29
and next u will be telling u have ur undies in the inside of the hole...and my god!!...u r exposed!! naked!!
leetahsar
19:18
To:
astonbrus unread
31 of 32
116491.31 in reply to 116491.29
batman has black undies on the outside....and covering his head too!
leetahsar
19:32
To:
JackM30 unread
32 of 32
116491.32 in reply to 116491.2
>u hold on to his underwear? yaks!<
hand washed cleanly and dried already by mamalee, hor....and dun add i sniff his undies...me was a male missy once...and had already grappled with many worms and anacondas and even once a cum spitting black cobra....dun pray pray.....;9)
18:42
To:
leetahsar
22 of 32
116491.22 in reply to 116491.14
get urself a wife.
From:
leetahsar
18:43
To:
laksa_boy unread
23 of 32
116491.23 in reply to 116491.18
yes why dun both u sleep with each other...perfect match!
leetahsar
18:49
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
24 of 32
116491.24 in reply to 116491.21
oogle ur head...
he dropped his undies into my personal undies pail...and it gotta to be red some more...and u people started all the funny wild imagination...
i was having lunch this afternoon with my cid dudi...and hell he said ...gently advised me not to post liao...he told me my lah sup posting is creating bad image of me...which he thinks it isn't fair to me.....
i told him like i told everyone here...
THEIR MINDS...THEY CAN CONJURE WHATEVER THEY THINK OF ME...I BO CHAP....
IF THEY THINK I M GAY...THEN OK LOR...GAY TO THEM LOR...
THINK I M TEEKO...THEN TEEKOOPEK LTS TO THEM AGAIN...
at the end of the day....it's between me and my conscience and GOD....GUAN THEM PI SHI!....and their thoughts to me is like GUAN WO PI SHI, too!....
so no problem....u think what u like of me...and i should be what that is conjured up by ur contorted blain...
peace be with u....ornitoufo.....;9)
leetahsar
18:51
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
25 of 32
116491.25 in reply to 116491.21
>a straight guy like me has no wish to be sodomized in the middle of the night.<
er...maybe i check with my weird FT IT tenant whether he wants ur karchngkang or not??.....;9)
leetahsar
18:52
To:
BabaEro11 unread
26 of 32
116491.26 in reply to 116491.22
or ur bitches in ur PALAWAN bitch....;9)
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
19:00
To:
leetahsar
27 of 32
116491.27 in reply to 116491.24
Hahahah. You truly are funny.
Relax man, I didn't say being gay is a crime. I just observed you are steering more and more in that direction.
Just basing my comments on your posts .... nothing more. Tell your fren to have some sense of humour too .... no one's gonna put in in the doghouse just because you are fascinated by red underwear.
Besides I don't know you personally so your name is just a 9-letter word to me; can u really blame to for adding "6" behind?
HAHAHAHA
Kaixin1
leetahsar
19:15
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
28 of 32
116491.28 in reply to 116491.27
er...what '6'...u mean like this.....;9)...not 6 what..it's a 9...'6' would be like this.......;6)
oh u mean 6 as it rhymns with SEX...u dirty bugger u!!
i love 9 instead of 6...and definitely not a 69 or a 96....
9 represents GOD....as in 999...help is always there
and 6 represents DEVIL as in 666....always there for u even if u dun want it.....hahahaha...;9)
and yes undies and undies...i m really getting to be too lah sup liao...better heed my cid's gentle advice to tone down...
unless u all want me to.....i will tone down all my XXX as from today.....and go into sterile mode...
HOW???...comment pls.
and hello...expensive undies like ck fascinates me...the money or the value of the little pc of cotton around my vital family jewels , definitely not other curves or soiled stained scent, ok..!
astonbrus
19:16
To:
leetahsar
29 of 32
116491.29 in reply to 116491.1
WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....
SUPERMAN WEARS RED UNDERWEAR AND ON THE OUTSIDE TOO.
leetahsar
19:18
To:
astonbrus unread
30 of 32
116491.30 in reply to 116491.29
and next u will be telling u have ur undies in the inside of the hole...and my god!!...u r exposed!! naked!!
leetahsar
19:18
To:
astonbrus unread
31 of 32
116491.31 in reply to 116491.29
batman has black undies on the outside....and covering his head too!
leetahsar
19:32
To:
JackM30 unread
32 of 32
116491.32 in reply to 116491.2
>u hold on to his underwear? yaks!<
hand washed cleanly and dried already by mamalee, hor....and dun add i sniff his undies...me was a male missy once...and had already grappled with many worms and anacondas and even once a cum spitting black cobra....dun pray pray.....;9)
after solving the mysterious red undies, my flaming starts....
HERE'S ALL THE FLAMING AND ROASTING OF POOR O' PIGGY ME.....
JackM30
15:47
To:
leetahsar
2 of 32
116491.2 in reply to 116491.1
u hold on to his underwear? yaks!
From:
ew69
15:51
To:
leetahsar
4 of 32
116491.4 in reply to 116491.1
You should have told me, "Me, landlord. Me can do whatever I like in MY house." After all, you have the master key.
Godzilla688
15:52
To:
leetahsar
5 of 32
116491.5 in reply to 116491.1
F***...your command of the English language is horrendous. Maybe you should put your tenant's soiled underwear over your head and sniff the skid marks and dick wads. It may clear your pea brain and allow you to post more gramatically correct and interesting threads.
leetahsar
15:53
To:
JackM30
6 of 32
116491.6 in reply to 116491.2
wait lah....the mystery of the red undies revealed in part 3...so impatient u people!...;9(
leetahsar
15:54
To:
ew69
8 of 32
116491.8 in reply to 116491.4
chotto matte...and read on...
i wanted to write on monday to chase away all the stressed up brother's monday blues...but cannot tahan..cos if i delayed...sure no inspiration liao!
leetahsar
15:58
To:
Godzilla688 unread
9 of 32
116491.9 in reply to 116491.5
my god!!...my lizard!!...my godzzie!!!
U DO THAT MEH!!??...i tot u sniff more camels (feet or whatever) in the rain of ur mongolian plain....ur blain plain or pain??
u actually put some one *yucks* smelly soiled stained undies over ur head to sniff ...and wank ur pain away in ur blain drenched by the rain in ur monglian plain???...poor godzzie...give me ur address...i send u the HEART SUTRA...to soothe ur pain in ur blain under the rain of ur mongolian plain....
read on lah...dun be so kan cheong leh...
peace be with u....;9)
leetahsar
16:13
To:
Godzilla688 unread
11 of 32
116491.11 in reply to 116491.7
YES horny oversized lizard....when u r back here hor...i try it on u...
what speed u want...the slow n easy..or the fast and violent..
i got another mark there. AND IT SAYS...ORGASMICALLY ROUGH AND BLISTERING...u wanna try that?..;9)
BabaEro11
16:17
To:
leetahsar
12 of 32
116491.12 in reply to 116491.10
knn, u horrible person. let ur old mamalee to wash your clothes.
didnt you never hear of a washing machine?
fishbuff
16:25
To:
leetahsar
13 of 32
116491.13 in reply to 116491.1
u REALY need a wife!
leetahsar
16:41
To:
BabaEro11
14 of 32
116491.14 in reply to 116491.12
but i ve a washing machine...and i even tell mamalee dun wash all the clothings...just accumulate one big load and throw everything into the washing machine....and there done already right?
WRONG!!...she little bit only no problem...hand washed cleaner and save water, detergent..and etc...
so how pare???
leetahsar
16:42
To:
fishbuff unread
15 of 32
116491.15 in reply to 116491.13
yes...maybe a lover...that's what my choobeebee told me when she came here last.....;9)
u wanna be her bf or lover???
always trying hard to lay me...my bb...so cute!
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
17:44
To:
leetahsar
16 of 32
116491.16 in reply to 116491.11
You are behaving more and more like a gay man. Oogling and getting so excited about your tenants' red underwear. I think that tenant chose you as landlord precisely because he could sense your "left-hand drive" inclination.
You two fags should just bunk in together.
Oh wait ... he is your tenant ... you almost are anyway.
Kaixin1
Applebee3
18:13
To:
leetahsar
17 of 32
116491.17 in reply to 116491.15
leetahsar,
How much do you rent out your room? I am just curious, as I might want to rent out one of my room. Also desposit for one month or two months rental upfront?
Thanks.
laksa_boy
18:24
To:
fishbuff unread
18 of 32
116491.18 in reply to 116491.13
Or a man to sleep with.
leetahsar
18:31
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
19 of 32
116491.19 in reply to 116491.16
he's somebody's son...coming from a faraway place...
and u r somebody son...so dun be so cruel.....
i treat him as my own son....and when i cook i just add another few grains of rice or a few strands of noodles...NO PROBLEM!...;9)
u wanna rent my pigeonholes...me got 2 more rooms...
leetahsar
18:32
To:
Applebee3 unread
20 of 32
116491.20 in reply to 116491.17
$300 per mth
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
18:34
To:
leetahsar
21 of 32
116491.21 in reply to 116491.19
""i treat him as my own son""
Oh man, this is worse that I expected. You regard him like a son and you oogle at his underwear???
""u wanna rent my pigeonholes...me got 2 more rooms...""
No thanks, a straight guy like me has no wish to be sodomized in the middle of the night.
Kaixin1
JackM30
15:47
To:
leetahsar
2 of 32
116491.2 in reply to 116491.1
u hold on to his underwear? yaks!
From:
ew69
15:51
To:
leetahsar
4 of 32
116491.4 in reply to 116491.1
You should have told me, "Me, landlord. Me can do whatever I like in MY house." After all, you have the master key.
Godzilla688
15:52
To:
leetahsar
5 of 32
116491.5 in reply to 116491.1
F***...your command of the English language is horrendous. Maybe you should put your tenant's soiled underwear over your head and sniff the skid marks and dick wads. It may clear your pea brain and allow you to post more gramatically correct and interesting threads.
leetahsar
15:53
To:
JackM30
6 of 32
116491.6 in reply to 116491.2
wait lah....the mystery of the red undies revealed in part 3...so impatient u people!...;9(
leetahsar
15:54
To:
ew69
8 of 32
116491.8 in reply to 116491.4
chotto matte...and read on...
i wanted to write on monday to chase away all the stressed up brother's monday blues...but cannot tahan..cos if i delayed...sure no inspiration liao!
leetahsar
15:58
To:
Godzilla688 unread
9 of 32
116491.9 in reply to 116491.5
my god!!...my lizard!!...my godzzie!!!
U DO THAT MEH!!??...i tot u sniff more camels (feet or whatever) in the rain of ur mongolian plain....ur blain plain or pain??
u actually put some one *yucks* smelly soiled stained undies over ur head to sniff ...and wank ur pain away in ur blain drenched by the rain in ur monglian plain???...poor godzzie...give me ur address...i send u the HEART SUTRA...to soothe ur pain in ur blain under the rain of ur mongolian plain....
read on lah...dun be so kan cheong leh...
peace be with u....;9)
leetahsar
16:13
To:
Godzilla688 unread
11 of 32
116491.11 in reply to 116491.7
YES horny oversized lizard....when u r back here hor...i try it on u...
what speed u want...the slow n easy..or the fast and violent..
i got another mark there. AND IT SAYS...ORGASMICALLY ROUGH AND BLISTERING...u wanna try that?..;9)
BabaEro11
16:17
To:
leetahsar
12 of 32
116491.12 in reply to 116491.10
knn, u horrible person. let ur old mamalee to wash your clothes.
didnt you never hear of a washing machine?
fishbuff
16:25
To:
leetahsar
13 of 32
116491.13 in reply to 116491.1
u REALY need a wife!
leetahsar
16:41
To:
BabaEro11
14 of 32
116491.14 in reply to 116491.12
but i ve a washing machine...and i even tell mamalee dun wash all the clothings...just accumulate one big load and throw everything into the washing machine....and there done already right?
WRONG!!...she little bit only no problem...hand washed cleaner and save water, detergent..and etc...
so how pare???
leetahsar
16:42
To:
fishbuff unread
15 of 32
116491.15 in reply to 116491.13
yes...maybe a lover...that's what my choobeebee told me when she came here last.....;9)
u wanna be her bf or lover???
always trying hard to lay me...my bb...so cute!
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
17:44
To:
leetahsar
16 of 32
116491.16 in reply to 116491.11
You are behaving more and more like a gay man. Oogling and getting so excited about your tenants' red underwear. I think that tenant chose you as landlord precisely because he could sense your "left-hand drive" inclination.
You two fags should just bunk in together.
Oh wait ... he is your tenant ... you almost are anyway.
Kaixin1
Applebee3
18:13
To:
leetahsar
17 of 32
116491.17 in reply to 116491.15
leetahsar,
How much do you rent out your room? I am just curious, as I might want to rent out one of my room. Also desposit for one month or two months rental upfront?
Thanks.
laksa_boy
18:24
To:
fishbuff unread
18 of 32
116491.18 in reply to 116491.13
Or a man to sleep with.
leetahsar
18:31
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
19 of 32
116491.19 in reply to 116491.16
he's somebody's son...coming from a faraway place...
and u r somebody son...so dun be so cruel.....
i treat him as my own son....and when i cook i just add another few grains of rice or a few strands of noodles...NO PROBLEM!...;9)
u wanna rent my pigeonholes...me got 2 more rooms...
leetahsar
18:32
To:
Applebee3 unread
20 of 32
116491.20 in reply to 116491.17
$300 per mth
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
18:34
To:
leetahsar
21 of 32
116491.21 in reply to 116491.19
""i treat him as my own son""
Oh man, this is worse that I expected. You regard him like a son and you oogle at his underwear???
""u wanna rent my pigeonholes...me got 2 more rooms...""
No thanks, a straight guy like me has no wish to be sodomized in the middle of the night.
Kaixin1
Friday, September 01, 2006
MYSTERY OF THE RED UNDIES...PART 3
MYSTERY OF THE RED UNDIES ....
SO I analysed the whole situation. HOW COME MAMALEE ENDED UP WASHING THE FT IT TENANT'S MYSTERIOUS RED UNDIES??
it goes like this.....
tenant went into toilet. stripped. hung clothings up at the wall hangers... his undies unwittingly dropped into my pail.
finished his shower and maybe his other things - the guys should know what ;9) . wiped dry. removed all his clothings. exit and head for his room...always revealing his 3 little dots and hairy chest to me...hahaha...;9)
next come leetahsar. went into toilet. stripped. threw his soiled smelly undies into pail. showered. never did the things most horny guys would do. dry. exit. watch tv. went to pc...on and started bo liao posting....
next morning come mamalee. went into toilet. grabbed a low stool. sat. started hand washing all the laundry. very little only. 3 person's and mainly undies.
finished. hung out all the undies to dry in bamboo poles. dried. collected all in. started interrogating me...WHY 2 UNDIES HUH....
mystery solved!
size 30 brilliant red undies... belongs to weird FT IT young tenant.
size XXL dull grey undies....belongs to LTS...
there, the mysterious red undies solved...and rewind pls...
I RETURNED THE BUNCH OF KEYS WITH THE RED UNDIES TO TENANT....
case closed.......;9)
SO I analysed the whole situation. HOW COME MAMALEE ENDED UP WASHING THE FT IT TENANT'S MYSTERIOUS RED UNDIES??
it goes like this.....
tenant went into toilet. stripped. hung clothings up at the wall hangers... his undies unwittingly dropped into my pail.
finished his shower and maybe his other things - the guys should know what ;9) . wiped dry. removed all his clothings. exit and head for his room...always revealing his 3 little dots and hairy chest to me...hahaha...;9)
next come leetahsar. went into toilet. stripped. threw his soiled smelly undies into pail. showered. never did the things most horny guys would do. dry. exit. watch tv. went to pc...on and started bo liao posting....
next morning come mamalee. went into toilet. grabbed a low stool. sat. started hand washing all the laundry. very little only. 3 person's and mainly undies.
finished. hung out all the undies to dry in bamboo poles. dried. collected all in. started interrogating me...WHY 2 UNDIES HUH....
mystery solved!
size 30 brilliant red undies... belongs to weird FT IT young tenant.
size XXL dull grey undies....belongs to LTS...
there, the mysterious red undies solved...and rewind pls...
I RETURNED THE BUNCH OF KEYS WITH THE RED UNDIES TO TENANT....
case closed.......;9)
part 2...the mysterious red undies.....size 30
TO unrevel the mysterious weird FT IT tenant's red underwear, i have to goston to the previous day when i was taking my shower....
into the toilet cubicle i entered. stripped. about to throw my undies into the pail which i always throw my undies in.
was suprised how come got another red undies inside. tot it was mum's...so bo chap and threw mine in. showered....
next morning, mum hand washed the clothings. hung and dried them out in bamboo poles....
after clothings dried, mamalee kept the clothings and asked me. "tahsar, why u changed 2 undies in one day?"
"hah? 2 undies?.....no lah...one only what..." i was blurred. i went to see the red undies...size 30. "mum, my undies is XXL....this is only size 30....i thought it was urs!!"
we looked at each other...and shit!! must be FT IT tenant's....how did his undies drop into my pal?
........cont'd.....the mystery of the red undies.....revealed!!
into the toilet cubicle i entered. stripped. about to throw my undies into the pail which i always throw my undies in.
was suprised how come got another red undies inside. tot it was mum's...so bo chap and threw mine in. showered....
next morning, mum hand washed the clothings. hung and dried them out in bamboo poles....
after clothings dried, mamalee kept the clothings and asked me. "tahsar, why u changed 2 undies in one day?"
"hah? 2 undies?.....no lah...one only what..." i was blurred. i went to see the red undies...size 30. "mum, my undies is XXL....this is only size 30....i thought it was urs!!"
we looked at each other...and shit!! must be FT IT tenant's....how did his undies drop into my pal?
........cont'd.....the mystery of the red undies.....revealed!!
I OPENED THE DOOR OF MY TENANT'S ROOM
yes damn suay!!
first belanja him the solid yam beehoon which i cooked. then he said he's going to sleep with his sister who stayed at a nearby block...cos her husband was outstationed....
then misunderstanding started...because of my good intention and kaypohji again!
he packed some of his barangs....closed his room door. then rushed to the toilet to pee...returned, opened his room (dunno for what)...went in, came out.....closed again...and zoomed off...
there i was happy like fuck!!...could practised my guitar now...i can't if he is around and try not in case i disturb him...BUT NOW HO SEH LIAO!
and there on the floor just outside his room, one bunch of keys.
so kaypohji me went to open his room to check whether he got closed the windows...off the fans and other appliances...and when about to close and locked it, HE STEPPED IN.
he saw me about closing his door and asked, "WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY ROOM?" his tone rather offensive and meaning deep...
i told him checking whether windows got shut or not if not raining the whole room was going to be flooded...and my teak parquet flooring was damn expensive...
and then i passed the bunch of keys to him with his underwear...
CHOTTO MATTE!!!.....WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....
ahh.....to be conti'd......hahahaha...;9)
first belanja him the solid yam beehoon which i cooked. then he said he's going to sleep with his sister who stayed at a nearby block...cos her husband was outstationed....
then misunderstanding started...because of my good intention and kaypohji again!
he packed some of his barangs....closed his room door. then rushed to the toilet to pee...returned, opened his room (dunno for what)...went in, came out.....closed again...and zoomed off...
there i was happy like fuck!!...could practised my guitar now...i can't if he is around and try not in case i disturb him...BUT NOW HO SEH LIAO!
and there on the floor just outside his room, one bunch of keys.
so kaypohji me went to open his room to check whether he got closed the windows...off the fans and other appliances...and when about to close and locked it, HE STEPPED IN.
he saw me about closing his door and asked, "WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY ROOM?" his tone rather offensive and meaning deep...
i told him checking whether windows got shut or not if not raining the whole room was going to be flooded...and my teak parquet flooring was damn expensive...
and then i passed the bunch of keys to him with his underwear...
CHOTTO MATTE!!!.....WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....
ahh.....to be conti'd......hahahaha...;9)
latest email from choobeebee 2nd sep '06
Subject :
Re: FAKE PICS sibeipine GAVE ME
Inbox
Dear luv,
sorry haven't talk or write you anything since I'm back....very busy & also I'm not too well. anyway, I'll go and take some nice pictures specially for you, ok? at this moment of time, I don't have any to give to you so give me one week then.
I haven't even open yr website to read all the stories...but I knw I'll enjoy reading it. once again, thnak you for everything. I really enjoyed my stay in singapore partly because of you...looking forward to seeing you again soon in Oct, yes? :)
take care & regards.
see, bb emailed today......and shit!! she procrastinating....!!...;9(beebee, if u still dun send me pics to clear my good name, come oct when u r here....then u will know hor!......;9)
Re: FAKE PICS sibeipine GAVE ME
Inbox
Dear luv,
sorry haven't talk or write you anything since I'm back....very busy & also I'm not too well. anyway, I'll go and take some nice pictures specially for you, ok? at this moment of time, I don't have any to give to you so give me one week then.
I haven't even open yr website to read all the stories...but I knw I'll enjoy reading it. once again, thnak you for everything. I really enjoyed my stay in singapore partly because of you...looking forward to seeing you again soon in Oct, yes? :)
take care & regards.
see, bb emailed today......and shit!! she procrastinating....!!...;9(beebee, if u still dun send me pics to clear my good name, come oct when u r here....then u will know hor!......;9)
Thursday, August 31, 2006
i would like to share with u this MOTIVATIOAL WORDS
yes, max from the forum posted me this very interesting words which i share with u now....
From:
leetahsar
11:05
To:
max1421 unread
203 of 203
116216.203 in reply to 116216.200
wow!...u r more steady and definitely poon pee pee....u should be the MASTER...er...now can i go back to my kelefe bo liao post?....can hor??
thank u ...meet our new MASTER....MASTER MAX!!....*clap, clap*.........;9)
Morality may consist solely in the courage of making a choice.
Wickedness is always easier than virtue,
for it takes a short cut to everything.
But over time you learn,
you can't make wrong work.
There are always two choices,
two paths to take.
One is easy.
And your only reward is that it's easy.
You cannot do wrong without suffering wrong.
Work joyfully and peacefully,
knowing that right thoughts and right effortswill inevitably bring about right results.
You can never lose anything that really belongs to you,
and you can't keep that which belongs to someone else.
You always experience the consequences of your own acts.
If your acts are right,
you'll get good consequences;
if not,
you'll suffer for it.
Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
thank u for the hidden advices in side this wonderful motivation...i enlarge for u for benefit of ah peks like me.....;9) ...cos i both long and short sighted...and it's torturous to squin my eyes....
.....and u know what max....they bulldozed my gardens many time.
DID I DO WRONG??......;9(
and it's actually a MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE...and i feel very blessed that they did bulldoze my garden....if not my health which is my wealth may even go after all the buffetting...hahahaha....;9)
thanks for ur looking up to me a bo liao goon...and thank you also to ur buddy bluesotong.....;9).....
thanks for being a friend......
From:
leetahsar
11:05
To:
max1421 unread
203 of 203
116216.203 in reply to 116216.200
wow!...u r more steady and definitely poon pee pee....u should be the MASTER...er...now can i go back to my kelefe bo liao post?....can hor??
thank u ...meet our new MASTER....MASTER MAX!!....*clap, clap*.........;9)
Morality may consist solely in the courage of making a choice.
Wickedness is always easier than virtue,
for it takes a short cut to everything.
But over time you learn,
you can't make wrong work.
There are always two choices,
two paths to take.
One is easy.
And your only reward is that it's easy.
You cannot do wrong without suffering wrong.
Work joyfully and peacefully,
knowing that right thoughts and right effortswill inevitably bring about right results.
You can never lose anything that really belongs to you,
and you can't keep that which belongs to someone else.
You always experience the consequences of your own acts.
If your acts are right,
you'll get good consequences;
if not,
you'll suffer for it.
Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
thank u for the hidden advices in side this wonderful motivation...i enlarge for u for benefit of ah peks like me.....;9) ...cos i both long and short sighted...and it's torturous to squin my eyes....
.....and u know what max....they bulldozed my gardens many time.
DID I DO WRONG??......;9(
and it's actually a MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE...and i feel very blessed that they did bulldoze my garden....if not my health which is my wealth may even go after all the buffetting...hahahaha....;9)
thanks for ur looking up to me a bo liao goon...and thank you also to ur buddy bluesotong.....;9).....
thanks for being a friend......
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
this is but one of the teetus who msn me...
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
,,,,and now for TOOK LENG HOW....
this suddenly reminded me of another incident?
TOOK LENG HOW....remember?...the matland guy who was accused of murdering a little cheena girl called HUANG NA..and his petition against his death sentence was still pending from the prataman.
TOOK was a subnormal intelligence guy...and HOW CUM HE COULD JUST SLIP BY ALL THIS CUSTOM CHECK??...WHY???
WHERE WERE THE COMMANDOS OR SNIPER???...
the head chiobu officer in the office soft threat me...IF U GOSTON ON UR OWN HOR, OUR COMMANDO CAN JUST SHOOT AND KILL U....*smile devilishly*....
and me gotta to gong gong replied: OH THAT WOULD BE EASY...piggy's big size...sure won't miss this target....hahahaha....;9)
question:
why did they miss TOOK LENG HOW...AND HE JUST WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO PENANG, HIS HOMETOWN?.
HAD IT NOT FOR HIS FATHER, HE WOULD BE HAPPY HUMPING CHIOBUS IN THAILAND. WHY WOULD HE BE BACK HERE IN OUR KANGAROO COURT...ONLY TO FACE THE DEATH PENALTY? WHY, HUH?....HIS SILLY OLD MAN THOUGHT THERE WAS JUSTICE HERE...POOR OLD GUY...HAS TO DO A WHITE HAIR SENDS BLACK HAIR FUNERAL SOON....;9(
SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG HERE!!!....ARE WE REALLY REARING KANGAROOS IN OUR COURTS???.....;9(
TOOK LENG HOW....remember?...the matland guy who was accused of murdering a little cheena girl called HUANG NA..and his petition against his death sentence was still pending from the prataman.
TOOK was a subnormal intelligence guy...and HOW CUM HE COULD JUST SLIP BY ALL THIS CUSTOM CHECK??...WHY???
WHERE WERE THE COMMANDOS OR SNIPER???...
the head chiobu officer in the office soft threat me...IF U GOSTON ON UR OWN HOR, OUR COMMANDO CAN JUST SHOOT AND KILL U....*smile devilishly*....
and me gotta to gong gong replied: OH THAT WOULD BE EASY...piggy's big size...sure won't miss this target....hahahaha....;9)
question:
why did they miss TOOK LENG HOW...AND HE JUST WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO PENANG, HIS HOMETOWN?.
HAD IT NOT FOR HIS FATHER, HE WOULD BE HAPPY HUMPING CHIOBUS IN THAILAND. WHY WOULD HE BE BACK HERE IN OUR KANGAROO COURT...ONLY TO FACE THE DEATH PENALTY? WHY, HUH?....HIS SILLY OLD MAN THOUGHT THERE WAS JUSTICE HERE...POOR OLD GUY...HAS TO DO A WHITE HAIR SENDS BLACK HAIR FUNERAL SOON....;9(
SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG HERE!!!....ARE WE REALLY REARING KANGAROOS IN OUR COURTS???.....;9(

this is sibeikang's moke...parking in his house porch....RICH HOR?
tonight was one of those unlucky time for me.
was with sibeikang the whole afternoon doing delivery. need to check out on him about the update of his marriage.
we were at YISHUN and his wifey chinjiagong was there with his kid. she has left him.
he beckoned me to follow him to a childcare centre and there his son was there. the moment this cute clever boy saw us, his eyes lit up..and yelled, "DADDY!...DADDY!!!....UNCLE BOB...UNCLE BOB!!"
he was such a intelligent little chap. he asked the auntie there to bring him to his daddy. it was indeed a touching moment...and also a heart wrenching one for me....
here u have a clever boy...and there the loving father...and they are separated because the wifey just cannot forgive and forget....*sigh*....
after some hugging and kissing, time to go...and the little boy screamed and cried..."I WANT MY DADDY!!!....UNCLE BOB!!...I WANT MY DADDY!!"
i could only tell him, "ok, boy...but u must study now mah hor...good boy!...uncle bob give u a sweet...ok..."......just like his shrewd father, supped my sweet and momentarily quiet. once the sweet inside his mouth...again, "I WANT MY DADDY!!!"....
holding back his own tears, i pulled sibeikang away and left cos if not he would scream again. the auntie had already carried him back to the creche screaming..."I WANT MY DADDY!!".....
...er what has this got to do with the title huh?....
the same night, sbk suddenly called to say he wanted to treat me to 3 flavoured prawns in JB....this sleepy piggy just woke up from his nap...blur blur...and told him OK LOR!...but was suppose to meet him at CLEMENTI MRT ...he would pick me up from there...in HALF an hour time...
shit!!...zoom to a quick wash up. changed. and the stereo of mamalee started....blah..blah..blah...blah...in my frenzy to get out of the house before i went crazy from the stereo or suffered a sudden heart attack, i forgot the passport which left on the table...THANKS MUM!!...ur stereos was super!...if it din kill me...it sure made me suffer HELL!
there, sbk came in his latest MOKE collection...a light green one. he got a red...a orange..and this light green one is his latest collection...rich hor?
off we went...the attention of the road. everyone just couldn't turn to look at this wacky vehicle which was simply a body with no top...no roof...no doors...no NOTHING!
just a rectangle with 4 wheels!
soon we were at sgp checkpoint. and the effect of my earlier mamalee's stereo commenced.....FORGOT MY PASSPORT!!!.....HOW HUH???...HOW LEH???...HOW??...HOW???
mati lah!!...sbk was fucking me like anything...and screaming his soprano....and now i got another stereos...beh tahan!!..and woe is me!!........;9(
i pitifully asked the custom girl...quite a chiobu...COULD I JUST GOSTAN...I.E. I GO BACK...and sbk proceed on his trip.
NO!!..CANNOT!!...u think this is ur grandfather's house is it?...in out like nobody's business...THIS IS CHECKPOINT, ok...fat arse! (the last inflammatory remark i scold myself on her behalf....;9)
she instructed sbk to park his moke one side. she would summon an officer to guide us what to do...and no...i COULDN'T U TURN AND WALK BACK...even though i got no passport to endorse....it commenced a night of a new bo liao experience for me....
THE ORDEAL OF CHECKPOINT...when u forgot to bring ur passport....;9(
to be cont'd...
Saturday, August 26, 2006
do good...JUST DO IT!!
THIS IS A VERY COOL LETTER FROM MS ISIS BERNADETTE KOH WAN JING...about a poem that MOTHER TERESA hung on a wall of the orphanage she founded in calcutta. its source is unknown:
people are often unreasonable,
illogical and self-centred;
forgive them anyway.
if you are kind, people may accuse you
of selfish, ulterior motives;
be kind anyway.
if u are successful,
you will win some false friends...
and some true enemies;
succeed anyway.
if u are honest and frank,
people may cheat you;
be honest and frank anway.
what you spend years building,
someone could destroy overnight;
build anyway.
if you find serenity and happines,
they may be jealous;
be happy anyway.
the good you do today,
people will often forget tomorrow;
do good anyway.
give the world the best you have,
and it may never be enough;
give the world the best you've got anyway.
you see, in the final analysis,
it's between you and GOD;
it's never between you and them anyway.....
so do good...JUST DO IT!! anyway.....;9).....dun care what other thinks.....WE JUST DO THE GOOD THAT IS IN OUR COMPASSION...JUST DO IT!
GOD BLESS EVERYONE WITH COMPASSIONATE GOODNESS IN THEIR HEART....
ornitoufo....;9)
people are often unreasonable,
illogical and self-centred;
forgive them anyway.
if you are kind, people may accuse you
of selfish, ulterior motives;
be kind anyway.
if u are successful,
you will win some false friends...
and some true enemies;
succeed anyway.
if u are honest and frank,
people may cheat you;
be honest and frank anway.
what you spend years building,
someone could destroy overnight;
build anyway.
if you find serenity and happines,
they may be jealous;
be happy anyway.
the good you do today,
people will often forget tomorrow;
do good anyway.
give the world the best you have,
and it may never be enough;
give the world the best you've got anyway.
you see, in the final analysis,
it's between you and GOD;
it's never between you and them anyway.....
so do good...JUST DO IT!! anyway.....;9).....dun care what other thinks.....WE JUST DO THE GOOD THAT IS IN OUR COMPASSION...JUST DO IT!
GOD BLESS EVERYONE WITH COMPASSIONATE GOODNESS IN THEIR HEART....
ornitoufo....;9)
AN UNEXPECTED TRIPLE WHAMMY ...COURTESY FROM HER EX BF..
Coffee Shop Talk - WOES IS ME!! HOW CAN SIBEIPINE DO THIS ?
From:
leetahsar
26-Aug 13:03
To:
ALL
1 of 1
115737.1
NOW SWEATING LIKE RIVER OF BABYLON!!
was tekan by sibeipine - the original bf of my current indo chiobu gf.....who years ago when he landed her, sent me a fake pic of choobeebee!!...
now i m deep shit!!....how???...i will face extinction now!!...so how???
i told everyone if my indo gf doesn't send me her pic to prove my innocence that she really looks like that girl...a jap actress...I M DOOMED!!!...;9(
and so be it...what need to end...will end...and i hope after almost 13000 posting....everyone should get sick of this bo liao goon piggy king liao...haahaa...;9).....
the things that are happening are getting more mystical to me....some time ago, i told everyone SOMETHING BIG IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME...and this is but a prelude to that BIG which is approaching nearer and faster than i anticipated.....;9) or ;9(
oh my god!!..i hope it's benevolent instead of malevolent....so GOD BLESS ME!!!...this time...ornitoufo to myself....;9)
The pic that i posted was one that i saved from sibeipine. he sent that to me when he first acquaint with choobeebee. and silly me thought she did look like the pic...which after putting up in the FORUM was being flamed like anything....
I FEEL SO SO STUPID NOW!...and i hope sibeipine is having a good laugh. he loves making people he calls friend look like an idiot...and ONE DAY I HOPE HE WON'T BE MADE A BIGGER ONE!...;9(
anyway, back to our last part of my encounter with this indo chiobu. up to here, maybe u should understand even if i really love her...i just can't be with her...she was the ex of my buddy sibeipine...who is soon going to be my ex brother.....i just had enough of his nonsense and i think i better don't waste any more time with the sibei brothers...let others go and teach them the lessons they need to learn...THE HARD WAY!!.....;9( but i would always pray for them...or chant for them...
i guess this time the affinity with them ends with the arrival of choobeebee. maybe that's the real reason for her sudden presence...to make me really see the true colors of the people around me who are always calling me brother here....brother there....but actually they only treat me as their comic relief or their personal jester fool.....
SO BE IT!!.....they dun treasure a sincere relationship...then it's logical the sincerity shouldn't remain with them.....and GOD BLES THEM!...i have enough of their everyday regular nonsense and lies....evonne, xiao ling, chillipadi, choobeebee, audrey, doris, serene, jolin, cindy, jeslyn, ivy...etc...etc..etc...NONE OF MY BUSINESS FROM TODAY ONWARD....
CHOOBEEBEE RETURNED HOME......
joe had gone for his next business stop in phuket the next early morning.
at about 9am, bb called. she wanted to visit my pigeonhole in queenstown. i told her to come at about 10am and will meet her downstair in her taxi and proceed to mei ling street market for breakfast. (she hated to walk in her expensive high heels).
everything set. we were in the hawker centre. she was really like a sua koo and ordered so many things.
first it was the $1 peranankan laksa mai hum(no cockles). next a cup of kopi c and a teh c less sugar for me. i went to place order for the lor mee at the far end corner. after that went to order chai tao kuay or fried carrot cake. then the next stall, i ordered the prawn fritters and steam yam cakes and was manouvering with 3 plates of food back to the table where she just down the laksa and kopi c.....
the lor mee came. wow! shiok! mine was with extra minced garlic and hers....trouble started!
"bob, can i have more chilli paste....more gravy...more vinegar....and more chopped red and green chillies....", she requested very purringly.....what to do? brought her whole bowl back to the auntie who added everything she wanted extra...and she exclaimed, "wah! ur gf's pretty but hard to serve hor....."
after we supped everthing...and this girl really could eat like a piggy too!...she couldn't wait to tell me, "bob, i read ur blog...it's very funny....how could u name me choobeebee? ...so obiang!...hahahaha.....and sibeikang's wifey is chinjiagong....HAHAHAHA!!!" her laughter was getting louder and hysterical that i had to shooed her down! "ok..ok...sorry...really funny...i laughed the whole night ...literally laughing in my sleep too....why dun u put my pic up?" and because of this comment ...i gong gong put up the bloody jap actress' pic whom sibeipine sent me years back and claimed that was choobeebee...
AND SO NOW, I VE BEEN MADE A FOOL....AGAIN AFTER 6 YRS LATER!!....;9(
the latest bb's pic just put up....hopefully u all will agree it does resemble the actress. anyway she had promised to email me some of her best pics to put up. she was such a show off after the aunties in the market praised to me how pretty my gf was......but i treated her more like a sister than a gf....haahaa...;9)
and soon after the makan, i brought her home to see mamalee....
"wow, bob...the whole verandah is like a garden...wow...i love this monkeys in the dishgarden so cute!!" she remarked on seeing a dishgarden i just created some weeks ago in my another gardening class.
"hello, auntie!.....how are u?....i m going to marry your son, bob!!" this ting tong just blurted out like this when she met my fat mother!
my mum was shocked into uncontrollable laughter. "u joking hor?...marry this goon...this bo liao useless goon??"
"aiyoh! auntie how can u said bob like that?" she was rather offended. and i was shocked about that what i just heard coming from mamalee, my own mother. IS SHE MY MUM OR NOT??!!
"no lah, auntie, bob is very sincere...he talks funny ...but if u listen to him carefully, hor...he makes alot of senses u know....he very caring to me...hehehehe...."
so it was ladies' chat...and i cannot be bothered...and went out to the verandah and do my regular gardening....
after they chatted enough, time for her to get lost!....so i sent her to get a cab. gave me a bearhug, hopped into the cab...and off she went......
the same night, she called me again...and chit chat...and chat..and chat...and chat....very long about 2 hrs...my god!! and my ears were really sweating our wax!
she ended the conversation by telling me she was leaving the next day....and would be back again this october for her brother's wedding here...and this time she would stay longer. she asked whether can put up with me or not...
SURE! i told her.....but I WON'T BE AROUND...that i din tell her...hahaha....;9)....cos the wedding of her younger brother is sure to be infectious onto her...and she would want one too....sorry not from me...go find some one else....hopefully i should be out of town when she comes...hahaha....ME SIAM....MAI HUM ..MAI HUM...MAI HUMP....*
*this silly phrase is getting to be so addictive courtesy from our pm's bo liao speech for our NATIONAL DAY.....MEE SIAM MAI HUM....mai hum..mai hum....mai hum....hahahaha...;9)
WHEN U ORDER MEESIAM HERE...THERE'S NO HUM...THIS IS THE 1st TIME I EVER HEARD THERE ARE HUMS IN MEESIAM!!
end of story.....pls excuse me for the goof up in the jap actress' pic....i think i leave it there ...just in case bb sends me her pics...then we can compare.......;9)
From:
leetahsar
26-Aug 13:03
To:
ALL
1 of 1
115737.1
NOW SWEATING LIKE RIVER OF BABYLON!!
was tekan by sibeipine - the original bf of my current indo chiobu gf.....who years ago when he landed her, sent me a fake pic of choobeebee!!...
now i m deep shit!!....how???...i will face extinction now!!...so how???
i told everyone if my indo gf doesn't send me her pic to prove my innocence that she really looks like that girl...a jap actress...I M DOOMED!!!...;9(
and so be it...what need to end...will end...and i hope after almost 13000 posting....everyone should get sick of this bo liao goon piggy king liao...haahaa...;9).....
the things that are happening are getting more mystical to me....some time ago, i told everyone SOMETHING BIG IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME...and this is but a prelude to that BIG which is approaching nearer and faster than i anticipated.....;9) or ;9(
oh my god!!..i hope it's benevolent instead of malevolent....so GOD BLESS ME!!!...this time...ornitoufo to myself....;9)
The pic that i posted was one that i saved from sibeipine. he sent that to me when he first acquaint with choobeebee. and silly me thought she did look like the pic...which after putting up in the FORUM was being flamed like anything....
I FEEL SO SO STUPID NOW!...and i hope sibeipine is having a good laugh. he loves making people he calls friend look like an idiot...and ONE DAY I HOPE HE WON'T BE MADE A BIGGER ONE!...;9(
anyway, back to our last part of my encounter with this indo chiobu. up to here, maybe u should understand even if i really love her...i just can't be with her...she was the ex of my buddy sibeipine...who is soon going to be my ex brother.....i just had enough of his nonsense and i think i better don't waste any more time with the sibei brothers...let others go and teach them the lessons they need to learn...THE HARD WAY!!.....;9( but i would always pray for them...or chant for them...
i guess this time the affinity with them ends with the arrival of choobeebee. maybe that's the real reason for her sudden presence...to make me really see the true colors of the people around me who are always calling me brother here....brother there....but actually they only treat me as their comic relief or their personal jester fool.....
SO BE IT!!.....they dun treasure a sincere relationship...then it's logical the sincerity shouldn't remain with them.....and GOD BLES THEM!...i have enough of their everyday regular nonsense and lies....evonne, xiao ling, chillipadi, choobeebee, audrey, doris, serene, jolin, cindy, jeslyn, ivy...etc...etc..etc...NONE OF MY BUSINESS FROM TODAY ONWARD....
CHOOBEEBEE RETURNED HOME......
joe had gone for his next business stop in phuket the next early morning.
at about 9am, bb called. she wanted to visit my pigeonhole in queenstown. i told her to come at about 10am and will meet her downstair in her taxi and proceed to mei ling street market for breakfast. (she hated to walk in her expensive high heels).
everything set. we were in the hawker centre. she was really like a sua koo and ordered so many things.
first it was the $1 peranankan laksa mai hum(no cockles). next a cup of kopi c and a teh c less sugar for me. i went to place order for the lor mee at the far end corner. after that went to order chai tao kuay or fried carrot cake. then the next stall, i ordered the prawn fritters and steam yam cakes and was manouvering with 3 plates of food back to the table where she just down the laksa and kopi c.....
the lor mee came. wow! shiok! mine was with extra minced garlic and hers....trouble started!
"bob, can i have more chilli paste....more gravy...more vinegar....and more chopped red and green chillies....", she requested very purringly.....what to do? brought her whole bowl back to the auntie who added everything she wanted extra...and she exclaimed, "wah! ur gf's pretty but hard to serve hor....."
after we supped everthing...and this girl really could eat like a piggy too!...she couldn't wait to tell me, "bob, i read ur blog...it's very funny....how could u name me choobeebee? ...so obiang!...hahahaha.....and sibeikang's wifey is chinjiagong....HAHAHAHA!!!" her laughter was getting louder and hysterical that i had to shooed her down! "ok..ok...sorry...really funny...i laughed the whole night ...literally laughing in my sleep too....why dun u put my pic up?" and because of this comment ...i gong gong put up the bloody jap actress' pic whom sibeipine sent me years back and claimed that was choobeebee...
AND SO NOW, I VE BEEN MADE A FOOL....AGAIN AFTER 6 YRS LATER!!....;9(
the latest bb's pic just put up....hopefully u all will agree it does resemble the actress. anyway she had promised to email me some of her best pics to put up. she was such a show off after the aunties in the market praised to me how pretty my gf was......but i treated her more like a sister than a gf....haahaa...;9)
and soon after the makan, i brought her home to see mamalee....
"wow, bob...the whole verandah is like a garden...wow...i love this monkeys in the dishgarden so cute!!" she remarked on seeing a dishgarden i just created some weeks ago in my another gardening class.
"hello, auntie!.....how are u?....i m going to marry your son, bob!!" this ting tong just blurted out like this when she met my fat mother!
my mum was shocked into uncontrollable laughter. "u joking hor?...marry this goon...this bo liao useless goon??"
"aiyoh! auntie how can u said bob like that?" she was rather offended. and i was shocked about that what i just heard coming from mamalee, my own mother. IS SHE MY MUM OR NOT??!!
"no lah, auntie, bob is very sincere...he talks funny ...but if u listen to him carefully, hor...he makes alot of senses u know....he very caring to me...hehehehe...."
so it was ladies' chat...and i cannot be bothered...and went out to the verandah and do my regular gardening....
after they chatted enough, time for her to get lost!....so i sent her to get a cab. gave me a bearhug, hopped into the cab...and off she went......
the same night, she called me again...and chit chat...and chat..and chat...and chat....very long about 2 hrs...my god!! and my ears were really sweating our wax!
she ended the conversation by telling me she was leaving the next day....and would be back again this october for her brother's wedding here...and this time she would stay longer. she asked whether can put up with me or not...
SURE! i told her.....but I WON'T BE AROUND...that i din tell her...hahaha....;9)....cos the wedding of her younger brother is sure to be infectious onto her...and she would want one too....sorry not from me...go find some one else....hopefully i should be out of town when she comes...hahaha....ME SIAM....MAI HUM ..MAI HUM...MAI HUMP....*
*this silly phrase is getting to be so addictive courtesy from our pm's bo liao speech for our NATIONAL DAY.....MEE SIAM MAI HUM....mai hum..mai hum....mai hum....hahahaha...;9)
WHEN U ORDER MEESIAM HERE...THERE'S NO HUM...THIS IS THE 1st TIME I EVER HEARD THERE ARE HUMS IN MEESIAM!!
end of story.....pls excuse me for the goof up in the jap actress' pic....i think i leave it there ...just in case bb sends me her pics...then we can compare.......;9)
Friday, August 25, 2006
THIS IS MY CHOOBEEBEE
PART 3
FROM TOPMAN, joe proceeded to buy some expensive perfumes...and i was sprayed all over by him to sniff....haahaa...;9). after all the shopping, choobeeee suggested to try for HOKKIEN MEE at the food court above. off we went.
joe was rather sad and he was hidding his disappointment cos some of his pals promised to pick him up for some good bbq stingray at EAST COAST...but cancelled the appointment. that was why beebee and i was actually trying to cheer him up....
at the food court, the queue for the fabulous HOKKIEN MEE was damn long. i suggested the soup. it was a hot day and i was like the fountain of youth sweating like mad. i needed replenishment of minerals...so soups it should be best!
joe too needed those. he had been drinking like a wild water buffalo and so was beebee. soups it should be! i went to order 3 sets and footed the bill...
EXPENSIVE!! almost $30 for water!
we settled down and ate. joe loved the soup i ordered...and beebee loved it too. me...i was all too pleased for words when they were happy...i was even happier!....;9)
next the coast at the HOKKIEN MEE was cleared. beebee zoomed there to order. joe sipped his last drop of soup and he was behind her too.
they returned soon. beebee with the HOKKIEN MEE. joe with ORH JIAN or fried oysters omelette. one more round, we supped. wow!! really good but i told them mei ling street market served a deadlier HOKKIEN MEE. very generous helping and only $3 a plate.
next we ordered PAPUMDUM, an indian keropok. wow! nice and spicy! joe ordered and paid for the drinks...too bad no beer this time.
we chatted after all the cutleries were cleared. beebee this horny indo chiobu started hinting at joe again. "joe, would u like to come to my hotel. there is live band and maybe we can have some drinks?"
joe looked blankly at me. quite stunt by her impromptu and bold suggestion. i looked at beebee. quite stunt too.
"hello...what about me? am i tagging along, huh?" i asked in an offending tone.
"oops! sorry love...of course u come too lah!"
joe was rather dejected and quiet. he was greatly hurt and disappointed. he didn't expect his 'pals' to let him down at the last minute. if not he might be having bbq stingray with me at ALEXANDRA VILLAGE HAWKER CENTRE.
"er...thanks guy...er...no...i dun think i would be joining u guys," joe finally answered. "leaving tomorrow very early for K L...."
beebee snapped, "in that case joe, could u long pang me back to my hotel in ur cab..."...."hello, what about me again?" i chipped in.
"u come along lah...alamak!" they voiced in unison....;9)
after catching a cab, we sent beebee back to her hotel. she alighted not after kissing joe..left, right and middle....shit! bee, u never did that to me!
"hello...what about me??...where's my kisses?...i want deep one!!"
"bye bob!!....u marry me...i give u my deepest one...hahahaha..." she proceeded to the hotel. the auto door sliding opened, and that was the last we seen of her. joe was laughing hysterically. "bob, u fat arse!!....i can give u that if u really want...hahahaha!" shit to him!
next stop - ROBERTSON BLUE where joe was residing. joe wanted to pay the fare. i snatched to pay it cos stupid me was sitting infront. i should have let joe be the front seat passenger...so stupid of me!
anyway, i followed joe home. i intended to sense whatever nonsense there...the paranormal...forgetting that joe was actually waiting to sense me....OH MY GOD!!....and i didn't realise that until i was in his apartment!
er...no paranormal detected. the apartment was spacious with a view of the singapore river, the wharehouses, the colonial houses....it was a beautiful sight. i was glad i came with him to see it!
joe led me into his room. it was messy. the blanket was all over the floor. the pillows in a mess!....and it was dimly and sensually lit...
now my sweat started pouring again.....
he went into a room supposedly was his wardrobe. when he came back, he got 2 pieces of jade in his hands. he opened his palm and said, "bob, choose one...which one u like ...take!"
i was dumbfounded. momentarily stunt, i dunno what to say. just stood there admiring silently the deep greenish jade carving. beautiful!...but no! i couldn't accept such expensive and exquisite gift....(i might have to offer 'something' in return u know...even though i knew joe was just too gentleman).
i rejected accepting any of it. joe was surprised. he said, "take it bob!...it's for u...u gave me ur power buddhist beads ...i was very touched....u show ur care and sincerity to me..a total stranger.. i was here for ur body u know that dun u?...but now i respect u and i treat u as my good buddy!..."
with those words...i nearly melted...and touched into tears! "no joe. thank u very much anyway. i believe u plan to give those exquisite jades to someone else...so please give them to the someone elses u have in mind....not me," i told him. "by treating me as ur good buddy...that's already the most precious gift u can give me already...thank you!."
and shit! now his turn to be touched to tears. grasping firmly the 2 pieces of jade, he gave me his warm friendly bearhug.....well what to do?...piggy returned him with a piggy hug.....;9)
he thanked me profusely for all the time and trouble i stood by him when he was played out by his other "buddies". i told him to rest early and stop thinking about that disappointment and reminded him he got an early morning tomorrow.
after that, i left. yes, in a jiffy just in case he might get some funny horny idea. zoom i went! within minutes, i was in the bus on my way home.
this ended my ordeal with joe. a good gorgeous teetukong from beijing. got a strong feeling, this is not the last i would be seeing him.
....to be cont'd...AND NOW CHOOBEEBEE'S TURN.
joe was rather sad and he was hidding his disappointment cos some of his pals promised to pick him up for some good bbq stingray at EAST COAST...but cancelled the appointment. that was why beebee and i was actually trying to cheer him up....
at the food court, the queue for the fabulous HOKKIEN MEE was damn long. i suggested the soup. it was a hot day and i was like the fountain of youth sweating like mad. i needed replenishment of minerals...so soups it should be best!
joe too needed those. he had been drinking like a wild water buffalo and so was beebee. soups it should be! i went to order 3 sets and footed the bill...
EXPENSIVE!! almost $30 for water!
we settled down and ate. joe loved the soup i ordered...and beebee loved it too. me...i was all too pleased for words when they were happy...i was even happier!....;9)
next the coast at the HOKKIEN MEE was cleared. beebee zoomed there to order. joe sipped his last drop of soup and he was behind her too.
they returned soon. beebee with the HOKKIEN MEE. joe with ORH JIAN or fried oysters omelette. one more round, we supped. wow!! really good but i told them mei ling street market served a deadlier HOKKIEN MEE. very generous helping and only $3 a plate.
next we ordered PAPUMDUM, an indian keropok. wow! nice and spicy! joe ordered and paid for the drinks...too bad no beer this time.
we chatted after all the cutleries were cleared. beebee this horny indo chiobu started hinting at joe again. "joe, would u like to come to my hotel. there is live band and maybe we can have some drinks?"
joe looked blankly at me. quite stunt by her impromptu and bold suggestion. i looked at beebee. quite stunt too.
"hello...what about me? am i tagging along, huh?" i asked in an offending tone.
"oops! sorry love...of course u come too lah!"
joe was rather dejected and quiet. he was greatly hurt and disappointed. he didn't expect his 'pals' to let him down at the last minute. if not he might be having bbq stingray with me at ALEXANDRA VILLAGE HAWKER CENTRE.
"er...thanks guy...er...no...i dun think i would be joining u guys," joe finally answered. "leaving tomorrow very early for K L...."
beebee snapped, "in that case joe, could u long pang me back to my hotel in ur cab..."...."hello, what about me again?" i chipped in.
"u come along lah...alamak!" they voiced in unison....;9)
after catching a cab, we sent beebee back to her hotel. she alighted not after kissing joe..left, right and middle....shit! bee, u never did that to me!
"hello...what about me??...where's my kisses?...i want deep one!!"
"bye bob!!....u marry me...i give u my deepest one...hahahaha..." she proceeded to the hotel. the auto door sliding opened, and that was the last we seen of her. joe was laughing hysterically. "bob, u fat arse!!....i can give u that if u really want...hahahaha!" shit to him!
next stop - ROBERTSON BLUE where joe was residing. joe wanted to pay the fare. i snatched to pay it cos stupid me was sitting infront. i should have let joe be the front seat passenger...so stupid of me!
anyway, i followed joe home. i intended to sense whatever nonsense there...the paranormal...forgetting that joe was actually waiting to sense me....OH MY GOD!!....and i didn't realise that until i was in his apartment!
er...no paranormal detected. the apartment was spacious with a view of the singapore river, the wharehouses, the colonial houses....it was a beautiful sight. i was glad i came with him to see it!
joe led me into his room. it was messy. the blanket was all over the floor. the pillows in a mess!....and it was dimly and sensually lit...
now my sweat started pouring again.....
he went into a room supposedly was his wardrobe. when he came back, he got 2 pieces of jade in his hands. he opened his palm and said, "bob, choose one...which one u like ...take!"
i was dumbfounded. momentarily stunt, i dunno what to say. just stood there admiring silently the deep greenish jade carving. beautiful!...but no! i couldn't accept such expensive and exquisite gift....(i might have to offer 'something' in return u know...even though i knew joe was just too gentleman).
i rejected accepting any of it. joe was surprised. he said, "take it bob!...it's for u...u gave me ur power buddhist beads ...i was very touched....u show ur care and sincerity to me..a total stranger.. i was here for ur body u know that dun u?...but now i respect u and i treat u as my good buddy!..."
with those words...i nearly melted...and touched into tears! "no joe. thank u very much anyway. i believe u plan to give those exquisite jades to someone else...so please give them to the someone elses u have in mind....not me," i told him. "by treating me as ur good buddy...that's already the most precious gift u can give me already...thank you!."
and shit! now his turn to be touched to tears. grasping firmly the 2 pieces of jade, he gave me his warm friendly bearhug.....well what to do?...piggy returned him with a piggy hug.....;9)
he thanked me profusely for all the time and trouble i stood by him when he was played out by his other "buddies". i told him to rest early and stop thinking about that disappointment and reminded him he got an early morning tomorrow.
after that, i left. yes, in a jiffy just in case he might get some funny horny idea. zoom i went! within minutes, i was in the bus on my way home.
this ended my ordeal with joe. a good gorgeous teetukong from beijing. got a strong feeling, this is not the last i would be seeing him.
....to be cont'd...AND NOW CHOOBEEBEE'S TURN.
PART 2...
then they continued to talk in indo bahasa..peeleepahlah.....peeleepailay....
suddenly joe turned to me. "bob, u know u told me those ghost stories...this morning i was almost scared out of my wits!." i was blurred and didn't know what he was blurting about. he continued, "there was continuous loud knocks on my door...and i rushed to open the door...BUT THERE WASN'T ANYONE THERE!!"....His voice ended with an high octave screech...."what do think...was it those...u know ...things?"
i laughed. "no lah joe, u must be having a dream...dun worry.." without a second thought, i removed my power beads and put it into his right wrist. "here joe, this buddhist beads i give u..."
"no..no...bob.. it's ur personal thing. if u wanna give, u should give me a new bead.." joe was reluctant to accept.
"joe, this buddhist beads i have been rolling it while chanting my sutras...it has absorbed all the buddhist scriptures..it's no more ur ordinary beads...it's ur POWER BEADS NOW!"...i boasted and exaggerated..haahaahaa...."u wear it ok...since u r leaving for phuket...and there were lots of innocent deaths from the dreaded tsunami...this will protect u, my friend."
joe was so touched. i almost saw a drop of tear gleaming at the corner of his eye....so he thanked me and continued to dig into his sandwich and beckoned to the waiter for another cold beer.
choobeebee this unabashed girl asked for a strawberry sorbet slurpie...and me the cheapest EVIAN water $1.50...
beebee just couldn't take her eyes off gorgeous joe...and joe was just chomping his sandwich away...once a while stealing a glance..ahem!...at piggy o' me.....;9)
they chatted with each other in indo bahasa again. next they exchanged addresses and contact numbers by exchanging their namecards.
after a few slurps of the slurpie, beebee asked to be excused cos joe kept on talking to me instead of her after finishing his bread. off she went to CENTREPOINT SHOPPING CENTRE just directly opposite where we were.
i told her she only got an hour...and get her arse back cos if not we will leave without her! i knew this girl once she shopped, she would forget about time....
the moment she was gone, joe complained to me, "bob, u fat arse!!" he was rather exasperated. "i come all the way here to meet u ....not ur gf!"
i was kinda touched when he said that and apologetically explained to him, "joe, i din expect her to turn up here so coincidentally...pls forgive me...i can't be in two places with 2 different people i like at the same time...can i?"
he burst out laughing...and patted my hand and told me he was kidding. he told me he liked her. she was sweet and really pretty like the japanese actress AYOMI...or dunno what mi...
"good lor, joe..then tackle her lah! what would be ur program after this?"
"i dunno bob, some pals of mine maybe coming to pick me...and later we will dine in EAST COAST for barbequed sting ray...yum yum...my favorite!" joe was slurping as he said that.
after a couple of stern sms-es, beebee returned. why the hell she been to...so long?
"aiyah, i went to do my hair lah...stylo or not?" came the reply. "wanna shop joe?....takashimaya is just nearby...lots of thing to see and buy..."
joe just loved my t-shirt which i just bought..and my goodness! the brand was co-incidentally called TOPMAN...and he simply loved it.
off we went to WISTMA ATRIA to locate TOPSHOP which sold this brand TOPMAN. what luck! all clothings there were on offer.
joe and i was engrossed in selecting our ts while beebee sulked neglected in one corner. she excused herself and went out to shop alone....haahaa...;9)
when i shopped, it was very snappy. within 10 minutes, i bought 2 pairs of round ts and there was a discount of 20%.
joe was still selecting. he got like more than 10 pieces and proceed to the dressing room to test out.
my handphone rang. it was joe. he asked me to head to the dressing room when he was testing. so i went.
oh my god, joe!! he stripped and was in calvin klein. "how do i look, bob?"....how should i answer. my jaws were agape and i was stunt!
but honestly, he really did look good in those TOPMAN ts. he liked them so much, he went out to grab some more. then to the counter to pay. it was like almost 20 pairs of ts totalling more than $300.
....to be cont'd
suddenly joe turned to me. "bob, u know u told me those ghost stories...this morning i was almost scared out of my wits!." i was blurred and didn't know what he was blurting about. he continued, "there was continuous loud knocks on my door...and i rushed to open the door...BUT THERE WASN'T ANYONE THERE!!"....His voice ended with an high octave screech...."what do think...was it those...u know ...things?"
i laughed. "no lah joe, u must be having a dream...dun worry.." without a second thought, i removed my power beads and put it into his right wrist. "here joe, this buddhist beads i give u..."
"no..no...bob.. it's ur personal thing. if u wanna give, u should give me a new bead.." joe was reluctant to accept.
"joe, this buddhist beads i have been rolling it while chanting my sutras...it has absorbed all the buddhist scriptures..it's no more ur ordinary beads...it's ur POWER BEADS NOW!"...i boasted and exaggerated..haahaahaa...."u wear it ok...since u r leaving for phuket...and there were lots of innocent deaths from the dreaded tsunami...this will protect u, my friend."
joe was so touched. i almost saw a drop of tear gleaming at the corner of his eye....so he thanked me and continued to dig into his sandwich and beckoned to the waiter for another cold beer.
choobeebee this unabashed girl asked for a strawberry sorbet slurpie...and me the cheapest EVIAN water $1.50...
beebee just couldn't take her eyes off gorgeous joe...and joe was just chomping his sandwich away...once a while stealing a glance..ahem!...at piggy o' me.....;9)
they chatted with each other in indo bahasa again. next they exchanged addresses and contact numbers by exchanging their namecards.
after a few slurps of the slurpie, beebee asked to be excused cos joe kept on talking to me instead of her after finishing his bread. off she went to CENTREPOINT SHOPPING CENTRE just directly opposite where we were.
i told her she only got an hour...and get her arse back cos if not we will leave without her! i knew this girl once she shopped, she would forget about time....
the moment she was gone, joe complained to me, "bob, u fat arse!!" he was rather exasperated. "i come all the way here to meet u ....not ur gf!"
i was kinda touched when he said that and apologetically explained to him, "joe, i din expect her to turn up here so coincidentally...pls forgive me...i can't be in two places with 2 different people i like at the same time...can i?"
he burst out laughing...and patted my hand and told me he was kidding. he told me he liked her. she was sweet and really pretty like the japanese actress AYOMI...or dunno what mi...
"good lor, joe..then tackle her lah! what would be ur program after this?"
"i dunno bob, some pals of mine maybe coming to pick me...and later we will dine in EAST COAST for barbequed sting ray...yum yum...my favorite!" joe was slurping as he said that.
after a couple of stern sms-es, beebee returned. why the hell she been to...so long?
"aiyah, i went to do my hair lah...stylo or not?" came the reply. "wanna shop joe?....takashimaya is just nearby...lots of thing to see and buy..."
joe just loved my t-shirt which i just bought..and my goodness! the brand was co-incidentally called TOPMAN...and he simply loved it.
off we went to WISTMA ATRIA to locate TOPSHOP which sold this brand TOPMAN. what luck! all clothings there were on offer.
joe and i was engrossed in selecting our ts while beebee sulked neglected in one corner. she excused herself and went out to shop alone....haahaa...;9)
when i shopped, it was very snappy. within 10 minutes, i bought 2 pairs of round ts and there was a discount of 20%.
joe was still selecting. he got like more than 10 pieces and proceed to the dressing room to test out.
my handphone rang. it was joe. he asked me to head to the dressing room when he was testing. so i went.
oh my god, joe!! he stripped and was in calvin klein. "how do i look, bob?"....how should i answer. my jaws were agape and i was stunt!
but honestly, he really did look good in those TOPMAN ts. he liked them so much, he went out to grab some more. then to the counter to pay. it was like almost 20 pairs of ts totalling more than $300.
....to be cont'd
ARRIVAL OF CHOOBEEBEE, MY INDO CHIOBU
"hi bob!...it's me beebee!" an enthusiatic voice rang out of my handphone. "how are u my dear?"
"oh...that's a real surprise! when did u arrive and why din inform me earlier?"
"i m here for my medicals, love....yesterday nite i came...was tired so din call u...how's everything with u?" her voice getting more excited.
she then asked me to meet her at PARAGON cos she just done her medical at MT ELIZABETH HOSPITAL....and i was worry...WHY DID SHE NEED A MEDICAL?..SHE GOT SOME SERIOUS SICKNESS OR WHAT??
"are u ok, beebee?...what sickness u got?"
"silly dear!!...nothing wrong with me lah!..u forget i come every year this time for my whole body checkup?" ...sheesh!! what a relieve!
suppose to meet outside the GUCCI store in PARAGON...but where the hell was she?...there, descending from the escalator choobeebee - waving frantically and flashing her white toothy smile.
she hugged...i hugged her back. yes! the same bosomous warm beebee. peck! peck!....2 light kisses on each cheek....;9)....and the casual hi, how ..what etc...
then she hastily led me up the escalator again to a shop. we entered. she pointed to a funny looking bag with an even funnier name a MIU MIU...
she was hinting desperately at me to buy it...and how much was it?.....$1,600. oh my god!! and my sweat started niagra falling down my head....;9(
NO!...NO!...NO! was my firm and stern reply. she pouted. i dragged her out of the shop and asked her what would she like to eat.
DING TAI FONG....oh shit!! i was thinking of the cheaper version of xiao long bao at ZI YEAN...but no! she wanted that...ok lor! we descended to the basement, entered the taiwanese eatery and placed our order.
wow! she was really in a good mood and supped so many things...xiao long bao, fried rice, pork chop, garlic spinach, shui jiao soup....finally i got to stop her further order...THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH....THANK YOU!
we chatted about the usual things..how's her business ..and how's mind...HER, she opened up another 3 storey spas...MINE: i m retired...and no income, pai seh....
next came the bill, i looked at her. she looked at me....shit! means i got to pay...ok lor! and the bill was almost $60...;9(.
just then, my handphone rang...OH NO!! joe,the beijing teetukong called. "hi, bob! care to join me at the open cafeteria at orchard shopping centre?"....now the droplets of sweats turned to rivers...haahaha...;9)
choobeebee looked me. she was puzzled. yes, it was a terribly hot day...but not that hot that i was sweating like a fountain! "what's wrong dear?" she finally asked.
"oh...nothing...yesterday a pal from beijing dropped in to see me...er..u wanna meet up with him?"
"yes! why not...is he handsome??" she exuded her eagerness again.
my sweats was really like the hwang ho river now!...."er yes..er..but u know hor...u calm urself....when u meet him..can?" i stammered. she was blurred at my words. "well...er...he's a gay...and we were msn-ing for quite sometime and out of the blue he just pops in to see me!"
"oh is it?...haahahaahaa!...my god! u mean u r attractive to those too...haahaahaa!!" she was hilarious and grasping her tiny little waist as she laugh hysterically. "oh my god!...this i got to see man!!....and can i tackle him if i like him?" she just had to tease....;9(
soon we reached there. joe who was sitting alone at the opened air cafeteria with as usual his bottle of TIGER.
"hi, joe!....meet my indo gf, bee bee." i introduced.
joe gave a shocked dejected look. he stood up and shook beebee's hand. we sat down and soon joe's sandwich came..."u guys want any lunch?" he asked. we told him we just had ours...and we chatted. and joe wasn't happy. his jovial smile was no where in sight.
then beebee began talking to him in bahasa indonesian. joe suddenly lighten up and replied her in the same language. and me, luckily i knew some malay and understood what she was talking to him.
she told him i was her bf...and he told her...i was also his bf...OH MY GOD!!....;9(...and the river hwang ho started to pour!.....
...to be cont'd
"oh...that's a real surprise! when did u arrive and why din inform me earlier?"
"i m here for my medicals, love....yesterday nite i came...was tired so din call u...how's everything with u?" her voice getting more excited.
she then asked me to meet her at PARAGON cos she just done her medical at MT ELIZABETH HOSPITAL....and i was worry...WHY DID SHE NEED A MEDICAL?..SHE GOT SOME SERIOUS SICKNESS OR WHAT??
"are u ok, beebee?...what sickness u got?"
"silly dear!!...nothing wrong with me lah!..u forget i come every year this time for my whole body checkup?" ...sheesh!! what a relieve!
suppose to meet outside the GUCCI store in PARAGON...but where the hell was she?...there, descending from the escalator choobeebee - waving frantically and flashing her white toothy smile.
she hugged...i hugged her back. yes! the same bosomous warm beebee. peck! peck!....2 light kisses on each cheek....;9)....and the casual hi, how ..what etc...
then she hastily led me up the escalator again to a shop. we entered. she pointed to a funny looking bag with an even funnier name a MIU MIU...
she was hinting desperately at me to buy it...and how much was it?.....$1,600. oh my god!! and my sweat started niagra falling down my head....;9(
NO!...NO!...NO! was my firm and stern reply. she pouted. i dragged her out of the shop and asked her what would she like to eat.
DING TAI FONG....oh shit!! i was thinking of the cheaper version of xiao long bao at ZI YEAN...but no! she wanted that...ok lor! we descended to the basement, entered the taiwanese eatery and placed our order.
wow! she was really in a good mood and supped so many things...xiao long bao, fried rice, pork chop, garlic spinach, shui jiao soup....finally i got to stop her further order...THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH....THANK YOU!
we chatted about the usual things..how's her business ..and how's mind...HER, she opened up another 3 storey spas...MINE: i m retired...and no income, pai seh....
next came the bill, i looked at her. she looked at me....shit! means i got to pay...ok lor! and the bill was almost $60...;9(.
just then, my handphone rang...OH NO!! joe,the beijing teetukong called. "hi, bob! care to join me at the open cafeteria at orchard shopping centre?"....now the droplets of sweats turned to rivers...haahaha...;9)
choobeebee looked me. she was puzzled. yes, it was a terribly hot day...but not that hot that i was sweating like a fountain! "what's wrong dear?" she finally asked.
"oh...nothing...yesterday a pal from beijing dropped in to see me...er..u wanna meet up with him?"
"yes! why not...is he handsome??" she exuded her eagerness again.
my sweats was really like the hwang ho river now!...."er yes..er..but u know hor...u calm urself....when u meet him..can?" i stammered. she was blurred at my words. "well...er...he's a gay...and we were msn-ing for quite sometime and out of the blue he just pops in to see me!"
"oh is it?...haahahaahaa!...my god! u mean u r attractive to those too...haahaahaa!!" she was hilarious and grasping her tiny little waist as she laugh hysterically. "oh my god!...this i got to see man!!....and can i tackle him if i like him?" she just had to tease....;9(
soon we reached there. joe who was sitting alone at the opened air cafeteria with as usual his bottle of TIGER.
"hi, joe!....meet my indo gf, bee bee." i introduced.
joe gave a shocked dejected look. he stood up and shook beebee's hand. we sat down and soon joe's sandwich came..."u guys want any lunch?" he asked. we told him we just had ours...and we chatted. and joe wasn't happy. his jovial smile was no where in sight.
then beebee began talking to him in bahasa indonesian. joe suddenly lighten up and replied her in the same language. and me, luckily i knew some malay and understood what she was talking to him.
she told him i was her bf...and he told her...i was also his bf...OH MY GOD!!....;9(...and the river hwang ho started to pour!.....
...to be cont'd
2ND WHAMMIE - ARRIVAL OF CHOOBEEBEE, MY INDO CHIOBU

looks like funeral wake soon for poor o' piggy me.....
2ND WHAMMIE - ARRIVAL OF CHOOBEEBEE, MY INDO CHIOBU
Sent :
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 2:03 AM
To :
leetahsar@hotmail.com
Subject :
I'm in Sin!
BOB,
I'm in Sin so pls call me at my sin mobile no 90xxxxxx.
I have lost yr no. I'll be here till Thursday. so call me asap ok.
look forward to seeing you soon.
Regards.
another storm is brewing now.....haahaa...;9)
the clash of the chiobu gf and the beijing teetukong....over ugly like fuck...me...the bo liao piggy!....;9)


WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE NOW??
the bloody teetulauhan at the counter asked us to pay before anything else...it was like $15 per head...unlimited time there....suana, spa...plenty of 'humps', and dunno what.....rooms provided too.....
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR SINKIETOWN NOW?...WHY ALL THE TEETU CAVES PROLIFERATING IN THE HEARTLAND?....WHY???
i looked at joe..joe looked at me...i looked around..and all the teetus around wrapped only in towels looked at me...and my god!! some had big bulges there...i looked at joe again...joe looked back at me....and my sweats poured down this time like a tropical heavy storm!
joe was a good man....he sensed my apprehension and uneasiness....i need to be there with him...if not paiseh as his pal...i never treated him a gay...i treated him more like a normal good pal who visited me all the way from BEIJING....so it wasn't nice to tell him to buzz since he was into this...but not me....;9(
to make things easier, joe advised me if i were uncomfortable...i could go...and precisely what i did...ME SIAM...MAI HUM...MAI HUM..MAI HUM..MAI HUMP!*...
(*courtesy of the clown: MEE SIAM MAI HUM...MAI HUM..MAI HUM...MAI HUM...MAI HUM....his lame ndp speech) http://media34b.libsyn.com/ZndpeJ12bXuYd5Z2mndtq5mllXnH/podcasts/mb/tmbs-060822-a_harmless_podcast.mp3
August 22nd, 2006
the mrbrown show: a harmless podcast
We heard the National Day Rally recently and we were concerned about some of the things that were said. So we listened to it a few times.
Podcast: the mrbrown show 22 August 2006: a harmless podcast (MP3, file size: 3mb, Time: 00:02:10)
i told joe to take care of himself and be careful...play safe and take precaution..and in a jiffy...swoosh!...swissh!...i was at maxwell hawker centre ordering my O AH MEE SUAN...lots of black vinegar please...;9)
and after the makan, i returned home. hence my sweaty tortuous experience was ended.....and i stopped sweating when i was waiting for my bus at the bus stop after walking alleys after alleys to reach it....
no really the end.....more excitement to follow the next day!!
stay tuned....MY INDO CHIOBU GF SUDDENLY POPPED IN THE FOLLOWING MORNING...and my second whammie upheaval began one more time...a double whammie now...cos the teetukong joe wanted me...and so did my horny chiobu choobeebee.....
to be cont'd......
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