PART 3

FROM TOPMAN, joe proceeded to buy some expensive perfumes...and i was sprayed all over by him to sniff....haahaa...;9). after all the shopping, choobeeee suggested to try for HOKKIEN MEE at the food court above. off we went.
joe was rather sad and he was hidding his disappointment cos some of his pals promised to pick him up for some good bbq stingray at EAST COAST...but cancelled the appointment. that was why beebee and i was actually trying to cheer him up....
at the food court, the queue for the fabulous HOKKIEN MEE was damn long. i suggested the soup. it was a hot day and i was like the fountain of youth sweating like mad. i needed replenishment of minerals...so soups it should be best!
joe too needed those. he had been drinking like a wild water buffalo and so was beebee. soups it should be! i went to order 3 sets and footed the bill...
EXPENSIVE!! almost $30 for water!
we settled down and ate. joe loved the soup i ordered...and beebee loved it too. me...i was all too pleased for words when they were happy...i was even happier!....;9)
next the coast at the HOKKIEN MEE was cleared. beebee zoomed there to order. joe sipped his last drop of soup and he was behind her too.
they returned soon. beebee with the HOKKIEN MEE. joe with ORH JIAN or fried oysters omelette. one more round, we supped. wow!! really good but i told them mei ling street market served a deadlier HOKKIEN MEE. very generous helping and only $3 a plate.
next we ordered PAPUMDUM, an indian keropok. wow! nice and spicy! joe ordered and paid for the drinks...too bad no beer this time.
we chatted after all the cutleries were cleared. beebee this horny indo chiobu started hinting at joe again. "joe, would u like to come to my hotel. there is live band and maybe we can have some drinks?"
joe looked blankly at me. quite stunt by her impromptu and bold suggestion. i looked at beebee. quite stunt too.
"hello...what about me? am i tagging along, huh?" i asked in an offending tone.
"oops! sorry love...of course u come too lah!"
joe was rather dejected and quiet. he was greatly hurt and disappointed. he didn't expect his 'pals' to let him down at the last minute. if not he might be having bbq stingray with me at ALEXANDRA VILLAGE HAWKER CENTRE.
"er...thanks guy...er...no...i dun think i would be joining u guys," joe finally answered. "leaving tomorrow very early for K L...."
beebee snapped, "in that case joe, could u long pang me back to my hotel in ur cab..."...."hello, what about me again?" i chipped in.
"u come along lah...alamak!" they voiced in unison....;9)
after catching a cab, we sent beebee back to her hotel. she alighted not after kissing joe..left, right and middle....shit! bee, u never did that to me!
"hello...what about me??...where's my kisses?...i want deep one!!"
"bye bob!!....u marry me...i give u my deepest one...hahahaha..." she proceeded to the hotel. the auto door sliding opened, and that was the last we seen of her. joe was laughing hysterically. "bob, u fat arse!!....i can give u that if u really want...hahahaha!" shit to him!
next stop - ROBERTSON BLUE where joe was residing. joe wanted to pay the fare. i snatched to pay it cos stupid me was sitting infront. i should have let joe be the front seat passenger...so stupid of me!
anyway, i followed joe home. i intended to sense whatever nonsense there...the paranormal...forgetting that joe was actually waiting to sense me....OH MY GOD!!....and i didn't realise that until i was in his apartment!
er...no paranormal detected. the apartment was spacious with a view of the singapore river, the wharehouses, the colonial houses....it was a beautiful sight. i was glad i came with him to see it!
joe led me into his room. it was messy. the blanket was all over the floor. the pillows in a mess!....and it was dimly and sensually lit...
now my sweat started pouring again.....
he went into a room supposedly was his wardrobe. when he came back, he got 2 pieces of jade in his hands. he opened his palm and said, "bob, choose one...which one u like ...take!"
i was dumbfounded. momentarily stunt, i dunno what to say. just stood there admiring silently the deep greenish jade carving. beautiful!...but no! i couldn't accept such expensive and exquisite gift....(i might have to offer 'something' in return u know...even though i knew joe was just too gentleman).
i rejected accepting any of it. joe was surprised. he said, "take it bob!...it's for u...u gave me ur power buddhist beads ...i was very touched....u show ur care and sincerity to me..a total stranger.. i was here for ur body u know that dun u?...but now i respect u and i treat u as my good buddy!..."
with those words...i nearly melted...and touched into tears! "no joe. thank u very much anyway. i believe u plan to give those exquisite jades to someone else...so please give them to the someone elses u have in mind....not me," i told him. "by treating me as ur good buddy...that's already the most precious gift u can give me already...thank you!."
and shit! now his turn to be touched to tears. grasping firmly the 2 pieces of jade, he gave me his warm friendly bearhug.....well what to do?...piggy returned him with a piggy hug.....;9)
he thanked me profusely for all the time and trouble i stood by him when he was played out by his other "buddies". i told him to rest early and stop thinking about that disappointment and reminded him he got an early morning tomorrow.
after that, i left. yes, in a jiffy just in case he might get some funny horny idea. zoom i went! within minutes, i was in the bus on my way home.
this ended my ordeal with joe. a good gorgeous teetukong from beijing. got a strong feeling, this is not the last i would be seeing him.
....to be cont'd...AND NOW CHOOBEEBEE'S TURN.