ESSENCE OF PRAJNAPARAMITA HEART SUTRA

this msn chat i just posted is to tell everyone here...ur mum can't be any worst than mine...
so treasure ur mother no matter how bad she treats u...and ur father too...no matter how wrong he does unto u...
cos without them...u won't be here...just bear it...
IN PRAJAPARAMITA HEART SUTRA...it explains...
u r humiliated and bully this life is because in ur past life u might have bully them...
so just bear with it...the PO LOU MI OF HUMILIATION....bear with it...and then the next life...there will be no more debts with the humiliators anymore...
ORNITOUFO.....;9)

MORPHING BUSH

THE ACTUAL SUFFERING OF LEETAHSAR.....

J says:i think asia market is leading by itself
Bob says:cos i got business report from hk>>>china an hk..economy going to soar man...jin!!!
Bob says:yes..china now is damn hot..and most hk..shares are linked to china...
J says:soon they will realise dow is gone
Bob says:the bloody usa cos of the stupid bush..keeep bombing here and there instead of sprucing up their econmy will ruin many things..
Bob says:unprodcutive the stupid bush..BIG IDIOT!!!
J says:yeah lor
Bob says:jin...my lau mah..now giving me headache
Bob says:exactly like lauhan..who has left hyaadai
Bob says:she bang down my cacti dish garden..and still can radio me for 2 days laio...
Bob says:damn suffering
J says:move out
Bob says:haizzz...how i wish..sell the house..ea goes separate no friciton liao..
Bob says:my mum is really like a broken down radio...always want to win an argument even she is in the wrong..
Bob says:i specifically told her not to touch my dish garden which took me a long time to create as i was meeting a reader...
Bob says:woould be back soon...and she backside itchy went to touch and mess it up..
Bob says:and some more instead i radio her...she started stereo me...
Bob says:like that also can???
Bob says:last sunday...a couple offer to send me home...from my gardening class...
Bob says:the moment they entered my house...my radio mum told them not to trust my words...can u imagine how embarrassed i was..i was the lecturer of the class..and she said like...ME HER SON OR NOT HUH???Bob says:luckily...that was already the last lesson..so bo chap!!!
Bob says:and my couple students jus laughed..cos i like got 6th senses..already told them what me mum was going to say...to them...
Bob says:so i was laughing..and they were laughing...
Bob says:and my mum...tot she was damn clever...we were laughing how foolish she was!!!
Bob says:sabo own son like that....sad jin...very sad....
Bob says:i always laughing...but actually...this is what's happening to me daily...
Bob says:and today..she got the guts to repeat...she told me..i make her can't sleep for 2 nights..and she vomited...and diarhoea...
Bob says:something wrong or not..jin...
Bob says:v...n d..is food poison ...guan wo pi si!!!
J says:ahhahaha
J says:old already
Bob says:so i yell back at her...and told her..if she so clever to radio...USE IT ON HER OWN HUSBAND..and that shuddup her!!!
J says:a little crazy
J says:yeah la
J says:actually why she so scare of old man
J says:i still dun get it
Bob says: damn damn sian..jian...this stupid foolish family of mine...damn damn sian...
Bob says:does ur mum embarrass u infront of people..stranger.s....??Bob says:i tell u another incident..
J says:no la
J says:we dun la
Bob says:she booked tour to genting...purposely dun book hankoo's
Bob says:so only me and she...and the bloody hankoo create a storm...
Bob says:wanna burn down hourse..wanna sell house...all the stupid nonsens.
Bob says:on the way to genting...i was engross in magazine at the stop at ayer hitam...then .i realise..i ran up the bus...the moment she saw me...
Bob says:she radio infront of everyone...screwing me like hell...ya...i was wrong so i kept quite....she wah lau...get louder and louder...until the rest of aunties...got to criticise her
Bob says:telling her...they never do like this to their sons....their sons..sure scold them back...but me...so good keep in silence...
Bob says:and that shut her off....
Bob says:she think she great..but actually present herself as a very stupid woman!!!
Bob says:sad...jin...very sad...
Bob says:i always tell her...5 organs in her face...she uses her radio mouth the most...
Bob says:after speaking that....true enough..radio breaks down...and the more u try to shut her off...the louder it gets....I SURRENDER MAN!!! Bob says:so recently there is a chinese newspaper contest...WHAT DO U THINK UR MUM IS LIKE...name an appliance...and in less than 35 words, write the reason...u know what i write...there's a prize of 1k for the best and funniest caption..
J says:calm down
Bob says:i wrote...my mum is like a phua radio....the more u try to turn it off...the louder it gets...
Bob says:i tot...old man gone...can have peace...but NO...this fat lady..is also giving me hell...
Bob says:now u know why i wanna be monk...
Bob says:to search for the reason of my existence......
Bob says:i always say u r very lucky...
Bob says:u understand why now...
Bob says:and at my age...i should be able to decide thing for myself...
Bob says:they are still like controlling me...what a fuck!!!
Bob says:sad....jin...very sad....
Jsays:dun worry
J says:you can come stay with me once i have a house
Bob says:I M PUTTING THIS UP...to let people know what's suffering..is like...

THE GOOD DOCTOR, THE CLOWN AND THE BITCHY JINX

19XX, a 23 yr old goon was in training as a male missy.

VENUE: SINGAPORE GENERAL HOSPITAL, NURSES TRAINING SCHOOL....

one fine day during lunch....it was exceptionally noisy...and many were like talking in tongues...no they din talk...they wagged instead...rumours were flying fast and furious...
THE GOOD DOCTOR OF THE CLOWN was dead....slump in her office...HEART ATTACK...DEAD!!! stiff cold....
rumours had it that the good doctor was tormented by her evil mum in law...the clown's super powderful old bitch...notoriously known as gecko, the shrivelled up lizard.
why? well, she produced a mouse...a white albino and subnormal autustic son. and she had to shoulder the blame...her manufacturing machinery was at fault. the evil gecko blamed her...she forgot his clown son might have defective raw materials..i.e his pinky sperms...
so it went on...day in and day out....day out; day in...day in;day out...oops..sorry..radio spoilt!!!...;9(
u know...as a male missy already damn stressed...as a chiobu good doctor lagi more stressful...and day in, day out, she returned home to face the bigger radio of the lizard...CAN SIAO, RIGHT?
so the good chiobu doc was miserably depressed...and days built into weeks..and then years...HOW MUCH CAN ONE TAKE?..day in...day out...day out..day in...oops...radio...konging off again..HOLD ON....*SLAM..SLAM..SLAM!!!*
ok...let's continue......
so one fine...so happen this gong gong goon went to be a male missy...then one fine day, it happened..THE GOOD DOCTOR WAS FOUND - DEAD!!!
it was rumoured that she couldn't take it anymore...she injected herself with a heart stimulant...like those given to heart attack patient...to stimulate the heart into beating...if ur heart is beating...it does the reverse...IT STOPS IT FROM BEATING!!!...
and she was dead...cold stiff....*sniff*...such a nice ladylike chiobu...most nurses loved...SHE'S DEAD...THE GOOD DOC WAS DEAD...!!! ....sniff..sniff...wah..ahh..ah..ah..aaahh!!!.....:(
WHY?...WHY?...why good people die like that??....even i din know her personally i couldn't help shedding my niagra falls for her...wah..aahh...ah...ah...:(
all were hushed up...just simply reported..GOOD DOC DIED OF HEART ATTACK...case closed!
..............part 2....THE BITCHY JINX...

THE GOOD DOCTOR, THE CLOWN AND THE BITCHY JINX

19XX, a 23 yr old goon was in training as a male missy.

VENUE: SINGAPORE GENERAL HOSPITAL, NURSES TRAINING SCHOOL....

one fine day during lunch....it was exceptionally noisy...and many were like talking in tongues...no they din talk...they wagged instead...rumours were flying fast and furious...
THE GOOD DOCTOR OF THE CLOWN was dead....slump in her office...HEART ATTACK...DEAD!!! stiff cold....
rumours had it that the good doctor was tormented by her evil mum in law...the clown's super powderful old bitch...notoriously known as gecko, the shrivelled up lizard.
why? well, she produced a mouse...a white albino and subnormal autustic son. and she had to shoulder the blame...her manufacturing machinery was at fault. the evil gecko blamed her...she forgot his clown son might have defective raw materials..i.e his pinky sperms...
so it went on...day in and day out....day out; day in...day in;day out...oops..sorry..radio spoilt!!!...;9(
u know...as a male missy already damn stressed...as a chiobu good doctor lagi more stressful...and day in, day out, she returned home to face the bigger radio of the lizard...CAN SIAO, RIGHT?
so the good chiobu doc was miserably depressed...and days built into weeks..and then years...HOW MUCH CAN ONE TAKE?..day in...day out...day out..day in...oops...radio...konging off again..HOLD ON....*SLAM..SLAM..SLAM!!!*
ok...let's continue......
so one fine...so happen this gong gong goon went to be a male missy...then one fine day, it happened..THE GOOD DOCTOR WAS FOUND - DEAD!!!
it was rumoured that she couldn't take it anymore...she injected herself with a heart stimulant...like those given to heart attack patient...to stimulate the heart into beating...if ur heart is beating...it does the reverse...IT STOPS IT FROM BEATING!!!...
and she was dead...cold stiff....*sniff*...such a nice ladylike chiobu...most nurses loved...SHE'S DEAD...THE GOOD DOC WAS DEAD...!!! ....sniff..sniff...wah..ahh..ah..ah..aaahh!!!.....:(
WHY?...WHY?...why good people die like that??....even i din know her personally i couldn't help shedding my niagra falls for her...wah..aahh...ah...ah...:(
all were hushed up...just simply reported..GOOD DOC DIED OF HEART ATTACK...case closed!
..............part 2....THE BITCHY JINX...

PART 2....THE BITCHY JINX...

ALL WAS QUIET in the famiLEE....GLOOM AND DOOM....;9)
pinky was really sad...they said he din walk like a guniang before...u know like a SUPERMODEL with the kar chng kiao kiao....pointy backside. he was normal. walked like a man. talked like a man.
after the anguish of his chiobu good doc wife's death, things changed...DRASTICALLY!!
he sashays instead of walk like man...and drools when he talks...OH MY GOD!! AND HIS FAVORITE COLOR NOW IS ...of all the colors....PINK!!!!!..broom...brrrrm...rrrmmm...THUNDER AND LIGHTNIGING !!!!
he was then like taken the post of DEFENCE MINITOOT....and always sashaying about in the MND or MINISTRY OF NATIONAL DEFENCE.....or simply...MAN OF NO DEEDS....
the bitch appeared...the jinx...she was bitchy. he sashayed...she lagi more sashayed..and their butts bumped into each other...or rather her pussy hammerd his bloodhound...and the whole MND was like...THE HILLS ARE ABLAZED.....WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC......
so they wedded...and the clown now lovingly called pinkie was laid!!...humped!...bonked!!...RAPED!! by the bitchy jinx!!!!
and soon...wahh..ahh..ah...the jinx bombed KK hospital...and next year...she bombed again...and next year...yes she bombed again ...and next...year...*one second pls...*SLAM...SLAM...SLAM!!!*...sorli radio spoiled again....;9)
no lah...she like the world war only bombed twice....so in the end pinkie clown got 4 kids...and the ah lau toa lau kwuee(big embarrassment)...cos then he was the pm and promoting...STOP AT TWO campaign vehemently...and ruthlessly...
he told peasants to stop at 2...GET THEMSELVES STERILISED...u know get their balls tied into knots...and could only fire blank shots.....if not faced the music!!! those who so stupidly heeded the threat are now regretting... FOR LIFE!!
he single handedly enunch almost all the married couples especially most men here in sinkietown....that's why now most are balless to vote them out! ...and now..our population goes into negative brith rate....MATI..AND REGRETTING NOW!!!!........;9(
how how...?...how to enforce this STOP AT 2...when his own clown prince produced twice the amount...4???
so he added a law..newly wedded couple can only bomb KK hospital twice...bombed more than that...sorli.....u were no more subsidised...and ur 3rd child was going to be nationally ostracised....placement in school...last...and only if got vacancy...no free medical follow up care for 3rd child...no income tax rebate...no nothing...better u sell ur 3rd child away...or strangle it ..like u know a nip in the bud to alleviate the parents' burdens in bring up an ostracised innocent child!!!..........;9(
AND NOW HE REGRETTED....COS MINUS BIRTH RATE NOW....ALL THE LAU HANS..WAITING TO DIE...DTHAN SEE..NOT ENOUGH PRODUCTION OF SERFS TO SUPPLY TO MNCS..OR SERVE IN ARMY...SO FT OR FOREIGN TALENTS IMPORT LOR...and the nation sinks further underwater..and hence...SINKIETOWN....;9(
and that my dear readers was our story...THE GOOD DOCTOR, THE CLOWN AND THE BITCHY JINX.....

THE REBELLIOUS LING OF THE LEE

....and our story continues....with the ling of the lee....the only head shrinker daughter of the famiLEE.....
how do i start?.....
oh yes, u can say she's the odd one out....not only in sex..but in look and in blain...WEIRD PUSSY..if u ask me....;9)
of all the people, she got horny and turned on by a bengali....a indian from SRI LANKAN...
the lau eh got so pissed off, he almost hit the coffin planks one time...heart attack!!...and from there on he wasn't in good health..
after the heart block, came the anal block. he got piles. so off he went to the top hospital to have his arse chrome and the piles pulled out...and the whole hospital was like on its toe...all the big docs, small docs, blurred docs...practically everyone was in confusion and trying to pick an arsehair from the almighty lau eh backside...
this male missy was also there...u know what i heard. they got the chioest of the chiobu nurse to shave him naked down south...gel him properly...and poke in a tube opener to prise open his hole so that the top notch arsepicker doc could reach into to pluck out his cherry piles...haahaa....;9)
was told that the rebellious ling of the lee was then like thrown into cold storage...totally estranged from the monarchy...
but as they said good things dun last long...TRUE ENOUGH!!...the mixed colored wedding was not a blessed one...it passed through much strains and ostracisation from her own dynasty...
and pretty soon, the young mixed couple couldn't bear the pressure anymore...especially for the bengali indian. he called it quit! divorced ling of the lee and returned to SRI LANKAN...
lau eh was estactic knowing his beloved daughter was ditched...ling didn't know it was the hand of the monarchy at work...and hence prematurely ended an otherwise quite a beautiful mixed marriage....
good thing she didn't manufacture any mixed pariah offspring...if not she would surely be given the royal white silk to hang herself with..
lau eh welcomed her back wholeheartedly. he proved to the world for he alone could control anyone's fate and destiny...so dun mess with me...like a strong warning to the terrified peasants....
so once back, his ling now became a bit of a ding a ling....she lost faith in man...black ones especially. she cut her hair by herself...and made herself looked like a butch...an AB normal butch...more like a siao char bo...
so siao as she might be...lau eh..bo bian..put her in IMH..no...no..not as a patient but as the top HEAD SHRINKER...so there she stays up till now...TOP HEAD SHRINKER OF IMH....
another weird story from the famiLEE......
er...want some more???

I WAS ALMOST THERE...BUT I RETURNED....

Jinji Yue says:see..pap good la
Jinji Yue says:where on earth government give money during election one
Bob says:i think i use the money to buy a solid guitar...i want to start playing..and go basking in mrt ...i will be the next...FAT KELVIN...u know the blind singer....of superstar
Bob says:buy votes lah..u so toot
Jinji Yue says:yeah
Jinji Yue says:they give you money to buy your votes
Jinji Yue says:you try US
Bob says:after erected...they will hantam us back pain pain..recalll everything with interests...this trick used so often even babies also know
Jinji Yue says:they give you shit
Jinji Yue says:usa they hit you will all shit with nothing to take
Bob says:right lor..that's what sinkies now giving back to the paps..SHITS....they r going to be ousted this time...just u wait and see...MAY 6...very interesting n exciting day...
Jinji Yue says:the bush say social security running out
Bob says:u will be able to see it...cos...only in the morning the results will be out...
Bob says:jin..jin...they tax us even before a baby is born..
Bob says:when pregnant mum go see dr...kena pay 5% gst liao...Jinji Yue says:you pay to have baby Bob says:what the fuck is this...
Jinji Yue says:sorry hor
Bob says:the opps were saying to us...if they get voted in...they will scrapped the medical gst...ie. no tax for seeing dr...
Jinji Yue says:hahaha
Jinji Yue says:usa they dun help you plus tax you too
Jinji Yue says:you dare to compare
Bob says:..here sinkies hor...not usa...
Jinji Yue says:yeah
Bob says:usa unemployed got money take...here..unemployed go jump mrt of highest hdb
Jinji Yue says:that is why you people have good govenment still complain
Jinji Yue says:you dream horBob says:jin..jin...u hor...give u money..u blain washed liao...
Jinji Yue says:no money you beg
Bob says:u got see the pic i send u...wait..
Jinji Yue says:you watch too much tv
Jinji Yue says:here no money mean no food and doctor
Bob says:wait.. Bob sends:
Bob says:open and see the difference...readers posted to me one..
Jinji Yue says:hello
Jinji Yue says:what picture
Jinji Yue says:send again Bob sends:
Bob says:ok..the stupid old man is making trouble again for me...shall hammer him now.
Jinji Yue says:hhaha Transfer of "papwp1eo.jpg" is complete.
Bob says:jin..can u imagine this FUCKing old man...
Jinji Yue says:PAP will win la
Jinji Yue says:what
Bob says:he on this sides...dun off all the appliances...
Jinji Yue says:what he wants
Bob says:the other side...i on cow peh cow bu..
Jinji Yue says:lock him out la
Bob says:now i told him the bloody tenant didn't off his room light..fans..and everything...he comes and scolds me...why i bothered...WHAT a is he
Jinji Yue says:yeah la
Bob says:i m paying the bill..for xxx1...my black sis subsidise $100 for xxx2...anything more than that..old pays...
Jinji Yue says:tell him to go fuck offBob says:so...when ever i bath...in the night...he off every damn things...i came out of the toilet..the whole house dark...FUCKing hell...
Jinji Yue says:hahahaha
Jinji Yue says:damm fuck up
Bob says:the other side which i m paying..he on fans...lights...tv...the kitchen one..the toilet even..and dun care..dun off...up till MORNING u know...
Bob says:the other side ...only he and mum come to SLEEP at night..and yet...i am paying like almost $70...
Bob says:the XXX2...everyone there with the tenant some more...it's only like $120+ only...and he already bei song..
Bob says:he's collecting $300 rental...and what he does with it
Bob says:feed teetus in thailand...goes there and FUCK spiders..
Bob says:now back only barely 2 days...wanted to kill me...
Bob says:sad or not jin...i ask u....
Bob says:my mum package rice for me to eat...he go and hid the rice...and later gave it to the tenant...what the FUCK is this guy thinking jin
Bob says:is he my old man or what?
Bob says:and yesterday..i nearly wanted to hantam him properly..
Bob says:the stupid tenant kick my tray of cacti which i used to teach last sunday...
Bob says:kick, kick lor...right...fallen already what..he apologises...then cleaned up for me...i said ok...
Bob says:and no..the old FUCKer came out started scolding...so i called the tenant come out from his room and explain to the bo liao old FUCKer...
Bob says:and still he keeps on scolding ..me...so i yell back lor...
Bob says:i nearly lost my cool...and re arrange his face man...
Bob says:every day..jin..everyday..this type of minor minor things with the old FUCKer around...will erupt into MOUNTAIN...like that...can die right
Bob says:if u were me...how
Jinji Yue says:i move out lor
Jinji Yue says:i sell the house and move out with your mom
Bob says:the old FUCKer is now my greatest BUDDHIST TRAINER..if i can over come him..no..one...i really mean NO ONE IN THE WORLD CAN EVER IRRITATE ME LIAO...
Jinji Yue says:tell you mom dovorce him to get his cash too
Bob says:yes...my stupid mother...always let him scold until cries...cries only wanna divorced..get her lawyer...told her pay $2k...divorce...swee swee..dun have to bear with him...
Bob says:scare...and gostan...
Bob says:shit hopless woman
Bob says:everyday just got to put up with him..very tiring u know...jin..
Jinji Yue says:i think you move out la
Jinji Yue says:just let him die there la
Bob says:give him the cash..i tell u he will poke and fire his sperms and die cock standing in no time man...
Jinji Yue says:why must you give him the money
Jinji Yue says:you keep la
Bob says:jin...sgp...u know..
Jinji Yue says:you move to seng kang too
Bob says:yes..why...i also think...
Jinji Yue says:why bother
Bob says:do u know...the next day only after my uncle cremated...Jinji Yue says:you move on with your life la
Bob says:he demand from me the house deed..
Bob says:he wants everything to be t'f to him...FOR FUCK
Jinji Yue says:it is in your name right
Jinji Yue says:sell it laBob says:to feed the spiders lor...go for more FUCKING spiders activities...
Jinji Yue says:i think swollen
Jinji Yue says:dying soon la
Bob says:very very pek chek jin...i want to leave this house...i very very pek chek....some time...hor..i think..i just return my life to him...and jump off the window...and that's it
Jinji Yue says:no la you stupid
Jinji Yue says:you should make his life difficult
Jinji Yue says:dun allow him to come in la
Jinji Yue says:you lock your door
Bob says:yes...and now...got money from robert jobs...got money from gov......he will go and FUCK spider again..very soon..better immly better still
Bob says:he not around...all the sisters and brother..and mum..all so happy...and peaceful...and me keep kena 4d..he come back..what a FUCK!...lst prize...4318....rememebr my pickup...5318...i bouhgt...2$..basket..let it run off by a 4...shit man
Jinji Yue says:encourage him to go more la
Bob says:if not now i got 4 k bei piaow
Bob says:he went...every month after taking money from tenant..and sisters... until no money..comes back...and create trouble...
Bob says:do u know ...he can after scolding me...come and ask me..
Bob says:BOO...BOO..give me $20...i wanna to go buy makan...
Bob says:that bastardly cheap u know...i very very pai seh to have this kind of FUCKer as a old man..
Bob says:the other day i scolded him properly...i told him..luckily he's the father...if he were to be my son...i will hammer the daylight out of him...
Jinji Yue says:dun hummer him la
Jinji Yue says:jsut dun talk to him
Jinji Yue says:forget about him la
Bob says:and i told him also...actually i am warning him..his ter kar already swollen like anything...dun see dr..wait chopped off then he knows...
Bob says:cannot jin...he also comes to disturb me...
Bob says:that day i was like msn yuan...infront of pc lright...he just barge in and cow peh cow bu..even yuan heard it and saw it in cam...
Bob says:and the poor boy...so touching...cried for me...
Bob says:he felt very very SORRY for me...and asked me to visit him...he put me up in his house...so touching...
Bob says:so...i wrote in my UPHEAVAL LOR...u read or not...jin..I M VERY VERY SAD inside..u see me heeHAAHAA ..but i m very very sad and disappointed that i could end up with this type of bloody FUCKer....
Bob says:i envy ur old man...who planned for ur family...that's why i keep reminding u how good ur father was..
Bob says:my father...lost everyhting...the money my grandma gave me..the cpf money my uncle gave..cos...every cents i gong gong..t'f back to him...and he donated to genting...
Bob says:and see how he treats robert...christine...and me...
Bob says:u can see urself right...last time...everyday also quarrel one in the office at mt faber...
Bob says:now no money...he goes FUCK spiders...no money to gamble..he FUCKs spider..after FUCKing...no money come back create trouble for the whole family...jialat jin..damn damn jialat...dun die also no use....
Bob says:so...i wanted to be a monk now...to find out the reason..why...WHY...I CAN END UP HERE WITH THIS TYPE OF OLD FUCKer
Jinji Yue says:it is luck la
Jinji Yue says:life will get better
Bob says:i tell u a secret jin..now....i nearly ended my life when i quit poly...do u know why
Jinji Yue says:send him to old folk home next year la
Jinji Yue says:luckily you did not
Jinji Yue says:why
Bob says:cos...almost everyday...he will humiliate me...insulting me...like jiak liao bee...useless...disgraceful...all those hurting words...
Bob says:and u know...sometime can gets into u...and i actually...went all the way to the 20th fl and prepare to end it once and for all...
Jinji Yue says:your turn to scold himback la
Jinji Yue says:he so old
Bob says:then..i took off my slipper...i can remember very clearly......i am crying now as i type these words...
Jinji Yue says:why you mom dun protect you
Bob says:i stood on the ledge...about to jump liao...
Bob says:then out of nowhere...a voice came....a very very soothing voice...like GOD...maybe
Jinji Yue says:forget about the past your have us as friends la
Jinji Yue says:fuck the old man
Jinji Yue says:i pray he die soon ok
Bob says:and i pause...and i listen...and i listen...and dunno what happen...like an invisible hand...guided me back onto the floor...
Bob says:and i look down...the 20th fl...and i cried...
Bob says:i ask myself..why is this happening to me...why is my own father forcing me to this stage...why
Bob says:then...the voice came again....and i was touched...really...i m not writing..story...i think u r the lst i m telling..this very personal story of mine...no one knew....not even my family...
Bob says:so i always tell people..I VE BEEN THERE...AND I U TURN BACK...u know what i mean now...don't u
Bob says:and that's why...i went to the church...and that's why....i felt the HOLY SPIRIT...consoling me...if not...it's NO bob liao....
Bob says:but now...again...he started all these...and i cannot control my anger from rising...he is really testing my LOOOON>>>
Jinji Yue says:forget about him
Jinji Yue says:rubbish peopleBob says:he told me the other day..this time he will poke me with a bar...and make sure all my intestines come out...see how evil he is
Jinji Yue says:dun bother
Jinji Yue says:so did he return the money to robert
Bob says:after that...my mum told me..he wasn't joking..he really KEEPS A BAR BEHIND HIS ROOM DOOR...
Bob says:NO...lah..all went to FUCKING spiders already liao...where does the family benefit anything fr him one...
Bob says:he spends on himself...he goes to philippines last times...gambled in us dollars..and FUCK filipino spiders...
Jinji Yue says:tell yourmom divorce him la
Bob says:i think..i will write this very very sad tale of myself...and let all the readers cry along with me....
Jinji Yue says:bob you take care
Jinji Yue says:i am tired
Jinji Yue says:need to sleep
Bob says:mum hopless lah jin...already standy the cheapesT lawyer..2k...solve all our prob man...last min wanna bring her there...she gostan...
Jinji Yue says:waliao
Bob says: SORRY...i sadden u....SORRY..u take care ok...and really jin..u must treasure ur mum now....ok....
Jinji Yue says:you dun think so much
Jinji Yue says:no la
Jinji Yue says:i cannot tahan already
Jinji Yue says:tired
Bob says:yes..sometime...i find u also very rude to her..u just compare to my old man...u will realise how lucky u and kor chai are...
Jinji Yue says:take it easy ok
Bob says: sleep..then......
Jinji Yue says:no la
Bob winks: Play "Kiss"
Jinji Yue says:bye

understanding PRAJNAPARAMITA HEART SUTRA.....

thanks swash...for so looking up to me...u know since i am monk wannabe...i will explain to the PRAJNAPARAMITA HEART SUTRA...

it states that if u r an emperor, u behave like an emperor...if u r a clown u act like a clown...if a clown envies an emperor and usurps his throne and tries acting like an emperor for who he is originally not, the whole equilibrium of the country will go haphazard...everything is thrown into inequilibrium! ....and chaos ensue....

NOW...WHO'S THE CLOWN HERE..AND WHO'S THE EMPEROR?

and so...our country..our economy...our mood...everything goes haphazard....

just like in a family nucleus....if a father doesn't act like a husband and a father; the wife doesn't act like a wife and a mother...the children don't act like children such as they suppose to be study..instead they go into pathoing...then the whole family goes into an upset of equilibrium...and there will always be chaos and unrest within the family....

i m a nobody...a nothing...if i m suppose to be something...then that something will come to me...i dun have to chase after it....

if in the end, i din robe up a monk..then ok lor...I AM WHAT I AM....I AM LEETAHSAR...THE GOON KING LOR!...;9)...no more a monk wannabe lor.......

U R WHAT U R...IF U R NOT WHAT U R SUPPOSE TO BE...THEN U R NOT....ornitoufo...

i hope i din blur u with my humble goon's advice....;9)

MY SWEET GARDENING DU DI (DICIPLE)...

THE NICE PEOPLE IN MY FREE GARDENING CLASS....i m so thankful....THANK YOU FOR UR PRESENCE...IF I ANYHOW BLABBER LIKE A SILLY GOON...PLS EXCUSE ME...GOON WHAT...WHAT TO DO HOR?....LAUGH LOR!

today i was pleasantly surprised that one fella from my gardening class actually obliged to be my driver...FOR THE WHOLE DAY...my god!...i was so grateful to him...

THANKS NIVEUV!...U R VERY HELPFUL AND SWEET!!...if without u today...i wonder how am i going to teach my cacti class this sunday at my temple at 3.pm....(all the drivers not available...one gone china...the other something on..)

this chiohunk chap is really full of surprises to me...

first, he looks boyish...and yet he's already more than 30yrs +......and he looks like a CID to me...er...am i in danger of being arrested and sent to the notorious ugly chua sisters for S&m?...I WONDER..
and my goodness! this boyish chap is married...another surprise...and he owned his own pigeonhole...wow...rich hor!...and he pleasantly told me before he came to pick me up, he picked a $50 note up too from the floor...lucky star him!!...;9)

and yes yesterday ...as usual i striked lottery...3rd prize cos a couple of days ago, i click on my own profile ...and goodness! i hit 7115 posts...so i bought this number...and holly molly! yesterday, sunday, it came out chun chun 3rd prize!..

so since NIVEUV gave me his contact number and he had diligently attended my classes...i thought maybe he would love to see more plants. and surprisingly, my senses was right. HE LOVED TO!
and today i gave him a timsum treat before we set off....kena 4d what.....
while supping the timsums, we chatted...and chatted....and chatted...wow lau! like can chat forever u know...hahahaha...!

so sensing the rain would be pouring, i quickly mai tan (settled bill) and rushed to his car. true enough, it poured!
so we were on our way to the very ulu garden to get my necessary charpalangs(things) that i needed to conduct my this coming sunday class on cacti...EVERYTHING ON CACti...

THAT settled ...we got all our barangs. he was very kind to oblige and send me all the stuffs to the temple. chucked it there and then off again we went to THOMSON FAR EAST FLORAL to get some nice glass container to house all the cacti which i would be showing the participants there how to do a CACTUS DISH GARDEN....

interesting hor...MUST COME OK...THIS SUNDAY...3 PM..AT #20 JALAN RAMA RAMA....u will love it...one of my most favorite subjects where both young and old love it!
and thanks again NIVEUV...for sponsoring the very expensive glass dish with ur found $50...very paiseh...
thank u for all ur help...and kindness....may u strike 4D this week...i offer u my LTS LUCKY BLESSING...ornitoufo!...

er...my orchids and dragonfly and butterfly sticks...were all left in your car...me blur king...goon like anything...so pls bring this sunday...THANK YOU AGAIN...

U R A SWELL CHAP...AND HELLO..."JOKER" IS A FRIENDLY TERM ALL ANG MO PAI USE TO DESCRIBE FRIENDLY AND JOVIAL PERSON...LIKE U....NOT DEGRATORY TERM...AND DEFINITELY NO ILL MEANING...sorry if it sounded offensive to u...
see u at 3pm...this sunday..thanks!

next, he's married

19 APRIL 2006, I MADE MY HENAN GODSON HAPPIEST!!

i am so proud of myself...to be able to give some one hope and something to look forward to...

my godson from HENAN, china has finally come to peace with himself...
i think i will visit him during his summer holidays in july...
he was estatic when he got my birthday card and coincidentally on his birthday on 19 april itself...;9)

see...the way miracles work...to make someone's live...a total stranger initially to me...so so happy...and the feeling within me is happiness too...beyond description..IT'S PRICELESS!!...

HAVE U MADE SOMEONE HAPPY TODAY?...;9)

EVILS OF LAUHANKOO...my father...:(

i thought the paps are evil enough until i realised truly the real evil is like...MY BLOODY LAUHANKOO of a father.
he' back today from his usual spider hunting teetujias in HYAADAI...back less than 3 hrs and quarrelling almost close to hitting it out with me again...;9(
when he was away fucking spiders, the whole family was so peaceful and happy...the moment he's back, hell breaks loose again.....:(
a few days ago, i opened a letter addressed to him. it was payment advice for the job my brother CARROT LEE did for him...the amount was quite substantial.
a day before, carrot came to see me and told me about his current financial woes. i would love to help him. but u know all his money, his evil wifey kept...so actually wifey got all his money...and damn rich this bad bitch...so i was thinking...why should i lend him....the wife got his money what?
so i played mat bodoh lor...and i told him the job he did using the lauhankoo firm's name already got the fat cheque. carrot just sighed......so both of us understood: where hankoo wanted to return him the money...he supped every single cents to feed his teetujias tribe back in HYAADAI....damn jialat this bloody evil lauhan!!
and now...this morning he's back. i beh tahan. carrot is my only little brother...me the big brother..so i gotta to protect him...and shit!! this lau han is my father who swallows his son's hard earn sweat and blood money...to do what?....to feed the bloody teetujias in hyaadai....;9(
"lauhan, carrot's business bad this month....u got his money, can u refund whatever amount due to him.....be a bit compassionate....he's ur son...." i blur blur blurted to him straight in his face.
and the storm begins......'9(
pi li pa la...@#$%^&!!#$%^^%$....PI LI PA LA....PI LI PA LAH.....getting more intense and louder till all the neighbours or maybe even the entire block can hear.....
all the uncensored vulgarities fire away at me...i beh tahan...CAN U TAHAN OR NOT?....an unreasonable old fuck who claims to be our father...supped all the blood and sweat money from u...to do what?...FEED AND FUCK SPIDERS!!
and as the screwing, cursing...and swearing gets more heated up...he lounges at me who is resting on my IDESIRE MASSAGE CHAIR.....
he points a menancing finger at me, threatening...yes again...to hit me. mama lee is at the kitchen. she's shocked. she wobbly run out to confront lauhan and yells at him..."STOP IT!!" she yelled. "tahsar is right u know!! if u got conscience, u should return ur son's blood and sweat money...and pity carrot who works himself to skin and bones....what did u do?.....NOTHING...u only want money...and cause problems to the family...that's all u do!!!"
wah lau!! steady lah old fat girl....hankoo got a shock. since when did our old fat girl, mamalee is so bold?....he withdraws...lan lan goes into my adjacent pigeonhole...and the storm for the time being is resolved...
PEOPLE.....do u have a better lauhankoo father like mine??
can go crazy hor?....and this is just barely 3 hrs he is back from his spider hunting.....sperm missile firing hyaadai trip....
and u know something? he is wearing a pair of knee supported guards...must have had over fired all sperms missiles till wobbly weak in the knees...
tonight, the whole gang of sisters will be back for makan....and i think the whole upheaval's going to replay in enhanced mode...
luckily today, my bunch of godsons asking me to meet out at about 6pm...so HENG AH!! I won't be around to join in the "fun?"......
sad is the case of my present domestic bo liao woes...why?...i always ask myself?...why a father can be so evil and nasty towards his own flesh and blood....so merciless and vengeful towards his wife....so unconcerned towards the family?
WHY??
when he's dying...he will know why.......or when he realises why....his time would be up then....IT WOULD BE TOO LATE....for all the pains and miseries he brings to the family...
i can only ORNITOUFO TO HIM...cos'...no matter what...he's still our bo liao lanhankoo father.....;9(
i ve written in present tense...cos...there's no end to such uncalled domestic woes...and it would replay and replay...well...unless the lauhan dies cock standing from overdose of viagra in hyaadai...then...all our miseries die with him.....
ornitoufo......chui guo...chui guo to me......;9(

ANOTHER FORUMMER COMPLIMENTS ME...

From:
a_swashneker
29-Apr 13:13
To:
leetahsar
1688 of 1697

wah seh, i think u can go to the erection rally and give speech man! no joke!
L for leetahsar

From:
leetahsar
29-Apr 13:21
To:
a_swashneker
1689 of 1697

how i wish too....
i mean a goon got more compassion for all the brothers in sinkieland...the paps got and wants even more money for their pockets only..
agreed?

From:
a_swashneker
29-Apr 13:24
To:
leetahsar
1690 of 1697

83628.1690 in reply to 83628.1689
think u shld join lah.
give up oneself for the mass!


From:
leetahsar
29-Apr 13:50
To:
a_swashneker
1691 of 1697

83628.1691 in reply to 83628.1690
TOO LATE LIAO LAH!!....me monk wannabe...i got better things to enlighten ...the masses of disillusioned minds are waiting for me to clear their cobwebs...
i might robe up anytime u know....
i love to improve our beloved land...free the people so that they can breathe better, live better, sleep better...and not dropping dead at such young promising age....and everyone feels that it's better to die than to be sick...and if u get a chronic sickness like diabetes (me got), heart ailments, cancer...ur fate is sealed and doom....ER...BUT NOT ME HOR...;9)
PEOPLE HERE NOW LIVE IN APPREHENSION AND ANXIETIES AND UNDUE STRESSES....WHY?....WHY IS THIS SO?...
go to the USA...or other places less developed like CAMBODIA....i dun think what's occuring here is happening or even heard of there....
WHY AGAIN..I ASK?
but more importantly, their mind should be free first from all the cloudy illusions they are tricked into believing...
what..MORE GOOD YEARS!!, SWISS STANDARD!!...APPRECIATION OF UR PIGEONHOLE VALUES...etc.
now in walkoever queenstown, i just got the bo liao big flyers with the clown waving behind...and his lame motto...
TOGETHER, A BETTER LIFE FOR ALL....
yes...a better life for all of us...not u u idiotic peasants!!
WE R GOING TO RAISE PUBLIC TRANSPORT...OUR ALREADY OBSCENE SALARIES....ALL CONSERVATION...CIGARATTE TAX...AND EVEN THE GST TO 7 OR 8%...SO STUPID...GIVE U A MISERLY PROGESS PACKAGE...AND ALL KENA CONNED BIG TIME....THOSE ARE U MONEY MAN!!.....NOW I AM GOING TO TAKE ALL BACK...MUAHAHAHAHA.......me evil pinkier clown...not get this title for nothing hor...dun pray pray...PREPARE TO BE SCREWED FOR THE NEXT 5 YRS...AND DIE PAIN PAIN!!!....MUAHAHAHAAHAA.....;9(
VOTE THEM OUT!!!

other's father and my lauhankoo...

I just got back from a house warming of one of my member of FOSC or Full of Shitty Crap..
his father really loves him...he plans for him...his father bought him a 999 leasehold penthouse....my god!
and my own lauhankoo is always pressing me to sell my 3rms pigeonhole...so that he can have the money to rear more teetujias....:9(
i spoke to his father. he told he would be buying another for his younger son.....and after that his duties to both his sons will be done...
so touching....such concerned father for his children...
and my lauhankoo...only sup our money...to feed teetu cheena mei meis now proliferating in Hyaadai...
sad...and the teetujias there fed him with dunno what VIAGRA..and dunno what chinese john herbs...
every trip when he returns, his words will slurp....and he looks so disorientated....like under some kind of spell like that...
poor lauhankoo father of mine...when will u come to ur senses and give us the whole family peace?...dun wait until u are dead cockstanding....then u regret...cos by then it shall be too late!
ornitoufo to u....ornitoufo.....;9(

BABAREROS FROM PHILIPPINES POSTED TO ME

From:
BabaEro11
30-Apr 03:15
To:
leetahsar
1693 of 1697

Pare, in your cuntry got a Kangaroo Court call FamiLEE Court .. you can go get a Personal Protection Order against your Lauhankoo.
Oso there is another kangaroo court where your CARROT LEE can sue your lauhankoo into bankruptcy .. you know sueing for bankrupcy is a FASHION in your cuntry .... your MM, PM, SM, watever M are doing it regularly in your kangaroo Courts.

From:
leetahsar
30-Apr 12:28
To:
BabaEro11
1694 of 1697

pare...actually i m now doing something very odd and way out...
do u know there's a chinese saying...jia1 zhou3 b4u nern2 wai4 yan2...it means DON'T WASH UR FAMILY LAUNDRY IN THE PUBLIC....
i wrote now cos i want to share with everyone hear that all the guys when they become a FATHER...he might be such...or even worse...so hopefully after reading my UPHEAVALS...u guys can be mindful to others around you...especially next time ur own wife, kids...and even parents or friends....ornitoufo...
so hopefully...my private washing in public is worth the sacrifices.....
...and in the next post after this....i m deeply saddened...*sob...sob..*............;9(....read on to find out why......

MY LAUHAN IS EVILER THAN I THOUGHT....:(

this morning was up quite early....i still couldn't get over what happen last morning...barely 3 hours of my lanhankoo's return...and was already close to fighting nearly erupted....
"mum....yester nite, i wasn't in...did the old fuck create problem to u or the sisters?" i asked my mum who was croaking her usual morning karaoke practice...and recording it on tape....and playing back engrossing in her own croaking....my god!
"aiyah!...ah sar...do u know that u r now in a very perilous situation....dun disturb the bloody old fuck!!...pls sar....for ur own goodness sake!." mum stopped her croaking and was a bit exasperated when she replied.
"why...why mum?...what's wrong?" i was really curioius now.
"sar, u know hor...yesterday he said huh he wants u dead...IT'S TRUE U KNOW HOR?....not just say say only hor...." mum finally revealed. "he kept a real heavy steel rod behind his room door....and is waiting to use it ...ON YOU!!..."
NOW I AM SHOCKED!
"Yes....HE WANT'S U DEAD!!...if he can't kill you, he surely will maim u with that monster rod..." mum was now closed to tears. "pls sar, he wants to die...let him to go and die...DUN ACCOMPANY HIM TO DIE, OK!"
"mum...is he ur husband....my father?" i was deeply saddened....and almost the niagra falls breaking loose any moment ...LIKE NOW...when i m writing this....IS THIS MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD FATHER?.....I ASKED MYSELF.....;9(
"Sar,.....dun cry lah....*sob...sob*..." instead she was already having the the jurong waterfall coming on....sad.....*sob...sob*....;9(....... "u dun have to worry...when he left for his spider hunting trip, i already quietly took the menancing rod and threw it away...i don't think he knows yet....so pls...pls for goodness sake!...next time dun bother about carrot lee and lanhan matters....both also hopeless!!"
i really really cannot understand...WHY IS ALL THIS HAPPENING?...why a father wants all his sons dead?
why?...i only asked him to payback to carrot what is due to him....IS THAT WRONG?....carrot needs to eat too...AND CARROT IS MY ONLY LITTLE BROTHER...AND THE BLOODY LAUHANKOO...IS NOT A FATHER ANY MORE...HE'S WORST THAN MY WORST ENEMY...(which by the way i dun think i ve any...)
WHY CAN THE BLOODY OLD FUCK AWAKEN?
this morning...i was observing his knee guards...oh no! it's something even more serious. both his feet are badly swollen...in such a case, it can only mean something is wrong within him....most likely his kidneys...cos' his diabetic condition is very bad...and he just came back from his sperms firing practice in hyaadai...
how can a 70+ diabetic lauhankoo sing the MARI KITA?...obviously fed himself with VIAGRA...and without a doctor's prescription...the little blue pill to a medical condition consumer can be deadly....and that explains his swollen feet condition...
WHAT AM I TO DO NOW??....AM I SUPPOSE TO SAVE HIM AGAIN?....I HAVE SAVED HIM ONCE...3 YRS BACK....when he went into hypoglaecemia...ie. low blood sugar which can cause fainting...then coma...then maybe brain death or even death...cos this is a condition when the body is sugar starved...the brain can't function without glucose...and everything in the body will shut down...
RX: make the patient a cup of sweet fluid like fruit juice, soft drink (not the sugarless type like diet coke), honey raw....or let him suck a sweet...
very dangerous this condition...
and now...hankoo has put himself in PERIL again...how..?...what?....as i was pondering whether to tell him what to do...
mamalee yelled: "ah sar!! don't teach him anything...dun even tell him...LET HIM GO AND DIE...AND U BETTER LISTEN TO ME THIS TIME!!!"
and up till now...i am still pondering....i didn't tell him...but i sang loudly a song with all the lyrics changed to hint to him...in engrish which mamalee is blurred to...
hope he got my singing message...now it's entirely up to him...to go see a doctor asap...
orntioufo....to him....my dear dear father......;9(

have a hearty laugh...

http://www.goodiebag.tv/video/do_you_take_it.htm

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THE STUBBORNLY IGNORANT

YESTERDAY, was nearly a disastrous day for me...and i blamed it on the day before yesterday that is friday night.

i was feeling a bit hungry. opened the fridge i search for something to nibble cos it was near to dinner time. mamalee told me there was a MAC BEEF RICE BURGER insided...oh goodie!

found it. opened half of the bun and pulled out a slice of heavily seasoned beef. threw it into my mouth...munched. mmmh! YUMMY!
took out the whole MAC pack. opened bun to warm it up...oOH

GOD!!!....what was that!!!

the bun revealed a multi-coloured bread inside...PURPLE, RED, GREEN and....:(

oh mati liao!! i had just ingested something that should be in the rubbish chute....

"Mum...how long is this MAC?" i yelled and questioned.

"Oh...ur sister brought it last saturday when they came here to makan....." my mum replied as though this consecrated MAC was as fresh as breast milk!! "Can eat lah...put inside fridge won't spoil one lah....heat it up can already lah!...."

shit!! poison taking effect...off i rushed to the toilet...and

BRACCCCCCCK...RMMP..RMMP...BRAMMMMMPP!!!

"Mum!!!" i yelled from the toilet cubicle, "U silly stupid woman!! u wanna kill me is it?!!"

"What now?" my mum calmly yelled back. "what the hell u cow peh cow bu!!?"

"the MAC is past consumable condition...u good look inside the bun...and see what colours u have inside?"

"dun eat...dun eat lor!...leave it then. afterwards i heat it up i eat for u to see!." came the stubborn idiotic reply......;9(

after i settled my big time business. exit the toilet. first thing first...THREW AWAY THE CONDEMNED TOXIC MAC BEEF RICE BURGER!.....

to be cont'd....the morale of this suffering shitting story that had just happen on this goon....haizz!

THE STUBBORNLY IGNORANT..part 2

came the following day....SATURDAY....
THE stomach was bloated with the toxic beef i ate on friday. there was much gas. i diarrohea the whole night...and was no lying with battery totally flat and weak on the sofa...
BRU..BRU...poo..poo...pooooooh!
oh shit! oh great!....NOT GAS CAME OUT...but watery stool....i dragged myself up...and zoomed for the toilet in split seconds!
BRRAAAMMMMM....BRU BRU...BRRRUMMPPPPP!!!
hai..hai...hai!!...i was panting..like being brutally raped by the ugly chua sisters......my knees were really weak now...it was wobbling...it was shaking...JIALAT!!
and i am now in full exposure.....couldn't be bothered now...since no one was home...i just wobbled naked to my wardrobe and put on a new pair of undies...of course not my calvin klein...BYFORD would do...and new shorts...and TIMMMMBER onto my bed...half dead!....;9(
after a brief rest, got up...and popped in POH CHAI pills...2 bottles instead of one...totally flat out now...and the hell tummy was still distended and bloated.....jialat!!
and the sides were aching from all the BRAMMMP AND BRUMMMP....;9(
.........how man.!....kept feeding with POH CHAI PILLS the whole day...and laid quite lifeless on my bed......
to be cont'd.....er...wait lah...MORALE COMING....U MUST LEARN THIS ONE...POWER ONE.....patience...please....

THE STUBBORNLY IGNORANT..part 3, conclusion

finally...my colour of my face was quite back to normal after 2 days of incessantly bombing the toilet...

my BRUMMP AND BRAMMP...were finally almost gone....

SUNDAY.... i was safe could conduct my outdoor gardening lesson in THOMSON RD FAR EAST FLORAL....

so here's the MORALE OF MY HORRENDOUS SUFFERING EXPERIENCE...

why did i consume that beef?...actually i already 6th sensed something was amissed...but still i ate it? why?

i was overcame by HUNGER...and so even my 6th sense was telling me DON'T EAT IT....I ATE IT...and suffered the consequence....

- DISLLUSIONED BY HUNGER....EVEN UR COMPASSION WITHIN IS ALREADY TELLING...DON'T DO IT!..

i ate. i suffered. i revealed. i told. .......BUT mum was still STUBBORNLY IGNORANT AND STILL BELIEVED THAT TOXIC BURGER WAS STILL CONSUMABLE....

WHY?

- stubborn and ignorance will kill that person who possesses them and refuse to detach from them....everyone please be aware of this....

it's like SMOKING CAN CAUSE CANCER...and yet people still smokes cos' they thought I WON'T GET IT...but then in the end they got it...and they regret...and they suffer painfully before the CANCER becomes terminal and finally snuff out their precious life...ornitoufo....

the living examples are already there for everyone to see and witness the consequences...and yet...the stubbornly ignorant still choose to take the suffering roads to a life of tragic ending....

ORNITOUFO...PEACE BE WITH U ALL WHO READ MY SUFFERING SHITTING SMARTING ARSE.........please be awaken from your stubborn ignorance....if not sufferings is not far from u.....

ornitoufo......golden words from ur humble goon.....;9)