SAY HELLO TO THE YEAR OF THE DOG...
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10 years ago
Friday, February 03, 2006
I SENSED A BAD OMEN........
THIS morning i was happily changing the vases which i put up lots of flowers....i have 2 adjoining 3 rms pigeonhole flats. after finished one side, i went over to the next door where my lauhankoo dwells.
was quite pissed off. he left all the lights on and on broad daylight. the fans, the tv, the radio...almost every electrical appliances were on....so i off the lights, off the fans, the radio, the tv....then finally his working desk. he converted the next door kitchen to his personal office.
as i was about to off the flourescent light, clicked! and suddenly a bracelet string of buddhist beads hanging on the wall snapped and all the bodhi seeds scattered all over the desk.....
an uncanny bad omen was suddenly sensed by this telepathic goon.....like something bad on lauhankoo was about to happen....
when he returned buying his weekly 4D from the nearby market, i told him that his buddhist beads on the wall snapped and all the beads were over his table.
goodness! hankoo now is a very peaceful man. pre-hantam days, he would have created a big fuss and most likely challenge me to a fight again. today he just asked me what happened...and he asked so politely...:)
so i explained to him - since his horoscope was a DOG - but in the dog year, the DOG is not very good....offending the TAI SWEE. i advised him to go the nearby goddess of mercy to pray. they had a TAI SWEE inside just for the peace of mind.
surprisingly he listened...so i continued and told him that this year is not a good year for DOG...and pls dun frequently ur haaydai spider spirits...he listened and nodded his head. that scared me!
can his days be numbered? oh no!....i fear it's coming soon....can't he just wait till i robe up as monk...i can save him....now i dunno ....:(
SPIRITUAL NOTE: THOSE BORN IN THE YEAR OF RAT OR PIG - that would be me....would be the luckiest this year of the DOG.
THOSE BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE DOG, RABBIT AND DRAGON.....not very good. advisable u go pray to TAI SWEE in any nearby temple...
believe or not up to u...just for the peace of the mind....ornitoufo.
those who chant have already the buddhas within u...so want or dun want, it's ok one....u r protected.....ornitoufo.
AND TODAY BEING zhen4yue4 chu1qi1 the 7th day of the lunar new year (4 feb) THE REN DAY...(MAN'S DAY)...it would be a good day to go and pray....PEACE BE WITH ALL OF YOU!.....ornitoufo.
THIS morning i was happily changing the vases which i put up lots of flowers....i have 2 adjoining 3 rms pigeonhole flats. after finished one side, i went over to the next door where my lauhankoo dwells.
was quite pissed off. he left all the lights on and on broad daylight. the fans, the tv, the radio...almost every electrical appliances were on....so i off the lights, off the fans, the radio, the tv....then finally his working desk. he converted the next door kitchen to his personal office.
as i was about to off the flourescent light, clicked! and suddenly a bracelet string of buddhist beads hanging on the wall snapped and all the bodhi seeds scattered all over the desk.....
an uncanny bad omen was suddenly sensed by this telepathic goon.....like something bad on lauhankoo was about to happen....
when he returned buying his weekly 4D from the nearby market, i told him that his buddhist beads on the wall snapped and all the beads were over his table.
goodness! hankoo now is a very peaceful man. pre-hantam days, he would have created a big fuss and most likely challenge me to a fight again. today he just asked me what happened...and he asked so politely...:)
so i explained to him - since his horoscope was a DOG - but in the dog year, the DOG is not very good....offending the TAI SWEE. i advised him to go the nearby goddess of mercy to pray. they had a TAI SWEE inside just for the peace of mind.
surprisingly he listened...so i continued and told him that this year is not a good year for DOG...and pls dun frequently ur haaydai spider spirits...he listened and nodded his head. that scared me!
can his days be numbered? oh no!....i fear it's coming soon....can't he just wait till i robe up as monk...i can save him....now i dunno ....:(
SPIRITUAL NOTE: THOSE BORN IN THE YEAR OF RAT OR PIG - that would be me....would be the luckiest this year of the DOG.
THOSE BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE DOG, RABBIT AND DRAGON.....not very good. advisable u go pray to TAI SWEE in any nearby temple...
believe or not up to u...just for the peace of the mind....ornitoufo.
those who chant have already the buddhas within u...so want or dun want, it's ok one....u r protected.....ornitoufo.
AND TODAY BEING zhen4yue4 chu1qi1 the 7th day of the lunar new year (4 feb) THE REN DAY...(MAN'S DAY)...it would be a good day to go and pray....PEACE BE WITH ALL OF YOU!.....ornitoufo.
THE TRUE COLORS OF SIBEIKANG...COMING OUT AGAIN....
weeks before my double bliss of 4D lst prize, sibeikang asked me to yum char at hongxin restaurant....he said go dutch as a friend of his also coming...so ok lor...got food what...my hobby.
after walloping baskets and baskets of timsum, sibeikang and chinjiagong (his wife) and his pal - whom i dun really know one - ordered each a mango pudding...me passed cos diabetic.
then supped, supped and supped...next came the bill. his pal was really sporting and rushed to pay. i stopped him telling him let me pay with my amex platinum card...wanna to accumulate points to get my FREE LONGINES WATCH....so done.
his pal on the spot sportingly paid me $20. the bill was $80.80. i looked at sibeikang and chinchiagong...beckon them where was their share of payment. he played mat bodoh...and told me would settle later....
and later means my shits already came out so many weeks already...and still he told me later...haven't gotten pay yet...then i asked what about ur wifey? she got solid poon pee pee bonus...no money meh?..and he replied no lah...he would pay me...but LATER....
and now about a month plus already....how later is later?
like that can or not huh? not gentleman right? so now i kena big big 4D....i skip him in my makan treat...if he asks, i just say LATER...WHEN U HAVE PAID UR SHARE FOR THE TIMSUM U SUPPED A MTH AGO....:9(
weeks before my double bliss of 4D lst prize, sibeikang asked me to yum char at hongxin restaurant....he said go dutch as a friend of his also coming...so ok lor...got food what...my hobby.
after walloping baskets and baskets of timsum, sibeikang and chinjiagong (his wife) and his pal - whom i dun really know one - ordered each a mango pudding...me passed cos diabetic.
then supped, supped and supped...next came the bill. his pal was really sporting and rushed to pay. i stopped him telling him let me pay with my amex platinum card...wanna to accumulate points to get my FREE LONGINES WATCH....so done.
his pal on the spot sportingly paid me $20. the bill was $80.80. i looked at sibeikang and chinchiagong...beckon them where was their share of payment. he played mat bodoh...and told me would settle later....
and later means my shits already came out so many weeks already...and still he told me later...haven't gotten pay yet...then i asked what about ur wifey? she got solid poon pee pee bonus...no money meh?..and he replied no lah...he would pay me...but LATER....
and now about a month plus already....how later is later?
like that can or not huh? not gentleman right? so now i kena big big 4D....i skip him in my makan treat...if he asks, i just say LATER...WHEN U HAVE PAID UR SHARE FOR THE TIMSUM U SUPPED A MTH AGO....:9(
ARE WE STILL BEST PALS?
we are best pals since school days....and now i dunno...
lst i bought from him a 2nd hand ownself fix cpu but with win98 for $500. barely 1 yr konged off. brought to his computer shop to ask him to tolong tolong retrieve all my infos inside...and he said he wanna charged me $120.
ok lor! since i strike big lottery...i will pay him instead $150 and do it asap for me...pls...must plead and beg some more. finally he said DEAL....
today i went to say happy new yr to him at his funan shop...and hell! he passed my pc to someone else to repair....and told me it would take at least 2 weeks....mati....then how?
and anyway, i m loaded with 4D money, i went up CHALLENGER....and so here i am writing this thread...I BOUGHT ONE COMPLETE SET BACK...A COMPAQ PRESARIO ....with a 5 yrs guarantee thrown in....and so many free gifts some more....and i only pay about 1.4k with 17" monitor and what infrared mouse (????dunno what is that???)and can burn vcd, cd and even dvd....my own one from my best pal...all cannot....and i paid for just the cpu alone $500...and din even last a yr....
hiazz! now i m so sad....why my best best pal like that? i know his business is bad....but i m ur best pal since school days.....why?
i think i m going to give him back the win98 cpu which he sold me....no need to use already...i got a brand new one....and all those info inside...well...if they aren't going to be mine...then so be it....just forget everything inside...and start anew with my brand new pc.....but i m having a very sore and sour feeling in my heart....;9(
we are best pals since school days....and now i dunno...
lst i bought from him a 2nd hand ownself fix cpu but with win98 for $500. barely 1 yr konged off. brought to his computer shop to ask him to tolong tolong retrieve all my infos inside...and he said he wanna charged me $120.
ok lor! since i strike big lottery...i will pay him instead $150 and do it asap for me...pls...must plead and beg some more. finally he said DEAL....
today i went to say happy new yr to him at his funan shop...and hell! he passed my pc to someone else to repair....and told me it would take at least 2 weeks....mati....then how?
and anyway, i m loaded with 4D money, i went up CHALLENGER....and so here i am writing this thread...I BOUGHT ONE COMPLETE SET BACK...A COMPAQ PRESARIO ....with a 5 yrs guarantee thrown in....and so many free gifts some more....and i only pay about 1.4k with 17" monitor and what infrared mouse (????dunno what is that???)and can burn vcd, cd and even dvd....my own one from my best pal...all cannot....and i paid for just the cpu alone $500...and din even last a yr....
hiazz! now i m so sad....why my best best pal like that? i know his business is bad....but i m ur best pal since school days.....why?
i think i m going to give him back the win98 cpu which he sold me....no need to use already...i got a brand new one....and all those info inside...well...if they aren't going to be mine...then so be it....just forget everything inside...and start anew with my brand new pc.....but i m having a very sore and sour feeling in my heart....;9(
AFTER THE HANTAMING....
lauhankoo is behaving very well this entire weeks prior to the chinese new year. not a squabbling heard. things r really peaceful. then on last saturday, he striked lottery....good for him! and on sunday, mamalee and me striked lottery too! :)
then today, i noticed the blue black patch on his eye and cheek are fading. i feel apprehensive again. it's like those marks are there to remind him about his daily mischiefs around the house....u know like a talisman to held back his evils.....and now it's gradually dissipating.
worst, today my 2 brother-in-laws came and we gambled. the poor lauhankoo ended up the biggest loser of about $600. guess he lost his 4D winnings too and my fat angpow. and u know once there's no money in his wallet, he would enthusiastically stir up the tiniest fault and create a mountain of headaches for me and mamalee again...goodness! fire power could be sensed by me already floating in the air.
i warned mamalee to be more cautious about her words and actions lest she gave him a chance to find fault and start some foolish quarrelling again....shit! when will all these end?.....
but if anything that happens, i told mamalee not to let my ting tong brother carrot lee knows about it....this crazy fella sure would send the bloody lauhankoo to hell....he's not as patient and tolerant like me.....very sad...another drastic stormy upheaval for me is coming soon...pls say or chant a peace prayer for me.....;9(.......ornitoufo
actually i dun want to wash my family dirty laundries in public...and paste my face with shits....but i think...if people here read it and they r of the same lhk calibre, they may awake from their follies and realise the pains and the uncalled sufferings they cause to their families .....and hopefully they would change for the better.....but i think this is much easier said than done....if everyone can take stock of what nonsenses they ve been creating in their lives that badly after those around them, this world would be a happier place to live in......
i striked lottery again...and i went to buy a brand new COMPAQ PRESARIO...so now i m on business in the net...so u can hantam me anytime u wish....so keep them coming....i hope i could enlighten as many people here as possible so that my humble words could make a difference in their lives.....GONG XI FA CAI EVERYONE!!!
ps. i used my platinum amex card given by my gof to sign for the pc set....will be visiting him tmr and let him know....maybe pay him on the spot...kena 4D what...so advance to him first lah although the bill will come at the end of the mth....pai seh...;9)
lauhankoo is behaving very well this entire weeks prior to the chinese new year. not a squabbling heard. things r really peaceful. then on last saturday, he striked lottery....good for him! and on sunday, mamalee and me striked lottery too! :)
then today, i noticed the blue black patch on his eye and cheek are fading. i feel apprehensive again. it's like those marks are there to remind him about his daily mischiefs around the house....u know like a talisman to held back his evils.....and now it's gradually dissipating.
worst, today my 2 brother-in-laws came and we gambled. the poor lauhankoo ended up the biggest loser of about $600. guess he lost his 4D winnings too and my fat angpow. and u know once there's no money in his wallet, he would enthusiastically stir up the tiniest fault and create a mountain of headaches for me and mamalee again...goodness! fire power could be sensed by me already floating in the air.
i warned mamalee to be more cautious about her words and actions lest she gave him a chance to find fault and start some foolish quarrelling again....shit! when will all these end?.....
but if anything that happens, i told mamalee not to let my ting tong brother carrot lee knows about it....this crazy fella sure would send the bloody lauhankoo to hell....he's not as patient and tolerant like me.....very sad...another drastic stormy upheaval for me is coming soon...pls say or chant a peace prayer for me.....;9(.......ornitoufo
actually i dun want to wash my family dirty laundries in public...and paste my face with shits....but i think...if people here read it and they r of the same lhk calibre, they may awake from their follies and realise the pains and the uncalled sufferings they cause to their families .....and hopefully they would change for the better.....but i think this is much easier said than done....if everyone can take stock of what nonsenses they ve been creating in their lives that badly after those around them, this world would be a happier place to live in......
i striked lottery again...and i went to buy a brand new COMPAQ PRESARIO...so now i m on business in the net...so u can hantam me anytime u wish....so keep them coming....i hope i could enlighten as many people here as possible so that my humble words could make a difference in their lives.....GONG XI FA CAI EVERYONE!!!
ps. i used my platinum amex card given by my gof to sign for the pc set....will be visiting him tmr and let him know....maybe pay him on the spot...kena 4D what...so advance to him first lah although the bill will come at the end of the mth....pai seh...;9)
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Monday, January 23, 2006
THE DAY I HANTAM MY LAU HAN KOO...
i was furious yesterday. very very furious....
in the beginning, lau han koo - my devlish old man - threw away many years of guitar books collections......songs suitable with guitar accompaniment with plucking patterns....popular and melodious songs that can be plucked by the guitar....very very nice soothing songs....all thrown away by the bloody lau han koo without asking me.....just threw every books that i had paintstakingly collected since i was in secondary school.
this i already tolerated him. i was weeping and my heart really aches from my uncalled for losses.....
yesterday he repeated his nasty action. he threw away my RICHARD MARX CASSETTES...my very favorite songs by richard....RIGHT HERE WAITING, I WILL BE UR MAN.....etc...hell! i was very very furious with the bloody lau han koo.
i questioned him sternly and fiercefully. he intimidated back and challenged me to a fight. he removed his specs and lung at me, throwing a right and a left. i blocked off. before he could give another right, i returned him with a swift and strong right hook across his cheek. he retaliated. i blocked and showered him with another few more blows hitting him face, belly and everywhere.....he grimmaced in pain and rush to the kitchen.
i was left wondering what the hell he was doing for quite sometime i was left alone in my room......out of curiousty, i went to the kitchen to see what was he up too.
oh my god! han koo was searching in his toolbox. to my horror, i saw him found a big spanner. immediately i pounced on him holding his right hand with the threatening spanner.
just then, my monster maid came in and screamed for mamalee. she was here in a flash. she helped me to held han koo's hand and pushed me aside. my maid pulled me away to my next hdb unit and pleaded me to refrain from clashing again with han koo.
by then bloody lau han koo was really a bloodied lan han koo. his nostrils was bleeding from my socking. my arms was dripped with his blood too.....it was really very sad this happened cos yesterday mamalee just prepared the chinese new year re-union dinner with tonnes of food on the table....
when all the siblings came in advance because of our fight to pacify helplessly with lau han koo. of course to no avail........and most lost their appetitie. what a pity! the whole day trouble of mamalee went to waste.
that wasn't the end.....all the siblings was advising lau han koo to wake up from all his nonsense. and the very funny part was nobody sympathised with him even though he was bleeding profusely from the nose. they sided me and that drove han koo even madder. he threatened to call the police.
the lot of my siblings challenged him to saying it was he was started the fight...and poor me was just defending myself even though i wasn't even scratched...pai seh....:(
gradually the bleeding stopped. he cooled down for the time being.....and the bunch dismissed and returned homes.....all for the time being was peaceful and quietened...at least for the time being....
this morning, i woke and mamalee looked liked a panda with darken eyes. she revealed to me almost in tears that yesterday at around 3 am in the morning, han koo went to harrass by kiching and banging her bedroom door. he slept in another room...mamalee said she was very scared and if she had a phone with her, she would have called the police....this bloody lau han koo....still hasn't learn a thing...still as irritating as ever...
next time, he won't be speaking to me any more. he would be talking to me fists......;9(....very sad....so close to chinese new year and on reunion night....he couldn't even cease to give the family hell......:(
From: aussiebiz 16:45
To: leetahsar 941 of 945
83628.941 in reply to 83628.940
tahsar brother, sorry to learnt about the ugly episode you had with lauhankoo. I thot after your last post about getting all the his favourite food, it appeared to me dat you and him had finally make peace. No matter what, I know it is easier said than done, do not lay your hands on him. You will be on the losing end if you do. I won't want to deliberate on this, but trust me this will be the result if you hit him. CNY is just few days away and I do pray you will have peace with him.
From: leetahsar 17:14
To: aussiebiz 942 of 945
83628.942 in reply to 83628.941
thx aussieb. no one sympathises with him when i hantam him. all of them sided me...and he wanted me to hand him the flat lease so that he can transfer into his name...my mum told him even if i accede to him, she would object vehemently.
now mamalee decided to divorce him....only after his wound and blue black healed just to save me the complication just in case. i told her the earlier she decides to leave him, the better....if not there is no end to all our headaches.....
it's either divorce and each goes our separate ways or he dies cock standing....the latter is more likely to happen.
LATEST NEW: He got another new spider spirit called my god! CHWEE HONG....bless u my dear father....bless u! :9S
From: tsr111 17:23
To: leetahsar 943 of 945
83628.943 in reply to 83628.940
I'm on-line now, giving my views on some issues of our state. Read u'r msg on what happened. got my attention. just wondering, what is lau han koo and mamalee is u'r mother?
I thought u said before on some earlier post, that u are living alone as u are old, but have rented out a room to a tenant who was taking advantage of u'r kindness? But now u state there is a lau han koo and a mamalee and even a maid living with u. full house.
p.s. sorry if I am intruding.
MY REPLY:
thx for ur interests.
i ve 2 adjoining flats. one in my name; the other lau han koo.
and this incident happened means i ve fail miserably in the test set by the bloody lau han koo...i hit him real bad. he's now nursing a blue black eye and a sore nose.
and the whole shit had to happen on our CNY REUNION dinner night.
the sisters had asked him to stay and enjoy himself in haaydai. they would send him the monthly and increased allowance saying that there were so much peace and happiness when he isn't around....
and mamalee is hopefully decided on divorce proceeding against him...but knowing my softie mum....she would sure change her mnd in the last minute...and for me...what to do? bear lor and continue to tolerate and see if i could pass the next step....which i think i may just leave my fists do the talking with the very unreasonable lau han! chui guo chui guo to me....
i was furious yesterday. very very furious....
in the beginning, lau han koo - my devlish old man - threw away many years of guitar books collections......songs suitable with guitar accompaniment with plucking patterns....popular and melodious songs that can be plucked by the guitar....very very nice soothing songs....all thrown away by the bloody lau han koo without asking me.....just threw every books that i had paintstakingly collected since i was in secondary school.
this i already tolerated him. i was weeping and my heart really aches from my uncalled for losses.....
yesterday he repeated his nasty action. he threw away my RICHARD MARX CASSETTES...my very favorite songs by richard....RIGHT HERE WAITING, I WILL BE UR MAN.....etc...hell! i was very very furious with the bloody lau han koo.
i questioned him sternly and fiercefully. he intimidated back and challenged me to a fight. he removed his specs and lung at me, throwing a right and a left. i blocked off. before he could give another right, i returned him with a swift and strong right hook across his cheek. he retaliated. i blocked and showered him with another few more blows hitting him face, belly and everywhere.....he grimmaced in pain and rush to the kitchen.
i was left wondering what the hell he was doing for quite sometime i was left alone in my room......out of curiousty, i went to the kitchen to see what was he up too.
oh my god! han koo was searching in his toolbox. to my horror, i saw him found a big spanner. immediately i pounced on him holding his right hand with the threatening spanner.
just then, my monster maid came in and screamed for mamalee. she was here in a flash. she helped me to held han koo's hand and pushed me aside. my maid pulled me away to my next hdb unit and pleaded me to refrain from clashing again with han koo.
by then bloody lau han koo was really a bloodied lan han koo. his nostrils was bleeding from my socking. my arms was dripped with his blood too.....it was really very sad this happened cos yesterday mamalee just prepared the chinese new year re-union dinner with tonnes of food on the table....
when all the siblings came in advance because of our fight to pacify helplessly with lau han koo. of course to no avail........and most lost their appetitie. what a pity! the whole day trouble of mamalee went to waste.
that wasn't the end.....all the siblings was advising lau han koo to wake up from all his nonsense. and the very funny part was nobody sympathised with him even though he was bleeding profusely from the nose. they sided me and that drove han koo even madder. he threatened to call the police.
the lot of my siblings challenged him to saying it was he was started the fight...and poor me was just defending myself even though i wasn't even scratched...pai seh....:(
gradually the bleeding stopped. he cooled down for the time being.....and the bunch dismissed and returned homes.....all for the time being was peaceful and quietened...at least for the time being....
this morning, i woke and mamalee looked liked a panda with darken eyes. she revealed to me almost in tears that yesterday at around 3 am in the morning, han koo went to harrass by kiching and banging her bedroom door. he slept in another room...mamalee said she was very scared and if she had a phone with her, she would have called the police....this bloody lau han koo....still hasn't learn a thing...still as irritating as ever...
next time, he won't be speaking to me any more. he would be talking to me fists......;9(....very sad....so close to chinese new year and on reunion night....he couldn't even cease to give the family hell......:(
From: aussiebiz 16:45
To: leetahsar 941 of 945
83628.941 in reply to 83628.940
tahsar brother, sorry to learnt about the ugly episode you had with lauhankoo. I thot after your last post about getting all the his favourite food, it appeared to me dat you and him had finally make peace. No matter what, I know it is easier said than done, do not lay your hands on him. You will be on the losing end if you do. I won't want to deliberate on this, but trust me this will be the result if you hit him. CNY is just few days away and I do pray you will have peace with him.
From: leetahsar 17:14
To: aussiebiz 942 of 945
83628.942 in reply to 83628.941
thx aussieb. no one sympathises with him when i hantam him. all of them sided me...and he wanted me to hand him the flat lease so that he can transfer into his name...my mum told him even if i accede to him, she would object vehemently.
now mamalee decided to divorce him....only after his wound and blue black healed just to save me the complication just in case. i told her the earlier she decides to leave him, the better....if not there is no end to all our headaches.....
it's either divorce and each goes our separate ways or he dies cock standing....the latter is more likely to happen.
LATEST NEW: He got another new spider spirit called my god! CHWEE HONG....bless u my dear father....bless u! :9S
From: tsr111 17:23
To: leetahsar 943 of 945
83628.943 in reply to 83628.940
I'm on-line now, giving my views on some issues of our state. Read u'r msg on what happened. got my attention. just wondering, what is lau han koo and mamalee is u'r mother?
I thought u said before on some earlier post, that u are living alone as u are old, but have rented out a room to a tenant who was taking advantage of u'r kindness? But now u state there is a lau han koo and a mamalee and even a maid living with u. full house.
p.s. sorry if I am intruding.
MY REPLY:
thx for ur interests.
i ve 2 adjoining flats. one in my name; the other lau han koo.
and this incident happened means i ve fail miserably in the test set by the bloody lau han koo...i hit him real bad. he's now nursing a blue black eye and a sore nose.
and the whole shit had to happen on our CNY REUNION dinner night.
the sisters had asked him to stay and enjoy himself in haaydai. they would send him the monthly and increased allowance saying that there were so much peace and happiness when he isn't around....
and mamalee is hopefully decided on divorce proceeding against him...but knowing my softie mum....she would sure change her mnd in the last minute...and for me...what to do? bear lor and continue to tolerate and see if i could pass the next step....which i think i may just leave my fists do the talking with the very unreasonable lau han! chui guo chui guo to me....
From: postnew 18-Jan 11:57
To: leetahsar 836 of 945
83628.836 in reply to 83628.833
goto Genting , play jackpot, go to Macau also jackpot, why u always waste money on jackpots ? Wake up your idea and don't waste your 15k on jackpots.
my reply to him:
au contrarie. those who "play" are the HOPELESS one.....u dun forget: i got a very fleas infested bloodhound lau han koo as my old man...so all these nonsense, i know better than anyone......
and why u think young supposingly healthy sinkie chap after the "playing" suffers from the lusty seed he sowed....he ends up dead from AIDS!...and who else suffer along with him....the wifey...if lucky she won't be infected. if sway, then it's also game over for her...then what about his children...his parents...his friends...and all those maybe mei mei spider spirits he gunned down with his infected AIDS sperm missiles...they will definitely get infected...and the evil just spreads wider......
and dear boy....that's ur effect for ur "playing"....only the weak minds play. the strong one enjoys the scenery, the human warm there, the food, the culture......etc...all the good things that we can't find at home. if not, why travel so far? to play and get AIDS, is it? so foolish...
now u know the meaning why i said people choose suffering over blissfulness....they get aids, they have themselve to blame....not the chickens who gave him the aids....not his friends who brought him to the chickens...it's he himself....
if a cow doesn't drink the water, no one can force him to..... chui guo chui guo......
cos hor...in a casino, jackpot is the cheapest to gamble...normally i win. in genting, i chose the cheapest 2c jackpot....and hell! cos it was so cheap...u forget that it's still money....i won in the first place like MR300...but u know it was still so early and what r u suppose to do in genting? u gamble...and me played safe...and thought i was damn clever...went for the cheapest 2c jackpot...and kept hoping to hit the 15 free rolls game....and shit! before u knew it....MR500 down the drain....
they have removed KENO...if not, normally i win just by buying $1 ticket...i already won a couple of rounds 2nd prize...came so close to the jackpot of 35k...but in the end, i got a few 3.5k .....11#s...and i got all 10. a few times already...if not a few hundreds were also very easy for me...me a blessed lucky goon...
now apply this to our future IRS. how many non gamblers like me are going to be unwittingly crushed pain pain? me lucky....i still got my por lor mi wisdom intact....the others whose mind are like candle flickering in the wind....the wind gets too strong only, mati....they die with it....how many families going to be ruined....ALL THANKS TO THE EVIL SEED BEING NOW SOWN BY THIS CLUELESS garment of us...the paps are hopelessly detached and denied from the suffering of sinkies....they only care for their own pockets...u die, ur business! that sadly look more like their motto now...sad. ;9(
From: postnew 18-Jan 15:38
To: leetahsar 868 of 945
83628.868 in reply to 83628.860
after u really become a monk, will u still call your father 'lau han koon ' ?
From: leetahsar 18-Jan 16:07
To: postnew 872 of 945
83628.872 in reply to 83628.868
when the day comes that i become a monk...he's no longer my father...cos i would have detached myself and adhere fully to buddhism...he would be another a sentient being hopefully i could enlighten...if not alive...then maybe in death ....in hell...i will meet and enlighten him there to bring forth his buddha nature within...so that he won't have to suffer anymore or causes others around him to suffer along with him....chui guo chui guo....
I AM A GOLDEN VIRGIN
guys, guys....me a pure mint form golden virgin...give me another 10yrs....i shall definitely turn into a diamond virge....
not easy hor....the temptations...the mei meis...the hunks aiming at...my god!....i dunno why.
ladies fall in luv so easily with me...aunties especially..and even little girls...and young girls...i once went to teach in a sec school...and instead of listening and observing my hands on practical in gardening...there was this very pretty teenage girl...u know what? she was secretly sketching me and when the lesson over...she passed me the drawing....and wrote inside...MY FAVOURITE ECA SIR....goodness! so touching...er...cannot say i wish i could give her a kiss!..sure kena one u know...hahahaha...
there was a time i was engaged to teach a bunch of very rich kids....more like spoilt brats...but the whole bunch in my hand...melted like butter...all very attentive when i taught. and the good thing was i was paid $200/ day with damn good makan and drinks provided. this was actually a week holiday science camp initiated by the ex-mp seet ai mei...shiok man! the fun of teaching those kids...and bringing them to places...all transport provided...expensive places u know like the zoo, the birdpark, sentosa seaworld...and the free entrance one too like botanic gardens and bt timah hills - both my territories...very very interesting.
and hell! guys too also fall in love with me....i was accosted several times when i swim....and of course i was flattered and told those male spider spirits...of all thing...- i am a "monk" in training...and they respected me for that....so er...ok hor ended up as friends...i mean...gays are also people what....me no prejudice..... friends only hor...mutual respect platonic pals.....ornitoufo...
i dunno how to explain...but this mei meis, spider spirits...and even the male version, they are attracted to me....i am like a magnet u know...i also dunno what they see in me...i m just a stupid cute cute chubby specky goon....maybe of my electric gazing eyes...in my horticultural training....the girls always would like to speak to me....they even called themselves my "lst wife", 2nd wife and a 3rd wife....and even a ahneh guy also so interested in me ...and also addressed me as "darling"....i mean ok lor...me also a joker what...so i darling him back....hahaha...
maybe people never expects me to react what they anticipated....and that make them the more to want to get closer to me.....so u see, it's my goonie character. my easy going fashion....i can just talk to anyone be it rich or poor....healthy or sick...so easily...maybe that's my gift....the gift to sense their inner feelings.
even my bloody lau han koo...i sense his suffering within too. i like to help him...but the only way that can make him happy is to give money to him...then he can go havoc longer...
and pai seh....today i strike lottery again...yes pai seh again. 2nd prize 3959 chun chun. 2B...and got 2k. my lau han koo knew about it and my goodness! today he treated me like some respected big shot...so so courteous to me....i know, i know. he was hoping i give him some commission....but u know what...i gave him a dressing down.
instead i went buy grocery and bought all his favorite expensive food...salmon, steak, lamb chop, sausages...etc...he loves meat. so i think this way better then give him the dough and off he goes firing his sperms missiles in haaydai spider spirits again...i m unwittingly prolonging his life...and *sigh* extending my mamalee's suffering....chui guo chui guo
To: leetahsar 836 of 945
83628.836 in reply to 83628.833
goto Genting , play jackpot, go to Macau also jackpot, why u always waste money on jackpots ? Wake up your idea and don't waste your 15k on jackpots.
my reply to him:
au contrarie. those who "play" are the HOPELESS one.....u dun forget: i got a very fleas infested bloodhound lau han koo as my old man...so all these nonsense, i know better than anyone......
and why u think young supposingly healthy sinkie chap after the "playing" suffers from the lusty seed he sowed....he ends up dead from AIDS!...and who else suffer along with him....the wifey...if lucky she won't be infected. if sway, then it's also game over for her...then what about his children...his parents...his friends...and all those maybe mei mei spider spirits he gunned down with his infected AIDS sperm missiles...they will definitely get infected...and the evil just spreads wider......
and dear boy....that's ur effect for ur "playing"....only the weak minds play. the strong one enjoys the scenery, the human warm there, the food, the culture......etc...all the good things that we can't find at home. if not, why travel so far? to play and get AIDS, is it? so foolish...
now u know the meaning why i said people choose suffering over blissfulness....they get aids, they have themselve to blame....not the chickens who gave him the aids....not his friends who brought him to the chickens...it's he himself....
if a cow doesn't drink the water, no one can force him to..... chui guo chui guo......
cos hor...in a casino, jackpot is the cheapest to gamble...normally i win. in genting, i chose the cheapest 2c jackpot....and hell! cos it was so cheap...u forget that it's still money....i won in the first place like MR300...but u know it was still so early and what r u suppose to do in genting? u gamble...and me played safe...and thought i was damn clever...went for the cheapest 2c jackpot...and kept hoping to hit the 15 free rolls game....and shit! before u knew it....MR500 down the drain....
they have removed KENO...if not, normally i win just by buying $1 ticket...i already won a couple of rounds 2nd prize...came so close to the jackpot of 35k...but in the end, i got a few 3.5k .....11#s...and i got all 10. a few times already...if not a few hundreds were also very easy for me...me a blessed lucky goon...
now apply this to our future IRS. how many non gamblers like me are going to be unwittingly crushed pain pain? me lucky....i still got my por lor mi wisdom intact....the others whose mind are like candle flickering in the wind....the wind gets too strong only, mati....they die with it....how many families going to be ruined....ALL THANKS TO THE EVIL SEED BEING NOW SOWN BY THIS CLUELESS garment of us...the paps are hopelessly detached and denied from the suffering of sinkies....they only care for their own pockets...u die, ur business! that sadly look more like their motto now...sad. ;9(
From: postnew 18-Jan 15:38
To: leetahsar 868 of 945
83628.868 in reply to 83628.860
after u really become a monk, will u still call your father 'lau han koon ' ?
From: leetahsar 18-Jan 16:07
To: postnew 872 of 945
83628.872 in reply to 83628.868
when the day comes that i become a monk...he's no longer my father...cos i would have detached myself and adhere fully to buddhism...he would be another a sentient being hopefully i could enlighten...if not alive...then maybe in death ....in hell...i will meet and enlighten him there to bring forth his buddha nature within...so that he won't have to suffer anymore or causes others around him to suffer along with him....chui guo chui guo....
I AM A GOLDEN VIRGIN
guys, guys....me a pure mint form golden virgin...give me another 10yrs....i shall definitely turn into a diamond virge....
not easy hor....the temptations...the mei meis...the hunks aiming at...my god!....i dunno why.
ladies fall in luv so easily with me...aunties especially..and even little girls...and young girls...i once went to teach in a sec school...and instead of listening and observing my hands on practical in gardening...there was this very pretty teenage girl...u know what? she was secretly sketching me and when the lesson over...she passed me the drawing....and wrote inside...MY FAVOURITE ECA SIR....goodness! so touching...er...cannot say i wish i could give her a kiss!..sure kena one u know...hahahaha...
there was a time i was engaged to teach a bunch of very rich kids....more like spoilt brats...but the whole bunch in my hand...melted like butter...all very attentive when i taught. and the good thing was i was paid $200/ day with damn good makan and drinks provided. this was actually a week holiday science camp initiated by the ex-mp seet ai mei...shiok man! the fun of teaching those kids...and bringing them to places...all transport provided...expensive places u know like the zoo, the birdpark, sentosa seaworld...and the free entrance one too like botanic gardens and bt timah hills - both my territories...very very interesting.
and hell! guys too also fall in love with me....i was accosted several times when i swim....and of course i was flattered and told those male spider spirits...of all thing...- i am a "monk" in training...and they respected me for that....so er...ok hor ended up as friends...i mean...gays are also people what....me no prejudice..... friends only hor...mutual respect platonic pals.....ornitoufo...
i dunno how to explain...but this mei meis, spider spirits...and even the male version, they are attracted to me....i am like a magnet u know...i also dunno what they see in me...i m just a stupid cute cute chubby specky goon....maybe of my electric gazing eyes...in my horticultural training....the girls always would like to speak to me....they even called themselves my "lst wife", 2nd wife and a 3rd wife....and even a ahneh guy also so interested in me ...and also addressed me as "darling"....i mean ok lor...me also a joker what...so i darling him back....hahaha...
maybe people never expects me to react what they anticipated....and that make them the more to want to get closer to me.....so u see, it's my goonie character. my easy going fashion....i can just talk to anyone be it rich or poor....healthy or sick...so easily...maybe that's my gift....the gift to sense their inner feelings.
even my bloody lau han koo...i sense his suffering within too. i like to help him...but the only way that can make him happy is to give money to him...then he can go havoc longer...
and pai seh....today i strike lottery again...yes pai seh again. 2nd prize 3959 chun chun. 2B...and got 2k. my lau han koo knew about it and my goodness! today he treated me like some respected big shot...so so courteous to me....i know, i know. he was hoping i give him some commission....but u know what...i gave him a dressing down.
instead i went buy grocery and bought all his favorite expensive food...salmon, steak, lamb chop, sausages...etc...he loves meat. so i think this way better then give him the dough and off he goes firing his sperms missiles in haaydai spider spirits again...i m unwittingly prolonging his life...and *sigh* extending my mamalee's suffering....chui guo chui guo
HOW I MAINTAIN MY VIRGINITY
there were so many chances i could ve lost it. when i was in MACAU, i was accosted by damn chio mei mei spider spirits who came bothering when i was winning so many coins in the jackpot machine. "ge ge, u lonely? me got room upstair.....can come up to play with me?" the mei mei s.s would start.
i was in a jackpot winning streak, of course, i told her sorry...go play herself. after she left, hell! it was sway(unlucky) ka par cheng....lost every damn dime!
then again while i was in holland. i went to look at those "goldfish bowl" within housed a very sexy whore doing all the very sensual enticing movements.
if u r interested, u bang at the door. she opens and both of u negotiate the price. if right, then u entered and the curtain will be drawn and then u start ur humping.
the most sinful i did there was went for the peep-show. almost bought ticket for the live floor show. but hell! the ticket was freaking expensive. so i stuck to my peephole show and kept dropping in coins to continue watching the live performance but only through a peephole.
and then in the holland hotel - HOTEL IBIS - i still remembered when the clock hit 11pm, there would be blue films on the tv. no joke! the whole night, blue flims after blue flims.....i watched until i fell asleep.
very fun my HOLLAND trip. some more it was partially sponsored by a local nursery who sent me there as their representative. and the attention showered on me by the plants suppliers was really amazing....maybe i write this as one of my story....I LOVE HOLLLAND....
then again, my next trip to hk. one of my very teeko hkie pal....no no not my best hk pal...another one....me got plenty there...the whole MONGKOK POLICE CLUB police ....most of them know me......i stayed there a couple of times and each time it was like almost a month with my best hk pal's family whose wife was the chief chai por there or the boss policewoman...they had a very large living quarter with 4 bedrooms...so 1 was a guest room specially reserved for me.....so pai seh.
ok...this bloody gutless teeko hk pal brought me to MACAU again. and hell! he brought me to a GOLDFISH BOWL. There u get to view all the naked ladies carrying a number outside a glass enclosure. all this mei meis would sit and pose sexily smiling, waving and sending flying kisses at u....
my god! the rate was really cheap...i dunno that was what the hk teeko told me and asked me wanna try...so i told him - a married man - "u go n try, i go outside and wander around...at certain time i come here to meet u again. dun worry, i won't tell ur very fierce wife or ur mum about it..." his mum loved me....why? cos this joker when he was sent over here for horticultural training after my best hk pal, nearly died. i saved his life.....this would be another very interesting story.....THE DAY I SAVED A HONGKIE'S LIFE.....i was a male missy in training before i seconded into plants training....so basic first aid is sap sap water to me.....
so whenever i was in hk, his mum would belanja me big time....it was also the first time i ever tried mini abalone....i told my best hk pal about the mini abalone...he damn wicked and laughed...."ya...next time ask her to belanja her personal MINI ABALONE to u...hahahaha!" damn bad this fella!
and now i just realise my depressed and deprived hunk male pal who always asks me to accompany him to trips to remote islands.....suddenly it dawns onto me....hell! this married joker might be aiming at my blackhole most of the time....why only he calls me...and not anybody else...not even his wifey....why hah? and my last trip with him nearly broke my shiny moon and my virgin curse....hahahaha....
and my more recent one was to TAIWAN in last march. ooh! JUST LOVE TAIWAN.....the food, the friendly people and best...the way i spoke hokkien and the way they reciprocrated in their slang taiwanese hokkien...very shiok u know!
my fondest memories was the warm human touch at HUA HUA FLOWER HOTEL....the ah pek there so friendly and helpful. this blur sotong asked him how to get to XIMENTING...and he gleefully guided me through like 3 alleys. he also reminded me to carry an umbrella which he volutarily took from the hotel to lend it to me. it was drizzling ...and then walked me to almost reaching the place...then i thanked him. he smiled and happily walked all the way back to the hotel.....so touching. can we get this sort of warm service here in sinkietown? NO WAY MAN!
i luv to visit TAIWAN again...but this time to look for my taiwanese bunch of good buddies....lost all their contacts...shit! i intend to stay longer......i just got my 15k prize money which is still warm in my pocket...:) and among them is this very horny guy.....very interesting...but very teeko....he rubs girls...and he always rubs me too from the behind...very irritating...but very funny chap....all his blain juices are at his dickhead. his mind is an air head.
......there are many many more....i love to travel. and normally i do it alone. very troublesome if i had company cos my action is very impromptu and very fast one....no dilly dally business. on the word GO - I BUZZ OFF!
would u all love to hear my zany travelogue tales?....buy tickets hor.....
there were so many chances i could ve lost it. when i was in MACAU, i was accosted by damn chio mei mei spider spirits who came bothering when i was winning so many coins in the jackpot machine. "ge ge, u lonely? me got room upstair.....can come up to play with me?" the mei mei s.s would start.
i was in a jackpot winning streak, of course, i told her sorry...go play herself. after she left, hell! it was sway(unlucky) ka par cheng....lost every damn dime!
then again while i was in holland. i went to look at those "goldfish bowl" within housed a very sexy whore doing all the very sensual enticing movements.
if u r interested, u bang at the door. she opens and both of u negotiate the price. if right, then u entered and the curtain will be drawn and then u start ur humping.
the most sinful i did there was went for the peep-show. almost bought ticket for the live floor show. but hell! the ticket was freaking expensive. so i stuck to my peephole show and kept dropping in coins to continue watching the live performance but only through a peephole.
and then in the holland hotel - HOTEL IBIS - i still remembered when the clock hit 11pm, there would be blue films on the tv. no joke! the whole night, blue flims after blue flims.....i watched until i fell asleep.
very fun my HOLLAND trip. some more it was partially sponsored by a local nursery who sent me there as their representative. and the attention showered on me by the plants suppliers was really amazing....maybe i write this as one of my story....I LOVE HOLLLAND....
then again, my next trip to hk. one of my very teeko hkie pal....no no not my best hk pal...another one....me got plenty there...the whole MONGKOK POLICE CLUB police ....most of them know me......i stayed there a couple of times and each time it was like almost a month with my best hk pal's family whose wife was the chief chai por there or the boss policewoman...they had a very large living quarter with 4 bedrooms...so 1 was a guest room specially reserved for me.....so pai seh.
ok...this bloody gutless teeko hk pal brought me to MACAU again. and hell! he brought me to a GOLDFISH BOWL. There u get to view all the naked ladies carrying a number outside a glass enclosure. all this mei meis would sit and pose sexily smiling, waving and sending flying kisses at u....
my god! the rate was really cheap...i dunno that was what the hk teeko told me and asked me wanna try...so i told him - a married man - "u go n try, i go outside and wander around...at certain time i come here to meet u again. dun worry, i won't tell ur very fierce wife or ur mum about it..." his mum loved me....why? cos this joker when he was sent over here for horticultural training after my best hk pal, nearly died. i saved his life.....this would be another very interesting story.....THE DAY I SAVED A HONGKIE'S LIFE.....i was a male missy in training before i seconded into plants training....so basic first aid is sap sap water to me.....
so whenever i was in hk, his mum would belanja me big time....it was also the first time i ever tried mini abalone....i told my best hk pal about the mini abalone...he damn wicked and laughed...."ya...next time ask her to belanja her personal MINI ABALONE to u...hahahaha!" damn bad this fella!
and now i just realise my depressed and deprived hunk male pal who always asks me to accompany him to trips to remote islands.....suddenly it dawns onto me....hell! this married joker might be aiming at my blackhole most of the time....why only he calls me...and not anybody else...not even his wifey....why hah? and my last trip with him nearly broke my shiny moon and my virgin curse....hahahaha....
and my more recent one was to TAIWAN in last march. ooh! JUST LOVE TAIWAN.....the food, the friendly people and best...the way i spoke hokkien and the way they reciprocrated in their slang taiwanese hokkien...very shiok u know!
my fondest memories was the warm human touch at HUA HUA FLOWER HOTEL....the ah pek there so friendly and helpful. this blur sotong asked him how to get to XIMENTING...and he gleefully guided me through like 3 alleys. he also reminded me to carry an umbrella which he volutarily took from the hotel to lend it to me. it was drizzling ...and then walked me to almost reaching the place...then i thanked him. he smiled and happily walked all the way back to the hotel.....so touching. can we get this sort of warm service here in sinkietown? NO WAY MAN!
i luv to visit TAIWAN again...but this time to look for my taiwanese bunch of good buddies....lost all their contacts...shit! i intend to stay longer......i just got my 15k prize money which is still warm in my pocket...:) and among them is this very horny guy.....very interesting...but very teeko....he rubs girls...and he always rubs me too from the behind...very irritating...but very funny chap....all his blain juices are at his dickhead. his mind is an air head.
......there are many many more....i love to travel. and normally i do it alone. very troublesome if i had company cos my action is very impromptu and very fast one....no dilly dally business. on the word GO - I BUZZ OFF!
would u all love to hear my zany travelogue tales?....buy tickets hor.....
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
From: PAPsmearer 15:28
To: leetahsar 781 of 797
83628.781 in reply to 83628.1
I think we are maybe from the same age group. I have not read thru all the replies, but some points..........
- Golly (marbles)- Must play with it every day. small colours ones and the big white ones. Draw a circle in the sand and shot golly into it to hit out and win other marbles.
- Don't forget, Longkang also got the occasional catfish. Bloody well stay out of their way. Don't want to get bitten. I love running in the longkang. On a hot day, its cooling on your legs. I remember sometimes got detergent in the longkang but did in not think too much of it at that time.
- Longkang guppies good for feeding turtles and arowanas.
- I also flew my share of fighting kites, but not too successful.
- Fighting spiders. That was the best. Must catch the ones with the red legs and than put into a matchbox, and feed it with dead flies, Than bring it to school and fight spiders in the classroom with my buddies. Shiok.
I used to live by Tampines fishing pond. That was the best. The whole front yard was dirt, with chicken running around. I used to go for chinese tuition there and than play football outside with a small plastic ball. I remember every day must sweep the living room because of all the dust draged in. Thanks for triggering the memories.
From: leetahsar 15:38
To: PAPsmearer unread 782 of 797
83628.782 in reply to 83628.781
thanks for sharing ur childhood memories....yes those are the days....and i think now the kids dun have a chance to experience what we did...so simple and plain fun....
but actually i wanted to thank u for steering me back into my main theme here...which is about my "UPHEAVALS" that unwittingly turned into a battle of words for religion.....
i think i will just have to let aum koon wins all...and cease this foolish explanation...no point using all my blain juice when someone already decided what's he thinks is the ultimate truth....so i better save my breathe and maybe continue my next story.....MY FATTIE JAPANESE KYOTO GF....
PLAYING GOLLIES AND FLYING LAYANGS
speaking of playing golly....we had 2 types: the glass ones and the cement one. the glass ones, we lined them up in a straight line. then like from 10 ft away we rolled our goondu(the chief marble was called a goondu...not me). and if the marble hit the lst one, then all those in line would be won over.
next the cement ones...to enable the cement one to be really hard and formidable, we put it in a tin can with an attached string and threw it into the shit pool of the public lavatory and let it stayed there for a month or even longer. then we retrieve the stinking ball, washed and wahla! a super hardened up formidable marble which we used to crush our opponent's marble.
we dug a small hole in the ground and used that as a "home" to start our gollies hantam game and see whose marble get smashed into pieces....normally the shit soaked one survived and destroyed many other non shit soaked one....very fun...and the marble like only cost 10c to 30c each for the cement type...and like 10c for 10 glass type...
the fighting kites, yes that one also brings back painful memory of cut fingers. cousin peelepian being the nginn na tao...kid chief would smashed some glass into powder and melt it over a hugh flame in a tin container. then he would smear the gluey glass over plain thread. this plain thread now was very deadly sharp. u fight kite with him, sure ur strings would get cut off...and hell, it cut my skins many part slit too...ouch! and fingers...ouch! ouch!...and so we actually got to wear a glove to manipulate this very wickedly transformed thread tied to our layang (Kite)....
cousin peeleepian was amazing. he made his own fantastic super fly high type of layang using of all things...coconut sticks which he would climb a coconut tree and chop down a whole frond. then painstakingly, he sliced off the leaves leaving only the main stick which he used as the bone structure for his super high flying layang made from plain tracing paper and home-cooked glue from starch powder....then he painted the paper with his creative artistic threatening picture...and off we went flying and fighting our kites...of course, he made a very can fly simple one for me and the rest of the younger cousins.....
we had so much fun...and dun even had to spend much money...all self made toys...cousin peeleepian was such innovative genius in making all these original fun toys from whatever materials he could gather...so resourcesful this joker...who unwittingly ended up now as a of all job...a pastor of FCBC. a missionary some more....my goodness!
THE THOUSAND ARMS & THOUSAND EYES GUANYIN.....
people misunderstand the true meaning of the guanyin with the thousands arms each embedded with an eye...therefore also thousand eyes.
it's a symbol to show the all seeing...guan and all hearing yin. meaning she sees and hears all ur problems. she feels ur pains...ur anguish...u sorrow....
and thousand arms means she's never too busy to help u if u call forth her name....u can chant:
OM MANI PADME HOM.... or
NAMO GUAN SHI YIN PUSA.....
just focus ur thought on the bodhisttava...and chant her name. then concentrate on her for the time being. forget about ur strife and trouble....u concentrate just on her.....and chant.
after u ve finished, u will find a certain peace bestowed onto u...that my dear brothers and sisters is the omnipresence of guanyin now with u...and u do not have to fear or feel sorrow any more....she's there with u to help u and guide u.....
ornitoufo.....
From: BabaEro11 17:14
To: leetahsar 787 of 797
83628.787 in reply to 83628.765
did your lauhumko return after firing sperm missiles?
From: leetahsar 17:28
To: BabaEro11 788 of 797
83628.788 in reply to 83628.787
ya he's here. few days ago challenged me to a fight accusing me that becos of my broadband internet, it spoiled his fax....of all the crazy thing he can find to create trouble....finally i arranged telecom technician to come repair. he explained to him that it was caused by the rain water seeping into the exterior wire connection...
that nite before he was really testing my patience...and kept taunting me to fight him...my god! over nothing...a wet phone line causing problem...and he blamed me as the cause...and threaten to smash up my pc, modem and everything...this bloody lau han koo....is my greatest spiritual trainer...i can tolerate this old fuck...i can definitely tolerate all those lame forummers here who try to agitate me but nevertheless fail too.....chui guo chui guo...
my anger and temper control was super...i amazed myself...and now i am super proud of myself for not arranging his face then.....;9)
and this morning his haaydai spider spirit called. he was so cute....like a guilty little boy and went hid in the toilet to answer the call...but i was outside and i heard all the goose pimpling conversation...
han koo...han koo when will u wake up from ur illusive spider spirit dreams....maybe when u gulp in ur last breathe...by then...my dear father u r already too late...for by then...u would be dead. ;9(
To: leetahsar 781 of 797
83628.781 in reply to 83628.1
I think we are maybe from the same age group. I have not read thru all the replies, but some points..........
- Golly (marbles)- Must play with it every day. small colours ones and the big white ones. Draw a circle in the sand and shot golly into it to hit out and win other marbles.
- Don't forget, Longkang also got the occasional catfish. Bloody well stay out of their way. Don't want to get bitten. I love running in the longkang. On a hot day, its cooling on your legs. I remember sometimes got detergent in the longkang but did in not think too much of it at that time.
- Longkang guppies good for feeding turtles and arowanas.
- I also flew my share of fighting kites, but not too successful.
- Fighting spiders. That was the best. Must catch the ones with the red legs and than put into a matchbox, and feed it with dead flies, Than bring it to school and fight spiders in the classroom with my buddies. Shiok.
I used to live by Tampines fishing pond. That was the best. The whole front yard was dirt, with chicken running around. I used to go for chinese tuition there and than play football outside with a small plastic ball. I remember every day must sweep the living room because of all the dust draged in. Thanks for triggering the memories.
From: leetahsar 15:38
To: PAPsmearer unread 782 of 797
83628.782 in reply to 83628.781
thanks for sharing ur childhood memories....yes those are the days....and i think now the kids dun have a chance to experience what we did...so simple and plain fun....
but actually i wanted to thank u for steering me back into my main theme here...which is about my "UPHEAVALS" that unwittingly turned into a battle of words for religion.....
i think i will just have to let aum koon wins all...and cease this foolish explanation...no point using all my blain juice when someone already decided what's he thinks is the ultimate truth....so i better save my breathe and maybe continue my next story.....MY FATTIE JAPANESE KYOTO GF....
PLAYING GOLLIES AND FLYING LAYANGS
speaking of playing golly....we had 2 types: the glass ones and the cement one. the glass ones, we lined them up in a straight line. then like from 10 ft away we rolled our goondu(the chief marble was called a goondu...not me). and if the marble hit the lst one, then all those in line would be won over.
next the cement ones...to enable the cement one to be really hard and formidable, we put it in a tin can with an attached string and threw it into the shit pool of the public lavatory and let it stayed there for a month or even longer. then we retrieve the stinking ball, washed and wahla! a super hardened up formidable marble which we used to crush our opponent's marble.
we dug a small hole in the ground and used that as a "home" to start our gollies hantam game and see whose marble get smashed into pieces....normally the shit soaked one survived and destroyed many other non shit soaked one....very fun...and the marble like only cost 10c to 30c each for the cement type...and like 10c for 10 glass type...
the fighting kites, yes that one also brings back painful memory of cut fingers. cousin peelepian being the nginn na tao...kid chief would smashed some glass into powder and melt it over a hugh flame in a tin container. then he would smear the gluey glass over plain thread. this plain thread now was very deadly sharp. u fight kite with him, sure ur strings would get cut off...and hell, it cut my skins many part slit too...ouch! and fingers...ouch! ouch!...and so we actually got to wear a glove to manipulate this very wickedly transformed thread tied to our layang (Kite)....
cousin peeleepian was amazing. he made his own fantastic super fly high type of layang using of all things...coconut sticks which he would climb a coconut tree and chop down a whole frond. then painstakingly, he sliced off the leaves leaving only the main stick which he used as the bone structure for his super high flying layang made from plain tracing paper and home-cooked glue from starch powder....then he painted the paper with his creative artistic threatening picture...and off we went flying and fighting our kites...of course, he made a very can fly simple one for me and the rest of the younger cousins.....
we had so much fun...and dun even had to spend much money...all self made toys...cousin peeleepian was such innovative genius in making all these original fun toys from whatever materials he could gather...so resourcesful this joker...who unwittingly ended up now as a of all job...a pastor of FCBC. a missionary some more....my goodness!
THE THOUSAND ARMS & THOUSAND EYES GUANYIN.....
people misunderstand the true meaning of the guanyin with the thousands arms each embedded with an eye...therefore also thousand eyes.
it's a symbol to show the all seeing...guan and all hearing yin. meaning she sees and hears all ur problems. she feels ur pains...ur anguish...u sorrow....
and thousand arms means she's never too busy to help u if u call forth her name....u can chant:
OM MANI PADME HOM.... or
NAMO GUAN SHI YIN PUSA.....
just focus ur thought on the bodhisttava...and chant her name. then concentrate on her for the time being. forget about ur strife and trouble....u concentrate just on her.....and chant.
after u ve finished, u will find a certain peace bestowed onto u...that my dear brothers and sisters is the omnipresence of guanyin now with u...and u do not have to fear or feel sorrow any more....she's there with u to help u and guide u.....
ornitoufo.....
From: BabaEro11 17:14
To: leetahsar 787 of 797
83628.787 in reply to 83628.765
did your lauhumko return after firing sperm missiles?
From: leetahsar 17:28
To: BabaEro11 788 of 797
83628.788 in reply to 83628.787
ya he's here. few days ago challenged me to a fight accusing me that becos of my broadband internet, it spoiled his fax....of all the crazy thing he can find to create trouble....finally i arranged telecom technician to come repair. he explained to him that it was caused by the rain water seeping into the exterior wire connection...
that nite before he was really testing my patience...and kept taunting me to fight him...my god! over nothing...a wet phone line causing problem...and he blamed me as the cause...and threaten to smash up my pc, modem and everything...this bloody lau han koo....is my greatest spiritual trainer...i can tolerate this old fuck...i can definitely tolerate all those lame forummers here who try to agitate me but nevertheless fail too.....chui guo chui guo...
my anger and temper control was super...i amazed myself...and now i am super proud of myself for not arranging his face then.....;9)
and this morning his haaydai spider spirit called. he was so cute....like a guilty little boy and went hid in the toilet to answer the call...but i was outside and i heard all the goose pimpling conversation...
han koo...han koo when will u wake up from ur illusive spider spirit dreams....maybe when u gulp in ur last breathe...by then...my dear father u r already too late...for by then...u would be dead. ;9(
THIS PIC WAS SENT BY POSTNEW....THIS IS SHI MIN YI, ABBOT OF FHC WHO WAS THE STAR ATTRACTION FOR THE LIVE CHARITY SHOW....A MONK ACTING AS A STUNTMAN?
he cried and pleaded for more donation cos that night's call-in donation was pathetic....however, when the show about to end, they suddenly announced they had hit 7+ million bucks....me was really blurred???? how did they come about this figure. total call-ins were about 488K times $5 per call = barely 2.5M. still can't figure out how the fantastic figure was arrived at????
From: leetahsar 13:45
To: postnew 765 of 797
yes...this was what i saw there....the left eye of guanyin.....i tot i saw a diamond liked teardrop hanging there.....it's like she was shedding a tear for something......for botak's wayward behaviour?.....for my goonie behaviour?...???
From: postnew 13:56
To: leetahsar 766 of 797
83628.766 in reply to 83628.765
<< ?.....for my goonie behaviour?...??? >>
guanyin one look at the fatso n said ....omg ! that's the monk wannabe....
From: leetahsar 14:06
To: postnew 769 of 797
83628.769 in reply to 83628.766
....and what....what....and maybe she is shedding a diamond tear and telling me...this goon wannabe monk better dun come here...or else...(i will be driven coconut!)....
....no i think her tears are for the true compassion which even a so called venerable abbot couldn't truefully achieved....
maybe a drop of tear for the way the other 7 asst. abbot who did nothing to remind the botak chief.....
a drop of tear....for the disappointment in the way humans choose ignorant over their inherent cosmic wisdom.....
a drop of tear...that the end of the world is so near....and yet human still can't be awaken from their illusive dream....
and here is the super irritant NECK again:
Uncle lee, u got doubts meh?
Perhaps u Nichiren Sect background did not give u much faith in the Buddha nature in you.
Neck tells u a secret, the FHC abbot has the spirit of the 1000 hands 1000 eyes kuan shi yin pu sa, notice all the instruments the all ready standing bodhisattva has? It's like the Swiss Army Knife, wif all resources ready for his use.
The subtle message the kuan yin pu sa will use all resources available at his disposal to act on the grounds of compassion. The kuan yin pu sa is a HE by the way.
Ur trip to FHC was not wasted, looking at the photos u took u have already meet your "botak".
so i got to waste my breathe to explain to this stubbornly egoistic NECK:
sorry to disappoint u....i know most of the bigshots here....their presidento ikeda daisaku, me know too...and handshook with him....so what's this religion all about....i am more familiar than u....
u may like to know that the soka assn now can't use NICHIREN SHOSHU BUDDHIST....as this is the copyright of the monkhood from japan. and this bunch of waywards botaks have fallen out with the layman...the soka in their agreement to the finance management...so u see...it boils down to materialistic benefits more than for the religious and spiritual side.
again, a scion has broken away and form a new group in batam called the ICHINEN SANZEN.....and the local soka assn is now apprehensive that this newly formed group would compete with them in membership....these are PAID MEMbership hor...not free one ok...it's $3/px in a family...ie. if a member family got 10 persons...the membership fee per mth would be $30.
RELIGION IS FREE....ANYTING THAT COMPELLED U FOR A MEMBERSHIP IS ALREADY A FAULTY RELIGION.....MEANING IF U GOT MONEY...U CAN GO HEAVEN IS IT? NO WAY!!
THE HEAVEN OR WESTERN PARADISE ROUTE IS ALL BASED ON UR MERITS OF GOODNESS U DO WHEN U R ALIVE....NOT MEASURED BY THE AMOUNT OF MONEY U HAVE OR DONATED.....
IN FACT, in buddhism, u dun need a statue of guanyin or buddha to "entice" you...cos the buddha is in you....
but due to the ignorance of most followers, they need to see something to get rev up...so a statue of buddha or guanyin is constructed for u to refer to something other than emptiness.....
if u got the buddha within u...a plant....a cup or even the air...is also a buddha u see.....this is what i mean by:
EMPTINESS IS FORM....FORM IS EMPTINESS....what u see is not really what u see.....
do u think the actual guanyin looks like what the bronze statue is constructed from?.....definitely no. be awaken from ur illusive dreams......
From: painneck (goutyneck) 14:38
To: postnew 775 of 797
83628.775 in reply to 83628.774
Good dat u posted the photo of Ven Shi Ming photo here, can u see the resemblence between the Ven and the GuanShiYing pu sa LTS took, take a closer look wif ur heart please.
From: leetahsar 14:41
To: painneck (goutyneck) 777 of 797
83628.777 in reply to 83628.775
might as well said he looks more like ur father....
oh my god! neck...r u trying to say that the humongous guanyin in FHC is constructed in the likeness of botak...then may buddha have mercy...this botak would already sinned right to the core....!
this is the awesome GUANYIN at the main hall of FOO HAI CHAN MONASTERY......
IS THIS RIGHT FOR A MONK?
as a monk....and abbot some more...u see those action he done...u tell me is that becoming of a monk?
getting people to perform like monkeys and circus clowns...get themselves injure and maim ...then tell them, to play safe...in the first place, it should have been more creatively planned....and he, some more go show off....
a monk is a monk....a spiderman is not a monk....and vice versa...simple as that.
then botak should have walked the plank...i meant the pole for his 2nd stunt...the bohisttavas will protect him what like u said.
in fact, a warning has been given to him in the form of heavy rains and strong wind...and botak chose to show off...but i think he might have realised for the 2nd part...so he forfeited the stunt....
(THE STUNTS described here was a live charity tv show where this botak shi min yi perform a spiderman stunt walking planks at 66 floor of the REPUBLIC PLAZA BUILIDNG)
in the lst stunt, there wasn't any risk...with all the safety gadgets....me also can go do it....knowing there isn't any risk....i very garang one, ok.....and i believe my mentality is even steadier than poon pee pee.....
i had blur blur went upstage in a restaurant once to belt out karaoke as there was a bunch of aunties who were killing my appetite with their chicken slaughtering singings...so i told my squatters gang....me go up and kill the aunties with my engrish song...and u know what...i sang PAPER ROSES....and all the aunties after my song, quietly finished their meal and also allowing me to eat in peace...hahahaha...this is my garang goon character...which my gang of squatters love...very impromptu one u know...hahahaha....
FOO HAN CHAN MONASTERY, HERE I COME
last sat, like i mentioned before, i took mrt to aljunied mrt station to look for FOO HAI CHAN MONASTERY....the territory of botak. it was an arduous journey for me but i already anticipated it so i wore my jogging NB SHOE.
after exiting aljunied mrt, i proceeded to the nearest coffeeshop and ate ba chor meepok. drinking my teh si, i asked the ah pek how to go FHC. he said it was at geylang lor 31 and i must cross the road. it was opp from where i was. so after topped up my tummy tank and drank my teh si, i crossed to the opp side of the road and walked...and walked...and walked...i started at lor 25. then hit 27, 29....and hell...my eyes feasted on the china mei-meis all along the way to lor 31...
goodness! this bunch of spider spirits were really bold. in broad daylight and they were already doing business with their pimps. i was attracted by a majestic temple at lor 29 so i detoured in. along the way, parked some stalled cars....with MEI MEI spider spirits inside with their pimp. they winked at me...of course, as courtesy, i winked back...then hell! the pimp also wink at me...er...what was i suppose to do? winked back lor....hahahaha....so so cute...so so pretty...lucky goonie me is immuned to spider spirit's temptation if not...mati sure got eaten up alive....
i reached this TUA PEK KONG temple. very grand. very nice. went in and asked the kindly caretaker where was FHC. hell! he didn't know! and he anyhow pointed and asked me go try lor 31. ok lor...i went to lor 31. goodness! so many spider spirits leaning at lamp posts...winking at me....so out of courtesy...i winked back, lor and proceeded.
on reaching lor 31.....shit! where got FHC? spider spirits aplenty....but no FHC. having no choice....i approached a motherly spider spirit...i mean she looked kindly motherly type...n sure enough, my senses guided me well...she was a kind heart spider spirit and she directed me. she told me in slang mandarin that i was suppose to cross back the road to the other side and follow the mrt track. it would lead me to FHC.
JACKPOT!! true enough, the mrt track led me to FHC finally. it was at geylang east ave 2. hell! those bloody ah peks anyhow pointed me to HOLLAND...i.e merry go round...
it was a really grand sight this FHC. greyish majestic structure. beautiful...this temple was gorgeous!! i loved it! i entered. took off my shoes and entered the main worship hall. quite empty only a lady there. so i very clever....i sat on a spot right behind on the right hand side.
infront of me was an awesome 3 storey high thousands arms and eyes guanyin statue....very very big...very very powerful i could sense her presence. so i cool down. closed my eyes and mediate...doing a silent heart chanting....then 3 monks entered: one in yellow shirt and brown robe, one in full black and one in black shirt brown robe. they took their position and started chanting.
i was like feeling very very fortunate like i was in time to hear them chant through microphones. only me and another lady that was about all there were in this vacant hall.
after the yellow shirt monk finished chanting, the black shirt/brown robe went out carrying a small globet of water and sprinkled....then he returned. next was the young all black attired monk who armed himself 2 drum sticks and proceed to the drum up on drum to my left end. very very interesting drumming performance.
he finished. then he exited from the hall. the blackshirt/brown robe monk...goodness ...was walking towards me...i was startled. did i did something wrong. he was like coming for me.....but then almost reaching me he turned with his backside facing directly at me....and he started chanting without using the microphone....i tried to absorbed whatever he was chanting....then came the torturous part. there was a big ancient bell next to me...means only about 2 ft infront of me to my right...and he hammered it with a big mallet....gong...gong...gong...wah lau! i had it man this time! the goon now was gong gong...and gong..gong goon...hahahaha....
immediately he finished....i folded my palms bowed and prayed to the omnipotent guanyin....and something caught my eyes. i dunno whether was it because of the position i was sitting or the effect of the spotlight....but i thought i notice a sparkling diamond of a teardrop on the left eye of guanyin. i looked and i looked yes...there was a drop of tear hanging on the half opened left eyes. anyway, i left the hall so did the monk. the hall now as quite vacant......
wore back my NB shoes, i started exploring the whole premises....very tranquil very beautiful. on the right of the temple was a 5 storeys pagoda in which housed BUDDHA MAITREYA...the future buddha. on arrival of this friendliest buddha spells the end of the world. so i went in and pay obeissance to MAITReYA..
NEXT, i remembered botak's favourite #23 and to ascertain he was driving a mercz, i proceeded to the basement carpark. B1 was the columbarium. i skipped...all dead peoples' tablets nothing much to see.
i proceeded downwards to B2. goodness! quite cleverly designed basement carparks and all numbered too.....something told me botak's merzc must be at lot 23. wasting no time, i headed straight for carpark #23. nO! it was vacant...meaning botak already charbok...so i exited from there to a lift landing and pressed 4th floor...all the way up to the highest floor....to see if i could meet botak just in case he might not own a mercz....
on the 4th fl was the auditorium. there were kids having their martial arts lesson. i blur blur opened a room door, there inside a bunch of lau huays having their yoga lessons.... instead of taking the lift, i walked down to 3rd floor. goodie! this is the floor where the monks reside....means botak's office or bedroom there too...no...all looked quiet. but there was a special room with a huge nice painting outside....i sensed it...must be botak's office or bedroom...was so tempted to open it...but no...din do it...i descended to the ground floor and wandered around the place.
there was a small garden and goodness.....the silly monks planted only sweet potatoes...of all the veggies, the chose the easiest to grow. maybe hor...i jus say may only hor...i could teach them to grow more challenging veggies.
ok...tahsar...don't detour from main course...ok...i steer back....hahahaha
er...that's about all my report...i will be coming here again....i got agents within who inform me that every 23 (botak's favourite #), there would be a puja...er...something like sutra chanting...then there would be veggie buffet...yum yum...ok...23 january...i mark my calender....go look for botak...so wait patiently now...by hook or by crook....i think...my affinity with botak is getting closer.....;9)
info to get to FHC: alight at ALJUNIED MRT. dun cross rd or anything....just walk under the mrt track. there is a very pleasant planted up footpath. just follow the winding foot path to reach FHC....er...about 2 bus stop distance...good luck!
AND a forummer, KEI75 post a question:
i dun usually come in here.....this has 2 be an excellent essay....boring topic yet interesting attractive....n no i'm nt referring 2 those spiders.
so, who was left in the hall.......the lady?.......next time this part change a bit, k....a bit eerie....lucky is a temple story!
my reply to him:
ya, that specky lady....what u expect...a spirit...a spider spirit...a pretty mei mei...or a ghost....joker huh u....
last sat, like i mentioned before, i took mrt to aljunied mrt station to look for FOO HAI CHAN MONASTERY....the territory of botak. it was an arduous journey for me but i already anticipated it so i wore my jogging NB SHOE.
after exiting aljunied mrt, i proceeded to the nearest coffeeshop and ate ba chor meepok. drinking my teh si, i asked the ah pek how to go FHC. he said it was at geylang lor 31 and i must cross the road. it was opp from where i was. so after topped up my tummy tank and drank my teh si, i crossed to the opp side of the road and walked...and walked...and walked...i started at lor 25. then hit 27, 29....and hell...my eyes feasted on the china mei-meis all along the way to lor 31...
goodness! this bunch of spider spirits were really bold. in broad daylight and they were already doing business with their pimps. i was attracted by a majestic temple at lor 29 so i detoured in. along the way, parked some stalled cars....with MEI MEI spider spirits inside with their pimp. they winked at me...of course, as courtesy, i winked back...then hell! the pimp also wink at me...er...what was i suppose to do? winked back lor....hahahaha....so so cute...so so pretty...lucky goonie me is immuned to spider spirit's temptation if not...mati sure got eaten up alive....
i reached this TUA PEK KONG temple. very grand. very nice. went in and asked the kindly caretaker where was FHC. hell! he didn't know! and he anyhow pointed and asked me go try lor 31. ok lor...i went to lor 31. goodness! so many spider spirits leaning at lamp posts...winking at me....so out of courtesy...i winked back, lor and proceeded.
on reaching lor 31.....shit! where got FHC? spider spirits aplenty....but no FHC. having no choice....i approached a motherly spider spirit...i mean she looked kindly motherly type...n sure enough, my senses guided me well...she was a kind heart spider spirit and she directed me. she told me in slang mandarin that i was suppose to cross back the road to the other side and follow the mrt track. it would lead me to FHC.
JACKPOT!! true enough, the mrt track led me to FHC finally. it was at geylang east ave 2. hell! those bloody ah peks anyhow pointed me to HOLLAND...i.e merry go round...
it was a really grand sight this FHC. greyish majestic structure. beautiful...this temple was gorgeous!! i loved it! i entered. took off my shoes and entered the main worship hall. quite empty only a lady there. so i very clever....i sat on a spot right behind on the right hand side.
infront of me was an awesome 3 storey high thousands arms and eyes guanyin statue....very very big...very very powerful i could sense her presence. so i cool down. closed my eyes and mediate...doing a silent heart chanting....then 3 monks entered: one in yellow shirt and brown robe, one in full black and one in black shirt brown robe. they took their position and started chanting.
i was like feeling very very fortunate like i was in time to hear them chant through microphones. only me and another lady that was about all there were in this vacant hall.
after the yellow shirt monk finished chanting, the black shirt/brown robe went out carrying a small globet of water and sprinkled....then he returned. next was the young all black attired monk who armed himself 2 drum sticks and proceed to the drum up on drum to my left end. very very interesting drumming performance.
he finished. then he exited from the hall. the blackshirt/brown robe monk...goodness ...was walking towards me...i was startled. did i did something wrong. he was like coming for me.....but then almost reaching me he turned with his backside facing directly at me....and he started chanting without using the microphone....i tried to absorbed whatever he was chanting....then came the torturous part. there was a big ancient bell next to me...means only about 2 ft infront of me to my right...and he hammered it with a big mallet....gong...gong...gong...wah lau! i had it man this time! the goon now was gong gong...and gong..gong goon...hahahaha....
immediately he finished....i folded my palms bowed and prayed to the omnipotent guanyin....and something caught my eyes. i dunno whether was it because of the position i was sitting or the effect of the spotlight....but i thought i notice a sparkling diamond of a teardrop on the left eye of guanyin. i looked and i looked yes...there was a drop of tear hanging on the half opened left eyes. anyway, i left the hall so did the monk. the hall now as quite vacant......
wore back my NB shoes, i started exploring the whole premises....very tranquil very beautiful. on the right of the temple was a 5 storeys pagoda in which housed BUDDHA MAITREYA...the future buddha. on arrival of this friendliest buddha spells the end of the world. so i went in and pay obeissance to MAITReYA..
NEXT, i remembered botak's favourite #23 and to ascertain he was driving a mercz, i proceeded to the basement carpark. B1 was the columbarium. i skipped...all dead peoples' tablets nothing much to see.
i proceeded downwards to B2. goodness! quite cleverly designed basement carparks and all numbered too.....something told me botak's merzc must be at lot 23. wasting no time, i headed straight for carpark #23. nO! it was vacant...meaning botak already charbok...so i exited from there to a lift landing and pressed 4th floor...all the way up to the highest floor....to see if i could meet botak just in case he might not own a mercz....
on the 4th fl was the auditorium. there were kids having their martial arts lesson. i blur blur opened a room door, there inside a bunch of lau huays having their yoga lessons.... instead of taking the lift, i walked down to 3rd floor. goodie! this is the floor where the monks reside....means botak's office or bedroom there too...no...all looked quiet. but there was a special room with a huge nice painting outside....i sensed it...must be botak's office or bedroom...was so tempted to open it...but no...din do it...i descended to the ground floor and wandered around the place.
there was a small garden and goodness.....the silly monks planted only sweet potatoes...of all the veggies, the chose the easiest to grow. maybe hor...i jus say may only hor...i could teach them to grow more challenging veggies.
ok...tahsar...don't detour from main course...ok...i steer back....hahahaha
er...that's about all my report...i will be coming here again....i got agents within who inform me that every 23 (botak's favourite #), there would be a puja...er...something like sutra chanting...then there would be veggie buffet...yum yum...ok...23 january...i mark my calender....go look for botak...so wait patiently now...by hook or by crook....i think...my affinity with botak is getting closer.....;9)
info to get to FHC: alight at ALJUNIED MRT. dun cross rd or anything....just walk under the mrt track. there is a very pleasant planted up footpath. just follow the winding foot path to reach FHC....er...about 2 bus stop distance...good luck!
AND a forummer, KEI75 post a question:
i dun usually come in here.....this has 2 be an excellent essay....boring topic yet interesting attractive....n no i'm nt referring 2 those spiders.
so, who was left in the hall.......the lady?.......next time this part change a bit, k....a bit eerie....lucky is a temple story!
my reply to him:
ya, that specky lady....what u expect...a spirit...a spider spirit...a pretty mei mei...or a ghost....joker huh u....
VEN. HOE YUEN HOE, MY MOTHER TERESA
venerable nun hoe yuen hoe abbess of MUN FUT TONG passed away at 97. she was such a good person...one who was full of compassion and so so humble...i heard her past interview where she mentioned "she isn't compassionate or charitable....cos the amount she did wasn't really enough....." now that's what i called a fantastic person.
she was a hairdresser for samsui women and amahs...and with her savings, she single handedly built the temple MUN FUT TONG for aged and sick. she didn't even have to play wonderwoman like the botak....and yet financially, we din hear any kind of money problem from her....she kept herself low-key....if i had known about this great nun...i would gladly be her disciple and learn from her the true meaning of compassion....she was a living bodhisttava...our own mother teresa....and i din know until she died and reported in the paper....
during her last days, she still cooked and care for patients younger than her...she is really beyond words of praises and respect...
Ven. HOE, may ur compassionate spirit returns to the western paradise...may u find eternal peace and happiness there....my deepest respect for u.
and then NECK pestered me with another argument, and here's my reply to him:
From: painneck (goutyneck) 12-Jan 14:08
To: leetahsar 716 of 797
83628.716 in reply to 83628.714
LTS
When Neck meant "successful in cultivation" means that the person is successful as a person - a human being not about money$ and material possession.
Thanks for sharin, Neck now understands the anger in you.Don't tell Neck that you do not have any responsibility for suffering in your own shit now. It is always easy to blame others.
For your good, please don't bring this state of mind to your next life, forgive PAPimps and the likes of Durai & gang.
Also, grinding your axe and use it on the wrong party would only make worsen your situation.
Be positive, u shd give thanks more for what you already have and not pain yourself over the negatives.
my reply:
neck ah neck...u interprete everthing wrong about this forgetfu goon...i habor no anger...i was pls how heaven has guided me to this state...there isn't anyone to blame...i already repeat and repeat:
MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE.....AND WHAT IS YOURS WILL DEFINITELY BE URS...WHAT'S NOT, THEN FORGET IT AND MOVE ON...
if i were to be like u and go harbor all this vengeance....long ago, i would have died of cancer liao....i was told that i m going to live pass 100 yrs...103 before i move on into another realm...i dunno and dun care...i live for now...cos now this the moment...who will actually know what would happen to him the moment he steps out of his door...103 or 10 yrs....it means the same with me...it's how u live ur life...how fullest u have experience...and the past is already history, not point lamenting or crying over it. for me....boy...i am getting the real full blast now...and basking gleefully in it....so i going to shout now...ya..shout what....
I AM THE HAPPIEST GOON IN SINKIETOWN....AND MAYBE THE WHOLE WORLD !!! :0)
of course, an unhappy person like urself who treats everyone even this happiest goon here as suffering...NO! NO!...i am a happy goon...nothing now to burden me....so what's there to sadden me leh?
even my chiobu now gone...i was actually giggling...means i dun ve to listen to her long winded repetitive whinings about her days with sibeipine....i am infact happy for her...she found a true love in a freaking rich indo bf...hopefully i will be receiving her wedding summon pretty soon...maybe u know what...the couple may just send me an all expense paid airfare and lodging to attend their wedding...and hopefully hor...when i am there...they dun mention about me....i will be reminding them this...if not...i won't attend....
u see...if u r bought down by attachment...no matter how good ur situation... how blessed u r...u will never be happy...never satisfy......then u go around blaming people...and when people...goon especially like me testified that i am happy...u doublt...cos u never experience it and think such could not be happening...but the fact is: IT HAPPENS ON THIS HAPPY GONG GONG GOON....and all i feel was gratitude and gratitude to heaven...to the invisible buddhas who have protected and guided me...ornitoufo.....
...and i was deeply touched by a reader who post this to me:
From: Mahakala001 12-Jan 17:51
To: leetahsar 730 of 797
83628.730 in reply to 83628.729
*prays for lts
venerable nun hoe yuen hoe abbess of MUN FUT TONG passed away at 97. she was such a good person...one who was full of compassion and so so humble...i heard her past interview where she mentioned "she isn't compassionate or charitable....cos the amount she did wasn't really enough....." now that's what i called a fantastic person.
she was a hairdresser for samsui women and amahs...and with her savings, she single handedly built the temple MUN FUT TONG for aged and sick. she didn't even have to play wonderwoman like the botak....and yet financially, we din hear any kind of money problem from her....she kept herself low-key....if i had known about this great nun...i would gladly be her disciple and learn from her the true meaning of compassion....she was a living bodhisttava...our own mother teresa....and i din know until she died and reported in the paper....
during her last days, she still cooked and care for patients younger than her...she is really beyond words of praises and respect...
Ven. HOE, may ur compassionate spirit returns to the western paradise...may u find eternal peace and happiness there....my deepest respect for u.
and then NECK pestered me with another argument, and here's my reply to him:
From: painneck (goutyneck) 12-Jan 14:08
To: leetahsar 716 of 797
83628.716 in reply to 83628.714
LTS
When Neck meant "successful in cultivation" means that the person is successful as a person - a human being not about money$ and material possession.
Thanks for sharin, Neck now understands the anger in you.Don't tell Neck that you do not have any responsibility for suffering in your own shit now. It is always easy to blame others.
For your good, please don't bring this state of mind to your next life, forgive PAPimps and the likes of Durai & gang.
Also, grinding your axe and use it on the wrong party would only make worsen your situation.
Be positive, u shd give thanks more for what you already have and not pain yourself over the negatives.
my reply:
neck ah neck...u interprete everthing wrong about this forgetfu goon...i habor no anger...i was pls how heaven has guided me to this state...there isn't anyone to blame...i already repeat and repeat:
MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE.....AND WHAT IS YOURS WILL DEFINITELY BE URS...WHAT'S NOT, THEN FORGET IT AND MOVE ON...
if i were to be like u and go harbor all this vengeance....long ago, i would have died of cancer liao....i was told that i m going to live pass 100 yrs...103 before i move on into another realm...i dunno and dun care...i live for now...cos now this the moment...who will actually know what would happen to him the moment he steps out of his door...103 or 10 yrs....it means the same with me...it's how u live ur life...how fullest u have experience...and the past is already history, not point lamenting or crying over it. for me....boy...i am getting the real full blast now...and basking gleefully in it....so i going to shout now...ya..shout what....
I AM THE HAPPIEST GOON IN SINKIETOWN....AND MAYBE THE WHOLE WORLD !!! :0)
of course, an unhappy person like urself who treats everyone even this happiest goon here as suffering...NO! NO!...i am a happy goon...nothing now to burden me....so what's there to sadden me leh?
even my chiobu now gone...i was actually giggling...means i dun ve to listen to her long winded repetitive whinings about her days with sibeipine....i am infact happy for her...she found a true love in a freaking rich indo bf...hopefully i will be receiving her wedding summon pretty soon...maybe u know what...the couple may just send me an all expense paid airfare and lodging to attend their wedding...and hopefully hor...when i am there...they dun mention about me....i will be reminding them this...if not...i won't attend....
u see...if u r bought down by attachment...no matter how good ur situation... how blessed u r...u will never be happy...never satisfy......then u go around blaming people...and when people...goon especially like me testified that i am happy...u doublt...cos u never experience it and think such could not be happening...but the fact is: IT HAPPENS ON THIS HAPPY GONG GONG GOON....and all i feel was gratitude and gratitude to heaven...to the invisible buddhas who have protected and guided me...ornitoufo.....
...and i was deeply touched by a reader who post this to me:
From: Mahakala001 12-Jan 17:51
To: leetahsar 730 of 797
83628.730 in reply to 83628.729
*prays for lts
I AM BLISSFULLY FAILURE AND QUITE BROKE
hello...this goon here is neither rich not successful hor...in fact i consider myself blissfully failure and ok lah...not so poor....my old fat bank accounts was flatten by CLOB saga...my tirelssly built up garden mercilessly bulldozed....my faithful pickup savagely turned into a heap of metal....and this goon is still happy like a F opps...lark!
yes...man will change with his fortune...just look at our paps u will know...a humble poor kampong boy...ended up as pm...then after warming the seat harbouring enough dole and still wanting more....gave it all up to a clown as the next pm.....yes...he has changed and created so many undue stress and problems for peasants. eg:
1. rated all the schools....now the parents and children all stressed up
2. created kiasu grcs...now me all stressed up...cannot cast my opps vote...always walkover so many times...and this time round, no difference...
3. killing my trusty pickup when i can't pay them obscence protection fees to the tune of 24.5k for another 10 yrs usuage....pickup cost was only 19.8K then
4. raising the cpf withdrawal...can't even use our own money to tide our present lame condition...and to think we can continue to last until the ripe old age of 60 to withdrawal and havoc...by then already one half foot in coffin.
5. make babies production cost so sky-rocket high, people just avoid...then blame nation for not producing enough babies...
6. created the lame gst...making them already rich to a newer level of the fucking freaking rich...'cuse me...gotta to use this power F word...
7. artificially driven all prices of pigeonholes and created so many fake asset rich but cpf broke peasants...i mean all ur cpf has already unwittingly transferred into hdb bank already what...so what's there left for u when u withdrawl...kosong!
......etc...etc...and none are for the greater benefit of peasants...only benefit the obscencely paid paps and their miniturds...
now the charities are following the same F paps style...they con the peasants further....here the good and big hearted peasants are swell people except a bit goonier than this goon here...and they willingly part with their hard earned money even though they r quite down...they part...and if the stunts are even more sadistic...they part lagi more...their pure compassion to help the needy has inadvertently turns sadistic...and all thanks to botak and the gang...chui guo chui guo...
AND then there is a very persistent guy called NECK (painneck) who keeps pestering and debating with me...i dun think his views are sensible to be hear. anyway, i am putting up my visit to FOO HAI CHAN MONASTERY where the abbot shi min yi was the "boss" there. i intend to go there to meet him, sense him...and then maybe give a piece of my mind as to why a head monk or abbot could behave like a stuntman, a spiderman or a daredevil in the name of raising money for his REN CI HOSPITAL....
hello...this goon here is neither rich not successful hor...in fact i consider myself blissfully failure and ok lah...not so poor....my old fat bank accounts was flatten by CLOB saga...my tirelssly built up garden mercilessly bulldozed....my faithful pickup savagely turned into a heap of metal....and this goon is still happy like a F opps...lark!
yes...man will change with his fortune...just look at our paps u will know...a humble poor kampong boy...ended up as pm...then after warming the seat harbouring enough dole and still wanting more....gave it all up to a clown as the next pm.....yes...he has changed and created so many undue stress and problems for peasants. eg:
1. rated all the schools....now the parents and children all stressed up
2. created kiasu grcs...now me all stressed up...cannot cast my opps vote...always walkover so many times...and this time round, no difference...
3. killing my trusty pickup when i can't pay them obscence protection fees to the tune of 24.5k for another 10 yrs usuage....pickup cost was only 19.8K then
4. raising the cpf withdrawal...can't even use our own money to tide our present lame condition...and to think we can continue to last until the ripe old age of 60 to withdrawal and havoc...by then already one half foot in coffin.
5. make babies production cost so sky-rocket high, people just avoid...then blame nation for not producing enough babies...
6. created the lame gst...making them already rich to a newer level of the fucking freaking rich...'cuse me...gotta to use this power F word...
7. artificially driven all prices of pigeonholes and created so many fake asset rich but cpf broke peasants...i mean all ur cpf has already unwittingly transferred into hdb bank already what...so what's there left for u when u withdrawl...kosong!
......etc...etc...and none are for the greater benefit of peasants...only benefit the obscencely paid paps and their miniturds...
now the charities are following the same F paps style...they con the peasants further....here the good and big hearted peasants are swell people except a bit goonier than this goon here...and they willingly part with their hard earned money even though they r quite down...they part...and if the stunts are even more sadistic...they part lagi more...their pure compassion to help the needy has inadvertently turns sadistic...and all thanks to botak and the gang...chui guo chui guo...
AND then there is a very persistent guy called NECK (painneck) who keeps pestering and debating with me...i dun think his views are sensible to be hear. anyway, i am putting up my visit to FOO HAI CHAN MONASTERY where the abbot shi min yi was the "boss" there. i intend to go there to meet him, sense him...and then maybe give a piece of my mind as to why a head monk or abbot could behave like a stuntman, a spiderman or a daredevil in the name of raising money for his REN CI HOSPITAL....
Monday, January 16, 2006
Thursday, January 12, 2006
I LUV TSIMSHATSUI....
there is a market under a flyover at the TSIMSHATSUI mrt outlet...u come out u will see the market on ur left...
inside this market, i tasted the best beef noodle, yeow choy and the yin-yong cha which is a concoction of coffee mixed with tea and cream...damn shiok!! after that u cross over the road...many pirate t-shirts for sale...got RALPH POLO, YVES, VALENTINO...etc...only HK$20 ea damn cheap...can bargained some more if buy in quantity. u walk another few step, there is an amusement centre. descend the staircase and u will find the biggest pinball machines collection available there...and the place was really really huge...with the latest arcade games...I AM IN HEAVEN!!! :)
there is a market under a flyover at the TSIMSHATSUI mrt outlet...u come out u will see the market on ur left...
inside this market, i tasted the best beef noodle, yeow choy and the yin-yong cha which is a concoction of coffee mixed with tea and cream...damn shiok!! after that u cross over the road...many pirate t-shirts for sale...got RALPH POLO, YVES, VALENTINO...etc...only HK$20 ea damn cheap...can bargained some more if buy in quantity. u walk another few step, there is an amusement centre. descend the staircase and u will find the biggest pinball machines collection available there...and the place was really really huge...with the latest arcade games...I AM IN HEAVEN!!! :)
MY AFINITY WITH HONG KONG
INITIALLY, I HATED HK. the people make the place really looks bad and notorious. they were known to laugh at poor and out but not the filthy or despicably rich.
the only place that hk brings back fond memories to me was my stay at MONGKOK POLICE RECREATION CLUB where my good hkie pal lived. his wife is the head chai por in charge of this clubhouse...and this place is damn shiok!...got big swimming pool, olympic running tracks, tennis/badminton/squash court, suana, nice restuarant and even a video arcade with a number of my favorite pinball machines
and directly opposite this club was a siao dian yin...a porn theatre...u paid one ticket and u can watch the whole day to your heart's delight. many apeks while watching inside...also wanking the hounds. very very amusing. and u know what - smoking is ok inside.
the next is LANTAU ISLAND where the dai fatt - big bronze buddha is located on a 168, i think so, steps climb platform. very scenic view. very tranquil...and also the place i had my very first buddhism encounter with a kindly old nun there who bestowed me with her "power" buddhist beads she been chanting with.....the beads she gave me had turned into ebony colour from her years of rolling it during her incessant chanting....according to my da shi shiong in a balestier temple, it's really well...powered spiritual beads....hahahaha...
there was another lesser known buddhist temple somewhere slightly below poh lian see (the main one there and an tourist attraction). .....that's the temple i would like to visit again in my next trip.....i got like a feel for that temple....like i might end up there or something like that.....
visit hk for the food and the shopping but not for tourist attraction stuff...cos there r fewer than sinkietown...oh well,...maybe the disneyland and the ocean park and stanley beach pasar malam style stalls....the food...go for the food...the timsum very very cheap, good and big serving...again i can't think of anything in hk but food...and more food... ;9)
there's the ever popular WONG TAI SIN temple...but few people know nearby this temple on a hillside was another even nicer temple called CHI WAN MUIO temple. more things here to see except u must climb up a winding stairs.
there is a yun shek collection arranged in a row - cloud taiwanese rocks, where there are hidden images like guanyin, the horoscopes animals, guan kong, and many other images...it's just like a mini haw par villa...but up there, u can see the whole of WONG TAI SIN district. quite breathtaking, u know.some more hor...got free tea serving there. unlike the very commercialised WONG TAI SIN temple...every damn thing is money...u ve to buy the talisman at i think HK5 or S$1...and if u need those fortune tellers to explain, it would be like HK$20 per talisman. the good thing, it's free entrance and lesser or maybe even no crowd. i accidentally found this place when i took bus and forgot to alight at the wong tai sin bus stop...and it took me all the way up the hill and there i found this very unique temple on the hill slope.
oh...maybe the swimming at CHENG SUI WAN...aiyah..go and explore lah...very interesting observe how hkie behaviours are definitely more mindful and outspoken than the blur kings sinkies here....
they dun hog pathways. they keep left on escalator...before they ask u a question, they said MMM KOI...then (question)...they need to pass u when u r obstructing their way...they go MMM KOI....JIE YAT JIE.....(excuse, pls give way)
they might be damn freaking haughty...but when it comes to right of way...they can be quite diplomatically courteous....
i think i will do my next stories for all my stays in hk...i been there like for more than 8 or 10 times already i can even remember. but each time, the stay is normally quite long maybe a month or even longer...living with my hk pal's family until they migrated in 1997 to vancouver...and then i meet up my hk pal when he returns to hk....and that would be another interesting story when he rented a service apartment room in CAUSEWAY BAY owned by a very interesting hokien lady whom i AU KA LIAO with her...everytime when i about to leave, she would give me some parting gifts like HK lup cheong from WEN WAH LUP CHEONG...very famous and expensive the lup cheongs sold there....
ok...i compiled all my trips there and try to condense it and i maybe called it....
I LUV HONG KONG....
INITIALLY, I HATED HK. the people make the place really looks bad and notorious. they were known to laugh at poor and out but not the filthy or despicably rich.
the only place that hk brings back fond memories to me was my stay at MONGKOK POLICE RECREATION CLUB where my good hkie pal lived. his wife is the head chai por in charge of this clubhouse...and this place is damn shiok!...got big swimming pool, olympic running tracks, tennis/badminton/squash court, suana, nice restuarant and even a video arcade with a number of my favorite pinball machines
and directly opposite this club was a siao dian yin...a porn theatre...u paid one ticket and u can watch the whole day to your heart's delight. many apeks while watching inside...also wanking the hounds. very very amusing. and u know what - smoking is ok inside.
the next is LANTAU ISLAND where the dai fatt - big bronze buddha is located on a 168, i think so, steps climb platform. very scenic view. very tranquil...and also the place i had my very first buddhism encounter with a kindly old nun there who bestowed me with her "power" buddhist beads she been chanting with.....the beads she gave me had turned into ebony colour from her years of rolling it during her incessant chanting....according to my da shi shiong in a balestier temple, it's really well...powered spiritual beads....hahahaha...
there was another lesser known buddhist temple somewhere slightly below poh lian see (the main one there and an tourist attraction). .....that's the temple i would like to visit again in my next trip.....i got like a feel for that temple....like i might end up there or something like that.....
visit hk for the food and the shopping but not for tourist attraction stuff...cos there r fewer than sinkietown...oh well,...maybe the disneyland and the ocean park and stanley beach pasar malam style stalls....the food...go for the food...the timsum very very cheap, good and big serving...again i can't think of anything in hk but food...and more food... ;9)
there's the ever popular WONG TAI SIN temple...but few people know nearby this temple on a hillside was another even nicer temple called CHI WAN MUIO temple. more things here to see except u must climb up a winding stairs.
there is a yun shek collection arranged in a row - cloud taiwanese rocks, where there are hidden images like guanyin, the horoscopes animals, guan kong, and many other images...it's just like a mini haw par villa...but up there, u can see the whole of WONG TAI SIN district. quite breathtaking, u know.some more hor...got free tea serving there. unlike the very commercialised WONG TAI SIN temple...every damn thing is money...u ve to buy the talisman at i think HK5 or S$1...and if u need those fortune tellers to explain, it would be like HK$20 per talisman. the good thing, it's free entrance and lesser or maybe even no crowd. i accidentally found this place when i took bus and forgot to alight at the wong tai sin bus stop...and it took me all the way up the hill and there i found this very unique temple on the hill slope.
oh...maybe the swimming at CHENG SUI WAN...aiyah..go and explore lah...very interesting observe how hkie behaviours are definitely more mindful and outspoken than the blur kings sinkies here....
they dun hog pathways. they keep left on escalator...before they ask u a question, they said MMM KOI...then (question)...they need to pass u when u r obstructing their way...they go MMM KOI....JIE YAT JIE.....(excuse, pls give way)
they might be damn freaking haughty...but when it comes to right of way...they can be quite diplomatically courteous....
i think i will do my next stories for all my stays in hk...i been there like for more than 8 or 10 times already i can even remember. but each time, the stay is normally quite long maybe a month or even longer...living with my hk pal's family until they migrated in 1997 to vancouver...and then i meet up my hk pal when he returns to hk....and that would be another interesting story when he rented a service apartment room in CAUSEWAY BAY owned by a very interesting hokien lady whom i AU KA LIAO with her...everytime when i about to leave, she would give me some parting gifts like HK lup cheong from WEN WAH LUP CHEONG...very famous and expensive the lup cheongs sold there....
ok...i compiled all my trips there and try to condense it and i maybe called it....
I LUV HONG KONG....
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