Sunday, January 01, 2006

from here on, the imagination and ending i leave to the artistic and creative bros here to continue....anyway, i wish monica all the best. and choo choo can catch paolo and try to mend a broken heart and as for fernando, well he can have aids die happily ever after. if don't, then also pls don't come bother me with his bluff bluff african violets problem....see luckily i m in retirement or else i bet i would be pestered daily by the teeko perverted fernando.

mind u choo-choo is a decent girl except a bit bitchy and unttached but quite successful lady. she's also a fantastic story in herself. her life story is also not like normal average girl....she really gone through lots of suffering but now is doing very well being profitably in senior executive employment. i may start a story on her life....poor thing how much she suffered and gone through....being ketokked of her love and money by her ex-hubby...nearly die in a car accident and then nearly died again in a suicide bid.....poor choo-choo, how i hope u can rope paolo....but this time i am not kaypohing....just let nature takes it course.

great! i think this story is going to continue....choo-choo was very happy she just called me to said she and paolo is on a date tonight. goodness, it's monday red for choo instead of monday blue...good luck choo choo. hope u can rope paolo and really settle down to a better life....anyone interested in choo-choo's ordeal in life?

jus had high tea with monica and hubby alfredo at compass rose...the stupid new name is like EQUINOX....wtf is that? anyway, happily sipping and munching away when monica looked down and exclaimed:"yuck! boob, u musta cum and see the 2 ugly eyes...what isit? like 2 housefly eyes looking at u.."
i couldn't help laughing and i told them, "Well, if u r in a boat at see looking ashore at the 2 durians with raffles city where we r now in, u actually see an erected cock with 2 balls!"
hahahaha......both laughed so loud that other tables were staring at us. and alfredo, my god, laughed so much that his food stuffed mouth were like machine gun spitting the food everywhere.....it was really a priceless moment to see italian in such a mode....
after the laughter subsided, i asked monica why she broke off with paolo. gosh! i was shock with nearly my jaws dropped.... she told me paolo was a bi, that u all know what it is, right. and she couldn't stand him 'cos he just didn't want to officially marry her. he just wanted her food and her pussy. being too greedy, he also wanted fernando the teeko pervert.
then i probed further, "doesn't he got any girl now?"
"I don't think so, boob. u interested in him is it?" replied monica.
that made me laughed until my food spitted out....."No, no, monica....i thought he really wants to make up with u".
"thanks, boob, u r sure dearie..." monica looked at me lovingly. "But i gotta alfredo now and is very happy. u can tell paolo to go sucka the peperoni of fernando!" hahahaha....we laughed heartily again.
"so it's ok," i couldn't resist any further,"....i mean it's ok if i introduce a girl to paolo?"
"sure if paolo is interested. why not? but u really gotta get rido of that fernando first....this sonaofbitcha is really messing up paolo's life!" monica revealed finally.
oh i see, so fernando is the cause of all the heartbreaks here...and i thought it was the paps.
ok, choo-choo now u really U GO GIRL!. and i said i would be kaypohing.....

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