LAU HAN KOO AND THE SPIDER SPIRITS OF HAAYDAI

"I am selling the flat!" i thought heard a scream next door from the old uncle, LAU HAN KOO. suddenly there was silence. then a loud slam that even shook my computer screen. i was startled and decided to check what was going on.
just when i stepped out of my flat, i saw lau han koo's back walking off towards the lift landing. my next door auntie, lau ah huay was crying......
"Auntie, simi tai chee? (what's wrong?)" i asked the sobbing lau huay.
"aiyah! tah sar, u dun know...i very suffering....i very sian...i wanna to die....bohooboohooo....." she stuttered in beween sobs.
"tell me lah, auntie lau huay. maybe i can help u, leh. don't be so sad, lah...don't cry..." all my kaypoh cells all charged up and on alert.
Gosh! after hearing what she just revealed nearly made my balls dropped! wah lau, u mean to tell me uncle lau han koo is so powderful...got "chickens" farm in haadyai. his bloodhound still can stand attention meh??? this lau han koo is already 73 and still that powderful...can anyone believe it? my eyes were popping out any moment in amazement!
hey guys! patience leh, i typing at sonic speed again, ok.....

From:
DrBi
21-Oct 00:28
To:
leetahsar
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83628.352 in reply to 83628.346
drink tiger penis soup there ??
http://wildasia.net/main/photo.cfm?photoID=296

From:
HardRCafe
21-Oct 00:22
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God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
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83628.349 in reply to 83628.345
I'm testing LTS's Ting Li (stable state of mind), but he edge it quite well. When he over-steps the boundary, I'll hump the day lite out of him.....for his good.

From:
leetahsar
21-Oct 00:23
To:
HardRCafe
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83628.350 in reply to 83628.341
wah lau! u super greedy with super charged grey or black bloodhound hound...i already given u 5x sensation....u still want more already given u an extra X already....u want to die cock stand is it?

From:
leetahsar
21-Oct 00:27
To:
HardRCafe
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83628.351 in reply to 83628.349
u salah or not....francisco is the one waiting for u not me, hor...i good monk to be....not anyhow flower monk...u can try nabei. he flower monk with vietnam rose...very good and experience. don't hump me....i good monk to be...chui guo chui guo!

From:
DrBi
21-Oct 00:30
To:
leetahsar
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83628.353 in reply to 83628.351
I am straight !

From:
leetahsar
21-Oct 00:41
To:
DrBi
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83628.354 in reply to 83628.353
me too....but can be quite wacky :)oh no! i won't end up like ji gong the mad monk,,, omigod!

From:
DrBi
21-Oct 01:01
To:
leetahsar
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83628.355 in reply to 83628.354
2 monks , monk NB ask monk LTS...
Monk NB : Can monk fuck or not ??Mon LTS : Can ! fuck HAAYDAI SPIDER SPIRITS !Monk Nb : nabei! knn !