THE ORDEALS OF CHOO CHOO STARTS HERE......
dun want to do it in another thread....i m condensing everything into this thread and hopefully, maybe i can compile into a book ......
if fate really decrees it, choo choo might have ended up as auntie lee...if only i could go back in time.....
during our secondary school days, choo choo and i were both in the same class from sec 3 to 4. the majority of the class were girls...really chiobus alot in my class. some r were really advanced mature in their forms, u know , the pair of assets bursting out of their school uniforms.
choo choo was a petite little girl. big round gazing eyes..sweet pouting lips like su qi. though small built, overall was quite balance.
the one thing i hated about choo choo was she was really bold and always had to be the direct approach one. always trying to get fresh with me....her outlook was more like the havoc tomboyish type which could quiet dominating and intimidating. so i didn't really bother much about her. choo choo was one the most intelligient girl in our school. no one, i mean really no one ever scored a full 100% for the final exam in additional maths. well, choo did. she was overall 3rd in the entire sec 4 after the final exam. even got a prize for her maths which was top of the school.;
after the sec graduation, we went separate ways.....then we were proud again, choo choo end up top in her study in a vocational institute. she was good in every subjects except english which she flunked in her GCE so couldn't join us in polytechnic. what a pity!her vi accomplishment was published in the shitty times as she was the lst girl to top that particular course in the whole vi. fantastic my choo!
we all graduated again. the guys all went to ns, the girls to the job market. for a while very little contact. choo used to call me to date me but my impression of her was the tomboyish butchy type which i was not interested. so normally would end up chatting over the phone than going out...i could gave a thousand reasons for not obliging....regret. should ve tested her out if i know what was going to follow...the ordeals of choo choo commenced.........

it was choo choo's great misfortune to know a guy called John and her worst nightmare was about to begin when she married him. john was an average guy but real fucking sweet talker. choo was gainfully employed drawing quite a solid pay. so john proposed to choo and they were engaged and registered to be married.
one day, choo and john suddenly popped into my humble nursery. they wanted to rent an office room from me. my nursery was huge then with a built in wooden house that had toilet bigger than some hdb living room.
choo revealed to me she was engaged to john. my heart sank....what a ladylike woman she had metamorphorsied into. she was gorgeous! The same big round gazing eyes, the body forms and god....her boobs kept drawing me to them.....leetahsar, u r really one big fool to have let her slipped by the fingers....too late to regret now for soon she was going to be Mrs John.
she looked. john looked. then finally they told me maybe they should look for another suitable place. hell, i wanna to keep seeing choo choo and her boobs, of course, so i told her she could have one of the room foc, who cares! i was rich then. still, they turned me down. i think john was sensed that i was eying choo all along and even for free, he rather won't take the risk of losing choo.
ok, lah...since it was free rental and still didn't want it. so be it, lor...for the next few months, heard nothing from choo any more.
then one night, i got a call from one of my current squatter pals. "Tah sar, u must come out now!" a frantic voice echoed from the receiver. "wait, wait, say that again.." i replied.
"U must come out now and go to GH. choo choo just had a terrible accident. her car crashed and she looked like in serious condition...!"
without ado, i was off to the hospital. there choo was laying. head all bandaged up. the doctor told us she got head concussion. then he added that choo would become a one eyed jack.....her left eye was pierced and badly damaged during the crash. the whole eyeball gotta be removed.
I asked about john, her fiancee. u know what the doc said? "oh he'sfine. funny not even a scratch....."
what this bastard john just did. he manouvered the car so that all the crashes went to the passenger side. this really sonofabitch John....

poor choo....lying alone in bed if not for us the whole squatter gang there. sorry, that time still not squatters yet....all loaded professionals.....
"where john?!" i asked one of the squatters. seem that no one saw him.all i could do was look tearily at choo predicament....all bandaged up like a mummy. poor choo!

well, i tell u where john was....he was busy working out the insurance monies he could claim out of choo choo plight and suffering. Goodness! it was a real big sum as i learnt from choo-choo's mum.
it was like 5 zeros! that was alot of money. in a couple of weeks, choo was discharged but got to follow up for cosmetic surgery to her damaged eye. due to the amount of insurance money they got, choo decided to go japan for the cosmetic surgery to do up a scarred face and eye, of course.
well, that settled. her new artificial eyeball looked very real and so were all the cosmetic facial surgery...if she didn't say she blinded one eye, no one could tell.
then came another big blow out of the blue again.......