Sunday, January 01, 2006

oh dear me! dear me! remember the LAU HAN KOO AND THE SPIDER SPIRITS OF HAADYAI...

lau han koo is dead!..... lau huay just hammered and nearly broke down my door to break the news to me.

"Tah sar!boohoohoo....my ah lau is dead...boohooo." wah lau! the niagra falls were really overflowing. "and hee.hhee.." she couldn't help and snicker did i hear correctly?...." tahsar, heehee...he dies cock stands!!heeheehahahhaa....boohooo...heeheehhaaboohooo....!" my god, for a while i thought lau huay had short circuited her blain.

I also couldn't help it and laughed in between answer, "Wait auntie,heeheehaahaa....u mean lau han koo is dead in haadyai doing those thing and the whole body dead but the cock still stands? hahhahh...heee..hee!" i just couldn't help it. can u not laugh when someone tells u a guy dies but his cock is still standing?

"Yes. hahahaha....!" she was no more sobbing. she was hilarious!

"why, auntie lau huay? hahahaha...!" i couldn't help laughing even louder. " say that again and say properly, leh."

"OH....hahha....! let me catch my breathe first....hahahaha...." she was getting delirious. "They said he had an overdose of thai viagra....and die cock stands...hahahahaha......!"

"so how auntie....ahahaha?" we were like two crazy people talking in between laughter and laughing in between talking.

"i ve told my children....my eldest son will be accompany me there to claim his ashes....what else to do?" suddenly lau huay turned sombre and serious.

"ok, lah auntie...don't be sad...han koo is really asking for it....it is all fated that he chooses to die this way...ai...don't be sad, ok," what else could i say to her but such lame consolation words. bless u auntie....u r now actually free of the torment.....

the saga of LAU HAN KOO AND THE SPIDER SPIRITS OF HAADYAI has to come to an abrupt end...i was feeling rather uneasy....did my chanting go into super over drive and drove unwittingly lau han koo's demise? see if i monk now....i would know. anyway, it indirectly freed lau huay from further torments by lau han koo...so both good and bad.
thus this episode ends here.....in a couple of days, would be lau han koo tong tong ching...so see how the funeral wake goes....sad ending. chui guo chui guo!

From:
HardRCafe
24-Oct 02:57
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DrBi
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....continue......
his thong was dirty and wet he has been wearing for several days straight and now his arse is infected with a thousand fleas too bad his hands are too short to scratch.

From:
leetahsar
24-Oct 06:39
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HardRCafe
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i heard that....is ur backside itchy? u need francisco to chrome it? :)

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