oh dearie me! what the hell have i been doing all this while? ...immersed in thongs, backside itchy and all the nonsense! jialat, how could i have infected myself so obscenely deep?......
form is emptiness, emptiness is form,form does not differ from emptiness,emptiness does not differ from form.the same is true with feelings, perceptions, mental formations, and conciousness.
- extract from the PRAJNAPARAMITA HEART SUTRA....
don't think i am cheeky...i may sound cheeky but cheeky i am not...don't think i am obscene...i may write obscenely but obscene i am not..don't think i am bad....my reply may looks bad on me but really bad i am not.....
i am the good monk to be.....namo great amitahba buddha!

WEIRD HAPPENINGS IN THE CHURCH I GO....

i wonder how many of u go to this church called FAITH COMMUNITY BAPTIST CHURCH or FCBC for short. their hq is at marine parade and a branch that is the former DALIT THEATRE, i think at bt. merah near to the former hdb hq.
i had a relative who's one of the pastor (am i suppose to call him now cousin or upgrade him to "father") cousin so n so or father so n so. so i asked him....and got a good scolding from him. "Tahsar, u dingaling....call me by what u use to call me, lah! father is only is i am a catholic priest, then u go called me father...so goondu, u!" came the nasty no bar hold reply from father cousin.....i mean cousin peeleepian or plp for short.ok, i was a regular there until i observed strange happenings there. i always wonder whether such were real or faked out by the christians themselves as some kind of "special effects" to stimulate or scare more people to pay up more tithes....i mean convert into christians.
during every sunday sermon that i visited in the past, almost every sermon somebody would just konged off and fell flat either face down or back down....really weird. cousin peeleepian said it was the manifestation of the holy spirit into the encumbent...u know the drop dead chap....i mean he's not dead just blacked off.
then every time the pastor...i think it's a kong....lawrence khong or something like that would say towards the end of the sermon..."I sense that somebody in the audience is inflicted with such and such disease...the lord wants me to heal him blah, blah.....pls come up to the stage or raise ur hand so that i can say u a prayer...blah...blah...." see, i was once a regular i could even recite his lines.
so if a person stepped up to stage, stranger thing would happen. lawrence khong would just pat him with his palm and keboom, he dropped dead...i mean black out and fell into some receiving arms...the holy spirit infesting the believer i was told.
is this for real or what? comment.
cousin peeleepian says i got quali for pastorial material and would really like me to be more serious and get baptised....paiseh, i told him everytime he pressured me: "I rather be what i am...maybe i going to be monk...anything but pastor". this reply normally get plp worked up and machine gun mouth starts firing away....then i would add jokingly and innocently, "i am multi religious...u know like jacks of all religions but master of none. so next time i die, all the gods - whether the lord, buddha, or lord siva, allah, even the daishonin...whoever god also recognise me...." hahaha....saved no need to go to hell...but sure getting alot of hell firing from cousin peeleepian.

yesterday nite, i just saw lawrence khong and his daughter as magicians. could some christians at FCBC update on me....is lawrence khong no more with the church...not preaching any more? is he now a full time professional magician?
this church is getting weirder. a pastor turned into magician and they said that other religions are all satanic leading them away from the good lord.....
pls moderation comments ok....careful of the big S words, namely SEDITIOUS.... abd the worst part don't go insult other religions...to each their own preferences and any good religions is a respected one...so pls brothers be mature when u reply...use ur blain juice before putting it into words....bless u!
maybe this sunday i will visit the church and see for myself.....

From:
khanaton
24-Oct 19:35
To:
leetahsar
383 of 619

83628.383 in reply to 83628.382
that guy is a show pony.
i nearly puke when i say him on TV.

From:
leetahsar
24-Oct 19:39
To:
khanaton
384 of 619

83628.384 in reply to 83628.383
who cares if he's a pony or a donkey or an ass (hole)? can u update me on those happenings? the "drop dead knock out" syndrome in his church....

From:
DrBi
24-Oct 19:58
To:
leetahsar
385 of 619

83628.385 in reply to 83628.382
are you selling 'koyok' for Lawrence Khong ?
---------------------------------------------------http://www.magicoflawrence.com/bio_lawrence.asp
Lawrence Khong is billed as "Asia's top illustionist." ??Lawrence Khong founded Faith Community Baptist Church in 1986, which has since grown to 10,000 strong. He also founded and chairs TOUCH Community Services, a registered non-profit welfare organization aimed at serving the under-privileged and needy in Singapore. Lawrence is a sought-after international speaker and advisor.