THE ANAL-CONDA OF HARDRCAFE, my old buddy...

HAVE U BEEN DEFLOWERED BEFORE?

HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
12:38
To:
Ennui (kTuLu5) unread
Poll 3 of 10

113169.3 in reply to 113169.1
In my case.....my right hand.

From:
leetahsar
12:39
To:
Ennui (kTuLu5) unread
Poll 4 of 10

113169.4 in reply to 113169.1
LEETAHSAR...I CUT ALL THE BLOOM FLOWERS AND THE SHY ONES...AND PUT THEM INTO MY VASE NEX TO MY BODHISTTAVA GUAN YIN....;9)
ER...do i deflower so many already??

From:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
12:39
To:
LMichael6
Poll 5 of 10

113169.5 in reply to 113169.2
'cos no one dare to admit. It's a shame!


From:
leetahsar
12:41
To:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
Poll 6 of 10

113169.6 in reply to 113169.3
poor thing...so ashamed to admit the italian gang of slutty bitchy gloria...orgasmic MO LI AKA ...and of course how can we forget...sumo wrestler FRANCISCO and his anaconda?
.....er..want another orgic round??.....;9)


From:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
12:46
To:
leetahsar
Poll 7 of 10

113169.7 in reply to 113169.6
Just to update you about gloria........she's missed my anaconda so much that she actually brought one from brazil. Heard the brazilian anaconda analled Francisco so bad that his voice now sound like those Sinkee Idol female contestants.


From:
leetahsar
12:50
To:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
Poll 8 of 10

113169.8 in reply to 113169.7
so ur anaconda now dying to mate with her brazilian anaconda?...can do that to u know...and i will title it...
SLEEPING WITH THE HUGE SNAKE......;9) (ka tua chuar koon!!)
want...want?


From:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
12:54
To:
leetahsar
Poll 9 of 10

113169.9 in reply to 113169.8
My anal-conda only interested in holes between the legs.


From:
leetahsar
12:56
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HardRodCafe (HardRCafe) unread
Poll 10 of 10

113169.10 in reply to 113169.9
since u mention about FRANCISCO singing the soprano now..maybe time for ur ANAL-CONDA..to slither his hole between his legs back....;9)

more weird creatures.....

tortoisewolf


crocfrog


an albino sphinx....

DI ZHANG WANG.....the bodhisttava of hell...IF I DON'T GO TO HELL, WHO WILL....?



TEARY...TEARY EYES......
GOODBYE TO DEAR AUNTIE ROSA.....
MAY U REST IN ETERNAL PEACE IN THE FOLDS OF
OUR GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN.....
AMEN!

FAREWELL AUNTIE ROSA....FAREWELL

A CONDOLENCE MESSAGE TO A KIND LAU AUNTIE

yes....she passed away on 22 JULY 2006 at the age of 66.
ROSA...auntie rosa as i remembered her the first time she came to my garden to buy her first pot of plant from me.
it was like 20 yrs ago, me was still had my 6 packers abs..and of course my electric gazing big round eyes...haahaa...;9)
she saw me...she fell "in love" with me...and so i lovingly called her auntie rosa....
when she knew i wanted to wind up my business and go into retirement, she resented my action....and started showering me will all the bo liao compliments....she went to the extent to get business for me to motivate me...
i really was very thankful to her...but all her other pals aunties' business couldn't save my garden which was waiting to be bulldozed anytime by those mean machines parked daily outstide my garden....:(
in the end...what had to go....was gone...;9(....
I LOST MY LOVE...MY GARDEN...AND ALL MY BELOVED PLANTS WHICH I NURTURED FROM A CUTTING....FROM A SINGLE SEED....ALL GONE!....all flattened and buried in the lumpy mud.....*sigh!*
and 20 yrs later, auntie rosa's health started to deteriorate. first it was her faulty heart valve...then the whole heart gradually became defective...then her other vital organs...then ....then...she was dead!
prior to her eternal rest, i was fortunate to have visited her in her lst class ward in TAN TOCK SENG HOSPITAL...
she was already a bit blur...her eyes were already cloudy...all her luscious wavy hair cut botak....
for the first time after the last meal she belanja me years back....i met her again....
my heart ache....she was a very pretty, gorgeous and charming elegant lady...and now in a rut...with tubes probing into her arms...
i didn't know why. it was like she sensed my presence. she opened wearily her eyes...she saw me...and tears started to roll down on her cheeks...
she gave me a fade smile...and beckoned me close to her. she whispered faintly into my ears..
"tua pui....u r finally here..." and tears rolled down more her cheeks, "when i m ok, i will belanja u again....."
and me..well...the niagra falls came down my big gazing eyes without control..without any bashfulness
and shit...so many tissues i used!
so...without hesitation and dunno what motivated me....i removed my power buddhist beads......and wore it around her wrist....and she was so touched...this time she really niagra falls...and she blurted a jerky ..."THANK YOU, tua pui...thank you..."
so i gave her my leetahsar bear hug......
and now hopefully she would have a smooth journey into the other realm where her suffering ended...finally.....
ornitoufo...MAY ETERNAL PEACE AND REST BE WITH HER ETERNALLY.....;9)

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN OF SINKIELAND

a few days ago, out of my msn popped a guy - a down and out tourist guide.
we chatted. i realised the poor man was out of job for more than 6 mths cos his tour agency went bust. and he wasn't paid for his last salary or got any compensation.
Longsu as he was called was a malay muslim. he sent me his pic. he didn't look anything malay...more like jap or chinese. definitely not malay.
he was a very very handsome chiohunk. solid bod. sexy kind of beady japanese kinky eyes. and my god! get this - spoke in mandarin very very fluently and wrote very ariticulated mandarin...
NOW I M VERY INTERESTED IN THIS LONGSU...the down and out tour guide...haahaa....;9)
so i asked him finally how he survived since he was married and with 2 schooling kids some more...he said...haizz very sad and pek chek...and asked me whether i could go out and meet him.
he really needed some one to talk to. OK LOR!...me retired what...plenty of spare time. so off i went to meet him at my queenstown mrt station at about 5 pm.
what ethical guide he was!! chun chun 5pm on the dot, he was there already at the station. from the escalator, i could already sixth sensed him...and true enough, i went straight to the phone and there LONGSU was in macho dark sunglasses....
"LONGSU?!!" u called out the moment i saw a chiohunk stylo milo attired tall solid bod hunk there.
he turned. smiled. removed his shades. my goodness!! one solid handsome hunk man!!. he gave me a very firm handshake. and no..this time no tickling of any other little fingers. a gentleman he was.
i already liked him...heehee...;9)
so we headed to the queenstown library as i promised over the phone i would teach him a thing or two in share market investment. the library had internet service. i also needed to check my end of the day shares transaction.
it was a real hot day. we were sweating like hell!...no problem. anticipated there. from the plastic bag i was carrying, i pulled out a cool POKKA peach tea for him.
he was so surprised!....how cum i knew he needed a drink...haahaa...so i told me...me a 6th senses piggy...;9). of course i got one for myself - a OOLONG POKKA TEA...now u know why i damn blur..and "OOLONG"....;9)
finally we reached the library. logged onto the terminal....and he edged so close to me that i could feel his...er..body heat among other senstive organ poking at my side of my ribs.....
to be cont'd.......

PART 2

After about 15 mins, he was still pressing on me....pretending to be interested. i knew he wasn't listening or paying attending. his juices was at his poker rod on my ribs......;9(
"er...longsu...u dun mind...my ribs like going to be chewed up by ur solid bloodhound...." i hinted to him rather bashfully.
he got my messaged...and bloodhound REVERTed pup status....phew!...
"....so u understand already, long?" i asked.
"dunno lah...bob...forget it lah....me no money to invest too...." he replied rather dejectedly.
"u could make some money for urself...and u dun ve to be mercy to anyone's will u know...LONG?" i encouraged him, "and now my broker firm got promotion. i introduce u in...u get shopping vouchers, me get too...and u dun have to pay a security deposit...me one of their favourite client...been in the market since i was sec 2...."
still, he gave me that dejected expression. ok lor! forget about the whole matter...we started talking about his past tours guiding...
so interesting the places he went....most of the muslim tourist attraction countries like TURKEY, XIN JIANG, MECCA, ...SO ON...
wow!!....wow!! wow!! and the different men especially those really "handsome" ones from TURKEY, he had flings with.....haahaa...;9)
BUT WAIT!!...AREN'T HE MARRIED??!! yes! precisely what i asked him....and this is his story......
...to be cont'd...
bought tickets oledi or not??...bo sen li u know....:(

PART 3

why am i writing in so many colors? cos his stories are so so colourful....here we go...
he married his wife out of convenience and pressure from his family....he told me although he was considered as macholy manly..he was a pure BOTTOM....meaning he loved to be laid.....;9)
oh gosh!! i m really learning alot of words and things and dunno what XXX from the queer world...how interesting!
er...but pls...me still pure as the shiniest moon...the most fragrant lotus from the stinky mud pool it stands out from....;9)...cos me going to be a monk wannabe when the destiny comes.....
he gave his wife 2 very beautiful kids. his wife was chinese. and her undying love for him, she willingly converted to be muslim giving up most food that i would die for...PORK!...char siew, lup cheong, bak pao, bak kut teh, pork chop...etc...'cuse me...drooling now....
so there we have it - a seemingly nice little cosy functional family. father, mother, children....happily doing their own little activities.
and father..my god...is an underground teetukong!
i was asking him how he survived when he was out of work. he said his wife brought in the bacon...but then how?...what about himself ?...how he passed the time??
here he bo pian. and the darkest secret came out....
he got a couple of " boy friends".....HUH??? BFS OF A MARRIED MAN??...and yes his bfs also married men with family...but not local.
he was especially fond of his jap bf....so one fine day, he went to his jap's condo. they er...u know...did those things...
after that the jap gave him money and left for work. to return the kindness, he house clean the jap. did his laundries, cleaned up his place, mopped the floor..etc....
cleared his wardrobe...and at one dim corner...a sparkle was flashing at him....a very bright sparkled....blinking...blinking...blinking......
to be cont'd

YES...IT WAS A BLING BLING!!
what's that u asked?
A ONE CARAT DIAMOND as big as my monster pimple! it was a loose stone.
he picked it up. stared hard at it. kept it and wait for jap bf to return from work which was going to be pretty soon as it was like almost 6pm +....
DING DONG! that must be jap at the door.
daintily he hopped to open it. once the door closed behind them, the loving smooches started......*smacks....smacks...kissess..kissess...sucks..sucks..*....and yucks..and yucks to me!!!
the jap was hot. he was hot. and they kissed. they embraced each other. all hands and legs were so busily entwined with each other.
they were liked doing the sensual samba and pirouetted all the way to the bedroom. by then, a trail of trousers, shirts, tie...and undies were strewn from the hall all the way to the bedroom....and the humping, the moaning, the groaning and wrestling match began...and oomphs..and arrghs...and wooo..and ahhhs...and YES...YES..YES!!
and all silence......
both of the lovers just laid on the bed...still in tight embrace.
LONG then open the small cabinet at his side of the bed. took out a tissue paper. wrapped it. walah!....a sparkling diamond!
the jap's eyes suddenly became very enlarged from a slit...
"where u got that?" jap asked.
"while cleaning ur wardrobe.." long replied.
"wow, it's a $13k belgium diamond A grade i bought for my gf when she was here...and shit!!...she lost it in the wardrobe!!" jap was a bit worked up. he din know his jap gf actually lost his diamond....he was furious. then he smiled. see how dramatic japs can be....;9)
CHOTTO MATTE...CHOTTO MATTE!!! (means WAIT!)
DID WE JUST HEAR THAT JAPS HAVE A YIPPINESE GF????
oh my god!!...i could not stop munching on my satays that i just ordered....my eyes almost popping out as i learnt of this....what a tale to behold!!!..........
to be cont'd.....

PART 4

NOW my hands were very busy. it was such horny exhilarating bedroom stories...one hand was hold a satay and the other hand shakily holding a cup of teh c siew dai....(cream tea with less sugar...hawker language)
i was staring at him....he was eating casually his ornitoufo...i mean his tofu goreng...and me was like mouth agape with the beef satay frozen in mid air....haahaa...;9)
gulped, munched and down the frozed satay...gulped, downed my teh c...and i asked, "BUT U MALAY...AND A MUSLIM MALAY???!!!.....can like that so WILD meh??"
LONG turned solemned. artistically placed down his fork and spoon. mopped his mouth with tissue, looked at me with almost guilty beady jap liked eyes and said," BOB....haizz...i married my present chinese wife out of convenience..." he began.
"my parents pressurised me to get married....I NEVER LIKE WOMEN....(oh my god!).....I LOVE MEN...(oh my goodness!!)....and was already having secret underground flings with my jap bf for many years till now without my wifey knowledge....(oh god save the wifey queen!)..."
"but my wife loves me so much, she even converted herself to MUSLIM.....and we have 2 kids already...in primary school..."
my mouth was wide opened....my eyes were even wider....my jaws nearly dropped!
"er..so how cum u interested in me?" finally i had to ask this very very question i wanted to ask but never dare to ask....
"you??...u cute lah, bob!!" he laughed. "i saw ur face only...i feel so comfortable...and today i was so so pek chek cos my pay with the busted tour agency down the drain lah...not a single cents i could get....and i saw u on net...and asked u out lor...and THANK ALLAH!!...I DID....talking to u made me so much better...thanks bob...u r such an ABANG!....."
now me blushed...haahaa....;9)
u bet we ended up as ABANG & ADEK...the real ones...not those bedfellows A & A, ok...dun think deviated about me...
after our last stick of satays, i walked LONG to the mrt station and we parted. i consoled him and told him not to worry.....every tunnel has a light....and every storm comes a bright shiny day....and take care...and bye bye to him....
me never do that...never done it....only very good at fantasysing it...and using my er...bo liao lame creative writing skills presented it to u all...
u bet LONG will meet me again...and now i fear for his well being...WHAT IF ONE DAY HIS DEEPEST SECRET IS EXPOSED TO HIS WIFEY, WHAT CATASTROPHE WILL FOLLOW???
now i beginning to worry for him....for his wifey..and most - for his 2 kids.......how long can such secret last?....forever?...until the day he dies..and this brokeback underground altered ego life buries with him???
i wonder....and i worry.....ORNITOUFO TO U, LONGSU!!....U REALLY NEED A BIG ORNITOUFO......
the end.
how is it? comment.

some more weirdos....these can be seen...whereas in human, they are deadly insiduous...

..pantherchimp

...eleorang utan
...pussybit
...walruskeet
...penguinger

more than what u think u seen...use this on people, u should know what i mean....

...kangasquirrel

....dogcock

...crocduck

...parrotdog

dogsparrow

LOOK AT THESE PICS...u know why some people dun look like what they appear to be....

A RETRIEAGLE?
ELEPHANDOG
ELEKOALA


clockwise: sparrowfox, parrochameleon

flying croc

MEAN BANKER; FILTHY LAWYER!

then there were lawyer and banker...no wonder they are know as snakes...so slippery cunning and sly...
one banker came to my nursery...asked about plants...wanna to do up his garden. i was eager. new business prospect right?
wrong!!...pure exploitation of the poor from the filthy rich!
drew him a design with detailed planting arrangement and plants names including the quantities required...brought him all over the nurseries to look at the plants...
and later...all of a sudden, quiet down...
one fine day, i passed by his addressed...my god!..guess what the garden was done up according to my design specs...
and me being wasted like a week time for nothing...and my design...HE STOLE IT!...without paying me a single cent!

some years later, a lady lawyer came...and she repeated the same damn thing!!!
and worst, this lady lawyer was recommended by one of my rich pal who's dead father's properties were put in her charge....
god bless my pal!...hope she din sup away all the properties his old man left for me....;9(

From:
max1421
20:11
To:
leetahsar
13 of 18

111186.13 in reply to 111186.12
Thanks for the light-hearted sharing of personal experiences. He who provides a scientific name for plants must have a real love for them. Could we have some common friends, apart from the lovely greens? Are you still in the landscaping business? I thought OTC was at 1 [number of yellow flower] Road. Warmest regards.

From:
leetahsar
20:15
To:
max1421 unread
14 of 18

111186.14 in reply to 111186.13
sorry...got mixed up ..OTC address was KHEAM HOCK RD...a side root from bt timah...nice place...big..and very simple...
very pte person wanted me to suggest a dense screening plant for greater privacy...

From:
leetahsar
20:24
To:
max1421 unread
15 of 18

111186.15 in reply to 111186.13
"BOB....can u pls come to my place immediately...." a voice rang from my handphone. "my hibiscus is shedding leaves...dunno why??...can come now?"
a customer of my who lived in east coast road called, saying her problematic hisbiscus problem.me was then at the foot of mt faber....quite a distance there u know...
being quite free that day, i biah there only to realise she wasn't watering her plants...and not only hibiscus but the rest of the plants are shedding leaves....so bo bian..since i was there, i water for her...took like one hour...
after i left...and it wasn't even my maintenance day....i provided her a twice a month manintenance service....
and after that...THANK U...that's it!...no compromise me with petrol money or what...just a thank u..a cup of plain water...and she meant for me to GET LOST!...;9(

the worst part was my tao chew...or first hand man two timed on me..u know..potong goyong...left him there to do the work...and he went canvassing for new personal contracts around the area....
i din know until that lady customer told me...of course i was furious...he spoilt the market by charging dirt cheapskate cheap...cos he was there doing the work...after finished , he went do all his personal contracts....without my knowledge..:(
and to think i taught him so many things..how to use relevant chemicals for relevant horticultural problems...where to buy those chemicals...and at what price...so on..so forth. see...even the disloyal poor also tekan the hand that fed him...so be it...i was utterly disappointed with him...
he was a young simpleton guy who once grew veggies at the old chua chu kang rd where my 2nd garden were relocated from the demolished MANDAI one and closed by to his...
and a big big basket of veggies he grew after days of tender loving care barely fetched $50...now he just did my contract and per visit he already got $80..and that was only for maybe about an hr plus work...
so many jobs i sub contracted to him...even set up a company for him...so that he will be able to be independent....in fact i had a deeper plan for him...i was eyeing at that time a piece of beautiful land in JB....
when i found out his real insiduous and greedy character...i had 2nd thought...anyway, i was suddenly hit by the CLOB saga and all my coffin money gone...kapooh!...so the deal to seal that piece of beautiful land was ruined....:(
so MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE...
now i dun plan anymore...i take each day at a time...what come will come...what go...will go...no need to worry...no need to fear...trust in ur own compassion...and everything sure turns out fine...
ornitoufo....;9)....and so I RETIRED!

HE WAS BUT just one of the nasty rich...i dealt with rich people...cos only they live in landed property with gardens...and that's where my expertise come in...
i even done ong teng cheong's house in khean hian rd off bt timah...
he's a modest humble man and owns an lauporka mercz and a honda accord...
and also a daughter of our ex president...very fusspot...i terminated her contract...cos too inquisitive...
do 2 hours gardening works in her house, she would call and ask 3 hours questioning..can die u know this type of people...

no. this is true personal account...there's another one ....
very very rich hkie who owns a big shopping complex downtown.
the wifey engaged me to designed her gardens. they were actually renting a colonial bungalow from PIDEMCO at 5 figures rental...no joke! crazy u know so much money might as well buy one freehold properties...
anyway she bought a pair of monstrous FA CAI SHU...of course, it was me who FA not her.
well Fa cai shu botanical name is called PACHIRA EQUATICA...
and once awhile the bushes can get quite messy. to handle this plant or rather a tree, u have to be ruthless. u must prune the whole canpony hard and way down.
i know the reason, the rich bitch didn't. so one day she asked me to prune the 2 monster pachira.
so according to my expertise, i pruned it botak.
she saw. she shocked. she screamed. she rushed up her room. got a camera snapped the botaked pair of pachiras and threaten to sue me...
me was angry explain to her. din understand blinded by fury...I WANNA SUE U!!...I WANNA SUE!!..
so i told my guys...LET'S PACK AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE....and from there on i terminated this crazy woman's contract...
about the sue part..well, it din come. in a couple of weeks, the trees grew back even more beautiful. she called and asked me to return and continue looking after her garden...sorry!..no way even if she increased my payment...
cos i wasn't sure which day she might go berserk again..and this it won't be suing...she might screamed...U MOLESTED ME...U RAPED ME!!...i will die pain pain....;9(
so it's good luck and goodbye to her. doesn't mean she got money i must work for her...
want other stories how the rich plays the poor??...me got tonnes of it...yes...maybe put it into my pizza shop...
but it won't give u a happy feeling after reading them....

HOW THE FILTY RICH PLAYS THE POOR....ME!

i tell u my weird encounter i had with matas some years back when i was still running my plants business.
a very rich guy called me to come to check on his fallen tree in his house. so an appointment was made. as his place was very very ulu, i was late by half an hour.
on reaching there, i rang the doorbell to the gate. a indonesian maid opened the gate and let me in to inspect on the fallen tree and other trees in his premises that needed to be pruned or chopped off.....
as i was inspecting, in came a mata car and 2 mata kias. they grabbed me and asked me what the hell i was doing here looking around.
i was shocked...i told them the owner requested my presence to check on the fallen tree. i showed them my name card. and they demanded my ic which i gladly gave them.
then i called the bloody freako owner on my mobile. guessed what he said on the phone?
he said he called the matas cos i was late in my appointment. and now he treated me as trespassing his premises. i scolded him U FREAKING CRAZY JERK!
then hung up the phone. i told the mata kias. LOOKED THERE WERE BIG ALSATIANS INSIDE THERE. THEY WERE LOCKED UP. THE MAID ALLOWED ME ENTRY...SO WHAT TRESPASSING???
that hit some senses into the 2 idiotic matas and one of the guy let go of the hold on me. i told them i was going to F off cos this owner was a psycho irritants. the matas agreed. off i drove my trusty pickup...
yes the 2 mata kias apologised to me..and agreed the owner was crazy....and they closed the case.
so u see...rich people when they wanna let u make a few miserable dollars...they make sure they make u make it very very sadistically....
hopefully, one fine bitter stormy night, the rotting monster mango tree can collaspe into this jerk's bedroom with him lying underneath there....
HEAVEN WILL TAKE CARE OF SUCH EVIL RICH PEOPLE....for the bad karmas they sow...just like the paps....wait and see.

my eyes got frosted today in public pool!

From:
cutebayhunk
12-Jul 13:46
To:
leetahsar
30 of 67

110926.30 in reply to 110926.1
the pee in the public pool must've gotten to your eyes.

From:
leetahsar
12-Jul 13:57
To:
¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
31 of 67

110926.31 in reply to 110926.27
let me continue what happened when i shoot bak with the 2 cutie jap sweetie pies..
the one in orange pokka dots bikini kept giggling at my direction. before i knew it she was wadding towards me...in such sensual manners...aiyoyo....i hoped i didn't add any personal cream into the pool.....
was i excited!! and my anaconda was like steaming the water!
"ah..no neh!....squeeze me...." the first things that was blurted out of her cheery red small pouting lips....
"squeeze u???" i was shocked. my god! aren't jap cuties getting bolder these days!....in enlarged eyes now with more electricity shooting at her..."yes?" i responded...luckily was in the water. she couldn't differentiate the drools from my lips...;9)
"...ah no...er...me yippinies..."
of course i know lah..sweetie pie! u r yippinies...i mean japanese....
"er...ah no neh.....u..er..."
"yes..yes..."
"er...ah no neh...time...." she finally blurted one engrish word.
"oh...yes..me very free...." i replied eagerly..
"er...heehee...sony....niak..niak!"...she stuttered. her gf in lime bright green again pokka dots 2 pcs bikinis....zoomed in...
she was giggling, petitily cupping her wide opened mouth with palm.... "sorri...nas ka...." she interrupted...."time....." she pointed to the big clock at the cafeteria of the pool...
"oh can..can...me very very free....what time?" i eagerly replied.
and both the girls went wild...giggling..and gesticulating among themselves..and blah..blah..blah with each other...
then they turned to me. "ya..ya...what time??"...
"oh any time also can...me very very free..." i smiled back my big piggy smile that vanished my eyes into slit.
"sony...er..sorri...nas ka...." they blushed. " no...nyet...nyet!!..." then they gestured by putting 2 opened palms and bringing them together so that one thumb on left touched the thumb on right...
OH.!..ho!....u mean to ask me what time close...the pool....SHIT!!...me was so embarrassed!...now my turn to blush...and my anaconda was drowned...dead...and reverted to worm!...shit!!
after told them closed at 9.30pm...."arigato...gosen mas de...!" the two cutie pies wadded away...and couldn't stop giggling leaving me standing their like a blown off merpiggy sotong...lost as ever....shit!
so back to my swimming and oogling at the rest of the underwater "mountains"...wow...a cup 36D just floated past....
my god! was i having the whale of my life!...the very first in queenstown swimming pool....haahaa...;9)

From:
leetahsar
12-Jul 13:58
To:
cutebayhunk unread
32 of 67

110926.32 in reply to 110926.30
au contrarie...the masses of "mountains" floating below surfaces nearly popped out my eyes and other "thing"....;9)

From:
¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
12-Jul 16:28
To:
leetahsar
33 of 67

110926.33 in reply to 110926.31
A nice funny one...thanks!

From:
leetahsar
12-Jul 16:33
To:
¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
34 of 67

110926.34 in reply to 110926.33
emptiness is form....form is emptiness...
what i thought i saw...was not really what i thought it to be...
it was all an iullusion created in my own lame blain...i allowed my juices to go to my little dickhead...
chui guo..chui guo!

MY EYES WAS FROSTED TODAY IN PUBLIC POOL

itsy bitsy tiny bikini...............

yes...i was having the cheapest thrills of my life. FREE OF CHARGE!
went to the public pool for dip. entered the toilet. gosh! lots of changes. no more opened cubicle type anymore. but fitted with locked door...GOOD!...dun have to be groped by horny teekopeh gays who always sit around on the bench and drools at my moon...:(
after changed into my found recycle trunks, off i went to the pool...something funny leh?...how come the pool like only a few men...but my god...the chiobus flooded the pool...
JACKPOT!!!
so i swam breaststroke...and she swam breaststroke...in opposite direction...my god!!...could have nosebled u know...;9)
and not one..but like about 8 chiobus..young...firm..busty...and in one or two pieces bikinis so tight...alamak!...i m going to have wet dreams tonight liao...haahaa...;9)
san chai..san chai..!...and chui guo..chui guo...to me...ornitoufo.....;(0

me was trying hard to stay underwater doing the breast stroke for as long as i could hold my breath....and soon...another pair of mountains appeared on my left side...
wow!... this one was in 2 pcs orange pokka dot bikinis...i almost forgot to surface to breathe...phew!!!
and soon upon reaching the other ends....my god!!...kuay tui 2 pairs...were in the water...so slender...so fair....alamak...i added my drools to the pool liao...;9)
then i surfaced reaching the other end of the pool....wow!! damn damn sweet ladies...chatting away....i was wearing my power goggles...so thankful to my sister who gave me this...if not i would have missed alot of sweet things....;9)
shit!...goggle all misted! removed and wet it and put it back. realised the girls were looking into my direction...i must have electrocuted them when i removed my goggles to wet....they smiled sweetly at me...of course, me smiled back and gave them a faint salute...
giggled....heehee...so cute!...and both them started swimming in breast stroke again to the other pool end......
of course, the piggy swam too lah...wow lau!!! kar kwuee kwuee...i thought i was coming down with cramp...in my anaconda area...haahaa...;9)
chui guo ....chui guo!....

when i finally reached the far where my pair of merbabes were....i couldn't help myself panting like a merdog....;9)
the pair were giggling..and sending shoot bak signals...wow lau...time to eletrocude them with my gazing electric eyes...yes!!
removed my degreed goggles...shit! blind as a bat!...just shoot bak lor...and soon..yes...very fast kinda of soon...one of them waded towards me.....

let me continue what happened when i shoot bak with the 2 cutie jap sweetie pies..
the one in orange pokka dots bikini kept giggling at my direction. before i knew it she was wadding towards me...in such sensual manners...aiyoyo....i hoped i didn't add any personal cream into the pool.....
was i excited!! and my anaconda was like steaming the water!
"ah..no neh!....squeeze me...." the first things that was blurted out of her cheery red small pouting lips....
"squeeze u???" i was shocked. my god! aren't jap cuties getting bolder these days!....in enlarged eyes now with more electricity shooting at her..."yes?" i responded...luckily was in the water. she couldn't differentiate the drools from my lips...;9)
"...ah no...er...me yippinies..."
of course i know lah..sweetie pie! u r yippinies...i mean japanese....
"er...ah no neh.....u..er..."
"yes..yes..."
"er...ah no neh...time...." she finally blurted one engrish word.
"oh...yes..me very free...." i replied eagerly..
"er...heehee...sony....niak..niak!"...she stuttered. her gf in lime bright green again pokka dots 2 pcs bikinis....zoomed in...
she was giggling, petitily cupping her wide opened mouth with palm.... "sorri...nas ka...." she interrupted...."time....." she pointed to the big clock at the cafeteria of the pool...
"oh can..can...me very very free....what time?" i eagerly replied.
and both the girls went wild...giggling..and gesticulating among themselves..and blah..blah..blah with each other...
then they turned to me. "ya..ya...what time??"...
"oh any time also can...me very very free..." i smiled back my big piggy smile that vanished my eyes into slit.
"sony...er..sorri...nas ka...." they blushed. " no...nyet...nyet!!..." then they gestured by putting 2 opened palms and bringing them together so that one thumb on left touched the thumb on right...
OH.!..ho!....u mean to ask me what time close...the pool....SHIT!!...me was so embarrassed!...now my turn to blush...and my anaconda was drowned...dead...and reverted to worm!...shit!!
after told them closed at 9.30pm...."arigato...gosen mas de...!" the two cutie pies wadded away...and couldn't stop giggling leaving me standing their like a blown off merpiggy sotong...lost as ever....shit!
so back to my swimming and oogling at the rest of the underwater "mountains"...wow...a cup 36D just floated past....
my god! was i having the whale of my life!...the very first in queenstown swimming pool....haahaa...;9)

final part 4....SAD DAY FOR ME - I QUIT NDP!

a big piece of white sheet covered over us ...and the rest of the participants....then some kind of bright colored lights was shone onto it...i couldn't see what cos me concealed under the white sheet...
then they drew off the humongous white sheet..and i was shocked!
i thought it was too earlier for the HUNGRY GHOST MONTH...cos i saw the dead RAJARATHNAM on the billboard screen talking to eveyone there...
thought he came back from the grave like what our mental minitoot would do when he was going to be stiff and cold....
and i couldn't help laughing as i was mildly startled...imagined u were covered...and when u were exposed...the first thing u see on the big screen was a dead guy talking dunno what to u!
haahaa...and fireworks...and booming...and more fireworks...then pledge and now the real mari kita.....i realised my affinity with NDP was drawing to an end...and i sang like mad....very loud...very strong...and very the vibrato...;9)
and held back my tears...as it would be good bye ndp....i dun think i could continue with this bunch of nicoompoo SOKA brats...
and while they were resting ...i sneaked off with my prop heading towards indoor stadium to claim my belonging...
once outside the NATIONAL STADIUM...could hear their main bigger idiot TRAINER giving bo liao pep talk...and yes..."I SAW TEARS IN UR EYES...AND THEY WERE TEARS OF JOY NOR SORROW"....was heard again from that lame dunno what bo liao chiak liao bee general....
should have stayed...and given him a real TEARS OF JOY...with anaconda in his blackhole!
wearily i walked to indoor stadium, finally reaching up after the ascending steep flights of stairs.....and there were families behind me..and commented how good my light changing performance was...and that was already worth...all my pain, suffering, sweat and blood...cos the prop cut me bad in my arms....all scarred u know...:(
that already made my night liao!...it wasn't wasted effort after all...it was well worth it....and if i hadn't revealed myself as a non soka member...maybe i could have gone all the way to the grand finale D DAY...
and so be it....
i left my prop with those in charge of the logistic and returned them my costume...but this bloody bunch told me to wash my sweaty costume and return to H Q AT TAMPINES later....
ok lor...i will fuck care them..and keep the costume instead as souvenir....and act as the PURPLE POWER RANGER FOR MY young nieces and nephews...haaahaa...purple power ranger uncle leetahsar....what a hack me going to be....!...haahaa...
and that conclude my ordeal and encounter with NDP...THE SOKA...THE NO BIG NO SMALL "buddhist" brats....and the bo liaoness of idiots who were placed to lead....and many blurcocks there...haahaa...er...me also one of the biggest blurcock...;9)
GOD BLESS THEM!...hope the whole thing for NDP will turn out better with the absence of SINGAPORE GOONIEST UNCLE...LEETAHSAR!!
over and out!

part 3... SAD DAY FOR ME - I QUIT NDP!

soon it was about our turn to performance. the whole bunch of 1200 men in obiang purple suit had to run all the way in the scorching carrying the stupid lame 3.5kg prop all the way from the INDOOR STADIUM to the NATIONAL STADIUM....
shiong man!! those "trainers" kept yelling...RUN FASTER...RUN FASTER!!....and we did just that...sweating like hell!
then what happened?...all jammed up in the tunnel under the audience seats below...so so packed...so so hot...LIKE SUANA!!....and all jammed up with 1200 hot and sweaty men...my god!! the BOs alone could have suffocated and killed me...luckily for the farsighted piggy...me got medicated oil in one pocket and mineral water stuck in my butt...i mean in the back pockets of my shorts which i wore inside the horrible purple pant!
and no wonder everyone was eyeing on my arse..it was extra bigger than usual cos of the 2 bottles of 500ml mineral water..
hah!...now i pulled i up and quenched my thirst...and those fcukers could stare...but no lah...me passed the water around...shared...i dun harbor their hatred for me...i dun harbor ANGER...haahaa...;9)
soon off we went to the opened field to perform it out...and in about 10 minutes...IT WAS OVER...and everyone rushed out....
whew!! cold NEWATER stand by for everyone..and we drank like buffaloes!.
then after a brief rest, was given a helium balloon and back we went into the stadium field for the GRAND FINALE....
Small scaled dsiplay of fireworks...pledge and sang national anthem...more performance from some mediacorpse artistes..and then weird things happened.....
concluding part 4.....cont'd

part 2....

last thursday i picked up a pair of red arm detachable red velcro sleeves... good i thought to myself. i could wear this so that my arms won't be badly scratched by the hopeless prop.
so when the time to practice before the big show, i put that on....
and all those jokers thought those protective sleeves were nifty and practical....but not the lame idiot young leader. this young punk started picking on me the moment he set eyes on me.
infront of everyone, he asked me why i din came to the TAMPINES HQ...and what's that nonsense red sleeves i put on my right arm...and saw my power buddhist thread...and my watch...and even my detaied instruction which i pasted on the back of the prop...
he demanded me to remove everything!...i tried to be funny...and asked him...want to also remove my recycled ck briefs and give that to him or not...haahaa...;9(
so he took everything damn things which i prepared...;9( except the buddhist thread...he dare not touch....there goes my protective red velcro arm sleeve...i was quite pissed liao...but i loon....cos for the sake of today's grand performance..I LOON...TOLERATE...SQUEEZED OWN BALLS...AND LOON!
good!..makan time!..my favorite. wow! today makan damn shiok!
got vegetarian and kentucky fried chicken set...ok...me piggy i had one of each..;9)
after makan, got GALA apple some more...no enough can go again...and my god!...a chicken guzzler there actually ate up 6 boxes of KFC!....
then we rehearsed our move...oh shit!...was absent last thursday cos visiting the terminal nice lau soh who was once my loving customer.....ALL THE PATTERNS AND COLORED LIGHTS SEQUENCE - CHANGED!
MATI LAH!!...just when u beginning to get used to it, they changed everything liao...now i was STRESSED!
to aggravate thing, a bigger bo liao fattie there who thought he was a handsome division leader came to give me a piece of his mind...dunno for what?...
challenged me to quit...and even flashed a ndp ticket and asked to F off to be an audience instead of a performer...but I LOON AGAIN....BUT U KNOW....my temp was slowly raising liao...and the terrible heat was making the situation worst...BUT I LOON!!!.....;9(
and some asshole there noticed my buddhist wrist string...and demanded i removed...i was shocked...why were they so allergice to a piece of harmless string???....cos i not their member or what???
so i told him off...U WANT ME TO REMOVE MY CK RECYCLED BRIEF FOR U???.....then i threaten to strip ...haahaa...they got a shock...haahaa...;9)
and my group of gang asked me where was my power red arm sleeves...i told them confiscated liao....they also looked like this...;9(
cont'd part 3.....

SAD DAY FOR ME - I QUIT NDP!

last sat was NDP FAMILY DAY PERFORMANCE...it was a freaking hot day...HOTTEST ONES i ever encountered!
prior to the peformance time which started at about 5pm, SOKA lame group leader, a boy boy barely 17 yrs old, called me up to go to their HQ at tampnes.
i asked reason cos the actual time was to gather at about 4pm at national stadium. he told me chanting and briefing...but i sensed it was more chanting than bo liao briefing..
going to tampines from queenstown is so much further and inconvenient for me than going directly to NATIONAL STADIUM....and i din see any reason for me to go to their HQ at 1pm just to do 2 hours chanting...me NOT member. meaningless to me to chant their dunno what japanese chanting...
so i fed up!...i called to the chiobu secretary of SOKA - the same one who took my body measurement and some one i ever shoot bak with...and explained my predicament to her...so understanding this lady....me like falling in love with her liao...haahaa....her explanation so soothing to my ears...and i told her about my misery after i exposed myself to the bunch of young ignorant no big no small young brats about their about changed attitude when i revealed i was not a SOKA shit.
she so mindful and understanding...and sorry for my suffering. she agreed with me that if i resigned , it was ok for me...cos no point if i felt so traumatised and unhappy liao to continue...
so i told her...i din like to be quitter...and would love to finished the whole thing up to D DAY...but if those young brats gave me problem that day, i would quit...true enough...insults and humiliations was all i got for that very stressful FAMILY DAY PERFORMANCE....;9(
i arrived at NATIONAL STADIUM after the lame group leader sms me to wait at the EAST WING....a couple of participants were there too...we waited and waited . 4pm...and still the whole 1200 guys hadn't turned up....
we the squatters there began to panic....as soon it was performance time and our props were so problematic...mine couldn't work...must be the batteries flat!
so called that lame young leader idiot...and he told us the bus reaching national stadium liao...and asked me to wait...
got a feeling like being tekan..then he would bring up the matter to humiliate me in infront of the whole lame group...
soon there was an obiang purplish uniformed guy walking towards us. told us to go over to indoor stadium. the whole bunch was there...my god!.....now then they tell us!
so off we went in the heat of the sun...damn far man!!....was sweating like a fountain liao...;9(
there at the indoor stadium, long queue. participants were queueing to have their defective props repaired...so long the queue no joke...WHY GAVE US DEFECTIVE LAME PROPs IN THE FIRST PLACE, huh?..........
to be cont'd......
IGNORANCE OF THE MIND. r u living in it?
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From:
leetahsar
13:11
To:
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19 of 25

110553.19 in reply to 110553.16
Q...u may like to know hor..i quitted liao after yesterday grand performance...
though i wanted to continue but i can't...my social status situation there had changed after i revealed that i was not a SOKA member...I WAS OSTRACISEd...and picked on...damn jialat type...
they told me i cannot wear my buddhist STRING...not beads hor...just a weaved yellow string which a monk tied to my right hand...(my powered AZURITE BEADS had already given away to a dying lau soh....;9(
reason:...my POWER STRING hor can hurt badly some one if he lands on it...like that also can huh?
and then after a tiring night of full dressed sweaty performance it was preaching time...and they said CHANGE ALL PATTERNS...my dog their god!
meaning all these past strenuos practice just gone down the drain...so i beh tahan...packed up my prop and defiantly walked out of the NATIONAL STADIUM to the INDOOR STADIUM where all my personal belonging were kept...
i returned them the prop...and told them IT WAS ASA LA VISTA FOR ME...GOOD LUCK ..AND GOOD BYE...MAKE UP UR MIND ON THE PATTERN FORMATIONS THEN CALL ME...CCB...not that...chow ciao bye!
and now..let's see how this jokers here going to flame me again...
perform wholeheartedly for them...flamed...QUIT now...expecting bigger FLAME FOR ROASTING THIS POOR TIRED AND SCARRED PIGGY....;9(

From:
leetahsar
11:44
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang) unread
2009 of 2009

83628.2009 in reply to 83628.2007
huang, comparing my old man with urs....who has done greater evil?
i never hated my lauhankoo...just feel sad that at his advanced age, he is still so attached to lust and pleasure of the flesh..and dying everyday for teetujuices....
LUSTS IS VERY DESTRUCTIVE...and people also has reason to cover it up...so that they feel less guilty...and think it's ok to lust after more teetus....so be it....let them one day be poisoned into a slow death by all the toxic teetujuices...they sowed the cause...be prepared for the everlasting suffering effect of HELL!
ornitoufo....;9)

readers' responses to this story....

From:
ÎÚÅ« (KUNTAKINTE)
3-Jul 23:27
To:
leetahsar
2001 of 2009

Uncle Lee,
Aiyo.... I can not believe that such explanation was given by your da shi xiong or chen ge !! Wah lan ooi.... I really can't believe it and can't tahan it anymore !!
What right has chen ge to say that sbk is a cancer tumor ? What right has he got to ask ccg to cut off the tumor ? What right has he got to ask her to forget about sbk and no point to be upset by sbk ??
sbk has gone astray, he has been misled either by his own moment of weakness or weakness in desire. Every one of us, unless one is inhumane, suffer from moment of weakness at certain point of our life. Unfortunately, no one and not even our good friends would be able to knock any sense into us. We just need time to realize our own mistakes. When will sbk wake up ? Beats me !! He would one day, but when ? No one knows....... In Buddhism, sbk has to go through this ordeal and karma has a lot to do with it. If you are really his friend, you should stay by his side, "chant" his wrongdoings and knock him out of his senses. sbk could have lied to you and make up stories to gain your support.... but, have you spare him a thought ? HE IS BLOODY LONELY NOW !!! DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE HAD TTJ TO FUCK, BUT, INSIDE HIM, HE IS HOLLOW, HE IS AT A LOSS !!
Please, Uncle Lee, please do not quick to conclude your findings and hasten to write the conclusions, and sentence sbk to hell. Everyone of us do not deserve hell, Kitigaharba Bodhisatva promises that he would be the last one in hell . . . . .
Amitabha Buddha . . . . .

From:
leetahsar
3-Jul 23:41
To:
ÎÚÅ« (KUNTAKINTE)
2002 of 2009

a letter was posted here...but he warned me to delete it...and still dun want to admit his mistake..he had been cheating the wifey from day one...and for 7 yrs already...

mislead???...no...lonely?...NO...happy like a fuck..he's free..he can drink from any teetujuices now....so be it...let him be poisoned by one one of this day...it will be his karma then...
god bless him!

From:
¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
3-Jul 23:42
To:
ÎÚÅ« (KUNTAKINTE)
2003 of 2009

Errr....excuse me but he has to write his script according to the directive of his aussie payer.

From:
leetahsar
3-Jul 23:47
To:
¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
2004 of 2009

aiyah...no one pays me lah...the one who came and told me interested in my stories...just a smoke in the air...here today...supped..and gone tmr...
lucky din conned my money...so in a way lucky lor....guess me got to go fishing again....
Ô¸ÕßÉϹ³¡£¡£¡£¡£haahaa...so be it...;9)
the story is real life happening...i ve terminated my sad and disappointed acquaintance with sbk...and even now his father ah lau pleaded with me not to give up on him...
sorry...he as a father is out of his wits...me as a kelefe...no way i can help him...when he doesn't want to help himself..a.nd still thinking it's other's faults...
GOD BLESS HIM>...;9(

From:
ÎÚÅ« (KUNTAKINTE)
00:00
To:
leetahsar
2005 of 2009

Amitabha Buddha,
Om Mani Padme Hum

From:
leetahsar
00:21
To:
ÎÚÅ« (KUNTAKINTE) unread
2006 of 2009

thanks...appreciate u can help me do a chant of enlightenment on my wayward brother sbk.....thanks again...
ornitoufo.....;9)

compass rose is now called EQUINOX..70TH RAFFLES CITY HOTEL

before i went for my EQUINOX HIGH TEA with my gof pal...me had to go for this one...cos need to settle with him all my monthly visa billings...but he so kind to treat me HIGH TEA there..he got the RAFFLES CLUB...so it's actually one paying..one free..haahaa...;9).....see how cleber this gof is!
before i left the house, ah lau called. "tahsar, are u reading to makan with me...?
oh great!...i told couldn't cos in another half an hour me meeting my gof pal for high tea the top of raffles city hotel.
he started asking about his son, sbk. i was rather pissed off...i gave me a piece of my mind....how the hell i know??!!...he 's the father not me!...if he dunno..how the hell i know??!!
but actually i knew everything liao....
ah lau told me he felt very sad the way sbk's rascal behaviour and he had written a letter to be faxed to ccg to apologise for his son obscence behaviour...ER...THE SINS OF THE SON FALLS ON THE FATHER???
so i bluntly told ..yes u do that!...then i added surely U DON'T WANT UR DAUGHTER TO MARRY SUCH A GUY RIGHT?
and if he's ur son, then ur daughter in law is somebody's daughter too...and what right does ur son keeps hurting somebody else's daughter...and his marriage pledge about how lucky he marries this wife...well...all bullshit!!!
ah lau said, "aiyah...ah sar...u must help him lah..u r his big brother what?"
"help what?" me was really fuming liao..."i can only help if he wants to help himself..if doesn't want, what can i do?...he infact is enjoying the bliss his wife left..so how to help now???...u tell me lor..."
SO U TELL ME LOR...HOW TO HELP ONE WHO STILL THINKS HE RIGHT TO DO ALL THOSE BO LIAO THINGS..HOW TO HELP AN IGNORANT FOOL WHO THINK HE'S DOING THE RIGHT THING?
HOW TO HELP AN IDIOT WHEN AN IDIOT DOESN'T WANT TO HELP HIMSELF??
U TELL ME PLEASE....;9(

..THE SILENT WEEPY WIFEY

waited and waited for ah lau to called me for lunch...no phone rang....
then it rang...oh great!...god of fortune pal called me for EQUINOX HIGH TEA....now i was in a fix...wait for lau han or go for 3pm high tea at the top of raffles city?
ok...of course high tea with gof...cos i knew i won't need to pay. if with lau han, maybe i gotta end up paying...and me quite broke...yesterday already paid for chinjiagong lunch and taxi fare....:(
yes...yesterday....i haven't contnued what happened during our meeting.....
suppose to meet chinjiagong at toa payoh hdb hub for lunch. she wanted to explain to me exactly what was going on between she and sbk....
she drove there. after parking, we met and headed to PISSoff HUT...cos there no business....so quiet to talk....
me was hungry so i ordered most of the items on special offered there...as we ate, chinjiagong shoved me the letter and ttj's pic (deleted cos sbk read it here..and demanded it be deleted...or else....)
me was shocked. my eyes almost popped out...i couldn't believe what i read..and that ttj. she was the low hipster lady (like not wearing any undies) whom sbk had brought me to meet her before...
and that romantic flirtatious love letter...oh my god!...if i were to be a girl...i would surely strip and asked him for his hound...haahaa...;9)
it was suddenly cleared to me. all this while, sbk painted a fantastic illusively wrong picture about ccg and smoked me...so that i was like dun quite approved and like her...her attitude ...her behaviour...and her bitchiness...
BUT NO!...this wasn't really the case. it was the reversed.....i should have known it when i was delivering with sbk. he was already flirting with new girls...even got a blue tooth to convenient his flirtings while he drove his lorry.....
and he seem to enjoy it...:(
so now...it was all clear to me..and ccg broke down and cried openly....i told her maybe we should be going to my temple. dai shi heng was waiting there for us...
and the stupid mini couldn't start....kong off again! so we took a cab to the temple.
dai shi heng was about to leave. on seeing us, he welcomed us and three of us sat down. chen ge started his counselling session...WOW!...REALLY ADMIRED HIM FOR HIS SUPER INSIGHT!
the way he explained using the prajaparamita heart sutra was out of this world...how i wish i could have expressed so eloquently and effectively like him....
his final verdict on the whole thing....
sbk was like a very playful cat. he loved catching mouse. but when he caught one. he didn't eat it. he played with it until it was half dead. then he discard and target another poor mouse.
the half dead mouse is chinjiagong...the next target mouse would be ttj.....
he advised ccg to let free this hopeless heartless guy....no point crying, breaking heart...or even die for him...he wouldn't be sad...on contrary he would be too glad. then he would be free "to catch the next mouse to play with".
sbk was like a cancerous tumour. he only brought pain and suffering cos he was such a person so deep in lust...and greed of pleasure....he could do that to his current wife...he could do that to the next woman or even the next wife....
so the advice was: cut off the tumour. discard. pain for a while better than pain forever...free oneself for the suffering. why attached to it?
our parents give us life and would be sad if we are suffering...and not living happily....would u want ur children to suffer...would u want ur married daughter to be crying and sad everyday over some romeo jerk?
NO!...time to cut and discard...dun adhere to the suffering...discard the tumour once and for all!
well, my power preaching chen ge...I SALUTE U!!
and as ccg was listening and nodding...she was weeping bitterly...and in no time...she used up the whole roll of toilet paper i passed it to her...and need to get another...:(
and i so pai seh....chen ge admired my kaypohness...FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE...I WAS APPRECIATED FOR MY KAYPOHING!!
he said tahsar was like a bodhisttava...he brought u to me...and u came...if u din meet tahsar...u still dunno how or what to do by wallowing silently in ur suffering...
and if today's counselling...u felt better...it wasn't me to have help u...it was tarshar's credit...cos he brought u here to our temple...and coincidentally u met me....
he was about to leave the temple...i called him...and "booked" him to wait for a while on the way to see him...with a girl pal...and there...the destiny was created....
so now ccg was much stronger and more decisive and knew what the next step to take....she would be voluteering her service to our temple next week.
we are having a incantation to chant for the deads...7th MONTH...THE MONTH OF THE HUNGRY GHOSTS BEGINS...u know...
so u r welcomed to join us...every sunday 3pm...chen ge would preach...and his preaching is very dynamic and powerful...better than any pastor i know...and practical cos it's buddhism..and straight away u can relate it to ur daily happening or mishappening....
join us....sometime got free makan...that was what attracted this greedy piggy in the first place...haahaa...;9)
and now ...i will ornitoufo to chinchiagong...hope she has enlightened...and felt light...
and a multi ornitoufos to sibeikang...my ignorant and foolishly lost brother who still refuses to admit multitasking timings is a big sin...and he like still very defiant and proud of it...
AND SO BE IT....LET HIM GO TASTE THE RETRIBULATION OF HIS SINS...HIS EVILS...AND HIS KARMIC BAD EFFECT...it will be sooner than he thinks...
ornitoufo...sbk...if u r reading this...NO ONE IS SADDER THAN ME NOW....ornitoufo to u...
this is the last time u will be meeting...talking...and even scolding me...for the things i have done to u...and for ur still ignorant and greedy lusty mind....MAY THE LIGHT OF THE MERCIFUL BUDDHA AWAKENs ALL UR SINS...AND MAKE U REPENT..REGRET...AND RECTIFY...
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY U CAN WIN BACK UR WIFEY AND SON....ornitoufo to u....
our story would have to end here...cos from here one...i wanna to be out of the couple clashes liao....
the end of story....(for the time being)...
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THE FINAL ODYSSEY OF SIBEIKANG - THE SILENT WEEPY WIFEY

"WHAT THE FUCK! why u dated my wifey yesterday?....what happen to my lau pok kai mini?" an angry rant rang out from my receiver.
yes. u guessed it! it's sibeikang....
2 days ago, saturday, his old man called me and talked to me for so long....pleading me to help reconcile the couple. he already missed his grandson sisuagong. chinjiagong already packed everything and left with son to his father's place.
and the old man called...and the old man called again..and the old man......and i beh tahan...i realised must be real serious...THEN HOW CUM SIBEIKANG COULD STILL TELL ME "EVERYTHING'S OK...WHY U THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG BETWEEN US?"
yes. there was really BIG SOMETHING WRONG.....
all my kaypoh bugs told me called the wifey to find out which i did ...and my god!...i realised all this while i had been conned by sbk to believe it was the fault of the wifey...
i even started a thread to tell people to be careful...u know...SWEET DR JEKYLL AND HIDEOUS MRS HYDE.....pai seh...this goon was being abused and misused!...ketok..and cheated...conned and smoked...by someone jerk who did so much wrong...and still got the audacity to bad smeared his wife...tsk..tsk!...really really bad BAD BOY, sbk!!....
IF U R READING THIS...i hv to tell u....my destiny with u is ending soon....god bless u!...keep doing what u like...keep hurting another girl...another someone's beloved daughter...and soon u will have all the ill effect returning to u...in multiple folds and with all the interests accrued!...ornitoufo...i surrendered my fatih and trust in u....u go face ur karma now..the day i am out of ur picture.....;9(
i still worry for u...my encounter with u and ur tribe to enlighten u all..and hope make u more humane and grasp ur compassion...is a total failure! :(....u have morphed into someone more evil our of my estimation...GOOD LUCK...AND GOOD BYE FOR NOW!....sorry...no more free timsum from now on..no more free coolie and free filipino maid services from me any more...i know i was exploited...abused and misused...but my intention was to let u see ur evil..which u refused to acknowledge...and continue to create more evil...sowing more suffering seeds....
ur wifey suffers...ur son suffers.....ur mum suffers.....ur old man suffers.....ur brother sibeipine suffers....and NOW I SUFFER FOR NOTHING!...guan wo pi si!!
let this be my last warning to u...WHATEVER UR ACTION U DO,....AND U SOW THE SEEDS OF EVIL INSTEAD OF THE SEED OF COMPASSION...THE EFFECT WILL BEFALL ON UR INNOCENT CUTE CUTE SON....
THE SINS OF THE FATHER FALL ON THE SON...u urself was always telling me this...
good luck..and good bye sibeikang....i really do hope u could grasp ur inner compassion too...until that day...i will still be chanting for u...for u to discard all ur lusty ignorances and attachment......bye...
sorry...for getting too personal....i sensed he was reading this too....and this morning...i was cursed and yelled at for nothing...
it shows only a fool still attachment to his ignorance...and stupidly thinking he is still doing the right thing...and so be ti!
he will face his own consequences now...i have done my part as a concerned brother...i have failed miserably! :(....and ornitoufo to him....
let me washed up my teary face...before i continue...sorry....;9(
.....to be cont'd

THE SUFFERING WIFE IN SILENCE

me and my tua kaypoh!!..
yes..the story continues...it's now the weeping wifey's turn...
me meeting her..and bringing her to my temple and hope she could find some solace there...and maybe an answer with her settled heart and tranquil mind when she has achieved that...
so wish me luck...I M OFF NOT TO MEET HER....and yes..her side of the story will continue...i think it's going to be a yee lai chan's melodrama sob soap drama...haahaa...;9)
stay tuned!
THE SUFFERING WIFE IN SILENCE.......;9)


From:
ÎÚÅ« (KUNTAKINTE)
3-Jul 02:02
To:
leetahsar
1986 of 2009

83628.1986 in reply to 83628.1985
Bro,
Read your story about your soon to divorce friend and his wifey ordeal.
In my life, I try to help people of all sorts. When it comes to family matters, I usually take a step back. Be it husband and wife, parents and children, brothers vs sisters, brothers vs brothers, sisters vs sisters, and etc, I will try not to interfere.
Why ? HOW COULD I ?? They have been living together more than me !! They know their shortcomings and worst, they have their hidden secrets or their dark sides that they would not want to reveal.
In your case of your friend, be it teetujias and what not, the husband must be prepared to face the consequences, so do the wife !!
I have seen cases where these china mei meis fend pregnancy to get moronic Sporn men to marry them. These moronic Sporn men believe them without 2nd thoughts...... Yes, to me, they are moronic but how could they be so blinded ? It is because of their choice..... like in Buddhist teaching, every incident, every phenonmenon, there are consequences and choices. One has to decide because every decision will bring about positive and negative effects and results. The worst can happen is that the individual does not have the "wisdom" to choose and decide.
With reference to your friend. He could possibly be looking at the comfort and availabilities at hand. Possibly, he did not delve into the consequences when all dust settle. Is he prepared for it ? Another thing, he could be living for the day and tomorrow is just another day . . . . .
How could you help ? Definitely not as a "go-in-between" to sort things out because they have their own dark sides or linens which you may not know. Yes, you may say that they have none, but, how do you know ? You can help them to get some insights which is not exactly enlightenment . . . . . but near to it. In every situation, we achieve greatness when we are able to rationalize it and achieve positive outcome. Because, because, in every situation, it is a test for the individual. When I accidentally fractured my leg, it is a test for me to see how I could get myself out of the situation to be a better person. When I broke off with my long time gf, it is a test for me to see how much I treasure the one I loved and how much she treasured me in return. When we did not work out, it could simply mean that we did not have any treasures between 2 of us despite having many memorable moments together. We could have sparks here and there, on and off. But, we were not burning !! We do not have that burning desire to be together, burning feelings that bind us, that burning needs to have each other.... we were treating each other like social escorts.... it was bound to fail but, we did not see it. We were blinded.......

THE FINAL ODYSSEY OF SIBEIKANG

my good brother pal sbk is in the rut now...wifey chinjiagong finally has enough with him and his teetujias. she's packing up and leaving the house now with her son sisuagong. she isn't leaving for her mum's house at east coast...but going to his dad's place in yishun.
yes. chinjiagong parents are divorced when she was young. her rolanto calibre father marries a cheena mei mei...meaning she's bring her son to her step cheena mother to ask her to look after her step grandson...
would u think a cheena mei mei married to a sinkie would look after somebody's daughter's son...her step grandson?
obviously no right. the probability is she may agree to handle chinjiagong's son..but in reality she would just chuck her step grandson aside when no one is looking...agree?
this few days i was with sibeikang accompanying doing all the mattresses delivery....i din quite like it cos being his "free flippino maid", i sometime end up spending quite an amount of money...he's called SIBEIKANG not for nothing ok...cos he's damn kang!...i would end up paying his drinks, his meals...and my bus fare home...;9(
but anyway, for the sake of his family especially his very cute and intelligent son...I WILL DO IT...AND TRY MY BEST TO RECONCILE THE COUPLE..FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR SON...anyway, his old man asked me to help him...cos he dreads losing his grandson whom he dots very very much...
so begins my bo liao kaypohness once more..haahaa..;9)

"kang, how's ur relationship with wifey so far now?" i casually asked sbk while in his pirate ship lorry...pirate ship cos i knew i was going to be free coolie for that day....*sigh*!..:(
"aiyah!....why everyone suspects there's something wrong between us huh?", he replied rather irritated.
"ok lor!...u tell me lies...then ur get lies answer lor...u tell me the truth...i give u a true solution...up to u!!" now my turn to get exasperated. "guan wo pi si!!....i m being a fat kaypoh only!!"
sbk was silent momentarily. then he revealed, "this kinda woman, dun want also ok one lah....she wants to leave...then she jolly well can fuck off lor!"
then his handphone rang. "hello, teetujia.....hahaaha..yes..yes...blah..blah..blah..."
shit! here his marital problem was rocking and his family was breaking apart...and there he was already flirting...again with ttj......i almost wanted to smack him sharply across his cheek!
"kang, u know my bloody old fuck at home is also sucking teetu juices hor?" i said. "do u know how do spider spirits operate?"
"blah..blah...blah...yes..yes...talk to u later..." sbk got another new call from another teetu, an insurance girl. "yes tahsar, what's that u were talking?"
"shit, KANG!....DO U KNOW HOW THE TEETUS OPERATE OR NOT?" i repeated.
"huh?...what...?" he was blurred by my question.
i gave him a stern look and began my explanation. "the mission of all the teetus is to create havoc in the family...sow discord between husb and wife...so that the husband will be itchy and keeps thinking of the faked gentleness of the teetus....and he will long to be them...then with the wifey...u r deeply poisoned by ur ttj!!!"
"no sar...why everyone thinks me and ttj got something on??" he explained. "we just friends only...."
"what friends?....she asked u to send her to airport ...u send...and left her sportscar with u...and u zoom it around to show off to ur FOSC members...and drove me around with it....got so good friend one meh???...she could ve taken a taxi there, why bother u?"
silence.
"your old man is so worry about u and requested me to help u and wifey reconcile. he told me she's leaving with his doting grandson...ur father's sad u know, kang?...and so is ur mum who looks after ur son for 3 yrs....and u like pretending nothing to me ...everything's ok....u always lie...to wifey...and even to me...what else can anyone trust u??"
i paused to observe his expression...i noticed tears welling up in his eyes...."so what are u going to do to salvage ur marriage...dun make ur son pays for ur sins...or the SINS OF THE PARENTS!!"
"dunno sar...." he stuttered. "i ledi dunno....it's not salvaging the marriage...it's that i gave up on this bitch already...she's so vengeful and unforgiving..she's using my son as a trump card against me..and my parents....i hate her for that...and i wish she can fuck off asap!"
that astonished me!....how was i to continue....there's no way i can help now...his love for his wife was like dead...and how can me a bo liao kaypoh revive that lost love between a couple?
"kang...u r a father and a husband...u ve to act responsibly...how can u be so flirtious and romeo..." i began my preaching. " if u want this sort of life...u shouldn't marry u know...whatever bad action u sow....ur son will end up with the bad effect....do u know that or not???!!!"
silence. wiping droplets of tears from his eyes, sbk was too ashame to look at me. he looked out of the lorry's window....and sniffled.
"kang....try and win back ur wife's love....like when u first courted her..." i added.
"no sar, i give up liao...my love for her is dead...and pls dun bother about us anymore...the seal is moulded already...i just hate to see her now...SHE MAKES ME SICK!!" there were unexplained hatred in his voice.
why???...why when he courted her...and they were indulged in romance..they were so loving...why the change of hearts?...why has love turned to bitterness now?...who's fault is it?
i m at a loss of words and wits now.....

...to be cont'd
I WAS SO GRATEFUL TO THE PARENTS OF CHINJIAGONG FOR GIVING ME SUCH A WONDERFUL LOVING WIFE.... i rewound this testimony of words spoken by sbk during his wedding speech...me damn good photographic memory.... silence again...... "kang....i m now very very worried for ur cute clever son....i hope ur sins dun fall onto him...u and wifey...and everyone who loves ur son will regret for the rest of ur life....", i gravely told sbk. he was shocked. his eyes almost gorged out. "what?" he asked. "your wifey's mum is a mei mei cheena stepmum...u think she's here to look after someone else's child meh?" i queried him. "and her father's pigeonhole is on the highest floor without any window grilles...ur son is very cheeky and active u know hor?...what if he tries a superman after watching SUPERMAN...then how?" "then his mother will regret for the rest of her miserable life..." "his mother?...and who are u then?" silence...... so be it..the couple has decided....and today his son and wife are not longer with him. she's filing for separation...and 3 yrs later shall be officially divorced. HE should be a happy free man. back to his swinging rolanto bachelorhood. he can have his lustful fill of teetujuices from different teetus....24/7...god bless him!...;9( it's his cute clever son, i worry the most. i told him if he's going to see his son, bring me along...i wanna to see and sense what kinda of step cheena grandma his son is facing daily... and i told him...if i sense she is hopeless evil kind, we grab the son and bring him back to his loving maternal grandmum who has devotedly looking after her grandson for more than 3 yrs... how would the final odyssey for sibeikang going to end?...my 3rd and worst prediction already coming true earlier than i anticipated...i dun want to read his yunchi any more.... i dread the outcome...and so let it be....may the buddha has mercy...and protects his son...keeps him safe from the sins his parents especially his father's going to commit....bless him...and ornitoufo to sisuagong....may he live as normal as possible a boy from a broken up family at such tender age.... ornitoufo to sbk and his wifey....may they come to terms with their silly childish immaturity...and may they awaken to the ignorance and foolishness of their minds...their stupid self egoism..and their selfish thought about themselves without sparing a consideration for their clever cute cute son... i am very sad...my heart aches. i am weeping within....cos i failed as a brother to reconcile them....ornitoufo......'9( .......to be cont'd??