alamak! one ardent listener only....bo seng li. wonder will this thread close shop soon or not.....
now no inspirational blain juice....like so many things to write about my life experiences....like all very lame.
i was rewinding and thinking and thinking and then rewinding.... what the hell did i end up as a male nurse....u know boy missie at the age of about 23...hahaha...very ding i was..but it was this missi experience that open up my whole life and gave life a new perspective....LIFE IS SO FRAGILE AND UNPREDICTABLE and hence my say:MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE. u don't even know what's going to happen when u step out of the door.....
let me rewind, compile and i will start my nursing days experience: LEETAHSAR, THE MALE MISSY..... what a joke even the title already making me laughing already! :)
ok, tonight will be my missy experience...u know the male nurse and degradingly called missy....shit...don't flame me as faggot hor...
here goes....

LEETAHSAR - THE MALE MISSY STORY

Can u imagine of all the jobs i been too, i was now a male nurse or degradingly know as tabor missy in hokkien.
i remembered the day i went for the interview. wah lau! shiok u know...all the young wannabe missies. such a feast for the eyes...all shapes and sizes...all so cute :) waiting their turns to be interview.
"leetahsar! coming in please!" i heard a voice yelling behind a closed door. my turn to be interview. I entered the room sat on the chair facing 3 "gods"...no no...not god of fortune , longevity or happiness... rather it was 3 very stern looking interviewers: a faggoty principal nurse, a old virginal matron and one dingaling old bitchy higher nursing officer. "why do u want to be a nurse? a male missy some more?..." first question fired away.
"er...," luckily i was well prepared my very touching reasons i read from one of the inspirational book, "the virtue to give care to a sick person is the highest virtue that can be...." wah lau! moved the matron to tears...heeheehee...:) Interview finished. time to chase some chiobus nurses wannabes....time to be flirty....
for months and months waiting for reply from the the nursing school of SGH. then also saw the horticulture school intake. oh! what the heck applied also. very interested in plants, too.
one day, the mail came. ho say liao! i was accepted for the nursing training. they had a term to it. it was called PTS or Pay To Study...no no...seriously it stood for Pupil training school for the nursing program which involved in 3 yrs training and ward posting. then took exam and pass and then become full fledge nurse or SRN -State registered nurse....and u think i was bluffing...don't pray pray i was a material kind of nurse, a male missy, ok!
it was off to the school of nursing located at sp general hospital. it was a very pleasant place. there was quite a number of classrooms i was sent to class PTS88. see even the number also damn shiok for me. it was a class of 42 wannabe nurses out of which only 6 males including myself. shiok hah! so many girls and only 6 horny boys....hell, wrong...4 horny boys were actually horny about boys...that made me one of the faggots' favourite target. why? 'cos i handsome and got muscle that time...serious, don't laugh really got abs and muscles...why u think choo choo so horny on me? the other guy was a skinny monkey...a nondescribed.
during our first 3 months training, it was really fun and i learned alot of things...oh ya, do u really want to know why i enrolled myself? well, my grandma was bedridden. i was actually working for my old man's company. so in order to know how to handle my poor old granny whom i loved very much....i went nursing training. got pay and can learn something, what. and the good thing is when u finished, unlike teacher training, u don't have to sign a donkey years contract with the gov. so more freedom right...just learn everything and then scramp!
each of the students had to take turn to make a speech on a certain subject picked by the nurse trainer. one fine day, it was my turn. and guess what was my subject to present? pregnancy and breast feeding and bathing babies....shit! and i had to do it. i knew it all along the bloody faggoty male nurse trainer was always eyeing at my voluminous chest. ok lor, i just do it lor...what else...he was the boss what.
I was given a plastic baby so i got to demonstrate the bathing part first and then the breastfeeding part....hell man! i was the biggest clown for the whole month...all the girls talked about it for so many days...and i became so popular : the 1st breastfeeding male nurse...hahahaha.....
soon 3 months basic training was finished. it was posting to the wards now to apply what we had learned. don't know whether it was my lucky star or unlucky one, i was posted to the BOWYER'S WARD
this ward was like a dead man's ward....everyone who came here most likely would end up dead....not i killed them. for goodness sake!they picked alot of vagabonds and homeless old men and dumped it there to torture ur this poor male missy.
bowyers ward is now converted into some kind of nursing museum.
1st in this ward. the matron saw me. and i thought i saw a drool from her slitted bespectacled eyes smiling lips. oh good! i got a horny old virginal matron for my first virgin posting.
this matron really didn't give chance. reaching out, she held my arms and led me to the ward. she explained,"U see this knocked out patient here?" ya, i looked. it was a young man with funny looking red sores all over his naked body clad only in a red underwear and all bound and tied up. legs and hands. all spread eagle. no joke!
"OK, u see the nurses station just next to his bed?" the virginal matron continued, "His is a serious case...suicidal and inflicted with syphillis...that's why all the red spots over his body. those beds that are nearest to the nurses station are the most serious case...furthest one means so so case. u get it?" i nodded. next i was told to bed bath patients. most bedridden ah peks still hadn't get their morning clean up. I was suppose to be their morning personal body cleaner for today and days to come. shit! just my luck or what?
what to do start body cleaning lah. it wasliked doing a dry cleaning. 1st u mopped moist the body with soapy water, then go over it with moisten watery towel. then dry with another dry towel. after finished, talcumed all their groves and cracks. and yes that very private part too i had to clean and powder. sheesh! and not one patient hor but the whole ward...can die already u know!
i got this very teeko old a pek that had a urinal tubing fixed to his kokojiao. suppose to collect his daily urine discharge. shit! this ah pek tugged away this tubing and i had to stick it back again...the front part is like a condom except with an attached plastic tube that led urine to a container. what to do! gotta to held up his dry up kokojiao and fixed the condom tubing in. and this bloody teekopek just gave me those lecherous smile. after finsihed, i thought of giving him a tight smack across the face. shit! now i gotta go sterilised my contaminated hands....hard to make a living i finally realised!
.....eh, all sleeping already....shall i skip and end now....exciting part coming next u know...the young syphillis man was the next to give me hell..... response if want me to proceed....