THE RETURN OF CHILLIPADI.....

ringing...ringing.....my retro phone rang around midnight. "hello, tahsar...." a girl's voice was on the other end. "this is chillipadi...i am back....and now in the police station....can u please come down now....sibeipine got into an accident....."
strange? how come chillipadi's back? i thought she's in Hawaii doing her postgraduate. without further ado, drove my trusty pickup to the police station.
There chillipadi was already anxiously waiting for me at the entrance. the moment i approached the entrance, she rushed to hug me. goodness! nearly blue and black by her voluminious boobies. of course, i grabbed and hugged her, patting her back consolingly."what's wrong, chilli?" i began. "boohoohoo...boohoohoo....sibeipine just crashed his ASTINA....luckily, we weren't injured...boohooo...." she started crying. niagra falls wetting my shoulder. "we argued in his car and then it ended cat fisting....and he lost control and crashed into the road divider....luckily we alright...." she related the story. "tahsar, i m so scared....he kept insisting i give up my studies, return home and marry him....he's really too selfish and really too much, this bastard!!"
we both waited for sibeipine who was being interrogated. soon he came out of the questioning room looking glum and dejected.
just then, sibeikang came, too. it wasn't a time for talking or asking further questions.....i told sibeikang to send sibeipine back while i sent chillipadi home.
in my pickup, chillipadi could not help it and started sobbing uncontrollably again her niagra falls. "tahsar....i am suffering....sibeipine keeps forcing me to stay with him and give up my studies....." she said in between sobs. what could i do besides letting her waste my box of tissues....
on reaching her place, i told her, " chilli, u have to think about your own future....your studies is more important now....finish it no matter what sibeipine pressuring u...." it was hard to say this but i just got to do it, "sibeipine is really behaving like an immature spoilt brat....for your own good, put your studies first...if he means to be your boy, he would be your boy...if not, then both of you just isn't strong in your suppose love for each other...." with that last remark, i drove home.
Not long after that, chillipadi returned to Hawaii to finish her studies....and she was history to sibeipine. she being gf #3 and the most fiery one among the lot 'cos sibeipine already got another gf in waiting audrey. then there was evvone. then there was cindy. then there was joline....and the list went on and on....
finally, choobeebee, the indonesian sweet thing came into the picture...hell, i lost count she should be gf#13 or plus and minus a few points. who cares!
but no longer after choobeebee's presence, entered another really shrewd and lau chiobu who was a divorcee with 2 teenage girls. let's called her lau chiobu....the next dramatic upstage would be happening before u pop in that popcorn....stay tuned for....

CHOOBEEBEE VS LAU CHIOBU

sibeipine was really the notorious rolanto of the west. he really lived up to his name. he hitched girls so effortlessly. the trouble was the dumping part. he ended up hurting all the gfs.....
he met choobeebee in a pub. at one corner, she was standing there. all blurred and lost and really didn't know what to do beside standing there like a kayu.
sibeipine was already radar her and zoomed in to chat up. that was how they then became a couple. not long after that, sibeikang was preparing his wedding with chinjiagong (hope u still remember her).
i was invited of course. but then i asked sibeipine who was he going to bring along to his brother's wedding. he just smiled and told me both gfs: choobeebee and lau chiobu. i warned him and reminded him that he was creating problems for himself. faster than i had just said....the same night, my retro phone rang again......
"tarsah, can u please come and help me....boohoohoo...", i was rudely awaken again at 3 am. hell! what now? it was choobeebee crying desperately over the phone. i changed and rushed there.
goodness! who did i see there? sibeipine in his red underwear, choobeebee squatting and weeping away and then nearby was lau chiobu. immediately i got the picture: sibeipine's double timing was exposed. it was deja vu. history repeated.
choobeebee on seeing me rushed to me and hugged me. shit! blue and black again from her voluminous chest. it was history repeating. cried niagra falls on my shoulder. wet it and asked me to bring her back to her own home....
i looked at sibeipine and lau chiobu. shaking my head, i really didn't know what else to say. i waited for choobeebee to pack her things and sent her home.....
next day, choobeebee called me out to explain what happened yesterday nite. "tahsar, please tell me, u know this lau chiobu. sibeipine already known her right? he knew her after or before he knows me?" she started firing a hosts of question. i was caught unaware and was stunt to give her an honest answer.....
"beebee....if u really love sibeipine....u not only must accept all his goodness....u also must accept and tolerate all his nonsense..." that was the best reply i could think of. lame!!
"please tarsah, can u please tell me....why he says he only loves me...then suddenly this lau chiobu comes into the pictures....i was already feeling strange during sibeikang's wedding night...." she persisted in her questioning.
"ok, beebee....i tell u...u r not his first gf...u r number don't know what.....it was when u went back to indonesia...sibeipine got to know this lau chiobu who was a real estate agent.....this woman's not simple...i already warned sibeipine. she's almost my age, divorced and got 2 teen girls..." finally i had to reveal. "but if u really really love sibeipine....you could accept all his failings, don't you?" i added.
"oh no....tarsah! how come u also kept me in the dark? when we were at the pubs....people were already hinting me that they saw sibeipine with other girls there...i choose not to believe...i was so so stupid!!" choobeebee broke into tears again. "you know tarsah, yester nite, he beat me all because of this lau chiobu who suddenly popped in...how could he hit me like that? my parents don't even treat me this way....why? why?...booohooohooo....." niagra falls turned full blast on.
that was the last straw i needed to hear: a man who hits a girl no matter what is no longer a gentleman but a damn bastard motherfucker!!.
"beebee, if he has hit you. you better think twice about continuing this relationship...if he hits you now, he can hit you later when you two marry....that would be worst as you would be married with kids then....so it would be even more complicated...if u think u can tolerate all this nonsense....ok u continue seeing him, if not, it's about time that u have reached your expiry date...u should return home to jarkata. forget him and start life anew....don't waste your love and time on a woman hitting rascal!" i was really very angry at sibeipine's uncultured behaviour.
choobeebee cried. she was heartbroken and felt just woken up from a fairytale dream. she thought she found her prince charming....actually it was a shithole in disguise! not long after that, she decided to return home to jarkata....she called me almost every night and pour her sorrows to me. she told me her only good thing here was knowing me for being there for her...she was all alone here in sinkietown......my goodness! if i didn't get the signal wrongly....i think i had became her standby bf substituting for sibeipine.....
finally she went home. she emailed me regularly....lately she told me she found a new indo bf who was freaking rich like smoking a US$100 cigar and a house with a cellar full of vintage wines....good for her at least i was no longer her "prince charming" target. i good monk wannabe and really don't want to get involve in mundane boy/girl relationship.
now i await enthusiastically for the arrival of choobeebee and his freaking rich indo bf on this coming x'mas....of course it's the x'mas present i am more interested :)
this chapter of the sibei brothers thus comes to an end....i am so fed up with the 2 brothers, i stop seeing them for almost 3 yrs....until sibeikang's problematic marital troubles with chinjiagong surfaces. that part u all have read....the outcome is still pending. i have given sibeikang 3 results....it's up to him to choose now....hopefully, i pray, he's mature to choose the right one for his son's sake and for family sake....nothing more valuable than a family sticking together....i just pray for him for his wise choice......
the end.
er...any story reviews? any comments would be welcomed, u know...hello, every sleeping again?....say something leh!
From:
khanaton
15-Nov 17:47
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leetahsar
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83628.486 in reply to 83628.485
aiyo more leh.
me die hard fan leh.
From:
leetahsar
15-Nov 18:10
To:
khanaton
487 of 619

83628.487 in reply to 83628.486
sure or not....don't make uncle happy if u really don't like it....i can take criticism, u know.
i will continue on the final part of sibeikang n beipine and choobeebee as the happening unfolds later. my greatest wish now...(they r like my own dear children now):
1. sibeikang realises his folly and make up with chinjiagong so that sibeigong, his son can have a "functional" family life:). his son is really cute and very very intelligent.....but if he chooses teetujia over chinchiagong, then the future for his son is over...the poor little thing shall suffer a lifelong of pain getting over the parents' divorce. :(
2. if sibeipine continues his notorious rolanto way....then one day, i am afraid he might get himself castrated (by one of the gfs) and become an enunch. then he can rolanto with his other part namely, his arsehole! :(
3. as for choobeebee, i hope she would fulfil her fairytale dream with the new freaking loaded indo bf...thus freeing me from the substitute bf....:0) will she live happily ever after?
4. that everyone i mentioned has a happy ending....and me could get my well-deserved x'mas presents from each :)...and thereafter i can have tranquility and peace and continue my monk wannabe attainment....
5. i need to change my retro phone....the ringing's too loud and can give u heart attack especially in the dead of night...which i am getting most desperate calls :(