From:
khanaton
27-Oct 04:03
To:
leetahsar
409 of 619

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what is camel toe?

From:
leetahsar
27-Oct 04:36
To:
khanaton
411 of 619

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really u don't want to know?...but if u insist, it's the female genitalia and view at certain angle looks like the camel toe....chui guo! u really don't want to know but now u know....chui guo chui guo!
wah lau! i really striked lottery again 2308, 2B = $500 :)
during the past, it was very difficult to eat a free meal from sibeikang even though u helped him in his damned bloody heavy mattresses delivery. not only that, u would end up paying for 3 persons' drinks whenever u drank. see...i being leetahsar the big goon, couldn't bear to drink alone,right? so if i bought drinks, i ended up buying 3 cans: l for me, 1 for sibeikang and 1 for sibeipine. so each time i drank means i had to buy 3. each time i ate a piece of curry puff, it would be 3...and the best part, i ended up paying for everything and sloughing as a free coolie for the sibei brothers.
there was once, i sprained my back terribly.....sibeikang was sorry that i hurt myself. Pronto. that is sorry only....u go for the massage and acupuncture treatment....the cost involved is your pasar...am i the biggest goon alive? work for free, hurt urself, good luck - pay for your own medical fees...and all i got was SORRY....so now u know why i called him sibeikang....literally translated: the very evil one!
no wonder i strike lottery! after not seeing sibeikang for almost 2 yrs. he suddenly wanted to belanja me to a luxurious continental candlelight dinner....no, no, he didn't fall in love with me, goodness sake! he wanted me to help counsel his wife chinjiagong so that she could come back to him. they were already separated for months so i was told. and yesterday was their 3rd year anniversary.
so here i was now with sibeikang who was very anticipating and a rather gloomy and quiet chinjiagong.....
since he was paying, i no bar hold lah, of course. revenge time man! i ordered the most expensive lobster thermidor dish, the lobster bisque soup, the lobster appetiser....sibeikang was gulping down lumps and lumps of saliva when i placed the order and told me not to take too much lobster....so sweet! he said lobster high in cholesterol...who cares man! eat first, die later!
after supped up everything, nearly ate up the shells, too, we had our desserts. sibeikang advised me against ordering desserts....too fattening for me. so u guess it! who cares man....
finally the coffee/tea came. lucky this one had no choice or else i would choose the most expensive one. after i had my fill(and revenge), i began my informal counselling session.....
as we talked and talked, chinjiagong couldn't stand it any longer and jumped straight into what transpired between them. tears poured liked niagra falls....and hell, the whole pile of servettes were used up in no time and the tears were still rolling down like whitewater fall.
"Tahsar, u tell me lah, how can a woman or wife tahan this type of behaviour....i nearly wanted to end my life, u know...if not for my son sisuagong....boohooboohoo....hoo..hoo....." she wailed miserably.
what am i suppose to do during such situation?? i stared hard at sibeikang who was silent throughout. goodness! hardly a word...guilt admission or what?
so i began my typical goony leetahsar speech: "aiya...chinjiagong, u know this guy before u married him, right?" i said. "he's not known as the rolanto of the west for nothing, u know....he's a looker and girls would just fall for him whether he likes it or not....so the trouble sure starts 'cos mostly he like leh...." shit! what the hell did i just blurted out!
"sorri sorri, i balek rewind...." i hastily corrected myself. " girls fall for him...end up as friends to him...but i don't think they do those xxx things...sibeikang maybe a big dingaling but i think his brain is still up there and haven't drain downstair yet, leh."
"aiya, tahsar, u don't ve to cover up for him." huh, she knew all his nonsense all along, ah? sibeikang how come u know how to eat and don't know how to wipe your mouth clean....sibeikang doesn't live up to the name, leh....u r sibeiterh (very pig)!
now how? now really how, lah? out of nowhere....my heart sutra started ringing....good here goes: "chinjiagong, can i use the prajnaparamita to explain to u?" out of the blue this uncanny thought just zapped into my goony mind. she nodded and sniffed.
"ok, here goes...this sutra say blah...blah....blah (the emperor/soldier thing,no point repeating). so u understand up to here?" i paused and looked at her. she gave a weak nod. "ok, now u r a mother and a wife," here i went again,"your role would be to act as both diligently....but now u just ran off leaving sibeikang and sisuagong alone....this is rather a very irresponsible act, u know."
i paused again. looked at sibeikang whom i thought was wiping tears silently. then i continued again," for whatever ur action now, it is all very negative and really doesn't help much in patching up with ur hubby. worst in the end, if both of u decided to divorce, what happen to sisuagong?" paused. looked at both of them again, and continued, "both of u r parents now. as parents, u don't bring in a new life to make him suffer later from the negative seeds u two are sowing now, right?"
"u ve to blame sibeikang...he did it so many times on me. every time sorri, sorri....then he goes do it again...boohooohoo...."chinjiagong interrupted suddenly.
"ok, ok, sibeikang, what have u to say?" i turned my attention on him. Blank. blink. blink and blink......still blank with reddened eyes. "right, speechless...how i wish u can be so when a spider spirit approaches u...instead u have to sweet talk and talk...."
"both of u should give each other another chance again....the choice is entirely up to u....u want to choose misery, then both of u continue to behave like 2 egoistic brats and later witness the greatest suffering of your son....so now i suggest u all 2 try to make up. chinjiagong, u ve to magnanimous. forgive ur husband. give him another chance. and u sibeikang...must promise to stop all your nonsense at once and no more in the future!" i spoke rather sternly like their school teacher now.
both of them looked at each other. stared. glared...eh, hello! leetahsar was not invisible, leh...then something touching followed. they hugged each other and cried openly. JACKPOT! another case closed pretty soon.....they hugged. they kissed with tears rolling down their cheeks. finally i was visble again. they looked at me gratefully. smiled and thanked me....there u have it: a dramatic candlelight dinner thus ended....i chanted a silent sutra that hopefully sibeikang would keep his fleas infested bloodhound under control. don't get itchy and repeat those stupid action that would effect further suffering again.....peace be with u sibeikang and chinjiagong! until the next big squabble i await my free lobster meal again....which i think it would happen again sooner than i expect....a leopard doesn't change its spots so easily....if u know what i mean.
stay tuned for more future happening.....will the couple live happily ever after? we shall see and i will pray for both of u and especially sisuagong who is really an innocent victim. chui guo chui guo!

From:
khanaton
27-Oct 20:22
To:
leetahsar
414 of 619

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damm interesting stories leh. wah leh power the siao.
leetahsar, leetahsar i also got a problem, i got this very mei mei who just confess her love for me. but then i only want to treat her like my mei mei.
I dun want to tell her that i only treat her as meimei for fear of losing this meimei as a friend but i also dun want her to get too serious with me.
how how?
no lar, i did not screw her lar. me very the nice wolf. hamsup but only eat those wild tigerness will not eat small little lamb.