SIBEIPINE - THE ROLANTO OF THE WEST

just in case u all don't the meaning of rolanto. it's like a gigolo except rolanto is a higher skill than gigolo. the latter means offer his sex services to lau kuay bu no matter how ugly or prettier than the ho jinx and get paid. rolanto means all the girls...mei mei to lau kuay bu - offered themselves to him and then he selects, plays them, they pay for him everything and in the end, he dumps those that he gets tired off. isn't rolanto a more steady poon pee pee calibre?

rewind to that day when i went to sibeikang's shop to help deliver a bicycle my friend bought from him...both the sibei brothers after knowing me was their ex primary school eca teacher, treated my with reverend respect and friendliness.
sibeipine being the more generous of the two asked me out one night to drink at CHJIMES. that was my first encounter with one of his romantic gf, a girl by the name caled chillipadi. well, u can see why i wrote her name thus. she was really one hot babe. if u cup ur palms around her booby, stil too small to fill it up ur palm. u palm looks miniscule against her glorious boobs. and that was what attracted sibeipine and many other men to chillipadi.
there at chimjes, sibeipine opened up a bottle of red chataeu red wine costing about $400+. we drank and chatted. sibeikang was liked doing flirty floor show with chillipadi infront of me. they frenchie kissed with exchange mouthful of wine. it was really a very stimulating orgasmic sight!
so we went on like this most of the time. one day it was europa club...the next day another pub...u name it mostly i been there with sibeipine and chillipadi.
then other time it would karaoking at individually booked room again with expensive bottle of hard liquor. the night's bill would be like a few hundreds bucks....
one fine day, the beginning of tempest was about to commence....sibeipine's other gf who was studying music in london long distance call and said she had finished her course and was returning. all hell was going to be broken loose soon at her return....
sibeipine was damn steady....his gf no.1 was back from london. wow! bought so many presents for him, for his old man, his mum and even there was one for me....oh! i was beginning to like this girl. let's called her chiacharbo. u will know why the name apt her to the hilt!
chillipadi was still a student from ngee ann business studies. so when chiacharbo was back, she was having her lesson. sibeipine was temporary saved for the time being.
the same night, sibeipine's mum booked a table in a restaurant to welcome back chiacharbo whom she thought was going to be her prospective daughter-in-law. she was wrong! and damn damn wrong!we ate. we talked.laughed and even belted out karoke songs......it was a truly fun night!
next day, my phone rang like crazy! sibeipine's old man called me. of all the people i had to get a call from this ah lau the most "kang" of the sibei tribe. "tahsar, pls do me a great favour. pls go to sibeipine shop now....he's having girls problem there....try to help him out, leh...please...the girls i think are more willing to listen to u", ah lau pleaded. okie dokie! on my way in a jiffy!
when i reached his shop which was another branch and had glass window showroom, i could see sibeipine haggling 2 girls. one left, one right. no joke and there was a crowd gathering outside to watch the live saga now on.
i entered the show and told them to stop all their nonsense immediately reminding them about the growing kaypohs outside enjoying the girls competing for the boy show inside. only then the 3 then became aware and paused.
chillipadi began, "tahsar, sibeipine cheated me for so long....he told he already broken up with chiacharbo....but u see...they r actually together...boohoohoo.." ya, one niagra falls started.
"sibeipine told me he would be fatihful to me and would marry me when i return....now see what he did behind me....he cheated me.....boohoohooohooo....." chiacharbo's turn to complain. goodness, double niagra falls!
i was shaking my head all this while. "What r u going to say, sibeipine. u r a big arsehole, u know!" i scolded.
"Yes! u r a fucking arsehole!!" both girls said in unison. they looked at each other. then without warning, both girls just in unison like linked telepathically and slapped across sibeipine's face. one on the right, other the left. and the crowd outside was really enjoying this and laugh out loud clapping their hands.
both left in a huff leaving sibeipine with 2 redden palms on each cheek. he was blanked and just stood there like an wide-eyed idiot! again the crowd outside laughed and clapped even louder.
the same night, sibeipine called me suddenly and asked me out to one of his usual drinking hole. i waited downstair for him to pick me up. when his mazda ASTINA arrived, i was surpised to find chillipadi sitting next to him.....guess he made his choice and chosen chillipadi over his 6 yrs more relationship with chiacharbo. this girl could be consider history for now.

From:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
10-Nov 19:59
To:
leetahsar
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Someone should sign a movie deal with you for those crazy entries ;)