From:
leetahsar
16-Dec 20:57
To:
Mahakala001
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thx...for this real-life clip...i also got one of this story to tell....it's about my devlish old man-cum lau han koo rolanto....about the same pattern...but worst...mama lee is a wonderful woman who bears it all and is still suffering in silence...shall i write this very very personal story?....let me think about it first, ok.
80 yr and still hell of a horny...dun ask about the "mari kita" bloodhound thing. when i write...u will definitely know...but now, just wondering should i or shouldn't i write.....wait and see.

From:
fukyuman
16-Dec 21:22
To:
leetahsar
597 of 619

83628.597 in reply to 83628.596
Sorry typed too fast. RSN, short for registered nurse.
Type 'Tae Kim tasteless' and you will find several hours of hilarious reading. Tasteless writings is an art form and a compliment. Search for 'alt.tasteless faq' for better understanding. Another classic prose was 'anal fissure bob'.
I am glad we have one in our midst. I have some space to host a blog for you. Those phrases of yesterday sure bring good memories. Haven't heard of Poon Pee Pee for years. Was at Bowyers block as a patient. The missies are so dedicated, gently washing the balls of a broken patient. Every night someone will die with us trying not to notice. What I remembered most is the huge metal fly cover for our dearly departed. I remember bed tying of delirious patients.

From:
leetahsar
16-Dec 21:42
To:
fukyuman
598 of 619

83628.598 in reply to 83628.597
er...sorry hor...it should be SRN ...or state registered nurse....u were in BOWYER'S BLOCK...were u one of my patient then...i hope i din wash ur balls hor....or u r not asking me to do it again for u...hahahha....
after i read u reply...i still sotong and blur like anything...can u simply just tell me whether u like my stories or hate it...i mean maybe it's all shits to u...or put u to sleep...
me big big goon...the goonest leetahsar...u ve to tell me straight in the face...if not i take it u love my stories...hor. ;9)
PS. Those jokers u mentioned...i totally blurred...u mean they were like my past reincarnation...no lah...i just really write recently after i upgrade my dial-up to broadband...retired what...what to do...write crazy real life stories loh...u enjoy or not?

From:
leetahsar
16-Dec 22:06
To:
fukyuman
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PS. i think i gotta to clarify with u....did the missy used her tongue or fingers to wash ur balls?...goodness...neither fe or male missies do that u know...dun turn us into perverts....normally we will ask the patient to wash that part themselves...u know...the balls, the dick and the crackhole....we dun do it one...unless he's totally totally out real cold....then we bo pian....if not sorry hor...we dun do that very private and personal part hor...dun spoil my male missy reputation.....hahahaha....;9)

From:
fukyuman
16-Dec 22:20
To:
leetahsar
603 of 619

83628.603 in reply to 83628.600
I was a boy of ten then. Those guys are so mangled up so they get a wash once every three weeks, never saw a adult balls before so image is rom'med into my mind. A few years ago I broke my ankle and in great pain. Nurse suggest painkiller the anal way. I nodded and in a flash she is already wearing rubber gloves preparing my asshole.
From:
leetahsar
16-Dec 22:25
To:
fukyuman
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alamak...what co-incidence...BOB IS SOMETHING WHAT MY SQUATTERS GANG WOULD CALL ME...they said it stands for best of best....goodness...i better tell them to call me tahsar from today's onwards...i sure dun want to be somebody's arsehole with that name...hahahaha...
thxs for the very funny thread...i lose to him, lah...he must have been a arsehole doc...or a real BOB pervert..hahaha...funny for light reading...thanks again...
u ven't said whether u like my kind of stories....real-life for ur info....if with extra ingredients added...i will mention before i start story

From:
fukyuman
16-Dec 22:33
To:
leetahsar
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83628.605 in reply to 83628.604
Come to think of it, since both of us are borderline seditious, it is safer to put into an anonymous blog host.
Your first article is herehttp://tahsar.blogspot.com//

From:
fukyuman
16-Dec 22:33
To:
leetahsar
605 of 619

83628.605 in reply to 83628.604
Come to think of it, since both of us are borderline seditious, it is safer to put into an anonymous blog host.
Your first article is herehttp://tahsar.blogspot.com//


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From:
leetahsar
16-Dec 22:34
To:
fukyuman
606 of 619

83628.606 in reply to 83628.603
er...excuse me again...ur reply hor...4 out of 5 blur me like anything...
QN: how can ankle pain be related to poking into ur blackhole by missy? u got a pervert missy or u pleaded her to poke u with suppository?
i think maybe u underwent surgery. 'cos after the chop chop, u stomach or intestines tend to swell from flatulence. the missy is poking a suppository to allow u to clear all ur system so that u feel more comfy....i think u got every damn thing wrong!...luckily i was a nurse...and i was a damn damn good nurse. most skilful expertise dry cleaning dirty old men...but not the balls part, please....